WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.020 --> 00:00:02.420 Time for another LWIAY episode... 00:00:03.020 --> 00:00:05.420 I wonder what memes they're gonna post this week... 00:00:05.860 --> 00:00:10.660 Let's get real here. They're all just... they're all just jokes on your expense Felix 00:00:10.690 --> 00:00:15.900 They're all making fun of you. You are nothing. You're worthless. You can't beat 00:00:16.680 --> 00:00:21.320 Hey, how's it going bros? My name is Pewdiepie 00:00:22.680 --> 00:00:30.900 *cue stolen intro stolen by Jacksfilms but like Pewds is better and yes that's how it works* 00:00:31.920 --> 00:00:33.920 Welcome to another week of 00:00:34.880 --> 00:00:36.080 *on the brink of an orgasm* 00:00:37.440 --> 00:00:44.440 LWIAY. Rolls off the tongue like a spider that's crawling your mouth while you were sleeping. It's a fact, look it up 00:00:44.460 --> 00:00:49.160 We're gonna go through your meme submissions from last week. Oh wow how exciting! 00:00:49.660 --> 00:00:51.120 ha 00:00:51.129 --> 00:00:58.259 What did you post this time? I can't wait to find out. Here we go. Any chair memes perhaps? Let's explore! 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:06.440 This is probably-- it has nothing to do with chair memes 00:01:09.000 --> 00:01:11.000 *maybe with back problem memes?* 00:01:16.200 --> 00:01:16.980 Where is it? 00:01:20.520 --> 00:01:22.520 "But can you do this?" *i bet you can't* 00:01:26.120 --> 00:01:28.480 "399 -- that's a great price!" 00:01:29.420 --> 00:01:35.200 That's a great price. You know what? Have I told-- I don't know if I mentioned this, but I have this own 00:01:35.200 --> 00:01:41.000 custom-made chair, and it's only -- get this -- it's only 399 00:01:42.700 --> 00:01:45.340 That's... great price 00:01:45.680 --> 00:01:53.380 You can-- think how many isopods you can buy for that price? Huh? Huh? But... can you do this? 00:01:54.360 --> 00:01:56.360 *$399 everybody* 00:01:57.080 --> 00:01:59.080 *what else can you ask for?* 00:02:00.580 --> 00:02:01.240 Think about it 00:02:01.320 --> 00:02:06.860 "PewDiePie fears no man". "I fear no man, but that thing, it scares me." 00:02:07.380 --> 00:02:15.100 Ahahahaha. L-look at that. He can't make handshakes. It's actually one of those things. That is a genuine insecurity 00:02:15.110 --> 00:02:18.710 It's been with-- lingering me-- with me for years. I just don't understand 00:02:18.930 --> 00:02:23.389 There's so many different things, like they go in for this, and I'm like "what do you want?" 00:02:23.550 --> 00:02:29.689 Can we just do a handshake like everyone else-- handshakes is fine! I'm fine with a handshake! I have a great 00:02:29.689 --> 00:02:31.460 handshake! If you ever meet me 00:02:31.460 --> 00:02:32.100 *spit on 'em* 00:02:32.100 --> 00:02:34.100 Let's go, brother 00:02:36.200 --> 00:02:38.820 This is great cause I absolutely hate this song 00:02:42.020 --> 00:02:44.020 *why does this exist?* 00:02:45.300 --> 00:02:46.080 Ok, well 00:02:52.700 --> 00:02:54.700 *what an actual waste of time* 00:02:56.100 --> 00:03:02.180 Okay, all right, well, I hate-- uh, great. I'm glad you spent time doing that. Good for you. Good for you 00:03:02.180 --> 00:03:03.870 You made it to the video 00:03:03.870 --> 00:03:10.399 "How to get girls around the world" "Want a tide pod?" "I will chaw you da wae my kwean" 00:03:11.180 --> 00:03:13.180 "show bobs n vagene" 00:03:14.460 --> 00:03:17.260 "b*ch lasagna." Sweden "Hej Monika" 00:03:17.560 --> 00:03:23.420 "But can you do this". No, it should just be "hej Monika". "Hej Monika, hej på dig Monika" 00:03:25.700 --> 00:03:30.520 Best song in the whole world. Party in the Backyard -- hell yeah. 00:03:30.720 --> 00:03:32.720 Hell yeah man that's the best song 00:03:32.720 --> 00:03:33.580 Turn that sh*t up 00:03:33.580 --> 00:03:35.500 Is that "Hey Hey Monika"? 00:03:35.500 --> 00:03:36.920 Is that "Hey Hey Monika"? 00:03:37.280 --> 00:03:39.120 Hell yeah man, turn that sh*t up man. 00:03:39.680 --> 00:03:41.660 Crank that up to the max, b*ch! 00:03:42.020 --> 00:03:51.800 "Making your own content... copying another YouTuber's content... copying another YouTuber and claiming it was a coincidence" 00:03:52.440 --> 00:03:53.500 *Pewds did it first* 00:03:54.040 --> 00:03:56.720 "Copying another YouTuber"... 00:03:58.100 --> 00:03:59.380 *that's an actual fact* 00:03:59.920 --> 00:04:01.620 *claps* 00:04:02.700 --> 00:04:03.820 I don't know what you talking about 00:04:04.180 --> 00:04:06.480 Guys I feel like I have to set things right 00:04:07.430 --> 00:04:09.430 last LWIAY 00:04:09.860 --> 00:04:12.660 I, uh, I memed that Jacksfilms copied my videos 00:04:13.220 --> 00:04:17.280 L-l-l he-- Jacksfilms is kind of like the The Simpsons of YouTube 00:04:17.289 --> 00:04:23.589 He's done so many episodes of his show, YIAY, that you're bound to make some stuff the same 00:04:23.840 --> 00:04:25.639 the Simpsons already did it 00:04:25.640 --> 00:04:31.620 essentially is what I'm getting at. It turned out that I had done like a couple same video ideas as him, some 00:04:31.620 --> 00:04:33.420 intentional and some unintentional 00:04:33.420 --> 00:04:38.940 And I just embraced the meme that he was the one copying me even though clearly all his videos were uploaded 00:04:38.940 --> 00:04:44.040 way before mine. You can just check the dates. It's not that hard to 00:04:44.040 --> 00:04:47.979 investigate, but I memed it a little bit too hard and people thought 00:04:47.979 --> 00:04:49.630 it was real and started hating on him 00:04:49.630 --> 00:04:55.269 and it just made my fan base look even more cancerous than it already is -- good job guys, A+ -- and 00:04:55.370 --> 00:04:59.919 because some people didn't get the joke, which is what's fun about the joke, so here 00:04:59.919 --> 00:05:06.609 I am again explaining the joke and ruining it as I always do. Legit, check out Jacksfilms, subscribe to him. 00:05:06.610 --> 00:05:08.710 He's a-- he's a legend on YouTube. He's one of the 00:05:09.620 --> 00:05:15.039 best comedians on YouTube everybody, so there you go. And he's also a great guy 00:05:15.039 --> 00:05:15.800 I, uh, I 00:05:15.800 --> 00:05:17.800 I feel bad having him... 00:05:19.250 --> 00:05:22.809 get a bunch of shit for a meme that was sort of unsolicited 00:05:23.000 --> 00:05:29.360 but funny nonetheless. Now it isn't anymore, con-congrats, another dead meme everybody. There you go. 00:05:29.360 --> 00:05:34.479 "My content got stolen recently. I was pretty bummed out about it, but I think whoever stole 00:05:34.479 --> 00:05:40.839 "it was probably more happy to get it than I'm sad to lose it, so whatever". "He did it! #1 on Trending" 00:05:41.080 --> 00:05:43.820 No, *we* did it. We're a community 00:05:44.100 --> 00:05:49.940 Except I reap all the benefit, but *we* did it. "Pewds should get an isopod as a Slippy replacement" 00:05:49.990 --> 00:05:52.349 Eww... I mean yes! 00:05:52.990 --> 00:05:59.129 I would love an isopod! Thank you, please, who wouldn't want that thing in their house? I would love to have one of those 00:05:59.130 --> 00:06:04.529 They're so cute. Is it isopod hour yet? Oh shame, shame it's not. 00:06:05.500 --> 00:06:09.400 LWIAY versus YIAY. That's right! It's better! 00:06:09.980 --> 00:06:12.440 yOU can't cOpy SomethINg if IT'S BETtER 00:06:13.100 --> 00:06:18.920 Oh, "smiling for seven seconds so the video is 10:06 long". No, I smiled because smiling is contagious, 00:06:18.930 --> 00:06:19.740 *that's right* 00:06:19.740 --> 00:06:24.800 okay? If I smile, you smile, it's like that Justin Bieber song. And, 00:06:24.800 --> 00:06:31.520 smiling has been proven to give you more endorphins, making you actually feel happier. Even if you're not! 00:06:32.680 --> 00:06:36.800 So just keep smiling and you get happier. It's great. I'm so happy! 00:06:41.900 --> 00:06:43.500 Is the video 10 minutes? 00:06:44.420 --> 00:06:45.380 *rare footage of jackspedicy* 00:06:46.600 --> 00:06:51.860 Come on, PewdiepieSubmissions isn't that bad, don't sell yourself short, guys. They're-- they're getting better 00:06:51.860 --> 00:06:56.880 I'll give you that. They're getting better. The memes are getting a little fresher, little less cringy 00:06:57.100 --> 00:06:59.040 and overall, uh 00:06:59.040 --> 00:07:02.800 make me less suicidal every time. It's great. Thank you. 00:07:02.940 --> 00:07:05.740 "Ta min hand, och visa mig vägen" 00:07:06.060 --> 00:07:08.380 "visa mig vägen, show me the way" 00:07:10.580 --> 00:07:17.880 That's right, "visa mig vägen", that means "show me da way" in Swedish. "Logan Paul: 'I didn't realize people who commit suicide'"... 00:07:17.880 --> 00:07:23.460 "'kill themselves'". It's a classic error, everyone makes that mistake at least once in their life. 00:07:23.460 --> 00:07:26.860 "The Onion is satire, didn't you know?" What? 00:07:26.860 --> 00:07:30.680 "We are waiting". "We're almost at 60 million subscribers, if we hit 60 million, 00:07:30.680 --> 00:07:36.660 "I'm going to shave... one hair off my beard." I didn't do it. Oh my god 00:07:37.240 --> 00:07:39.560 I have to shave the beard, of course! 00:07:41.240 --> 00:07:41.740 *bye pewds* 00:07:44.980 --> 00:07:45.620 *is the vid 10 mins yet?* 00:07:50.300 --> 00:07:50.960 *will he come back?* 00:07:52.740 --> 00:07:53.240 *maybe* 00:07:56.240 --> 00:07:56.880 *when it is 10 minutes, of course* 00:08:02.180 --> 00:08:04.300 Woo, this is tough. 00:08:04.650 --> 00:08:08.629 I don't really know if I should be doing this, man. Which one should I...? 00:08:09.420 --> 00:08:11.820 Which one should I do, man? Oh... 00:08:12.780 --> 00:08:14.300 Maybe we should zoom in 00:08:14.480 --> 00:08:15.660 Oh, there's... 00:08:18.940 --> 00:08:25.080 See that one? Huh? See that one? It's gonna die. It's about to die. 00:08:32.980 --> 00:08:34.960 Dude, I got at least three of them! 00:08:38.820 --> 00:08:40.340 Aaaaah! 00:08:40.350 --> 00:08:44.719 "Ayyy second try uploading this digital artwork I did. Squad fam leader Pewds" 00:08:45.680 --> 00:08:48.480 "dvrks0ul", very cool fanart. Thank you very much 00:08:49.180 --> 00:08:51.180 There you go, I threw a kiss at you 00:08:51.180 --> 00:08:53.060 You have been granted immortality, you're welcome 00:08:55.000 --> 00:08:55.640 Woah, what is this? 00:08:55.800 --> 00:08:57.800 *guy in video:* "May I have your attention please" 00:08:58.520 --> 00:09:00.300 "May I have your attention please" 00:09:00.300 --> 00:09:01.080 Alright, this better be good. 00:09:01.460 --> 00:09:03.660 "Will the real Pewdiepie please stand up" 00:09:03.660 --> 00:09:04.640 I'm standing 00:09:04.960 --> 00:09:06.200 I'm standing *guy in video:* "I repeat," No. 00:09:06.200 --> 00:09:08.140 "Will the real Pewdiepie--" Ok... 00:09:23.780 --> 00:09:24.500 Hell yeah! 00:09:29.720 --> 00:09:30.540 That's right 00:09:42.820 --> 00:09:43.420 Hey! 00:10:01.560 --> 00:10:02.420 Ayy! 00:10:20.980 --> 00:10:25.360 Good shit, man, very, uh, respec, respect to you man 00:10:25.360 --> 00:10:27.280 "It's official, he made the original" 00:10:28.020 --> 00:10:29.880 OHHHHHH! 00:10:29.980 --> 00:10:34.320 How about that, Jacksfilms!? 00:10:34.320 --> 00:10:38.140 Oh you thought it was funny to tape the fidget spinners to the sunglasses 00:10:38.639 --> 00:10:44.659 Wow, what an amazing original creative idea. Where did you think of it Jack? 00:10:45.420 --> 00:10:48.900 "Pewdiepie's new chair, only 3.99" 00:10:51.860 --> 00:10:55.600 Hey man, let's not make fun of homeless people, guys. That could be me in the future. 00:10:55.980 --> 00:10:56.480 *clap* 00:10:56.520 --> 00:11:02.820 LWIAY vs. YIAY. Here we go. "Has a crappy host", ding, ding. Okay, fair. 00:11:02.980 --> 00:11:05.020 "The show is unoriginal", ding-- 00:11:05.760 --> 00:11:06.340 *sudden realizes* 00:11:07.700 --> 00:11:14.320 RRRRR who made this? "Has their parents disappointed". That's true, mine are very pleased. 00:11:15.800 --> 00:11:18.420 "Uses fans for views"? What? 00:11:18.740 --> 00:11:19.700 What? 00:11:20.820 --> 00:11:24.520 Oh that's... that's so uncalled for. 00:11:25.139 --> 00:11:31.159 I would never, I would never do that, guys. I hope you understand where I'm coming from here 00:11:31.160 --> 00:11:37.399 cause I would never use you for views. I care about my fans like no other YouTuber 00:11:38.580 --> 00:11:40.260 Jacksfilms, 00:11:40.280 --> 00:11:43.520 Jacksepticeye, Markiplier, they don't care about their fans. 00:11:44.040 --> 00:11:48.560 They're just keeping up a fake façade. I truly care, okay? 00:11:48.560 --> 00:11:50.740 "LWIAY: last week I asked you" 00:11:52.080 --> 00:11:55.840 "But what did you ask Felix? You're just looking at memes" 00:11:58.140 --> 00:11:59.399 What do you m--? 00:11:59.400 --> 00:12:02.560 What? What? No! 00:12:02.560 --> 00:12:08.540 "Upvote for Pewds to do another greenscreen competition". Ah, he-heck it. Let's do it to the n-- 00:12:08.540 --> 00:12:12.360 the... nex-- this one, I'll, uh, I'll add the link to it in the description 00:12:12.720 --> 00:12:15.940 It's been-- it's been too long. I've s-yeah, I've seen this one 00:12:17.579 --> 00:12:18.600 Yummy! 00:12:18.600 --> 00:12:24.620 What even is that, is that ice cream? Oh it's ice cream, ye-yeah, of course. That's right. 00:12:24.620 --> 00:12:29.540 I am an ice cream. Leave a like if you're an ice cream That was this week's of LWIAY 00:12:30.380 --> 00:12:34.460 Remember to submit next week's memes. If you're entering the greenscreen competition 00:12:34.850 --> 00:12:38.740 uh, add parenthesis "green screen" before so I can find them, and uh 00:12:39.410 --> 00:12:41.829 yeah, go crazy with the edits. Link in the description 00:12:42.140 --> 00:12:49.520 S-thank you guys so much for another LWIAY. This is my favorite show of the week, not because it doesn't take any effort whatsoever, 00:12:49.580 --> 00:12:54.700 but because it gives a sense of community, and I really love you guys so much 00:12:54.720 --> 00:12:56.380 Squad fam out! 00:12:56.390 --> 00:12:59.700 *outro* 00:13:03.560 --> 00:13:05.560 *bye, have a good day*