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*best intro eva*

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Why pewds, WHY!?!? D;

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plz sub to stop ear rape

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Whet is the funniest thing on the planet? *gasp* what? o:

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kawaii face

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That's right, FACESWAPS! OH MY GOED !!!!!! O:

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AINSLEY (the greatest)

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(pokemon) GO!

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*Gasps* WHAT IS THIS DARK SORCERY

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Hilarious! im crying

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What if I told you,

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there was a bot

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that would do this for you? (are you serious?)

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What if I told you about the greatest bot of all time? (you mean Snapchat -o-)

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A bot  that lets you face swap (Too bad snapchat is already a thing)

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[so its basicly google sounds boring :/]

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*badass viking music plays* Marzias true form

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VIKINGMUSIC

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its called project murphy(eddie murphy fo life)

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and you can ask it anything (Basically just like google) :/

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*ultimate heartbeat sound effect*

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we finally done it

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[done what papa pewds?]

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the science has mastered it

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we could use this for greater good of mankind [So just like google sounds boring]

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*epic violin music plays*

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we could  ask it anything [We already have google for that though for the 5th time]

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now lets ask what if keemstar.....

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[What will the urban legend say about keemstar o:]

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*more epic violin music plays*

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Had hair *LOL that's obvious, NEVER*

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phahahahahahahaahahaha he would look even dumber

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*MOST KAWAII LAUGH EVER* (told you ha!0

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Excuse me! I think it is a valid question *you're right pewds*

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Dont you think so Ainsley? [No]

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*rape stare*

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*Japanese Female Google Translate Voice* "Yes"

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Thank you very much for backing me up on that one [i should get paid for this]

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What if leafy had a chin? [the world would explode]

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*types*

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japanese female robot* DonT dO iT

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YoU cOUld diE

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2 years studying Japanese, and now I'm writing subs on Ainsley's face. I have become immortal

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I KNOW IT'S DANGEROUS AINSLEY , BUT I HAVE TO KNOW!!! [SO EXCITED TO KNOW]

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WHY DID HITLER SHOW UP?! [because leafy is hitler and keemstar is trump]

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i'm not joking WTF is that! [that's leafy]

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I knew- I knew-I KNEW IT.....I KNEW IT!!!!!

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I keep saying it but no-one listens!

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c'mon I need to know for science!

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TUHAH there we go!

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I KNEW IT! x2

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what if hitler *aka Leafy* was good?

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[Lots of people wouldnt be dead if he was good]

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everything would of been different

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what if jackspeticeye was funny [He'd have a lot more subs]

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HAHAHAHAH

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you never know watcha gonna get x2

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ok here we go  what if sorsha (Wasn't bat shit crazy vegan)

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(Oh god not sorsha bitch!)

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was a [sane] vegan hm?  *Impossible*

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How about that remember the vegan girl? (How could we forget all she gets is dislikes now)

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Sorsha bitch: So slutty

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what if she was actually a vegan? (But she is

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*Sorsha insane gibberish*

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Da fuck is dis? were is she?

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O00000000HHHHHHH!!!!! hahaha

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WHY?

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let me try that again

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give me another option common

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Dafauq are you doin? OOOOOHHHHH!

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Now thats a real good faceswap *Nailed it*

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Really really (Dank af no doubt)

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that is fucking terrifying wtf happen there? {Exactly]

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Ainsley! do something!

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*microphone bang*

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now this question pains me

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what if harambe was alive (#DixoutforHarambe)

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*Harambe music*

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What?

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That's Leslie Jones *NU NOT RACIST AT ALL* TOTALLY HARAMBE AS I REMEMBER HIM

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No.

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No!

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Leslie Jones!

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is not harambe (God dammit I thought she was!

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Ainsley!

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Lesley Jones Is NOT HARAMBE! SAY IT!!

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WHY IS? LESLEY JONES

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GOD NO GOD NO NOT LESLEY JONES

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lets try again

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what if Harambe was jesus (um pewds I wouldnt bring up that topic )

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IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE! [Oh donkeh ballz.. HE'S BACK]

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now thats pretty sexy

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you know what fuck marzia I would fuck the shit out of that bitch (dont tell marzia

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Oh wait its jacksepticeye  (PFFFFT HAHAHAHA)

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god damn it...

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Lesley Jones  for fucks sake ok can u just not?

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that is Lesley Jones  on a white mans (leafys) face!

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THAT IS RACIST I AM TRIGGERED FUCK  YOU! (Don't tell Marzia c;)

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god damn it god fucking damn it x2

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this is proof there is no god (Pewds dont go to the subject again not a good idea)

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I know marina joyce *Whom I kidnapped*

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what is kind at? what if marina joyce  was kidnapped (She was -.- BY YOU)

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pupils  really does the trick doesnt it?

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we got side tracked we need this for human..kind

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what if trump was president (We would all go to world war 3)

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that is so wrong

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on so many levels

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*music* ok heres the question everyones asking  what if pewdiepie was good?

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(like that would  ever happen)

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*Pirate music?*

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*pewds falls*

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Alright I hope you enjoyed this video and um Ainsley is  quitting (Yay!) we had a good run  didnt we?

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ainsley *I will get my REVENGE PEWDS*

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Now I left a twitter poll of who should replace ainsley so uh...

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Leave a comment  down below Ainsley  we wish you the best of luck in the future on your future endeavors

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wherever you will go we support you, and of course your welcome back anytime you want ainsley

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Um... I hope you have a great  time *Lies*

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and that maybe one you will uh- you will find  what you want to do in life and- *SOON I PROMISES*

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feel free to uh...

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uh say hi you know *OH I WILL*

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anytime grab grab a beer (Aw pewds you seem so sad)

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something like that

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we wish you best of luck  everyone wish ainsley the best of luck in the future (Good luck Ainsleyl)

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and uh *Extreme closeup* yeah love you guys so much

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*Bye Ainsley*

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and I'll see you bros in the next video (Oh god pewds needws help #Savepewds)

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*Kisses majestic fist* stay awesome bros

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Well wasnt that fun

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Subtitles madE BY ALIENS IN UR BASEMENT

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subscribe to pewds to get him at 50 million!

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oh and yeah dont forget to vote on who will replace Ainsley

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check out that video over there

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Laterz~ GOOOBYE! ;D