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"Time for another LWAIY episode..."

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"I wonder what memes they're gonna post this week."

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"Let's get real here,  they're all just..."

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"They're all jokes on your expense, Felix!"

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"They're all making fun of you, you are nothing!"

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"You're worthless, you're ghirbage!"

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Hey, how's it going, bros? My name is PEWDIEPIE!

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IIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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*LWAIY intro playing*

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Welcome to another week o-o-o-ah-ah-ah

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LWAIY, rolls of the tongue like a ...

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spider that's crawling in your mouth while you were sleeping

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It's a fact, look it up!

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We're gonna go through your meme submissions from last week

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Oh - wow how exciting!

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Ho-o-o-o-o, what did you post this time?

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I can't wait to find out.

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Here we go - any chair memes perhaps? Let's explore!

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*MILIMILUUTUTIMUWASAKO* (=.=)

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This is probably - has nothing to do with chair memes

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*MILIMILUUTUTIMUWASAKO*

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*MILIMILUUTUTI*

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*MILIMILUUTUTI*

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Where is it?

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*MILIMILUI*

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*TAWAILAI*

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*MILIMILUUTUTIMUWASAKO*

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*in the video* But can you do this?

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*MILIMILUUTUTIMUWASAKO*

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WO-OO

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SI-TALE-KOLELIWASAKO

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*in the video* 399, that's a great prize!

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That's a great prize 
You know what? Have I told - I don't know if I mentioned...

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...this, but I have this own, custom made

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CHAIR

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And it's only - get this - it's only 399

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*MILIMILUUTUTIMUWASAKO*

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HUH?

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It's -

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great prize!

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You can - think how many isopods can you buy for that prize huh?

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HUH!!??

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BUTT...

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Can you-

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Do this?

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Think about it!

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PewDiePie fears no man

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I fear no man

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But that thing

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It scars me

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OH-HAHAHAHA

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Look at that

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He can't make handshakes

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Actually one of those things. That is a genuine insecurity

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It's been with lingering me with me for years. I just DON'T understand

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There's so many

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Different things like they go in for this, and I'm like what do you want?

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Can we just do a handshake like everyone else handshakes is fine. I'm fine with a handshake. I have a great

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Handshake

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If you ever meet me

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*SPIT*

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OH let's go, brother-

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This is great, cuz I absolutely HATE this song-(Don't we all)

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*we only stan fifth harmony*

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Okay

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Well

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*why are we still here*

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*just to suffer*

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*what an actual waste of time*

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Okay

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All right

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Well, I hate...

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Umm, Great. I'm glad you spend time doing that

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good for you.

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GOOD FOR YOU!

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You made it to the video

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how to get girls around the world "want a tidepod?" "I would chaw you da wae my kwean"

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show bobs n vagene

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*NOOOOOO*

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Lasagna, Sweden hey Monica, but can u do this?

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No

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It should be just hey Monica

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Hey Monika Hejpådeg Monika

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HUHA

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Best song in the whole world party in the backyard

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HELL YEAH

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Hell yeah man that's the best song

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Turn that sh*t up

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Is that Hey Hey Monika?

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Is that Hey Hey Monika?

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Hell yeah man. Turn that sh*t up man

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Crank that up to the max, b*tch!

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Making your own content

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copying another youtubers content

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copying another youtuber and claiming it was a

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coincedence

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*Pewds did it first*

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Copying another youtuber and claming they copied you

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*CLAPS*

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I dono what ur talking about

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Guys I feel like I have to set things right

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Last

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LWIAY

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I, uh, I memed that Jacksfilms copied my videos

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Jacksfilms is kind of like the The Simpsons of YouTube

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He's done so many episodes of his show, YIAY, that you're bound to make some stuff the same

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the Simpsons already did it

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Essentially is what I'm getting at it turned out that I had done like a couple same video ideas as him

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some intentional and some unintentional

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And I just embraced the meme that he was the one copying me even though clearly all his videos were uploaded

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Way before mine you can just check the dates. It's not that hard to

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Investigate, but I memed it a little bit too hard and people thought

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It was real and started hating on him

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and it just made my fan base look even more cancerous than it already is-- good job guys, A+ -- and

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Because some people didn't get the joke which is what's fun about the joke so here?

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I am again explaining the joke and ruining it as I always do. Legit check out Jacksfilms subscribe to him

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He's a -- he's a legend on YouTube. He's one of the

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best comedians on YouTube everybody, so there you go. And he's also a great guy

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I uh, I I

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feel bad having him

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Get a bunch of shit for a meme that I was sort of unsolicited

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but funny nonetheless now it isn't anymore con-congrats another dead meme everybody there you go my

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Contact gets stolen recently. I was pretty bummed out about it, but I think whoever stole

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It was probably more happy to get it, and I'm sad to lose it so whatever. he did it! #1 on Trending

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No, we did it. We're a community

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Except I reap all the benefit, but we did it . Pewds should get an isopod as a Slippy replacement

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eww... I mean yes!

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I would love an isopod. Thank you, please, who wouldn't want that thing in their house? I would love to have one of those

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They're so cute. Is it isopod hour yet? Oh shame, shame it's not

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LWIAY versus YIAY that's right! It's better!

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yOU cAn't cOpY soMetHinG it'S BeTter!

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Oh, "smiling for seven seconds so the video is 10:06 long" No, I smiled because smiling is contagious, okay

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If I smile, you smile. It's like that Justin Bieber song.

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And, smiling has been proven to give you more endorphins making you actually feel happier. Even if you're not

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*LOL*

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So just keep smiling and you get happier. It's great.

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I'm so happy!

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*Pewds.exe has stopped*

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Is the video 10 minutes?

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*rare footage of jackspedicy*

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Come on Pewdiepie submissions isn't that bad don't sell yourself short guys.

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They're-- they're getting better, i'll give you that. They're getting better.

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The memes are getting a little fresher, little less cringy and overall, uh

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Make me less suicidal every time. It's great. Thank You

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That's right "visa mig vägen" that means "show me da way" in Swedish. Logan Paul: 'I didn't realize people who commit suicide

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kill themselves'. It's classic error, everyone makes that mistake at least once in their life. "The Onion is satire,

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didn't you know?" what! We are waiting. "We are almost at 60 million subscribers, if we hit 60 million,

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I'm going to shave...

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one hair off my beard." I didn't do it.

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OH MY GOD

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I have to shave the beard, of course!

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Woo, This is tough.

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I don't really know if I should be doing this man.

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Which one should I...?

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Which one should I do, man? Oh...

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Maybe we should zoom in

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See that one?

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huh?

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See that one?

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It's gonna die.

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It's about to die.

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Dude, I got at least THREE of them!

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oh no, I'M NAKED!

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AAAAAAAA

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Ayy, second try uploading this digital artwork I did. Squad fam leader pewds

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"dvrks0ul", very cool fanart. Thank you very much

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There you go, I threw a kiss on you

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You have been granted immortality, you're welcome

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Woah, what is this

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*guy in video*: "May I have your attention please"

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"May I have your attention please"

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Alright, this better be good.

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"Will the real Pewdiepie please stand up"

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I'm standing

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I'm standing *guy in video*: "I repeat," No.

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"Will the real Pewdiepie--" Ok...

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ay!

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HELL YEAH!

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That's right

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HAY-YYY!

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AEE! HAE-HAE-HAE-HAE

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Awww, that's awsome

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Very respec respect to you man

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"It's official, he made the original"

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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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How about THAT!

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Jacksfilms!

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Oh you thought it was funny to tape the fidgetspinners to the sunglasses

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WOW

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what an amazing original creative idea.

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Where did you think of it Jack?

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Pewdiepie's new chair only $3.99

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Hey men, let's not make fun of homeless people, guys.

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that could be me in the future.

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LWIAY vs. YIAY.

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Here we go!

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"has a crappy host"

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DING DING

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Okay, fair

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"The show is unoriginal",

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Din-

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ERRRRRRRR

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Who made this?

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"has their parents disappointed".

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that's true, mine are very pleased.

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"Uses fans for views."

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WHAT?

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What?

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Ah!

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Oh that's...

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that's so uncalled for

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I would never

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I would never do that, guys

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I hope you understand where I'm coming from here

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I would never use you for views

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I care about my fans

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Like no other youtuber

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jacksFilms

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Jacksepticeye, Markiplier

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They don't care about their fans.

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They've just keeping up a fake facade. I truly care

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Okay?

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LWIAY: "last week I asked you"

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"But what did you ask Felix? You're just looking at memes"

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*laugh*

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What do you m--?

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What? what? No!

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"Upvote for Pewds to do another greenscreen competition."

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Ah, he-heck it. Let's do it to the n-

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the.. nex- this one, i'll, uh, i'll add the link to it in the description

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It's been- it's been too long. I've s- yeah, I've seen this one

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YUMMY!

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What even is that, is that ice cream?

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Oh, It's ice cream. Yeah, yeah, of course that's right.

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I'm an ice cream

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Leave a like if you're an ice cream that was this week's of LWIAY

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Remember to submit next week's memes

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If you're entering the greenscreen competition

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uh, add parenthesis "green screen" before so I could find them

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And uh, yeah, go crazy with the edits link in the description

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S-thank you guys so much for another LWIAY

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this is my favorite show of the week

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Not because it doesn't take any effort whatsoever

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But because it gives a sense of community

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And I really love you guys so much

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Squad fam out!

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*outro*

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*bye, have a good day*

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