WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:01.200 What?..What's that? 00:00:01.940 --> 00:00:03.400 My background looks different. 00:00:07.880 --> 00:00:09.480 I better do something about that. 00:00:09.480 --> 00:00:10.120 *turning doorknob* *music starts* 00:00:10.120 --> 00:00:15.300 *Bob The Builder instrumental* 00:00:15.320 --> 00:00:16.620 That better for you! 00:00:17.480 --> 00:00:18.620 That actually looks quite nice. 00:00:20.840 --> 00:00:21.980 Ehah.. (Groaning sounds) 00:00:22.480 --> 00:00:23.380 Hah.. (More Groaning sounds) 00:00:26.420 --> 00:00:27.720 *pewdiepie2017* 00:00:27.720 --> 00:00:39.320 *office setup tutorial* 00:00:40.280 --> 00:00:41.800 *pewds roaring* 00:00:42.520 --> 00:00:44.100 *emm...what are you doing Pewds?* 00:00:44.200 --> 00:00:45.040 *oh, adjusting the camera* 00:00:45.400 --> 00:00:48.280 Top comment will decide what goes on the wall 00:00:48.620 --> 00:00:49.860 Giving you this power. 00:00:50.500 --> 00:00:52.220 Cause with great power.... 00:00:52.780 --> 00:00:54.580 ....come shity backgrounds. 00:00:54.680 --> 00:00:56.280 What should I put on the wall? 00:00:56.280 --> 00:00:56.880 You tell me. 00:00:56.900 --> 00:00:58.800 And if its something cancerous.. 00:00:58.800 --> 00:00:59.820 I will still put it. 00:00:59.820 --> 00:01:01.980 If its something horrificly offensive.. 00:01:01.980 --> 00:01:02.700 I'll put it. 00:01:02.840 --> 00:01:03.960 If it your mama's.. 00:01:04.340 --> 00:01:05.280 asshole. 00:01:05.440 --> 00:01:05.960 I'll still.. 00:01:06.200 --> 00:01:06.840 pudding? 00:01:07.160 --> 00:01:08.460 Its gonna be the best... 00:01:08.460 --> 00:01:10.200 ...damn wall you've ever seen 00:01:10.300 --> 00:01:11.920 [Trump]: Who's gonna pay for the wall? 00:01:12.280 --> 00:01:13.560 [Audience]: Mexico 00:01:13.720 --> 00:01:14.300 [Trump]: Who?? 00:01:14.700 --> 00:01:16.420 [Audience]: Mexico 00:01:16.700 --> 00:01:19.520 I ask...you bros think you are clever? 00:01:20.160 --> 00:01:22.680 You think you are smarter than me? 00:01:24.500 --> 00:01:25.720 Probably...yeah..no 00:01:25.720 --> 00:01:26.840 def...definitely. 00:01:27.220 --> 00:01:28.120 Alright, let see.. 00:01:28.120 --> 00:01:29.120 let see what you got. 00:01:29.880 --> 00:01:31.360 Bring it on, bros 00:01:31.780 --> 00:01:33.460 So its time for me*standing up* 00:01:33.640 --> 00:01:34.140 *that face* 0_0 00:01:34.140 --> 00:01:34.680 *Pewds groaning* 00:01:37.320 --> 00:01:39.260 to read your roaaaaaasss-. 00:01:39.420 --> 00:01:40.960 Holy shit...there's a lot of them. 00:01:41.280 --> 00:01:43.440 You guys really didn't hesitate. 00:01:43.740 --> 00:01:45.700 100,000 comments. 00:01:47.600 --> 00:01:49.540 Wow, that's just...mean 00:01:50.120 --> 00:01:54.700 Congratulation on being the most overpaid man-child of 2016. 00:01:54.700 --> 00:01:56.460 Hope 1 million come faster.. 00:01:56.740 --> 00:01:59.040 than you do reading Septiplier fanfiction. 00:01:59.040 --> 00:02:03.620 Who knows but maybe 2017 will hold some quality content.. 00:02:03.620 --> 00:02:05.800 but let's get real, the epitome of your "entern... 00:02:05.800 --> 00:02:08.660 ..entertainment" will be dick jokes for 12-year-old. 00:02:08.820 --> 00:02:10.940 Nah but seriously Pewds I really enjoy your videos.. 00:02:10.940 --> 00:02:12.420 and I love how much you have evolved.. 00:02:12.420 --> 00:02:13.300 you as a content. 00:02:13.340 --> 00:02:13.960 What the fuck? 00:02:14.520 --> 00:02:15.660 Make up your mind. 00:02:15.840 --> 00:02:17.040 I thought for once.. 00:02:17.720 --> 00:02:19.780 we had a fan with a little bit of stomach. 00:02:19.780 --> 00:02:22.000 You're trying so hard to be a wannabe Filthy Frank.. 00:02:22.000 --> 00:02:24.000 that it actually makes me wish for your annoying.. 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:27.760 "screaming at the camera for the lols while playing some shit game" content to be back. 00:02:27.760 --> 00:02:28.260 Okay.. 00:02:28.300 --> 00:02:29.680 Okay I wanna..wanna.. 00:02:29.780 --> 00:02:30.820 I wannabe frank. 00:02:31.220 --> 00:02:32.900 I wanna make fun of disabled people. 00:02:33.100 --> 00:02:34.880 Alright, Chey Johanson. 00:02:35.220 --> 00:02:38.140 Actual photo documentation of a big nerd. 00:02:38.440 --> 00:02:40.600 *nerd impersonation* Ooo...I'm such a nerd, ugh 00:02:40.740 --> 00:02:44.140 Actual photo documentation of a cry for attention. 00:02:44.200 --> 00:02:45.460 Thats what that should say. 00:02:45.460 --> 00:02:46.560 You're welcome, Chey. 00:02:46.560 --> 00:02:51.740 In recent years, bee colonies around the world have been collapsing at an unprecedented rate.. 00:02:51.740 --> 00:02:56.400 a rate that is alarming many food producers because it affects every crop.. 00:02:56.400 --> 00:02:58.660 that depends on uh, direct.. 00:02:59.020 --> 00:03:03.960 depends directly or indirectly on bees for population.. 00:03:04.040 --> 00:03:08.400 At present this is done efficiently on free of charge by bees.. 00:03:08.540 --> 00:03:12.860 but some scientist believe that if bees continue to die out at the present rate.. 00:03:12.860 --> 00:03:16.520 bees may disappear altogether within a few years. 00:03:17.040 --> 00:03:18.420 Sad react only. 00:03:18.500 --> 00:03:26.200 *sad music* 00:03:26.200 --> 00:03:31.140 *bee movie memes with sad music in the background* 00:03:31.600 --> 00:03:32.440 No more bees...? 00:03:33.300 --> 00:03:34.340 Thats horrible... 00:03:35.640 --> 00:03:37.160 No more bee movie memes? 00:03:37.480 --> 00:03:40.360 I love how you say that your content is better nowadays.. 00:03:40.580 --> 00:03:44.000 when its just a combination of desperate Filthy Frank copycat.. 00:03:44.000 --> 00:03:46.040 and Youtube rants no one asks for.. 00:03:46.140 --> 00:03:49.860 just go back to your gaming videos because its the only thing your are good at.. 00:03:49.900 --> 00:03:50.620 in life. 00:03:50.620 --> 00:03:52.540 So I was good at something. Well, thank you. :) 00:03:52.540 --> 00:03:54.540 Oh ya, don't forget the clickbait title.. 00:03:54.540 --> 00:03:58.340 because thats the only way people will be interested in you and your content. 00:03:58.820 --> 00:04:00.160 Alright Mr. Reza. Alright. 00:04:00.160 --> 00:04:03.360 Let me tell you, ain't nothing interested about you and.. 00:04:03.360 --> 00:04:04.620 and anything that you 00:04:04.740 --> 00:04:05.640 oh my god 00:04:05.820 --> 00:04:06.540 Is that a.. 00:04:07.540 --> 00:04:09.100 Is that bread and olive oil? 00:04:09.100 --> 00:04:09.980 I take it all back. 00:04:10.140 --> 00:04:12.140 Now this guy, I can really take th- 00:04:12.660 --> 00:04:13.360 this guy 00:04:13.420 --> 00:04:15.360 *laugh* 00:04:17.200 --> 00:04:18.480 *laugh* 00:04:18.580 --> 00:04:21.020 This is not roasting, this is just being mean. 00:04:21.060 --> 00:04:22.500 You guys are just mean. 00:04:22.500 --> 00:04:25.120 You guys have to be funny otherwise its just mean. 00:04:25.120 --> 00:04:29.060 *sad music* *fake tears* 00:04:29.060 --> 00:04:32.180 Not sure why your channel was in my recommended list.. 00:04:32.180 --> 00:04:35.660 maybe this is what happens when you watch too many animal planet videos. 00:04:35.660 --> 00:04:38.500 *roasted dance?* 00:04:38.520 --> 00:04:39.940 Thats a good roast 00:04:40.040 --> 00:04:41.060 Oh you know what.. 00:04:41.160 --> 00:04:43.240 Joel Jhaha- Dhahamaraj 00:04:43.900 --> 00:04:44.560 I will give you that one. 00:04:44.740 --> 00:04:49.220 You are pathetic. I can't believe that you fooled everyone that you're gonna delete your channel.. 00:04:49.220 --> 00:04:51.120 when you reach 50 million subscribers.. 00:04:51.460 --> 00:04:53.940 Oh, did I fool you? Is that why? 00:04:54.120 --> 00:04:54.880 but you didn't. 00:04:54.880 --> 00:04:58.380 Little desperate to reach your milestone of having 50 million subscribers. 00:04:58.380 --> 00:05:01.540 It shows that you are nothing but an attention seeker and a greedy bastard. 00:05:01.580 --> 00:05:02.460 Oh, and btw.. 00:05:02.540 --> 00:05:05.080 I'm glad your neighbour kicked you out of your ho- old home.. 00:05:05.120 --> 00:05:09.360 due to the fact that you scream like a little girl whose vagina is being stretched. 00:05:09.500 --> 00:05:11.620 There needs to be a little bit of comedy in there.. 00:05:11.620 --> 00:05:12.900 like you just being mean. 00:05:12.980 --> 00:05:13.620 You just- 00:05:13.980 --> 00:05:15.340 You just being mean. Ok. 00:05:15.380 --> 00:05:15.880 I don't.. 00:05:16.600 --> 00:05:18.420 What am I suppose to rr-rr-reply, uh.. 00:05:19.080 --> 00:05:19.980 to you Dave? 00:05:20.620 --> 00:05:21.940 What am I suppose to say? 00:05:21.940 --> 00:05:23.540 The fact that your mustache 00:05:24.840 --> 00:05:25.400 *laugh* 00:05:26.320 --> 00:05:28.820 Its the saddest..its use of a mustache I've ever seen 00:05:29.040 --> 00:05:29.740 How bout that? 00:05:29.880 --> 00:05:32.440 I bet your blonde hair is fucking dyed. 00:05:32.440 --> 00:05:35.820 Homosexual dicksucking ballthrubbing faggot. 0_0 00:05:36.200 --> 00:05:38.200 Go get a dick. 00:05:38.740 --> 00:05:41.300 Cause apparently you can't get a life. 00:05:43.200 --> 00:05:44.980 Dick = Life 00:05:45.940 --> 00:05:49.460 *motivational quote* 00:05:49.460 --> 00:05:52.960 Hello my name is Hristolav Goranov and I'm banging my sister. 00:05:53.000 --> 00:05:55.420 *roasted* 00:05:55.420 --> 00:05:58.680 You're so retard that even youtube.. 00:05:58.680 --> 00:06:03.120 Wha?.. you can't properly conjugate the word retarded.. 00:06:03.120 --> 00:06:07.760 then..you-when you call someone retarded that you kinda fail.. 00:06:07.840 --> 00:06:09.120 couldn't even get three words in. 00:06:09.200 --> 00:06:13.660 Great, Felix using his viewers to give him new video ideas for his dying channel,.. 00:06:13.660 --> 00:06:16.320 maybe he'll start gaining subscribers, or even get views.. 00:06:16.320 --> 00:06:19.460 through some way of outside of clickbaiting gulible viewers. 00:06:19.920 --> 00:06:21.500 *roasted* 00:06:21.500 --> 00:06:26.160 You were better in 2012.. oh wait, that's not a roast, that's the truth. 00:06:26.360 --> 00:06:28.740 50,000 likes 00:06:32.040 --> 00:06:32.620 *roasted* 00:06:32.620 --> 00:06:34.440 Lets watch a video from 2012 00:06:34.440 --> 00:06:35.800 i'm ju..a random video 00:06:35.800 --> 00:06:36.600 Let just see. 00:06:36.600 --> 00:06:39.860 Here we go, here's a video..from 2012. 00:06:40.020 --> 00:06:41.640 SMACK THEM TITIES! 00:06:42.340 --> 00:06:44.420 [Video]: Hello...Hahhh!!! Ok 00:06:44.420 --> 00:06:46.040 [Video]: Back off! Power of Satan 00:06:46.760 --> 00:06:47.880 [Video]: Smack that...oh oh 00:06:47.880 --> 00:06:49.480 [Video]: Fuck..I can't smack them with a cross! 00:06:49.480 --> 00:06:50.060 [Video]: Stop turni- 00:06:50.320 --> 00:06:53.160 [Video]: There we go....the dog shape gu- 00:06:53.160 --> 00:06:54.760 You know what..they're right thats hillarious. 00:06:54.760 --> 00:06:57.840 *laugh* 00:06:58.000 --> 00:07:01.080 [Video]: Got you...dog shape gun of justice 00:07:02.060 --> 00:07:04.080 [Video]: Huhh...honest- 00:07:04.080 --> 00:07:06.720 Its ju..its just cringe, I don't get it..I don't get it 00:07:06.720 --> 00:07:07.220 *laugh* 00:07:08.460 --> 00:07:09.620 *weird noise* 00:07:09.620 --> 00:07:10.520 Why? 00:07:10.520 --> 00:07:11.220 *nose closeup* 00:07:11.220 --> 00:07:16.000 You have 50 million subscribers. Each video, you have at least 3 to 4 million views. 00:07:16.040 --> 00:07:19.380 That's like 46 million people ignoring you everyday. 00:07:19.380 --> 00:07:22.960 *laugh* 00:07:22.960 --> 00:07:23.940 You fucking bitch. 00:07:23.940 --> 00:07:25.140 *laugh* 00:07:25.200 --> 00:07:29.180 Remove "Pew" and "Pie" and you'll get the future of your channel. 00:07:32.700 --> 00:07:33.580 *roasted song aka deleting channel at 50 million sub joke song* 00:07:33.580 --> 00:07:37.900 I miss the old Pewds you know. The one that wasn't driven by sub count and Youtube awards. 00:07:37.900 --> 00:07:41.440 The simple Pewds who made me laugh histerically. Seems like you killed him off. 00:07:41.440 --> 00:07:48.460 Here is like those whiny comments for no reason like I genuinely don't care about sub count anymore. 00:07:48.500 --> 00:07:50.420 Like I'l..I've never watch it 00:07:50.580 --> 00:07:55.860 Like..back in 2013/14, I would watch my sub count literally every single day. 00:07:55.860 --> 00:07:56.540 Like I.. 00:07:57.040 --> 00:07:59.960 don't even care anymore..like its cool that we hit 50 million 00:08:00.000 --> 00:08:03.580 but... I mean it when I say its irrelevant.. 00:08:03.580 --> 00:08:08.280 and its weird to me how people for some reason pickup that its the complete opposite. 00:08:08.580 --> 00:08:10.100 Like this Eugene Choi guy.. 00:08:10.100 --> 00:08:15.160 he's like you've killed the old PewDiePie...all you care about is sub now.. 00:08:15.160 --> 00:08:16.480 *bee movie memes* 00:08:16.480 --> 00:08:17.460 before you were.. 00:08:17.460 --> 00:08:21.000 before you were different, but literally it..its the complete opposite. 00:08:21.200 --> 00:08:24.000 I don't know, I think people just like to complain 00:08:24.120 --> 00:08:27.880 I think people like to whine and make up their own reason why. 00:08:27.920 --> 00:08:32.320 OH HEY PEWDIEPIE! I noticed recently you,ve been standing up for little guys on Youtube. 00:08:32.320 --> 00:08:36.660 Pity you need to..need Redtube to get your little guy to stand up. 00:08:37.620 --> 00:08:40.420 *laugh* 00:08:40.940 --> 00:08:42.140 See thats a roast. 00:08:42.220 --> 00:08:43.580 Thats funny at least. 00:08:43.740 --> 00:08:45.420 Thank you, Adam Norwood. 00:08:45.420 --> 00:08:47.440 This is what I expected like funny comments. 00:08:47.440 --> 00:08:49.240 Literally all I get instead is like.. 00:08:49.580 --> 00:08:50.280 *perfect impersonation* Eh 00:08:50.280 --> 00:08:52.520 Hey, I love your videos man...Aww 00:08:53.080 --> 00:08:57.480 Finally a nice comment, you know what..for now I accept it 00:08:57.480 --> 00:09:00.800 I love all the livestream you do and all the charity work you've done 00:09:00.800 --> 00:09:01.580 Oh, thank you. 00:09:01.580 --> 00:09:03.640 I appreciate that you enjoy. 00:09:03.740 --> 00:09:08.700 Especially love your drunk Minecraft and Five Nights at Freddie... 00:09:09.220 --> 00:09:10.500 Oh wait thats Markipli.. 00:09:12.760 --> 00:09:14.340 *roasted* 00:09:14.400 --> 00:09:19.600 PewDiePie...more like shut up you drama queen and..are you trying to imitate Leafy? 00:09:19.920 --> 00:09:22.940 Stupid cunt, I hope Idubz gets your ass 00:09:22.940 --> 00:09:25.460 Mark and Jack deserve more subs than you. 00:09:26.880 --> 00:09:28.700 Edgar deserves a better owner 00:09:28.700 --> 00:09:31.020 *laugh* 00:09:31.020 --> 00:09:32.840 Edgar, what do you say? You love me right? 00:09:33.720 --> 00:09:36.700 Please adopt me..He abuses me, for views. 00:09:36.700 --> 00:09:40.900 Youtube hates you so much that even the Pen-Pineapple-Pen guy.. 00:09:40.900 --> 00:09:43.440 had more screen time in Youtube Rewind. 00:09:43.440 --> 00:09:46.140 *laugh* 00:09:46.900 --> 00:09:47.620 Its true. 00:09:49.300 --> 00:09:51.640 Heyy...look at that roast. 00:09:51.640 --> 00:09:53.420 Michelle, are you crying now? 00:09:53.840 --> 00:09:55.200 Cause I roasted you. 00:09:55.260 --> 00:09:59.060 *roast photoshop tutorial* 00:09:59.060 --> 00:10:01.200 You wanna fucks with me you fucking asshole. 00:10:01.540 --> 00:10:03.460 Yeah, who's..who's crying now huh? 00:10:04.140 --> 00:10:06.280 Its fucking right..you's fucking cry now. 00:10:06.280 --> 00:10:08.020 This is how you actually look like. 00:10:09.300 --> 00:10:10.000 Got 'em. 00:10:10.000 --> 00:10:13.800 You say you don't like your old videos because you were "trying too hard to be funny". 00:10:13.800 --> 00:10:15.800 Well, at least you were trying back then. 00:10:15.800 --> 00:10:16.600 ssssss 00:10:16.600 --> 00:10:17.900 Ohh..hu hu 00:10:18.520 --> 00:10:19.440 Ahh.. 00:10:19.920 --> 00:10:20.420 Damn! 00:10:21.060 --> 00:10:21.560 Damn! 00:10:22.420 --> 00:10:22.920 Damn! 00:10:24.220 --> 00:10:25.760 *making fake tears* 00:10:25.760 --> 00:10:26.540 My tears. 00:10:26.540 --> 00:10:28.820 *still making fake tears* 00:10:28.820 --> 00:10:29.420 Haa.. 00:10:32.620 --> 00:10:33.580 *laugh* 00:10:33.580 --> 00:10:34.540 That was good. 00:10:34.540 --> 00:10:35.040 *laugh* 00:10:35.240 --> 00:10:39.200 If someday a virus...kills half of world's population.. 00:10:39.200 --> 00:10:42.560 you would make a video whining about the fact that you're losing views. 00:10:42.560 --> 00:10:45.240 *laugh* 00:10:45.240 --> 00:10:45.740 Oh.. 00:10:46.360 --> 00:10:47.980 That was good...That was probably my favorite. 00:10:47.980 --> 00:10:49.040 *laugh* 00:10:49.260 --> 00:10:52.840 No need to roast you, you already made fun of yourself enough.. 00:10:52.840 --> 00:10:58.300 that 50 million people will only watch you to feel better about themselves. 00:10:58.300 --> 00:10:59.280 *sad music* 00:10:59.280 --> 00:10:59.780 Ehm.. 00:11:01.200 --> 00:11:01.700 Ehem.. 00:11:02.380 --> 00:11:03.000 Herp.. 00:11:04.120 --> 00:11:04.620 Ehe.. 00:11:07.060 --> 00:11:09.420 Why did I even bother getting a new office? 00:11:11.600 --> 00:11:12.240 *moving the mic* 00:11:13.540 --> 00:11:14.040 Ehe.. 00:11:14.040 --> 00:11:17.140 When my channel is gone anyway. 00:11:23.740 --> 00:11:24.300 Ow 00:11:24.620 --> 00:11:25.760 Ow, why does it burn? 00:11:26.680 --> 00:11:27.380 What the fuck? 00:11:28.080 --> 00:11:29.960 Thank you guys for roasting me. 00:11:30.060 --> 00:11:31.860 I think I need it to stay.. 00:11:32.380 --> 00:11:32.960 humble. 00:11:33.020 --> 00:11:36.460 BUT MAYBE SOMETIME YOU CAN SAY SOMETHING NICE TO ME! 00:11:37.640 --> 00:11:38.660 Anyway..uh.. 00:11:38.660 --> 00:11:41.780 Check out this video, uh..its another roasting video 00:11:41.780 --> 00:11:47.640 it..its kinda like this one but not really and I made it a long time ago so it pretty much irrelevant.. 00:11:47.640 --> 00:11:49.700 but I think you'll still enjoy it 00:11:50.200 --> 00:11:52.100 So have a go, have a look. 00:11:52.180 --> 00:11:56.080 See what you can find..maybe click on the video even after that one. 00:11:56.380 --> 00:11:58.520 That would be cool..that would just be great. 00:11:58.520 --> 00:12:00.260 *sad music*