WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.980 Hey, how's it going? It's your boy- 00:00:04.140 --> 00:00:05.240 *screeches* 00:00:05.320 --> 00:00:07.480 back get it again with another original, 00:00:08.500 --> 00:00:10.150 unique, hilarious 00:00:10.150 --> 00:00:13.360 idea that no one's done before. 00:00:13.600 --> 00:00:18.300 Pics to pics. As you can clearly tell, never done before. 00:00:18.520 --> 00:00:20.700 Funny and original content! 00:00:20.740 --> 00:00:22.340 Here we go! 00:00:22.340 --> 00:00:26.320 Okay, okay, so if you for some reason don't know what this is - I don't know what the fuck- 00:00:26.580 --> 00:00:33.500 How you ended up here without knowing about it. I mean The Verge posted about it ok, so, 00:00:33.640 --> 00:00:35.530 everyone should know about it. And The Verge, 00:00:35.530 --> 00:00:39.180 can you please just link to the goddamn thing because I can never find it all right? 00:00:39.180 --> 00:00:40.469 You always hid it somewhere... 00:00:40.469 --> 00:00:45.000 Oh there it is. Great. Basically this drawing will become this person, right? 00:00:46.210 --> 00:00:50.189 Hilarious. So what happens then if I remove her eyes..? 00:00:50.800 --> 00:00:54.980 I don't know what I expected was gonna happen, but it happened. 00:00:55.400 --> 00:00:58.760 And thus, Slender Man was born. Jesus Christ. 00:00:59.640 --> 00:01:03.740 This is slowly turning me on. I like it. How would this look..? 00:01:04.300 --> 00:01:04.960 OH 00:01:05.320 --> 00:01:06.720 WOW *he laughs* 00:01:06.729 --> 00:01:11.249 How do they make the line so fucking thin? God damn this thing is terrifying! 00:01:11.249 --> 00:01:12.720 *Laughs* 00:01:12.860 --> 00:01:14.860 What is that thing?? 00:01:14.960 --> 00:01:18.560 Yes. I get it now. My God, she's absolutely beautiful- 00:01:19.360 --> 00:01:22.830 Finally I can make my dream girl come true in this video game. 00:01:23.040 --> 00:01:27.920 What if we make the mouth just a little happier? Just a tad bit a little happier? 00:01:27.920 --> 00:01:30.460 OH MY GOD, SUGOI DESUNE! 00:01:31.040 --> 00:01:32.540 KAWAII! 00:01:32.560 --> 00:01:33.790 Yes! 00:01:33.790 --> 00:01:35.790 Yes, yes, yes, yes! 00:01:35.829 --> 00:01:40.469 But what if her face was a penis? Thank you everyone. Let's try it out... 00:01:42.790 --> 00:01:47.609 That is much better. I like how the balls somehow made it in there.... I don't know how... 00:01:49.869 --> 00:01:50.979 Finally! 00:01:50.980 --> 00:01:55.540 Finally, my dream girl, right here on the Pewdiepie channel! 00:01:55.680 --> 00:02:00.100 Marzia, I am sorry, but I have found a more perfect specimen. 00:02:00.120 --> 00:02:04.600 I like to call her Jerry, and he loves me for who I am. 00:02:04.600 --> 00:02:05.840 Aw Jerry, don't be so angry! 00:02:05.840 --> 00:02:10.360 What did I do? I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Jerry- Abort abort. 00:02:10.360 --> 00:02:12.360 Could this, perhaps, make you happier, Jerry? 00:02:16.320 --> 00:02:18.180 Oh, Jerry~ 00:02:18.180 --> 00:02:21.400 Related to the elephants, I can tell, I can tell. Yes. 00:02:21.600 --> 00:02:24.620 I am 12, by the way, in case you're wondering. Yes I am 00:02:24.800 --> 00:02:29.240 Thank you very much. Thank you for subscribing, and leaving a like on this video right now. 00:02:29.400 --> 00:02:31.640 Yes, I am drawing a dick on a woman's face. 00:02:31.640 --> 00:02:35.160 Yes, his is the pinnacle of comedy. You just found it here on this channel. 00:02:35.580 --> 00:02:38.500 Congratulation, it's never going to be better than this. 00:02:38.500 --> 00:02:40.500 Let's laugh at some more penises. 00:02:40.500 --> 00:02:42.180 *Sings* Family friendly Felix~ 00:02:42.180 --> 00:02:44.520 *Laughs loudly* YES! 00:02:45.000 --> 00:02:46.520 *Sings* Family friendly Felix~ 00:02:46.680 --> 00:02:49.980 I mean I'm not going to lie, I've been with worse women. 00:02:50.060 --> 00:02:52.400 I'm talking, of course, about your mama. 00:02:52.400 --> 00:02:55.760 Your mama, everybody. Your mama jokes. *Fake laughter* 00:02:56.180 --> 00:02:56.680 AH! 00:02:59.280 --> 00:03:03.400 I have seen death, and he stares, but he looks so cute. 00:03:03.400 --> 00:03:05.960 He looks so sad! What the hell is this?! 00:03:08.120 --> 00:03:09.820 Kawaii desune~! 00:03:09.980 --> 00:03:10.920 Oh my god. 00:03:12.900 --> 00:03:15.560 Fucking sexy. This is sexy- 00:03:15.560 --> 00:03:19.740 I finally, finally can create my perfect human. 00:03:19.740 --> 00:03:20.760 *Sneezes dramatically* 00:03:20.800 --> 00:03:24.080 Let's try and draw the most beautiful specimen of all time... 00:03:24.820 --> 00:03:25.840 ME! 00:03:25.840 --> 00:03:30.360 Hey, why not just draw myself from real time? How about that. 00:03:30.720 --> 00:03:32.300 Okay, all right. 00:03:32.360 --> 00:03:35.340 Nose- Big-ass nose... Yes... 00:03:37.140 --> 00:03:42.600 Uh-huh... No upper lip, but a giant bottom lip. Yep, that's it... 00:03:46.280 --> 00:03:48.280 Very pointy jaw... 00:03:53.120 --> 00:03:56.020 Eyebrows that could face any anime character. 00:03:56.020 --> 00:03:58.020 Wow look at that. I'm goddamn perfect. I have a feeling that this is not Gonna 00:04:01.440 --> 00:04:03.880 This is not Gonna look pretty let's watch 00:04:05.700 --> 00:04:07.700 What the fuck is that? 00:04:08.160 --> 00:04:10.160 How does fuck did that happen? 00:04:10.709 --> 00:04:12.709 No, no, no no no 00:04:13.140 --> 00:04:15.140 What the fuck is...? 00:04:16.109 --> 00:04:17.370 Oh noo 00:04:17.370 --> 00:04:18.140 kill it 00:04:19.680 --> 00:04:20.300 KILL IT 00:04:20.300 --> 00:04:26.080 Man if all fan art of me was this good, boi. I could only dream. Okay here. We go 00:04:29.910 --> 00:04:35.390 Now you're just being me. How do you go from this to this? Fuck you pix2pix you don't know shit? 00:04:35.920 --> 00:04:39.520 Alright, let's draw the second second most beautiful specimen 00:04:41.500 --> 00:04:43.160 That's her name Marsha 00:04:48.980 --> 00:04:50.810 this is really my 00:04:50.810 --> 00:04:58.270 Monalisa. In the future. They won't be talking about Monalisa. They'll be talking about Marsha. Oh my God. She's absolutely perfect 00:05:00.340 --> 00:05:02.340 Okay, let's watch 00:05:09.700 --> 00:05:10.200 .-. 00:05:16.280 --> 00:05:24.220 OMG let's try another one, okay, alright. Let's actually maybe maybe I could have made her a little bit more prettier 00:05:35.629 --> 00:05:39.069 Okay, well, I don't see how this one can fail at all, so 00:05:40.009 --> 00:05:47.408 I mean I still hate it. If you know what I mean. Hell, yeah, does it mean finally I can factor my own porn hell 00:05:47.409 --> 00:05:49.409 Yeah, yeah 00:05:50.300 --> 00:05:54.489 Wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute wait a minute. Yeah, boy 00:05:55.459 --> 00:06:03.339 Boi, you're looking sexy girl or the perfect *hamming the perfect whamen that I would finally a whamen 00:06:03.339 --> 00:06:05.648 I can respect I know what you're thinking 00:06:05.649 --> 00:06:10.928 What about your dog Pewds? Surely your dog must look at least decent in this. 00:06:10.928 --> 00:06:18.000 And then I agree 100% because they seem to make everything fucking black in this game racist game everyone 00:06:24.440 --> 00:06:28.980 He kind of looks cute. I kind like my fan art of edgar here. Thank you. God 00:06:32.149 --> 00:06:38.919 This is why Darwin was wrong. You still believe in global warming well. I have solid evidence to prove against it 00:06:39.200 --> 00:06:42.720 What the fuck look at that thing. It's beautiful 00:06:43.280 --> 00:06:45.700 Edgar: Finally now that I'm a human you can treat me nice. 00:06:45.700 --> 00:06:47.540 Pewds: Shut the fuck up. Get the fuck out 00:06:47.680 --> 00:06:53.460 Well, it was bound to happen. What about Jackspedicy? Let's do the pretty version of Jack 00:06:53.469 --> 00:06:55.469 it's a good thing that I'm such a 00:06:55.759 --> 00:06:56.869 impeccably 00:06:56.869 --> 00:06:58.200 perfect artist 00:06:59.140 --> 00:07:03.660 I get commissioned requests all the fucking time all the time 00:07:04.340 --> 00:07:08.320 People's like: "hey, I want to pay you because I love love your art" 00:07:15.300 --> 00:07:18.100 How the fuck did I make him more pretty how's that possible? 00:07:18.610 --> 00:07:19.820 Alright fuck it 00:07:19.820 --> 00:07:24.460 They all just get fucking werewolves well - fuck that nose though 00:07:26.420 --> 00:07:29.800 Why are they all werewolves? Stop. Is it the eyebrows? 00:07:34.860 --> 00:07:39.500 For Fuck's sake stop being werewolf. It's not that hard obviously we have to draw the 00:07:40.280 --> 00:07:43.569 Absolute most beautiful specimens of all time 00:07:44.180 --> 00:07:50.140 Nick Crompton it's a God damn perfect human being and I want to see how he looks like as an actual human 00:07:50.640 --> 00:07:53.720 *Yo know it's Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin' 00:07:53.720 --> 00:07:55.820 Yes I can rap and no I'm not-* 00:07:55.880 --> 00:07:58.400 Let's just add one of the chins that he has 00:07:58.940 --> 00:08:00.400 * ENGLAND IS MY CITY and if it-* 00:08:00.400 --> 00:08:04.500 Let's add all the hair that he has to hide the fact that he's fucking huge 00:08:04.500 --> 00:08:06.500 *Then the US would be shitty- * 00:08:06.680 --> 00:08:08.760 Here we go Nick Crompton everyone 00:08:09.560 --> 00:08:13.570 Oh My fucking God it looks just like him. I did it I 00:08:14.180 --> 00:08:19.720 Finally did it holy shit. I knew I could do it if I just put my mind to it 00:08:19.720 --> 00:08:26.439 You can do it if you just put your mind to it and say fuck it. Let's screw. It Nick Crompton. Let me fuck you 00:08:28.070 --> 00:08:31.090 That's a freestyle song about my love for you Nick 00:08:31.760 --> 00:08:33.790 Why haven't you returned my calls? 00:08:34.640 --> 00:08:39.819 Emails, text messages. What are you? I thought you were gay, what about... 00:08:41.090 --> 00:08:43.749 What about slippy? Would slippy look good? 00:09:02.800 --> 00:09:05.940 Come on game don't... Yes, yeah 00:09:07.240 --> 00:09:11.880 That's my boy you looking good bitch. Where did you go? 00:09:14.320 --> 00:09:18.140 I'm sure he's fine. What about my Twitter avatar? 00:09:29.060 --> 00:09:30.520 All right here we go. 00:09:30.520 --> 00:09:31.020 WHAT? 00:09:32.260 --> 00:09:32.760 no. 00:09:34.240 --> 00:09:34.740 it can't be true 00:09:36.320 --> 00:09:36.820 No 00:09:38.260 --> 00:09:38.760 NO 00:09:40.300 --> 00:09:40.800 *suffer intensifies* 00:09:42.880 --> 00:09:46.780 Well hope you enjoy this video. Leave a like all my sister fisters out there 00:09:46.780 --> 00:09:50.680 I'll see you tomorrow with another episode, and as always 00:09:54.360 --> 00:09:54.860 *Silence*