WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:06.750 -The most followed person on YouTube is this guy who's a gamer, his name is Pewdiepie 00:00:07.540 --> 00:00:10.439 -Pewdiepie, yeah -And he is the worst. 00:00:12.549 --> 00:00:14.549 (cough) 00:00:15.420 --> 00:00:20.430 Why do people hate me? I am so nice. Why would he? 00:00:21.010 --> 00:00:23.729 stab me in the back like this? This hurts 00:00:24.279 --> 00:00:28.889 More than any dagger... than any racial slur. 00:00:28.890 --> 00:00:31.679 You know from one Caucasian to another, I am disappointed. 00:00:32.140 --> 00:00:38.790 I feel like someone just took my lunch, even though it said it had my name on it. I feel disgusted. 00:00:38.790 --> 00:00:45.569 I really thought me and Perez were bros, 'cause he always writes such wonderful articles about me. Such as... 00:00:45.820 --> 00:00:48.059 "Pewdiepie is the worst" 00:00:48.760 --> 00:00:53.370 I am the worst everyone. We've hit the top top 00:00:53.829 --> 00:00:58.288 top 10 worst YouTuber number one coming up, Pewdiepie 00:00:58.289 --> 00:01:05.819 He is literally the worst. Pewdiepie responds to n-word backlash by sharing fellow white Youtuber's own 00:01:05.979 --> 00:01:10.259 Offensive po- Perez, as a fellow white Youtuber, I know you used to do Youtube as well. 00:01:10.330 --> 00:01:17.549 I am a little disappointed that you'd- you, you... tag this as "disgusting". Icky Icky poo. Grow the fuck up. 00:01:17.880 --> 00:01:24.229 Do us all a favor. You know you wish I lost all my subscribers and went away. I wish you trip on your shoelaces. [wow roasted] 00:01:25.020 --> 00:01:31.829 Surely no one else could possibly make fun of me on a day like this, 'cause it's- my day is ruined at this point. 00:01:31.930 --> 00:01:33.189 (BG) Pewdiepie's still attacking us 00:01:33.189 --> 00:01:36.731 Ohh, no. NO. 00:01:36.750 --> 00:01:41.599 No. BG Kumbi, he responded. 00:01:46.200 --> 00:01:48.350 (BG) After all these years of fighting this war 00:01:49.380 --> 00:01:52.399 This war against Pewdiepie and the Bro Army 00:01:53.579 --> 00:01:55.579 -No -Me, Dylan.. 00:01:56.030 --> 00:01:59.300 We already surrendered, we already gave Pewdiepie all our money. 00:01:59.600 --> 00:02:04.729 God damn right they did. That was the deal. You would have to give me all of your money. *burps* 00:02:04.890 --> 00:02:11.149 Pocket change for someone rich and famous like me, really. I mean you can have it back. I don't really care. 00:02:11.150 --> 00:02:14.900 I just don't like you, BG Kumbi, I just don't like you. 00:02:15.100 --> 00:02:20.500 (BG) Dylan was even forced to do a collaborative comedy video with Pewdiepie against his will. 00:02:20.900 --> 00:02:23.539 That's true. I forced Dylan the hacker, 00:02:23.790 --> 00:02:30.920 because I beat all of you. You thought your hate could rise above me? Fuck you for even thinking that, I am the strongest, 00:02:31.520 --> 00:02:33.940 handsomest, the most attractivest 00:02:34.290 --> 00:02:36.739 Best Youtuber. If you come against me, 00:02:36.870 --> 00:02:40.310 I'm going to come at you at least 20 times harder 00:02:40.310 --> 00:02:47.060 And I'm going to come swinging. You can't beat me because my roasts are harder than anyone. So BG Kumbi keep crying, okay? 00:02:47.239 --> 00:02:49.239 What the fuck are you going to do about it? 00:02:49.709 --> 00:02:52.100 (BG) Still making fun of us 00:02:52.200 --> 00:02:56.539 Because I- and you know why I keep attacking you? Because I enjoy it. 00:02:56.940 --> 00:02:59.239 I find pleasure in destroying 00:02:59.980 --> 00:03:02.740 little haters scumbags like you. 00:03:03.200 --> 00:03:06.000 That was your mom laughing at you from the other room. I could hear that 00:03:06.600 --> 00:03:07.500 Still 00:03:07.500 --> 00:03:08.300 Pathetic 00:03:08.500 --> 00:03:12.000 I just want to say that Pewdiepie humiliated me 00:03:12.000 --> 00:03:14.000 in his latest video 00:03:14.099 --> 00:03:20.779 -BG -He roasted me on the world stage in front of millions of people. -Felix - That's goddamn right I did. Millions! 00:03:20.780 --> 00:03:24.100 How many people watch your video? Eight thousand? Pathetic! 00:03:24.300 --> 00:03:28.500 Now, I'm just trying to form something of the life after all I got turned upside down 00:03:28.980 --> 00:03:31.500 -today -Yeah, what are you going to do about it? 00:03:31.600 --> 00:03:34.200 Pewdiepie don't think I will forget this 00:03:34.500 --> 00:03:37.900 You won't forget it because it's... I tattooed it in your brain 00:03:38.090 --> 00:03:44.209 I went inside your brain. I fucked it and I tattoed myself right in there. I'm in your brain forever, son 00:03:44.209 --> 00:03:48.768 That's right. You're my child, spoilers. I didn't want to say anything, but I made you 00:03:49.470 --> 00:03:52.879 If you want this war between us to continue, so be 00:03:53.880 --> 00:03:58.300 You know I won't lie. I've made a few videos on Pewdiepie [haha] 00:03:59.280 --> 00:04:04.800 You made a few? You made a few, that's rich. Your whole channel is pretty much dedicated to me 00:04:04.800 --> 00:04:07.300 It's fucking sad. Look how many, disgusting! 00:04:07.500 --> 00:04:12.300 You know? I thought youtube was against cyber-bullying. This sort of stuff should not be tolerated 00:04:12.510 --> 00:04:17.400 He's clearly trying to destroy me. I rise above the hate 'cause I'm strong 00:04:17.500 --> 00:04:20.600 Just look at this video you did about me, put a fucking shirt on 00:04:20.800 --> 00:04:22.049 So as must as you know by now 00:04:22.330 --> 00:04:25.400 I'm on a Youtube war with Pewdipie 00:04:25.600 --> 00:04:28.100 This war has been going on for many centuries 00:04:28.300 --> 00:04:31.300 Even though I have won, I'm not going to stop 00:04:31.500 --> 00:04:33.000 This is in 2014 00:04:33.660 --> 00:04:37.410 Anyway, my response to Pewdiepie is back off 00:04:39.600 --> 00:04:41.519 Hey man, that's all you had to say? 00:04:42.060 --> 00:04:47.100 That's all you literally have to say you you decide to stay back off, and I'll back off. I swear to you 00:04:47.400 --> 00:04:50.300 I do not like you in that way, okay? 00:04:50.700 --> 00:04:51.780 -What are you...? -You're not even hot guy 00:05:00.939 --> 00:05:05.500 How f... How dare you? How? Pause this video 00:05:06.000 --> 00:05:10.740 How dare you? Say that I don't have a haircut and a big six-pack 00:05:11.529 --> 00:05:12.240 Fuck you 00:05:12.240 --> 00:05:15.700 You don't even have a 3-pack. That's right 00:05:15.900 --> 00:05:19.360 In the spring of my youth and a great meadow(I think) 00:05:19.500 --> 00:05:21.719 Go out with someone your own age 00:05:22.400 --> 00:05:27.269 You don't know, you don't know what I'm interested in, ok? You don't know if I like you or not. He can't just say that 00:05:27.610 --> 00:05:30.629 You can't just say that I like you that doesn't make it true 00:05:31.319 --> 00:05:37.700 Don't listen. He's trying to manip... this man is a manipulator. Do not listen to him. He's telling lies 00:05:38.000 --> 00:05:44.600 Alright, also, I found that Pewdiepie's girlfriend has a crush on my friend Dylan 00:05:44.600 --> 00:05:46.600 No, no, no, no, no 00:05:46.990 --> 00:05:48.249 NO 00:05:48.249 --> 00:05:50.909 You... Does he hacked her mind? 00:05:51.969 --> 00:05:53.159 'Cause he hacked 00:05:53.400 --> 00:06:00.900 She actually makes Pewdiepie dress up as Dylan the hacker and 3-pac(the rapper), otherwise, she can't make love to him 00:06:01.000 --> 00:06:03.139 Noo! 00:06:04.900 --> 00:06:10.468 This man it's feeding you lies, this man is practically the media. Watch out! 00:06:11.110 --> 00:06:17.159 Yeah, Pewdiepie's a pervert and uh he's needs to be normal and date men his own age 00:06:18.370 --> 00:06:21.839 What? I can date whoever men I want. Fuck you 00:06:21.999 --> 00:06:28.139 For even saying that and no, I do not dressed up like Dylan the hacker and 3-pac to make love with Marzia 00:06:28.469 --> 00:06:32.009 Okay? I don't have to do it. This war has only... 00:06:34.500 --> 00:06:35.200 Begun 00:06:35.200 --> 00:06:35.800 *song* IAMTHE- 00:06:35.800 --> 00:06:37.949 Let's see what else he has to say in this stupid video 00:06:38.680 --> 00:06:40.680 Hashtag resist Pewdiepie 00:06:40.690 --> 00:06:43.900 -Tweet it if you want to support. -You can hashtag all you want 00:06:43.900 --> 00:06:47.400 You heard of hunger strikes? I'm going to go on a hunger binge 00:06:47.710 --> 00:06:49.710 I'm taking it one step further 00:06:50.100 --> 00:06:53.119 I'm going to eat snacks until Pewdiepie apologizes 00:06:53.940 --> 00:06:55.810 I'm going to eat 00:06:55.810 --> 00:06:59.500 Until I grow into a giant sumo wrestler(is this a fetish?) 00:06:59.900 --> 00:07:05.579 Well, BG Kombi, prepare to explode because I am never and I say never 00:07:06.100 --> 00:07:08.500 Apologizing to your sorry ass 00:07:09.100 --> 00:07:12.600 That can squash Pewdiepie like a bug just by sitting on him 00:07:13.060 --> 00:07:16.919 I officially challenged Pewdiepie to a sumo wrestling contest 00:07:16.919 --> 00:07:21.228 -Are you... -One has to spend the night locked in a closet with a male sex offender 00:07:23.080 --> 00:07:25.080 Okay, okay 00:07:25.360 --> 00:07:28.400 Loser has to eat 1,000 mung beans 00:07:28.500 --> 00:07:31.700 You just said what the loser had to do. What the fuck are you talking about? 00:07:32.099 --> 00:07:36.500 Loser has to get scalped by a tomahawk by a real life Indian lord 00:07:36.800 --> 00:07:38.800 That seems fair, that seems fair 00:07:38.970 --> 00:07:44.300 I know a guy that can hook us up and do the scalping, although not to be mean or anything 00:07:44.500 --> 00:07:47.279 But it looks like there's not much work needed to be done there 00:07:47.729 --> 00:07:49.200 You're, you're balding is what I'm saying 00:07:49.300 --> 00:07:52.000 Loser has to hook car batteries up to his nipples 00:07:52.000 --> 00:07:53.760 Okay, all right 00:07:53.760 --> 00:07:58.129 Is that how we're going to do this BG Kumbi? well, I got some *garbled* rules to set as well. 00:07:58.770 --> 00:08:03.800 Well... Jesus. Loser has to get Starbucks for at least a week! 00:08:04.300 --> 00:08:05.669 In fact, I challenge Pewdiepie 00:08:06.220 --> 00:08:09.659 to who can take more electrical shocks contest 00:08:09.940 --> 00:08:14.779 We both look ourselves up to a car battery and go volt for volt until one of us passes out 00:08:15.360 --> 00:08:19.700 Felix -I accept your challenge BG -Who's rested, dump an entire bowl of Cornflakes over their head. 00:08:19.800 --> 00:08:22.949 No, no, no, I'm not doing that, I'm not. That's fucked up dude. What the fuck? 00:08:24.800 --> 00:08:31.229 I'm not going to waste Cornflakes for some stupid shit, dude. Think with your head not with your... bread 00:08:31.500 --> 00:08:33.958 I am prepared to accept that challenge 00:08:35.150 --> 00:08:40.990 However, if you lose you have to watch Grown Ups 2 with me and loser 00:08:42.020 --> 00:08:43.930 Has to delete their mixtape 00:08:43.930 --> 00:08:47.409 I challenge you to a pee drinking contest 00:08:47.410 --> 00:08:49.800 where we urinate in eachothers faces 00:08:49.900 --> 00:08:51.900 Merged your DNA with me, Pewdiepie 00:08:52.000 --> 00:08:53.100 What? 00:08:53.100 --> 00:08:58.800 This is an open challenge, I want to merge with Pewdiepie. I want to become him 00:08:59.060 --> 00:09:02.230 I want to share my consciousness with the man himself 00:09:02.770 --> 00:09:06.000 Number one subscribed person on Youtube 00:09:06.000 --> 00:09:08.800 Just like Sadako vs Kayako 00:09:08.800 --> 00:09:12.200 Hello, everyone, BG Kombi here 00:09:12.800 --> 00:09:16.700 How's it going bros? My name is Pewdiepie 00:09:24.400 --> 00:09:29.409 Pewdiepie and I would finally achieve the highest level of YouTube together 00:09:31.339 --> 00:09:38.859 YouTube will make us a special plaque for 1 billion subscribers made out of the bones of all the youtubers ground into a woodchipper 00:09:40.500 --> 00:09:42.940 sacrificed in our honor 00:09:43.459 --> 00:09:45.459 We will finally become 00:09:46.100 --> 00:09:48.100 the Greatest YouTube star 00:09:48.740 --> 00:09:50.740 to ever live 00:09:50.899 --> 00:09:52.100 Thank you. 00:09:52.500 --> 00:09:55.500 Well BG Kombi, I want you to know that that was 00:09:56.420 --> 00:09:57.400 a bunch of 00:09:57.900 --> 00:10:02.679 nonsense. you can't merge DNA. I've tried it before 00:10:03.529 --> 00:10:05.529 it's impossible 00:10:05.589 --> 00:10:10.568 It was bad enough with 3-pac *he pronounced it three-pack*. We can't do this anymore. If you're not joking 00:10:11.440 --> 00:10:13.279 There may be one person 00:10:13.279 --> 00:10:15.758 That knows how to do this 00:10:16.399 --> 00:10:19.059 and his name is 00:10:20.899 --> 00:10:23.000 We must contact him 00:10:23.000 --> 00:10:26.200 We must we must find this man 00:10:26.500 --> 00:10:27.500 His name... 00:10:28.700 --> 00:10:29.500 Is... 00:10:34.500 --> 00:10:36.000 Jackspedicey