WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.020 --> 00:00:07.500 *End-of-the-world music* 00:00:07.500 --> 00:00:10.350 This fucking game. It's impossible. 00:00:10.460 --> 00:00:12.020 Higher or Lower. 00:00:12.020 --> 00:00:16.615 You have to guess which one of the two is the most googled one. 00:00:16.615 --> 00:00:18.615 Come on. *claps* 00:00:18.615 --> 00:00:20.615 The Solar System 00:00:20.660 --> 00:00:22.620 Or Donkey Kong Country? 00:00:22.620 --> 00:00:24.380 I love Donkey Kong Country. 00:00:24.380 --> 00:00:26.615 It's one of my favorite games. Of all time. 00:00:26.615 --> 00:00:30.600 But ain't no fucking shit... It's more googled than the Solar System. 00:00:30.615 --> 00:00:35.000 I'm kind of losing faith of humanity if that's the case. Lower, please. 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:36.615 *chime of bell signaling correct answer* 00:00:36.615 --> 00:00:38.615 *claps* 00:00:38.615 --> 00:00:42.600 Donkey Kong Country, I love your Donkey Kong dick... What the fuck did I just say? 00:00:42.615 --> 00:00:46.400 Oh, so it continues! Donkey Kong Country.. 00:00:46.400 --> 00:00:48.000 Versus The Big Bang Theory.. 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:51.400 Oh my fucking God. I swear to God if The Big Bang Theory has more.. 00:00:51.400 --> 00:00:54.000 I will end myself right fucking now. 00:00:54.000 --> 00:00:56.000 Higher. *whoops" 00:00:57.400 --> 00:01:01.500 *sighs* Oh God, I think I just got some uncurable AIDS.. 00:01:01.500 --> 00:01:03.500 Alright, The Big Bang Theory.. 00:01:03.500 --> 00:01:05.500 Jesus! 00:01:05.500 --> 00:01:07.000 Or a German Shepherd. 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:09.000 Are y'all playing along? 00:01:09.000 --> 00:01:11.000 German Shepherd. Gotta be lower. 00:01:11.000 --> 00:01:13.400 Fuck you, German Shepherd. 00:01:13.420 --> 00:01:18.300 Mark Zuckerberg..is higher. 00:01:18.300 --> 00:01:20.300 "epic music" "chime of bell" 00:01:20.400 --> 00:01:22.300 I'm pretty good at this, what the fuck, man? 00:01:22.300 --> 00:01:27.000 Mark Zuckerberg versus Leo Tols-- What the fuck? Who the fuck are you? 00:01:27.000 --> 00:01:30.000 A Russian writer. He wrote "War and Peace". 00:01:30.000 --> 00:01:32.800 Lower. *chime of bell* 00:01:32.800 --> 00:01:35.200 Come on, man, give me a fucking challenge! 00:01:35.200 --> 00:01:37.200 House of Cards, higher. 00:01:37.200 --> 00:01:40.200 *chime of bell* This is too easy, man. 00:01:40.200 --> 00:01:42.200 Peppa the Pig, lower. 00:01:42.200 --> 00:01:45.000 *buzz signaling wrong answer* Oooh! 00:01:45.000 --> 00:01:47.600 What?! How??! 00:01:47.600 --> 00:01:53.400 SAD MUSIC 00:01:53.400 --> 00:01:56.400 Let's do this again, play along--- Ooohh, fuck me. 00:01:56.400 --> 00:01:58.800 Did you have to use that fucking picture, man? 00:01:58.800 --> 00:02:01.500 The Vietnam War or Rhinoplasty.. 00:02:01.500 --> 00:02:04.500 I feel like that's something that people wanna research before they do.. 00:02:04.500 --> 00:02:09.000 And I assume that..that people google it more than the Vietnam War 00:02:10.640 --> 00:02:13.000 *buzz* Holy shit, I was wrong, alright. 00:02:13.000 --> 00:02:15.300 Temple Run or Christianity. 00:02:15.300 --> 00:02:17.700 What is more popular? *breathy laugh* 00:02:17.700 --> 00:02:20.700 Uum.. Christianity, I think. 00:02:20.700 --> 00:02:24.700 *buzz* What?? Noo.. 00:02:25.760 --> 00:02:28.700 I think theee.. Grand Canyon. 00:02:28.700 --> 00:02:30.000 *sans spared you* 00:02:30.000 --> 00:02:32.000 I think.. Angry Birds. 00:02:33.000 --> 00:02:36.000 I think twerking is not that popular anymore. *really pewds* 00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:38.000 I'm on a roll--Who the f-- 00:02:38.020 --> 00:02:40.900 Don't do the same f-- What the fuck just happened? 00:02:40.900 --> 00:02:41.860 *chime of bell* 00:02:41.860 --> 00:02:44.400 I gotta get 10.. We've gotta, we've gotta get 10, bros. 00:02:44.400 --> 00:02:47.500 Who the fuck is Berry Ham-- *chime of bell* 00:02:48.140 --> 00:02:51.000 Uuum.. That's a very specific search term.. 00:02:51.000 --> 00:02:52.820 But I'm gonna go higher anyway. 00:02:52.820 --> 00:02:54.500 Fuck! 00:02:56.500 --> 00:02:57.540 *chime of bell..again* 00:02:57.540 --> 00:02:59.120 Ayyy.. We got 6. 00:02:59.120 --> 00:03:01.340 Justin Bieber, definitely higher. 00:03:02.840 --> 00:03:05.340 Zoella.. Fuck--f-- *chime* *almost laughs a little* 00:03:05.340 --> 00:03:07.500 Wher-- Wha-- Where is PewDiePie? I want PewDiePie to show up.. 00:03:07.500 --> 00:03:09.600 How many searches does PewDiePie have? 00:03:09.600 --> 00:03:12.260 Madden 16 has to be more.. 00:03:12.260 --> 00:03:15.580 Sorr-- Zoey, I am sorry, but I think Madden is more popular than.. 00:03:16.660 --> 00:03:20.040 What?? Whaaatt?! 00:03:20.040 --> 00:03:22.060 Zoey, what the hell?? 00:03:22.060 --> 00:03:24.720 You ruined it! How could you do this?? 00:03:24.720 --> 00:03:28.580 Thanks.. Now I gotta restart.. Thank--Thanks a lot, thanks a lot, Zoey. 00:03:28.580 --> 00:03:31.940 I searched most popular searches Google PewDiePie.. 00:03:31.940 --> 00:03:35.140 And the first thing that comes up is "PewDiePie is a fraud.." 00:03:35.140 --> 00:03:39.460 "Hear me out - I understand that I may seem arrogant and angry.." 00:03:39.480 --> 00:03:44.640 He's saying I'm a fraud because I don't get 32 million views on each one of my videos. 00:03:44.640 --> 00:03:49.140 Does the guy know that I have over 8 billion views in total?? 00:03:49.220 --> 00:03:49.720 No. 00:03:50.800 --> 00:03:52.380 Then, fucking-- Fuck off, then. 00:03:52.380 --> 00:03:56.220 *reads out* "PewDiePie is the most popular YouTube star in the world. Why (question mark)" 00:03:56.940 --> 00:03:58.620 *sighs* That's a nice article. 00:03:58.640 --> 00:04:02.520 How about I call myself a new sort and start being passive-aggressive to everyone? 00:04:02.520 --> 00:04:05.280 That be.. That would be fucking awesome. 00:04:05.300 --> 00:04:08.800 So PewDiePie was the most searched back in 2014.. 00:04:08.800 --> 00:04:11.680 Probably when most people heard about me for the first time. 00:04:12.540 --> 00:04:15.740 What if we add.. this fucker.. 00:04:15.760 --> 00:04:18.200 Hah! Jack, you can suck it! 00:04:18.200 --> 00:04:24.000 Alright, what if we add.. *dramatic music* Oh my God.. 00:04:24.000 --> 00:04:25.520 This proves nothing! 00:04:26.600 --> 00:04:41.820 This means nothing! Fuck you! No..no, no, no! *music gets louder and more intense* 00:04:41.820 --> 00:04:45.560 Prada is more.. God damn it! I can't get 10! *bell chimes* 00:04:45.560 --> 00:04:47.000 *calm music* 00:04:47.000 --> 00:04:48.200 *sighs* I don't know who you are.. 00:04:48.200 --> 00:04:50.200 *more calm music* *bell chime* 00:04:50.200 --> 00:04:53.500 Oooooohhh.... 00:04:53.500 --> 00:04:55.380 *dramatic music* 00:04:55.380 --> 00:05:00.080 No, Samsung user does not have autism, fuck you for insinuating that shit. 00:05:00.080 --> 00:05:02.840 Lower. *bell chime" See? 00:05:02.980 --> 00:05:06.400 Lower. *bell chime* *claps* Come on 00:05:06.400 --> 00:05:12.900 Alright, iPhone, you're back in the game, iPhone. *bell chime* 00:05:12.900 --> 00:05:17.120 Come on, we're on 9, we're on 9, we're on 9, come on, come on, come on.. 00:05:17.120 --> 00:05:22.880 Oh God.. Oh, that's easy. Manchester has to be higher. *bell chime* *claps twice* 00:05:23.340 --> 00:05:24.580 I'll do the Johntron gif. 00:05:29.080 --> 00:05:31.840 Find my iPhone is more.. *bell chime* 00:05:32.640 --> 00:05:37.720 Conspiracy theories.. Please be lower.. *bell chime* Yes! 00:05:37.720 --> 00:05:41.840 Air pollution.. Lower. *buzz* Fuck! *bursts out laughing* 00:05:41.840 --> 00:05:42.800 Alright, we got 12! 00:05:42.800 --> 00:05:43.880 *cute little dance* 00:05:43.880 --> 00:05:46.300 We got fucking 12. Alright, guys.. 00:05:46.300 --> 00:05:48.500 It's a really fun game, I really enjoy it. 00:05:48.500 --> 00:05:51.180 Uuh, I recommend checking it out! Link's in the description. 00:05:51.180 --> 00:05:54.140 Leave a like if you enjoyed this video! If you did, thank you so much for watching. 00:05:54.160 --> 00:05:56.720 And, as always *kisses fist* Stay awesome, bros.. *brofist* 00:05:56.800 --> 00:05:59.720 Oh.. Ooohh.. *gags* Ooohh.. 00:05:59.720 --> 00:06:01.720 Nevermind, you can keep the water.. 00:06:01.720 --> 00:06:05.620 Alright, let's get some good f-- shots, oh my Lord.. 00:06:05.620 --> 00:06:08.720 Holy shit, bikini split.. 00:06:08.720 --> 00:06:14.680 Oh my Lord, though.. Ho--Holy, ho-- Holy, holy, holy molly.