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哈囉兄弟們，這裡是Markiplier

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以及...

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J：Jack

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M：還有PewwDiepie

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開玩笑的，都是我們本人啦

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J：惡作劇啦～

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為什麼我覺得你們想要上了我一樣

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J：做好準備 bitch

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M：我不這麼覺得啊

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我覺得啊！坐在這裡就有這種感覺
J：選你們想要的臉

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Who's more likely to？(遊戲名)

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Who's more likely to？(遊戲名)

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就是我們今天要做的

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M＆J：哦哦哦

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還有懲罰哦

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M：哦天哪

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J：好喔...

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所以我們要...問個問題
然後其他人要舉起牌,決定誰最符合我的說法

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J：懂了

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輸的人最後要接受懲罰

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這是個好主意

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J：敲蚌DER!

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M：這是我錄起來最冷靜無語的一部影片吧

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你會不自在嗎

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M：不會啦

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那才是最重要的啦

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J：想睡的時間

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好，問題有點怪怪的，但就直覺回答，OK?

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J：好哦

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誰最有可能為了一百萬而吸老二？

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M:錢嗎？還是訂閱人數?(困惑)

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M：你知道，我決定就是...

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M：這題是我自願

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XDDDD

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M：不管為的是錢還是訂閱人數
嗯...
我都會吸

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J：為了一百萬根熱狗的話 , 我就吸啊

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誰的裸體最好看?

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M：我啊

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M：啊哈！

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不～！！

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Edgar：我贊成,Markiplier

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M：謝辣

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M：等等，我輸是因為我拿到最多票嗎?

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F＆J：沒錯

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J：這就是為什麼我知道你會選自己啊

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M：別鬧了

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好喔，Mark拿到一分了

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M：耶...

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L：他的頭從我的木棍上掉下來了

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Mark，信我，你絕對不想輸

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誰看得最多A片?

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M：如果是說我以前的話...

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M：大概啦...但是...

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嘿！

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我喜歡這些臉!

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J：我以為每個人都會選自己...

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M：嘛嘛嘛...

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M：我故意收回了

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「誰最可能是一個大驚小怪的人？」

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啥小啦！

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去死，都去死啦

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J：他選了自己又說"什麼?"

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OK，沒關係！

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誰最可能先死？

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M：大概是我吧

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M：我已經去過醫院好多次了

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喔.. 好

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J：Mark是我們之中最有可能的吧

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M：事實上，我沒辦法停止不進醫院

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「誰最有可能謀殺他們的夥伴？」

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M：合作夥伴？

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是的

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M：我不想投給任何人啊

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J：嘛 Mark是個暴怒的人

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M：不！我不是好嗎，我是超級大好人欸

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M：你這愛爾蘭的王八蛋

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你知道嗎

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管你的

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去死吧

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可惡!

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J：我會殺光你們

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誰最有可能...

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拍裸照？

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M:喔
上帝

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J：迅速回答

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J：跟快要死的那一個...

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M：我...

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M：我裸體最好看啊！

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M：不難懂吧

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J：跟快要死的那一題一樣啊

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J：跟快要死的那一題...你比我們三個還要接近啊

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M：對啦差不多...

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M：我的意外凸起的照片..OOPS

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J：你的浴袍

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M：我的浴袍...

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J : 這只是時間的問題

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M：我穿過很緊的皮褲，就像...

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不 我看過了

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你有給我看過啦
M：哦對吼

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M：他不小心秀出那個突起來的...

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M：我又沒看著它！

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M：我沒注意到啊

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誰最可能會去親另一個男生?

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啥小啦！

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你們想告訴我甚麼！

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J：有一段時間,你家人想過你是GAY的

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嘿！ 沒有好嗎

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J：有啊

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OK,算了，的確有，但...隨便啦

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M：嘛，我以前親過一個男生

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我也是！這真的超可怕!
這就是為什麼我不再這麼做了

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J：我也沒故意親過，意外的話就有

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M&F：等, 怎麼意外？

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J：我轉身,然後有人在這,我就親到他

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這怎會發生

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M：我是玩真心話大冒險
P：才不會發生這種事!

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J：就...在我身上發生啦

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J：我甚至不認為那算是親

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所以是怎樣發生的，就只轉身？

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M：前傾，觸唇  (啾啾啾)

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J：小學的時候也有啊，超尷尬！
最後每個人都因此笑我

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J：OK 就說說你的故事啊

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喔... 嘛 就我跟兩個還蠻親近的朋友

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外加兩個女生

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在大浴缸的時候,那群女生就說：

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你們互親啊，然後我們兩個女生也親

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我就說：「別！」

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J：當然好啊！

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YEAH，我那兩個朋友就...噁噁噁噁噁噁！

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沒有一絲猶豫

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我永遠不會忘記他的臉,真的超可怕!

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J：你怎麼可以沒有吐回去?

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我有啊！我那時候坐著啊

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M：我記得我是在Bob的家

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M：那時候在玩真心話大冒險，我沒有親Bob喔！

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M：嗯... 我親了他朋友 Bristen

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M：嘛，我在玩真心話大冒險啦
J：沒有人會叫Bristen吧

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M：真的有啊，我沒有捏造

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M：總之就是真心話大冒險啦.如果我們互親,

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就有女生會露奶給我們看，所以...

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當然好啊!!!!!!!!!

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J：你們很容易掉進裸女或者是一些女性互動之類的陷阱...

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誰會在看電影的時候哭出來？

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J：這就是我啊

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F&M：真的？

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J：對啊
M：我也很容易哭
J：YEAH我也是

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Edger：我舉Markiplier！

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Edger：Mark！ 是Mark啦！

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J：都是Markiplie了啦

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誰可能為了拯救他們的個人YouTube頻道而吸老二?

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M：我會啊... 沒錯

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J：我們不是都已經吸了YouTube的老二嗎

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誰會在事業殞落之時結束自己的生命

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誰會為了目標捨棄自己最重要的事物

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M：等等 所以是我嗎

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J：你舉你自己欸
M：我以為你舉了Felix

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J：沒有啊
M：該死的..

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J：你想出了這個問題
所以我第一個想到你

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誰會衝進火場救人

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我不會那樣做的
M：你不會嗎？

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不，去死吧

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誰最有可能變性

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該死的

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我問這個幹嘛啦

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J：Mark要輸囉

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M：哈？為什麼我要輸了

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M：扯欸

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得分 嘛，遊戲結束囉

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J：Yayyyy

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懲罰時間！

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Mark...

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M：是甚麼懲罰

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你不會喜歡這個懲罰的

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M：我們剛買了這個！

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M：不...

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J：Edgar，你不會想要參與的

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Edgar，信我，你不會想要的

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M：如果我被榨出奶一定超尷尬。

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哇，已經啟動了欸

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你會喜歡這個的啦！

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M：我覺得不會喜歡這個...

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羅馬人告訴我Jack跟Mark同分

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所以... Jack也要... 
J：不要！

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Micheal給我表單，給我

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這是記分表！我分數最少！

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你想放哪就放哪
M：當然是放在我的奶頭啊...

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抱歉...
J：線不夠長...

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M：我奶頭分太開了...

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那..要來囉...

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J：還行？

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M：不...

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如果你不知道,
這是用來震你的奶頭

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M：我奶頭很敏感.....天啊！！

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我來試試壓一下

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J：欸，快看，別按了

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三小啊！
M：天公伯啊！！

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天公伯欸欸欸

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J：Mark的奶頭都勃起了...

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J：欸這很狂好嗎，我不知道這樣是不是對的

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我不知道要怎麼關掉它啊

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M：我的天啊快停...
J：震得很厲害欸

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嗯嗯，讚喔

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你一個我一個

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J：好哦
M：我奶頭超敏感好嗎

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M：讚欸
J：天啊
P：讚哦兄弟

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J：爽啊
P：按下去啊

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J：天啊！！

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M：我懂我懂我懂

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壓那一下就！

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M：一點都不爽啊

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J：開震動啊

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M：快開啊

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P：我還蠻喜歡的欸
J：哦

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OOOOHHOHOHHHHHOHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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J：不錯,我還蠻享受的
P：你看！

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你看到了?
M：有有有

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J：我喜歡它

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J：它沒那麼糟嘛

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M：我的還在麻欸

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我呃...
J：完全體驗欸

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好了，現在是時候了

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J：天啊

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Jack，你來幫我一下OK嗎

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M：我覺得沒辦法弄到你的屁眼
J：沒關係啊，它還會震

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M：好喔

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J：欸，你扶另外一邊

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M：好啊

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謝謝你們來啦
J：穿太厚了

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呃...你看的開心的話就點讚吧!!
(快點讚XDDD)

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我們要 ...
J：我肯定大家一定超愛這個

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J：有沒有在動?
P：沒有啊

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如果你要做就做好一點...哦哦哦哦哦哦

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感謝你們收看，謝謝...

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感謝Felix...

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還有..哦 Felix

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讚喔

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去看看Markiplier和Jack的頻道
我會在資訊欄貼上他們的連結

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謝謝按讚
還有像往常一樣，

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兄弟，來個Brofist(兄弟拳)

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耶咿
J：你甚麼時候又會擊拳了

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就如往常一樣啊

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對啊，就很奇怪了

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Mark，再近一點

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M：對不起

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J：這就是縮圖怎麼產生的啊

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不錯

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看起來很酷欸

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好哦，讚