WEBVTT
Kind: captions
Language: fil

00:00:07.680 --> 00:00:09.160
Itong bwiset na laro!

00:00:09.160 --> 00:00:10.440
Imposible to!

00:00:10.440 --> 00:00:11.720
"Mataas o Mababa?"

00:00:11.980 --> 00:00:13.040
Kailangan mong hulaan

00:00:13.320 --> 00:00:16.340
kung alin ang mas na search sa google

00:00:16.340 --> 00:00:17.780
*pumalakpak* tara

00:00:18.500 --> 00:00:20.280
Ang "Solar System"

00:00:20.500 --> 00:00:22.440
o "Donkey Kong Country"

00:00:22.540 --> 00:00:24.060
Mahal ko ang Donkey Kong Country

00:00:24.060 --> 00:00:25.580
Isa ito sa mga paborito kong laro

00:00:25.580 --> 00:00:26.480
Sa lahat

00:00:26.480 --> 00:00:28.820
Pero walang hiya kung mas googled pa ito

00:00:28.820 --> 00:00:30.300
kaysa sa Solar system

00:00:30.540 --> 00:00:33.160
Medyo nawawalan na ako ng pagasa sa sangkatauhan

00:00:33.160 --> 00:00:34.240
kung ganoon pala

00:00:34.240 --> 00:00:35.140
Mas mababa please

00:00:38.820 --> 00:00:39.820
Donkey Kong Country

00:00:39.820 --> 00:00:41.340
Mahal ko ang tite ni Donkey Kong

00:00:41.540 --> 00:00:42.620
Puta Ano sinabi ko

00:00:42.620 --> 00:00:43.940
O so tutuloy tayo

00:00:44.200 --> 00:00:45.580
"Donkey Kong Country"

00:00:46.240 --> 00:00:47.780
laban sa "The Big Bang Theory"

00:00:47.780 --> 00:00:49.140
OH JUSKO

00:00:49.140 --> 00:00:51.340
Sumusumpa ako sa panginoon kung mas mataas ang The Big Bang Theory

00:00:51.820 --> 00:00:53.680
Papatayin ko na ang sarili ko ngayon

00:00:53.840 --> 00:00:54.460
Mas mataas

00:00:56.860 --> 00:00:58.000
*Pewds sighs*

00:00:58.000 --> 00:00:59.820
O jusko sa tingin ko nagkaroon ako

00:00:59.820 --> 00:01:01.100
ng hindi na lulunasan na aids

00:01:01.560 --> 00:01:03.040
Sige "The Big Bang Theory"

00:01:03.880 --> 00:01:04.560
Hesus

00:01:05.440 --> 00:01:06.740
o isang German Sheperd

00:01:07.080 --> 00:01:08.360
Nakikilaro ba kayo?

00:01:08.880 --> 00:01:09.920
German Sheperd

00:01:09.920 --> 00:01:11.200
siguradong mas mababa

00:01:11.540 --> 00:01:12.160
 

00:01:12.160 --> 00:01:13.680
Tangina ka German Shepherd!

00:01:13.680 --> 00:01:15.300
Mark Zuckerberg

00:01:17.540 --> 00:01:18.200
ay mas mataas

00:01:20.180 --> 00:01:21.080
Medyo magaling ako dito ah

00:01:21.080 --> 00:01:22.240
Tangina!

00:01:22.240 --> 00:01:24.820
Mark Zuckerberg vs Leo Tols--

00:01:24.820 --> 00:01:25.580
Ano to

00:01:25.580 --> 00:01:26.420
Sino ka naman?

00:01:26.420 --> 00:01:27.000
 

00:01:27.000 --> 00:01:28.140
Isang russian na manunulat

00:01:28.520 --> 00:01:30.100
Sinulat nya ang "War and Peace"

00:01:30.100 --> 00:01:31.000
Mas mababa

00:01:32.760 --> 00:01:35.000
Bigyan nyo naman ako ng hamon!

00:01:35.480 --> 00:01:36.800
"House of Cards" mas mataas

00:01:38.580 --> 00:01:40.240
Napaka dali naman nito!

00:01:40.240 --> 00:01:41.700
"Peppa the Pig" mas mababa

00:01:42.340 --> 00:01:42.840
 

00:01:43.040 --> 00:01:44.040
OOHHH!!

00:01:45.100 --> 00:01:45.700
ANO?

00:01:46.740 --> 00:01:47.240
PAANO?

00:01:47.780 --> 00:01:50.800
 

00:01:50.800 --> 00:01:53.400
 

00:01:53.400 --> 00:01:54.800
Gawin ulit natin ito, maki laro-

00:01:54.800 --> 00:01:56.380
Ay tangina

00:01:56.380 --> 00:01:58.640
Kailangan ba talaga na yang litrato pa ang gamitin?

00:01:58.640 --> 00:02:01.060
Ang "Vietnam War" o "Rhinoplasty"

00:02:01.380 --> 00:02:03.060
Pakiramdam ko na

00:02:03.060 --> 00:02:04.520
gusto nilang i research muna ito bago gawin

00:02:04.520 --> 00:02:05.660
At hula ko

00:02:05.660 --> 00:02:06.160
Na

00:02:06.320 --> 00:02:08.440
Mas googled ang ito kaysa sa "Vietnam War"

00:02:09.060 --> 00:02:09.740
 

00:02:11.460 --> 00:02:12.400
Ay puta mali ako

00:02:12.600 --> 00:02:13.320
Sige

00:02:13.500 --> 00:02:15.720
"Temple Run" o "Christianity"

00:02:15.960 --> 00:02:17.320
Alin ang mas sikat?

00:02:17.520 --> 00:02:18.020
Umm...

00:02:18.840 --> 00:02:20.080
Sa tingin ko "Christianity"

00:02:20.700 --> 00:02:21.200
 

00:02:22.140 --> 00:02:22.960
ANOO?

00:02:23.420 --> 00:02:24.060
HINDII

00:02:25.560 --> 00:02:27.640
Sa tingin ko

00:02:27.640 --> 00:02:28.720
"Grand Canyon"

00:02:30.080 --> 00:02:30.720
Sa tingin ko

00:02:30.720 --> 00:02:31.740
"Angry Birds"

00:02:33.040 --> 00:02:33.660
Sa tingin ko

00:02:33.660 --> 00:02:35.840
Hindi na masyadong sikat ang "Twerking" ngayon

00:02:36.600 --> 00:02:37.320
Ang galing ko

00:02:37.320 --> 00:02:37.880
Sino ba it--

00:02:37.880 --> 00:02:39.000
Wag mong gayahin

00:02:39.000 --> 00:02:40.640
Ano ang nangyare?

00:02:41.740 --> 00:02:42.560
Kailan kong maka-sampu

00:02:42.560 --> 00:02:44.240
Kailan natin makakuha ng sampu, bros

00:02:44.400 --> 00:02:45.920
Puta sino ba si "Barry Man--"

00:02:48.080 --> 00:02:49.020
Ahh...

00:02:49.020 --> 00:02:50.780
Masyado tiyak ang search term na yan

00:02:50.780 --> 00:02:52.400
Pero mas mataas ang pipiliin ko

00:02:53.200 --> 00:02:53.860
PUTA!

00:02:57.640 --> 00:02:58.860
Ey! Nakaka anim na tayo!

00:02:59.080 --> 00:03:00.680
"Justin Bieber" siguradong mas mataas

00:03:03.020 --> 00:03:03.840
"Zoella"

00:03:04.140 --> 00:03:05.340
Puta pu-

00:03:05.340 --> 00:03:05.860
Teka-

00:03:05.860 --> 00:03:07.400
Gusto kong lumabas ang PewDiePie

00:03:07.400 --> 00:03:09.340
Gaano kadami ang searches ng PewDiePie

00:03:09.900 --> 00:03:11.620
"Madden 16" dapat mas madami-

00:03:12.080 --> 00:03:15.660
Zoey pasensya pero sa tingin ko mas sikat ang Madden sayo

00:03:16.500 --> 00:03:17.000
 

00:03:17.000 --> 00:03:17.780
ANOO!

00:03:19.100 --> 00:03:19.740
ANNOOO!!

00:03:20.180 --> 00:03:20.680
ZOEY!

00:03:20.680 --> 00:03:21.580
Ano ba to!

00:03:22.160 --> 00:03:23.120
Sinira mo!

00:03:23.300 --> 00:03:24.480
Paano mo nagawa saakin ito?

00:03:24.800 --> 00:03:26.240
*malungkot na musika* Salamat! Ngayon uulit nanaman ako

00:03:26.240 --> 00:03:28.420
Salamat- Maraming salamat- Maraming salamat Zoey

00:03:28.420 --> 00:03:31.860
Hinanap ko- pinaka sikat na searches googled PewDiePie

00:03:32.200 --> 00:03:33.620
At ang unang lumabas ay

00:03:33.620 --> 00:03:35.120
"Manloloko si Pewdiepie"

00:03:35.260 --> 00:03:37.660
"Pakinggan nyo ako - naiintihan ko kung nagmumukha akong

00:03:37.660 --> 00:03:39.200
mayabang at galit"

00:03:39.520 --> 00:03:41.100
Sinasabi nya na manloloko ako dahil

00:03:41.100 --> 00:03:44.380
Hindi ako nagkakaroon ng 32 milyon na views sa mga bidyo ko

00:03:44.580 --> 00:03:45.780
Alam ba ng taong to na

00:03:45.780 --> 00:03:48.880
meron akong 8 bilyon na views lahat lahat?

00:03:49.060 --> 00:03:49.560
Hindi?

00:03:50.800 --> 00:03:51.960
Edi manahimik ka!

00:03:52.180 --> 00:03:54.800
"Si PewDiePie ang pinaka sikat na Youtube Star sa buong mundo"

00:03:54.800 --> 00:03:56.200
"Bakit" pananong

00:03:56.640 --> 00:03:57.140
*Pewds sigh*

00:03:57.140 --> 00:03:58.380
Ayos na article yun ah

00:03:58.380 --> 00:04:00.520
Paano kung tawagin ko sarili kong bagong uri

00:04:00.520 --> 00:04:02.500
at magsimulang maging agresibo sa lahat ng tao

00:04:02.500 --> 00:04:03.400
Iyon ay

00:04:03.400 --> 00:04:04.640
magandang idea

00:04:05.040 --> 00:04:06.920
So Pewdiepie ang pinaka madaking search

00:04:06.920 --> 00:04:08.680
noong 2014

00:04:08.680 --> 00:04:10.300
Siguro kasi nakikilala

00:04:10.300 --> 00:04:11.760
palang ako noon

00:04:12.580 --> 00:04:13.860
Paano kung ilagay natin

00:04:14.060 --> 00:04:15.080
tong peste na to

00:04:15.440 --> 00:04:15.940
HAH!

00:04:16.300 --> 00:04:18.140
Jack! Talo ka!

00:04:18.320 --> 00:04:19.700
Paano kapag ito...

00:04:19.940 --> 00:04:20.500
*types bibe*

00:04:22.860 --> 00:04:23.820
Oh jusko!

00:04:24.140 --> 00:04:25.300
Wala itong proweba!

00:04:26.520 --> 00:04:28.260
Wala itong ibig sabihin

00:04:29.640 --> 00:04:30.280
Gago ka!

00:04:30.920 --> 00:04:31.420
Hindi

00:04:32.100 --> 00:04:33.280
Hindi, sinasabi kong hindi!

00:04:35.360 --> 00:04:35.860
 

00:04:41.720 --> 00:04:42.520
Mas mataas ang "Prada"

00:04:42.520 --> 00:04:44.380
hindi ako maka sampu

00:04:46.820 --> 00:04:48.080
Hindi kita kilala

00:04:49.900 --> 00:04:53.500
Oohh!

00:04:55.220 --> 00:04:57.460
Walang 'Autism' ang mga gumagamit ng Samsung

00:04:57.780 --> 00:04:59.780
Gago ka sa pag-i-insulto

00:04:59.980 --> 00:05:00.540
Mas mababa

00:05:01.520 --> 00:05:02.020
Diba?

00:05:02.980 --> 00:05:03.480
Mas mababa

00:05:04.860 --> 00:05:06.400
*pumalakpak* Tara

00:05:08.020 --> 00:05:08.940
Sige iPhone

00:05:09.620 --> 00:05:11.340
Balik ka na sa laro iPhone

00:05:12.780 --> 00:05:13.280
Tara

00:05:13.280 --> 00:05:13.780
Nakaka 9 na tayo

00:05:13.780 --> 00:05:14.280
Nakaka 9 na tayo

00:05:14.280 --> 00:05:14.780
Nakaka 9 na tayo

00:05:14.780 --> 00:05:15.280
Ito na

00:05:15.280 --> 00:05:15.780
Ito na

00:05:15.780 --> 00:05:16.280
Ito na

00:05:17.040 --> 00:05:17.820
Jusko!

00:05:18.080 --> 00:05:19.740
Wow madali lang to, mas mataas ang Manchester

00:05:20.620 --> 00:05:22.880
*pumapalakpak* Mmmmm!

00:05:23.120 --> 00:05:24.580
Gagawin ko yung Jon Tron gif

00:05:25.980 --> 00:05:26.980
 

00:05:28.720 --> 00:05:30.160
Mas mataas ang "Find my iPhone"

00:05:32.620 --> 00:05:35.160
"Conspiracy Theories" parang awa sana mas mababa

00:05:35.640 --> 00:05:36.140
Yun!

00:05:37.740 --> 00:05:39.180
"Air Pollution" mas mababa

00:05:40.180 --> 00:05:40.680
Puta!

00:05:40.680 --> 00:05:41.200
HAHAHA!

00:05:41.640 --> 00:05:42.720
Naka 12 tayo!

00:05:42.840 --> 00:05:43.780
 

00:05:43.780 --> 00:05:45.080
Naka 12 tayo putangina

00:05:45.080 --> 00:05:46.300
Ayan guys

00:05:46.300 --> 00:05:47.320
Masayang laro to

00:05:47.320 --> 00:05:48.380
Nag enjoy ako

00:05:48.380 --> 00:05:49.940
Tingnan nyo ang laro na ito

00:05:49.940 --> 00:05:51.080
Nasa description ang link

00:05:51.080 --> 00:05:52.700
Mag like kung nag enjoy ka sa bidyo

00:05:52.700 --> 00:05:54.020
Salamat sa panonood

00:05:54.020 --> 00:05:54.860
at tandaan

00:05:55.000 --> 00:05:56.380
Astig palagi bros!

00:05:56.620 --> 00:05:59.060
(outro)

00:05:59.060 --> 00:06:03.520
(daily #pewdart by @Iambrixjonathan)

00:06:03.520 --> 00:06:13.540
(outro)

00:06:13.540 --> 00:06:14.680
Holy moly!