WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: ro 00:00:00.200 --> 00:00:03.940 Pewpewpies 00:00:04.220 --> 00:00:06.780 Care este cel mai amuzant lucru de pe planeta? 00:00:07.580 --> 00:00:08.080 Asa este 00:00:08.280 --> 00:00:09.080 Schimbarea fețelor 00:00:09.340 --> 00:00:10.760 Ainsley, haida 00:00:11.980 --> 00:00:13.020 Hilar! 00:00:13.180 --> 00:00:17.240 Daca ti-asi spune,ca exista un bot,care va face asta pentru tine 00:00:17.260 --> 00:00:20.640 Daca ti-as spune,despre cel mai tare bot din toate timpurile? 00:00:21.260 --> 00:00:24.180 Un bot care iti permite sa faci schimb de fete. 00:00:28.820 --> 00:00:32.740 Se numeste proiectul Murphy,si poti sa il intrebi orice 00:00:34.740 --> 00:00:35.960 Am reusit in sfarsit 00:00:37.420 --> 00:00:39.100 Stiinta l-a perfectionat! 00:00:39.320 --> 00:00:41.700 Am putea sa il folosim pentru binele suprem al omenirii 00:00:43.000 --> 00:00:44.300 Putem sa il intrebam orice 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:46.340 Acum hai sa intrebam 00:00:46.960 --> 00:00:48.640 Daca keemstar 00:00:54.960 --> 00:00:57.140 Ar fi avut par? 00:00:58.100 --> 00:01:00.900 Scuza-ma,cred ca e o intrebare valida 00:01:00.900 --> 00:01:02.240 Nu crezi Ainsley? 00:01:03.980 --> 00:01:04.540 Da 00:01:04.540 --> 00:01:07.260 Multumesc foarte frumos pentru ca esti de acord cu mine 00:01:07.480 --> 00:01:09.760 Daca leafy ar avea o barbie? 00:01:09.760 --> 00:01:11.020 Nu o face 00:01:11.380 --> 00:01:12.420 Ai putea sa mori! 00:01:12.420 --> 00:01:14.380 Stiu ca e periculos Ainsley 00:01:14.380 --> 00:01:15.600 Dar trebuie sa stiu 00:01:16.560 --> 00:01:18.720 De ce a aparut Hitler? 00:01:18.720 --> 00:01:19.460 Nu glumesc 00:01:19.460 --> 00:01:20.860 Ce dracu e asta? 00:01:20.860 --> 00:01:21.420 Stiam 00:01:21.420 --> 00:01:21.980 Stiam 00:01:21.980 --> 00:01:22.700 Stiam 00:01:22.700 --> 00:01:23.360 Stiam 00:01:23.360 --> 00:01:25.780 O tot spun dar nimeni nu asculta 00:01:26.620 --> 00:01:27.340 (Ce ar fi daca leafyishere ar avea o barbie) 00:01:27.340 --> 00:01:28.180 Haide trebuie sa stiu 00:01:28.180 --> 00:01:29.140 Pentru stiinta 00:01:29.300 --> 00:01:30.620 Asa mai marge 00:01:30.960 --> 00:01:31.920 Stiam! 00:01:32.080 --> 00:01:32.880 Stiam! 00:01:32.880 --> 00:01:34.580 Daca Hitler ar fi fost bun? 00:01:38.840 --> 00:01:40.480 Totul ar fi diferit 00:01:40.480 --> 00:01:42.180 Daca Jacksepticeye ar fi amuzant? 00:01:44.140 --> 00:01:45.840 Nu stii niciodata ce o sa primesti 00:01:45.840 --> 00:01:47.600 Nu stii niciodata ce o sa primesti 00:01:47.600 --> 00:01:48.560 Bine,hai 00:01:48.720 --> 00:01:49.840 Ce ar fi daca Sorsha 00:01:51.380 --> 00:01:52.340 ar fi o vegana? 00:01:52.340 --> 00:01:52.900 Hmm ce ziceti de asta? 00:01:52.900 --> 00:01:54.020 O tineti minte pe 00:01:54.020 --> 00:01:54.660 Fata vegana? 00:01:54.660 --> 00:01:55.500 "Asa de tarfa" 00:01:55.500 --> 00:01:57.320 Daca chiar ar fi o vegana? 00:02:03.780 --> 00:02:05.060 Ce dracu e asta? 00:02:05.520 --> 00:02:06.560 Unde e ea? 00:02:12.420 --> 00:02:13.380 De ce? 00:02:13.580 --> 00:02:15.340 Sa incerc asta din nou 00:02:15.340 --> 00:02:16.800 Da-mi alta optiune,hai 00:02:17.520 --> 00:02:19.080 Ce dracu faci? 00:02:23.100 --> 00:02:25.340 Asta e o schimbare a fetelor foarte buna 00:02:25.860 --> 00:02:26.720 Foarte,foarte 00:02:27.380 --> 00:02:28.700 Asta e al naibii de inspaimantator 00:02:28.700 --> 00:02:30.100 Ce dracu s-a intamplat acolo? 00:02:30.320 --> 00:02:30.820 Ainsley! 00:02:30.820 --> 00:02:32.000 Fa ceva! 00:02:32.480 --> 00:02:34.680 Intrebarea asta ma doare 00:02:34.680 --> 00:02:36.500 Daca Harambe ar fi inca in viata? 00:02:39.640 --> 00:02:40.200 Ce? 00:02:43.900 --> 00:02:45.640 Asta e Leslie Jones 00:02:47.940 --> 00:02:48.580 Nu! 00:02:49.760 --> 00:02:50.560 Nu! 00:02:52.840 --> 00:02:55.780 Leslie Jones,nu este Harambe.. 00:02:57.040 --> 00:02:57.760 Ainsley! 00:02:58.280 --> 00:03:00.320 LESLIE JONES NU ESTE HARAMBE! 00:03:00.320 --> 00:03:00.820 SPUNE-O! 00:03:01.240 --> 00:03:02.600 De ce e Leslie Jones! 00:03:02.600 --> 00:03:03.200 DUMNEZEULE NU! 00:03:03.340 --> 00:03:03.980 DUMNEZEULE NU! 00:03:03.980 --> 00:03:05.040 Nu Leslie Jones! 00:03:05.520 --> 00:03:06.640 Sa incercam din nou. 00:03:06.640 --> 00:03:08.880 Daca Harambe ar fi Iisus? 00:03:12.600 --> 00:03:14.580 Asta este un fel de gluma? 00:03:14.580 --> 00:03:16.160 Asta e destul de sexy 00:03:16.160 --> 00:03:19.440 Stii ceva? Da-o naiba pe Marzia. As fute-o de as rupe-o pe curva asta. 00:03:19.580 --> 00:03:20.220 O stai 00:03:20.220 --> 00:03:21.580 E jacksepticeye. 00:03:21.580 --> 00:03:22.100 La naiba 00:03:22.100 --> 00:03:23.720 Leslie Jones?Pula mea. 00:03:23.780 --> 00:03:24.280 Bine? 00:03:24.280 --> 00:03:25.140 Poti te rog sa nu? 00:03:25.140 --> 00:03:28.620 Asta e Leslie Jones, pe o față de alb, asta e rasist! 00:03:28.620 --> 00:03:29.680 Sunt declansat *triggered* 00:03:29.680 --> 00:03:30.180 Du-te dracu 00:03:30.800 --> 00:03:31.680 La naiba 00:03:31.680 --> 00:03:32.560 La naiba! 00:03:32.660 --> 00:03:33.700 La naiba!! 00:03:34.200 --> 00:03:35.240 Asta e dovada 00:03:35.440 --> 00:03:36.560 Nu exista Dumnezeu 00:03:36.960 --> 00:03:38.480 Stiu! Marina Joyce! 00:03:39.180 --> 00:03:40.620 A fost rapita? 00:03:40.620 --> 00:03:42.960 Daca Marina Joyce a fost rapita? 00:03:45.120 --> 00:03:47.800 Pupilele chiar arata bine 00:03:47.800 --> 00:03:49.040 Am fost distrasi 00:03:49.340 --> 00:03:51.800 Ne trebuie asta pentru specia umana 00:03:51.800 --> 00:03:53.800 Daca Trump ar fi presedinte? 00:03:54.960 --> 00:03:56.220 Asta e atat de gresit! 00:03:56.860 --> 00:03:57.900 Pe atatea niveluri! 00:03:58.480 --> 00:03:58.980 Bine 00:03:58.980 --> 00:04:01.600 Asta e intrebarea pe care o intreaba toti 00:04:01.600 --> 00:04:03.300 Daca PewDiePie ar fi bun? 00:04:10.440 --> 00:04:12.700 REEEKT 00:04:13.440 --> 00:04:15.100 Bine,sper ca v-a placut acest video 00:04:15.320 --> 00:04:15.960 Umm.. 00:04:15.960 --> 00:04:17.460 Ainsley demisioneaza 00:04:17.460 --> 00:04:18.260 Am avut momente placute nu? 00:04:19.000 --> 00:04:19.720 Ainsley.. 00:04:19.720 --> 00:04:23.720 Acum..am lasat o optiune de vot pe Twitter despre cine ar trebuii sa il inlocuiasca pe Ainsley 00:04:23.760 --> 00:04:24.740 Deci.. 00:04:24.860 --> 00:04:27.280 Lasa un comentariu mai jos 00:04:27.280 --> 00:04:31.100 Ainsley iti uram noroc in viitor, in viitoarele tale aventuri 00:04:31.360 --> 00:04:32.880 Oriunde te-ai duce 00:04:32.880 --> 00:04:37.060 Te sustinem si desigur esti bine venit sa vii inapoi absolut cand vrei Ainsley 00:04:37.120 --> 00:04:37.920 Umm.. 00:04:38.220 --> 00:04:40.140 Sper ca o sa ai un timp minunat 00:04:40.140 --> 00:04:40.940 Si.. 00:04:40.940 --> 00:04:44.600 Poate intr-o zi o sa gasesti ce vrei sa faci in viata 00:04:44.600 --> 00:04:45.440 Si.. 00:04:46.060 --> 00:04:49.120 Simte-te liber sa zici buna, stii tu 00:04:49.380 --> 00:04:51.540 Cand vrei,sa mergem la o bere 00:04:51.540 --> 00:04:52.600 Ceva de genu 00:04:52.600 --> 00:04:56.060 Iti uram noroc, toata lumea uratii lui Ainsley noroc in viitor 00:04:57.100 --> 00:04:57.640 Si... 00:04:58.080 --> 00:04:58.580 Da 00:04:58.580 --> 00:04:59.800 Va iubesc foarte mult! 00:04:59.800 --> 00:05:02.320 Si o sa va vad in video-ul urmator 00:05:02.320 --> 00:05:03.160 Ramaneti incredibili 00:05:04.080 --> 00:05:22.280 Pewdiepie:Start! Marina Joyce:Ar trebuii sa va uitati la Cowspiracy pentru ca e un lucru foarte bun la care sa va uitati dar este foarte sangeros deci nu recomand sa va uitat ! 00:05:22.280 --> 00:05:28.640 Aici nu ne-am dat seama,si am incheiat videoclipul prea devreme.Nu are nimic!