WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.080 P: How's it going bros! This is Markiplier here 00:00:03.080 --> 00:00:04.920 P: Together with... 00:00:04.920 --> 00:00:06.160 J: Jack 00:00:06.980 --> 00:00:09.240 M: And PewwDiepie 00:00:10.280 --> 00:00:12.720 P: Just a joke! It was us all along! 00:00:12.800 --> 00:00:14.100 J: Lmao just a prank! 00:00:14.640 --> 00:00:17.880 P: Why do I feel so, like you guys are gonna fuck me or something. 00:00:18.060 --> 00:00:19.580 J: [lowered voice] Get ready bitch 00:00:19.700 --> 00:00:21.300 M: I didn't feel that at all 00:00:21.300 --> 00:00:23.380 P: I felt it, sitting like this in the middle 00:00:23.380 --> 00:00:24.340 J: Pick which face you want 00:00:24.340 --> 00:00:25.040 P: Who's more likely to? 00:00:25.040 --> 00:00:26.320 P: Is what we are doing today. 00:00:26.320 --> 00:00:27.740 M & J: Ohhhhhhhh 00:00:27.740 --> 00:00:30.120 P: With consequences. 00:00:30.120 --> 00:00:31.040 M: Oh jeez 00:00:31.040 --> 00:00:31.880 J: Okay... 00:00:31.880 --> 00:00:38.660 P: So we are gonna- I'm going to make a statement and you guys lift whoever you think is more likely to. 00:00:38.660 --> 00:00:39.160 J: I getcha 00:00:39.160 --> 00:00:41.800 P: And the one with most will do a consequence by the end *shifts uncomfortably* 00:00:41.800 --> 00:00:43.420 P: This is a great idea! 00:00:43.420 --> 00:00:44.640 J (in baby voice): Dis is da best! 00:00:44.640 --> 00:00:47.140 M: This is like the chillest video I've ever recorded 00:00:47.140 --> 00:00:47.980 P: Are you comfortable? 00:00:47.980 --> 00:00:48.680 M: Oh god yeah 00:00:48.680 --> 00:00:49.520 P: Okay that's all that matters. 00:00:49.520 --> 00:00:50.020 J: Sleepy time! 00:00:50.020 --> 00:00:53.160 P: Ok, they're a bit weird, so just go with it, alright? 00:00:53.180 --> 00:00:53.680 J: Okay 00:00:53.900 --> 00:00:57.600 P: Who is more likely to suck a dick for 1 million? 00:00:57.820 --> 00:00:59.000 M: *confused* Dollars? Or subs? 00:00:59.200 --> 00:00:59.700 P: Yes 00:00:59.820 --> 00:01:02.660 *deep breaths* M: Ya know, I gotta go with- 00:01:02.660 --> 00:01:04.200 *much laughter* 00:01:04.200 --> 00:01:06.920 M: I volunteer on that one 00:01:06.920 --> 00:01:08.100 *more laughter from all* 00:01:08.220 --> 00:01:11.800 M: For a million dollars or subs um umm yeah I'm all for it 00:01:11.800 --> 00:01:14.060 J: Dude for a million hotdogs I'd do it 00:01:14.060 --> 00:01:16.920 P: Who is... looks the best naked? 00:01:18.100 --> 00:01:18.720 M: me 00:01:19.880 --> 00:01:20.600 M: Aha! 00:01:20.600 --> 00:01:21.920 P: NOOO 00:01:21.920 --> 00:01:22.620 *much laughter* 00:01:22.620 --> 00:01:23.760 P: I agree, Markiplier. 00:01:23.760 --> 00:01:24.440 M: *odd voice* Yeh, thank you! 00:01:24.440 --> 00:01:26.280 M: Wait does that mean I lose, because I got the most votes? 00:01:26.280 --> 00:01:26.780 P & J: Yeaah 00:01:26.780 --> 00:01:28.620 J: *giggles* That's why I knew you'd pick yourself 00:01:28.620 --> 00:01:29.280 M: awkh c'mon 00:01:29.460 --> 00:01:30.660 P: A'right Mark has one point. 00:01:30.660 --> 00:01:31.220 M: Yaaaaay... 00:01:31.220 --> 00:01:32.220 M: His head is falling off my stick. 00:01:32.220 --> 00:01:34.220 P: Trust me, you do NOT wanna lose, Mark. 00:01:34.220 --> 00:01:36.220 P: Who watches the most porn? 00:01:38.240 --> 00:01:40.240 M: If we're talking, like, me a few years ago— 00:01:40.240 --> 00:01:41.680 *PewDiePie chuckles* 00:01:41.680 --> 00:01:43.220 M: Probably? But— 00:01:43.360 --> 00:01:43.960 P: Hey! 00:01:44.440 --> 00:01:45.740 P: Hey, I like these faces! 00:01:45.740 --> 00:01:47.740 J: I thought everyone was gonna choose themselves and— 00:01:49.200 --> 00:01:50.380 M:I—I intentionally kept back. 00:01:50.540 --> 00:01:52.780 P: Who is more likely to be a drama queen? 00:01:53.900 --> 00:01:55.900 J: Oh Fuckin easy 00:01:55.900 --> 00:01:56.540 M: Yeah. 00:01:56.540 --> 00:01:57.900 P: WHAAAAT!?!?! 00:01:57.900 --> 00:01:58.440 P: Fuck you! Fuck you! 00:01:58.660 --> 00:02:00.320 J: He picks himself and then he goes *Impersonates PewDiePie* WHAT 00:02:00.320 --> 00:02:01.060 M: Jesus! 00:02:01.060 --> 00:02:04.000 *laughter* 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:04.760 P: Okay, fine! 00:02:04.760 --> 00:02:06.600 P: Who is most likely to die first? 00:02:07.120 --> 00:02:08.080 M: Probably me 00:02:09.080 --> 00:02:11.400 M: I've been in the hospital so much 00:02:11.400 --> 00:02:12.220 P: Oh okay 00:02:12.460 --> 00:02:14.620 J: Mark's closest out of all of us 00:02:14.620 --> 00:02:16.900 M: Actually, I can't stop going into the hospital 00:02:16.900 --> 00:02:19.620 P: Who is most likely to murder their-their partner? 00:02:19.620 --> 00:02:20.820 *sinister music* 00:02:20.820 --> 00:02:21.620 M: Partner? 00:02:21.740 --> 00:02:22.240 P: Yes 00:02:23.280 --> 00:02:24.480 Mark: I don't want to vote for anybody... 00:02:29.160 --> 00:02:31.560 J: M-Mark's an angry aggressive man 00:02:31.560 --> 00:02:33.800 M: NO I'M NOT! I'm a sweetheart 00:02:34.320 --> 00:02:36.240 M: Screw you ya Irish bastard 00:02:36.240 --> 00:02:36.740 P: Ya know what- 00:02:36.740 --> 00:02:37.600 P: Fuck y- Fuck it... 00:02:37.600 --> 00:02:38.600 M: God DAMMIT 00:02:38.600 --> 00:02:40.100 *laughter* 00:02:40.100 --> 00:02:41.640 J: I'd kill you guys 00:02:44.340 --> 00:02:45.500 P: Who's more likely... 00:02:45.500 --> 00:02:47.780 P: ...to take a selfie naked? 00:02:49.360 --> 00:02:50.960 M: OHH JESUS 00:02:51.560 --> 00:02:52.960 J: Just instantaneous 00:02:52.960 --> 00:02:54.120 *laughing* P: I see a lot of Markipliers 00:02:54.120 --> 00:02:55.000 J: Is it the same with the death one? 00:02:55.000 --> 00:02:55.500 M: I- I... 00:02:55.500 --> 00:02:57.200 M: I LOOK THE BEST NAKED 00:02:57.200 --> 00:02:58.400 M: ITS UNDERSTANDABLE GUYS.... 00:02:58.400 --> 00:03:00.080 J: T-The same with the death one... P: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT! 00:03:00.080 --> 00:03:02.480 J: The same with death... you've gotten the closest out of all three of us 00:03:02.820 --> 00:03:06.700 M: yeah pretty much. My accidental- My accidental bulge pics.. OOPS 00:03:07.020 --> 00:03:08.380 J: Your bathrobe 00:03:08.380 --> 00:03:09.620 M: My bathrobe... 00:03:09.620 --> 00:03:11.160 J: It's just a matter of time 00:03:11.360 --> 00:03:14.340 M: I was wearing very tight leather pants and I was like 00:03:14.340 --> 00:03:15.620 P: No I saw them 00:03:15.620 --> 00:03:17.180 P: You showed them to me Mark: Oh yeah 00:03:17.200 --> 00:03:18.900 J: He ACCIDENTALLY showed his bulge... 00:03:18.900 --> 00:03:20.080 M: I didn't look at it! 00:03:20.500 --> 00:03:21.540 I did not notice! 00:03:23.040 --> 00:03:26.680 [reads] 00:03:30.760 --> 00:03:31.280 P: WHAT?!? 00:03:32.800 --> 00:03:34.080 What are you trying to tell me?? 00:03:34.080 --> 00:03:36.220 J: Even your own family thought you were gay for a while. 00:03:36.220 --> 00:03:37.500 P: EY! NO! 00:03:37.940 --> 00:03:38.500 J: Ye 00:03:38.500 --> 00:03:40.220 P: Okay, fine that's true but WHATEVER! 00:03:40.220 --> 00:03:41.620 M: Well I mean I've kissed a guy before 00:03:41.620 --> 00:03:45.120 P: I have too and it was horrible! That's why I will never do it again 00:03:45.120 --> 00:03:46.800 J: I haven't on purpose, accidentally yeah. 00:03:46.800 --> 00:03:48.420 M and P: Wait how accidentally?? PewDiePie in the background: Wait did you kiss? 00:03:48.420 --> 00:03:51.300 J: Like turning around and someone was there and lips touched 00:03:51.300 --> 00:03:52.500 P: That does not happen 00:03:52.500 --> 00:03:54.320 M: Mine was a game of truth or dare Felix: That does not happen! 00:03:54.780 --> 00:03:56.460 J: It.. happened to me 00:03:56.460 --> 00:03:58.000 I don't even think that counts as a kiss 00:03:58.000 --> 00:03:59.500 P: HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN? Just turn around?? 00:03:59.500 --> 00:04:02.660 M: Leaning forward, lips first *kissing noises* OOPS! 00:04:02.660 --> 00:04:06.300 J: It was in like primary school too and I was so embarrased and everyone made fun of me 00:04:08.660 --> 00:04:09.920 Okay tell us your story then 00:04:10.040 --> 00:04:13.000 P: aahh.. well it was me and two close friends 00:04:13.160 --> 00:04:14.040 And two girls 00:04:14.060 --> 00:04:16.380 in a hot tub and the girls were like: 00:04:16.480 --> 00:04:19.040 "You guys should kiss and then we kiss " 00:04:19.040 --> 00:04:19.940 And I was like 'no'. 00:04:19.940 --> 00:04:20.940 J: Hell yeah girl! 00:04:20.940 --> 00:04:24.000 P: Yeah well my friend was like UEEUEGH 00:04:25.280 --> 00:04:26.740 P: without even hesitating! 00:04:26.740 --> 00:04:29.600 and I'll never forget his face it was horrible! 00:04:29.600 --> 00:04:30.900 J: How could you not relay back from him? 00:04:30.900 --> 00:04:32.620 P: I did! I was stu- I was sitting down! 00:04:32.740 --> 00:04:35.140 M: I remember I was at Bob's place 00:04:35.140 --> 00:04:38.540 And we were all playing Truth or dare- I didn't kiss Bob- 00:04:38.540 --> 00:04:40.880 J: Ahh man. M:uhhh... I kissed his friend Bristen 00:04:40.880 --> 00:04:44.880 And so we were playing truth or dare Jack: No one's named Bristen! 00:04:44.880 --> 00:04:47.200 M: That was his name I didn't make that up 00:04:47.200 --> 00:04:52.480 Yeah but anyways it was just like it was like truth or dare. This girl would show us her boobs 00:04:52.480 --> 00:04:54.080 if we kiss and it was like 00:04:54.320 --> 00:04:55.380 Alrightttt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 00:04:55.460 --> 00:05:02.220 J: You guys are easily coerced into like female nudity, female on female action.. 00:05:03.060 --> 00:05:06.200 P: Who is more likely to cry during a movie? 00:05:08.300 --> 00:05:09.140 J: That's all mee 00:05:09.320 --> 00:05:10.180 P and M: Really? *surprised* 00:05:10.180 --> 00:05:12.000 J: Yeah M: Oh I get so teary J: Yeah same 00:05:12.000 --> 00:05:13.580 P: OH Edgar I got Markiplier! 00:05:14.760 --> 00:05:17.500 MArkk! It's MARrkk 00:05:17.500 --> 00:05:20.500 J: Mark cries all the time! 00:05:20.500 --> 00:05:24.600 P: Who's more likely to suck a dick to save their YouTube channel? 00:05:25.620 --> 00:05:27.540 Yeah.. I'd do that.. Yeah... 00:05:30.360 --> 00:05:32.280 J: Don't we all suck YouTube's dick already? 00:05:34.280 --> 00:05:43.860 M: Who's more likely to have crash and burn after their career dies? 00:05:49.200 --> 00:05:53.140 M: Who'd be more likely to cut off a limb for success? 00:06:00.060 --> 00:06:00.560 M: wait is that me? 00:06:00.560 --> 00:06:02.080 J: You did yourself Mark: Oh I thought that was Felix! 00:06:02.740 --> 00:06:04.080 J: No Mark: Dangit... 00:06:04.080 --> 00:06:06.860 J: You came up with the question so it's in the head there somewhere 00:06:08.340 --> 00:06:11.660 J: Who's most likely to run into a burning building to save someone? 00:06:14.020 --> 00:06:14.940 P: I'm no gonna do that M: You wouldn't do that? 00:06:15.340 --> 00:06:15.840 P: No, fuck that 00:06:15.840 --> 00:06:16.800 M: really? 00:06:16.800 --> 00:06:18.800 P: Who's more likely to have a sex change? 00:06:20.260 --> 00:06:20.980 P: Fuck 00:06:20.980 --> 00:06:22.100 P: Dammittt 00:06:23.600 --> 00:06:25.460 Why do I even ask? 00:06:26.940 --> 00:06:28.020 J: OH! Mark's losing! 00:06:28.120 --> 00:06:29.660 M: WHAT? Why am I losing? 00:06:30.640 --> 00:06:31.640 That's bullshit! 00:06:31.640 --> 00:06:34.380 P: One point.... Well that was the game 00:06:34.500 --> 00:06:35.380 J: Yayyyy 00:06:35.380 --> 00:06:37.340 P: Bring in the punishment! 00:06:37.780 --> 00:06:38.900 Ohhoohh Mark... 00:06:38.900 --> 00:06:39.860 M: What's the punishment? 00:06:39.860 --> 00:06:41.200 P: You're not gonna like this 00:06:41.200 --> 00:06:42.860 M: OH WE JUST BOUGHT THAT 00:06:45.720 --> 00:06:47.000 OhhhHHOH noooo... 00:06:47.000 --> 00:06:48.520 J: Edgar, you don't want part of this 00:06:48.520 --> 00:06:49.500 P: Edgar trust me you don't want this 00:06:49.660 --> 00:06:53.660 M: I'm gonna be so embarrassed if milk actually comes out 00:06:54.320 --> 00:06:55.840 P: WOAH it started right away 00:06:57.460 --> 00:06:58.240 You're gonna like this! 00:06:58.240 --> 00:06:59.240 M: I don't think I'm gonna like this... 00:06:59.240 --> 00:07:03.100 P: Romania is telling me that Jack got equal amount of points 00:07:03.580 --> 00:07:05.500 So Jack has to do it too J: Uh no! 00:07:05.500 --> 00:07:07.880 Micheal give me the sheet, give me the sheet 00:07:09.340 --> 00:07:11.940 This is the scoring system! I had the least!! 00:07:14.040 --> 00:07:17.180 P: You can put it where ever you want M: On my nips apparently... 00:07:20.100 --> 00:07:22.420 P: Sorry J: They don't even go that far... 00:07:22.420 --> 00:07:24.420 M: My nips are too spread >.< 00:07:24.420 --> 00:07:25.580 P: Okay so I'm going to- 00:07:25.580 --> 00:07:26.860 J: is that good? 00:07:27.160 --> 00:07:27.960 M: no 00:07:30.940 --> 00:07:35.660 J: Okay, so in case you don't know, these are vibrating nipple pumps 00:07:36.080 --> 00:07:38.960 M: I HAVE VERY SENSITIVE NIPS AAAHH GODDD!! 00:07:38.960 --> 00:07:40.480 P: I'm gonna try and pump it a little bit 00:07:41.740 --> 00:07:44.300 J: Dude look at that, stop pumping! 00:07:44.300 --> 00:07:46.560 Holy shett!! M: OHMYGODDD! 00:07:46.560 --> 00:07:47.320 OH MY GODD!! 00:07:48.280 --> 00:07:50.260 J: Those are fully erect nips right there 00:07:51.000 --> 00:07:53.000 *grunting and yelling* 00:07:53.220 --> 00:07:55.340 J: Dude that's insane, I don't know if this was worth it 00:07:55.340 --> 00:07:56.280 P: I don't know how to turn it off 00:07:56.280 --> 00:07:59.000 M: ohmygodstopthe- J: Oh God, ooh. those vibrate a lot! 00:08:03.800 --> 00:08:05.320 P: yea, very good. 00:08:05.460 --> 00:08:06.820 You get one, I get one 00:08:06.820 --> 00:08:08.460 Jack: Okay Mark: I have SUPER sensitive nips! 00:08:09.040 --> 00:08:11.840 M: Nice J: God P: Hell yeah bro! 00:08:12.520 --> 00:08:15.000 J: HELL YEAH. P: Pump it up yeah bro 00:08:15.320 --> 00:08:16.360 J: Oh My God! 00:08:16.360 --> 00:08:19.060 M: I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW XD 00:08:19.060 --> 00:08:19.560 F: The pump! 00:08:20.140 --> 00:08:21.820 M: It's NOT pleasant! 00:08:21.820 --> 00:08:23.200 J: Turn on the vibration 00:08:23.200 --> 00:08:24.980 M: Yeah turn on the vibrate 00:08:24.980 --> 00:08:27.320 P: ooh I like vibration Jack: oooh 00:08:27.840 --> 00:08:30.220 P: OOOOHHOHOHHHHHOHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 00:08:30.220 --> 00:08:31.820 J: Nice, I'm into it... 00:08:31.820 --> 00:08:32.340 P: Look at that!!! 00:08:32.340 --> 00:08:33.780 Did you see that shit!?!? M: haha yup 00:08:34.260 --> 00:08:35.120 J: I like it 00:08:36.560 --> 00:08:37.760 It's not that bad. 00:08:37.760 --> 00:08:38.780 M: Mine still tingle 00:08:38.780 --> 00:08:40.220 P: Well... I uh J: The full visceral experience 00:08:40.500 --> 00:08:41.220 P: Alright, now it's time for 00:08:42.440 --> 00:08:42.940 J: Oh God 00:08:42.940 --> 00:08:44.640 P: Jack would you do the honors? 00:08:45.460 --> 00:08:48.420 M: I don't think it's gonna seal to your gooch, but J: Doesn't matter, it'll vibrate. 00:08:48.760 --> 00:08:49.720 M: Alright 00:08:50.660 --> 00:08:52.280 J: Okay you hold that one there 00:08:52.280 --> 00:08:52.780 M: Alright 00:08:53.860 --> 00:08:57.200 P: ooh, well thank you guys for coming on J: There's too much fabric 00:08:57.960 --> 00:09:01.000 P: And uhh, like this video if you enjoyed 00:09:01.000 --> 00:09:02.640 We're gonna *gets cut off by Jack-a-boy* J: I'm SURE people enjoyed this 00:09:02.920 --> 00:09:03.880 Is it working? P: No 00:09:04.000 --> 00:09:06.240 If you gonna do it, you gotta do it right OHOOOH!!! 00:09:06.920 --> 00:09:08.940 P: Well thank you guys so much for watching, thanks to 00:09:10.980 --> 00:09:12.020 thanks to Felix 00:09:12.940 --> 00:09:13.820 and oh Felix! 00:09:14.300 --> 00:09:14.800 great 00:09:14.800 --> 00:09:16.980 Check out Markiplier and Jack I'll leave a link in the description 00:09:16.980 --> 00:09:19.160 Thanks for leaving a like and as always 00:09:20.860 --> 00:09:22.460 bros, we do the brofist 00:09:22.460 --> 00:09:24.960 Ye, J: since when do you do the brofist anymore? 00:09:24.960 --> 00:09:25.980 P: as always! 00:09:25.980 --> 00:09:27.720 I do this, so fucking weird 00:09:28.860 --> 00:09:30.940 P: Get a little closer Mark 00:09:30.980 --> 00:09:31.780 M: Sorry 00:09:31.780 --> 00:09:32.820 J: This is how the thumbnails are maaade 00:09:36.660 --> 00:09:37.940 P: That's cool 00:09:37.940 --> 00:09:38.720 that looks cool 00:09:38.840 --> 00:09:39.560 okay, cool 00:09:41.880 --> 00:09:43.880 FUKCKEN SUBSCROOBE YE BETCH 00:09:55.680 --> 00:09:57.680 I'm editing this on Christmas!!!