WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.820 WHAT WHAT'S THAT? My background looks different. (jk it always looks hella good) 00:00:07.760 --> 00:00:10.280 I better do something about that... 00:00:10.540 --> 00:00:15.460 *Swedish Life Struggles* 00:00:15.460 --> 00:00:16.660 That better for you? (Edgar is chillin) 00:00:16.660 --> 00:00:17.440 *Bob the Builder theme song* COPYRIGHT Beeetch 00:00:17.440 --> 00:00:18.660 That actually looks quite nice 00:00:17.460 --> 00:00:19.080 That actually looks quite nice. It costed $30 00:00:19.080 --> 00:00:20.960 * bob the builder theme song still plays * 00:00:20.960 --> 00:00:21.460 Ah! 00:00:21.460 --> 00:00:22.560 * still playing * 00:00:22.560 --> 00:00:23.060 Uhg. 00:00:30.680 --> 00:00:31.180 00:00:33.220 --> 00:00:33.720 00:00:40.220 --> 00:00:41.920 OOOH! 00:00:40.420 --> 00:00:42.120 * moan * 00:00:45.540 --> 00:00:48.580 Top comment will decide what goes on the wall. 00:00:48.580 --> 00:00:49.080 00:00:49.080 --> 00:00:54.600 I'm giving you this power. 'Cause with great power comes shitty backgrounds. 00:00:54.600 --> 00:00:56.000 What should I put on the wall? 00:00:56.000 --> 00:00:56.500 00:00:56.500 --> 00:00:59.920 You tell me. And if it's something cancerous, I'll still put it! 00:00:59.920 --> 00:01:03.300 If it's something horrifically offensive, I'll put it! 00:01:03.300 --> 00:01:07.000 If it's your momma's asshole, I'll still pudding 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:07.500 00:01:07.500 --> 00:01:10.420 It's gonna be the best damn wall you've ever seen. 00:01:10.420 --> 00:01:11.840 [Trump Donald] Who's gonna pay for the wall! 00:01:12.180 --> 00:01:13.700 [Audience] Mexico! 00:01:13.700 --> 00:01:14.200 [Trump Donald] Who? 00:01:14.200 --> 00:01:14.800 * dramatically zooms in to mexican-looking guy * 00:01:14.800 --> 00:01:16.400 [Audience] Mexico! 00:01:16.860 --> 00:01:19.720 I asked you bros - think you are clever 00:01:20.500 --> 00:01:22.740 You think you're smarter than me? 00:01:22.740 --> 00:01:23.240 00:01:24.580 --> 00:01:27.320 Probably. Yeah, no, de - definitely. 00:01:27.320 --> 00:01:29.420 Alright, let's see - let's see what you got. 00:01:30.080 --> 00:01:31.280 Bring it on, bros. 00:01:31.780 --> 00:01:34.780 So it's time for me - ugh. 00:01:35.080 --> 00:01:37.080 * adjusts flimsy ass microphone * 00:01:37.380 --> 00:01:39.100 To read your... roooasts. 00:01:39.380 --> 00:01:41.300 Holy shit there's a lot of them. 00:01:41.480 --> 00:01:43.720 You guys really didn't hesitate. 00:01:43.720 --> 00:01:45.860 A hundred thousand comments... 00:01:46.020 --> 00:01:46.520 00:01:48.180 --> 00:01:49.940 Wow, that's just...mean. 00:01:50.280 --> 00:01:54.920 Congratulations on being the most overpaid man-child of 2016. 00:01:54.920 --> 00:01:59.160 Hope 100 million comes faster than you do reading Septiplier fanfiction. 00:01:59.380 --> 00:02:04.540 Who knows maybe 2017 will hold some quality content but let's get real, 00:02:04.540 --> 00:02:08.820 the epitome of your "entertainment" will be dick jokes for 12 year olds. 00:02:08.820 --> 00:02:13.100 Nah, but seriously, pewds, I really enjoy your videos and love how much you have evolved as a content - 00:02:13.100 --> 00:02:13.600 00:02:13.860 --> 00:02:14.380 What the fuck? 00:02:14.700 --> 00:02:15.900 Make up your mind! 00:02:15.900 --> 00:02:19.740 I thought for once! We had a fan with a little bit of stomach! 00:02:15.920 --> 00:02:17.040 I thought for once 00:02:17.940 --> 00:02:19.560 We had a fan with a lil' bit of stomach. 00:02:19.740 --> 00:02:20.240 00:02:20.240 --> 00:02:27.560 You're trying so hard to be a wanabe filthy frank that it actually makes me wish for your annoying "screaming at the camera for the lols while playing some shit came" content to be back. 00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:28.500 Okay. 00:02:28.460 --> 00:02:31.000 Okay i- i wanna - i wanna be..frank 00:02:28.920 --> 00:02:31.160 I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be frank. 00:02:31.160 --> 00:02:33.220 I wanna make fun of disabled people. 00:02:33.220 --> 00:02:33.720 00:02:33.720 --> 00:02:35.040 Alright, Chey Johanson. 00:02:35.340 --> 00:02:38.300 "Actual photo documentation of a big nerd." 00:02:38.740 --> 00:02:40.660 "Oooh, I'm such a nerd. Ooh." 00:02:40.780 --> 00:02:44.220 Actual photo documentation of a cry for attention. 00:02:44.220 --> 00:02:46.800 That's what that should say. You're welcome, Chey. 00:02:46.800 --> 00:02:51.680 In recent years bee colonies around the world have been collapsing at an unprecedented rate, 00:02:51.680 --> 00:02:57.580 a rate that is alarming many food producers because it affects every crop that depends on 00:02:57.600 --> 00:03:03.520 Uh, direct - depends directly or incorrectly on bees for population 00:03:03.520 --> 00:03:04.040 00:03:04.040 --> 00:03:08.300 At present this is done efficiently and 'free of charge' by bees. 00:03:08.300 --> 00:03:12.760 But some scientists believe that if bees continue to die out at the present rate, 00:03:12.760 --> 00:03:13.440 00:03:13.440 --> 00:03:17.940 bees may disappear altogether within a few years. Sad react only. 00:03:18.200 --> 00:03:20.340 *sad music* 00:03:26.300 --> 00:03:28.300 *sad music continues* 00:03:31.720 --> 00:03:32.760 No more bees... 00:03:33.240 --> 00:03:34.440 That's horrible. 00:03:35.860 --> 00:03:37.460 No more bee movie memes. 00:03:37.460 --> 00:03:37.960 there will never be no more bee movie memes 00:03:37.960 --> 00:03:40.260 I love how you say that your content is better nowadays, 00:03:40.260 --> 00:03:45.720 when its just a combination of desperate filthyfrank copycat and youtube rants no one asks for. 00:03:45.720 --> 00:03:50.680 Just go back to your gaming videos because it was the only thing you were good at, in life. 00:03:50.680 --> 00:03:52.500 So I was good at something. Well, thank you. 00:03:52.500 --> 00:03:58.260 Oh yeah, don't forget the clickbait title because that's the only way people will be interested in you and your content. 00:03:58.260 --> 00:04:00.120 Alright, Mr. Reza, alright. 00:04:00.120 --> 00:04:03.100 Let me tell ya, ain't nothing interesting about you. 00:04:03.100 --> 00:04:04.140 00:04:04.140 --> 00:04:09.140 Anything that you - oh, my god. Is that...Is that bread and olive oil? 00:04:09.140 --> 00:04:10.020 I take it all back. 00:04:10.380 --> 00:04:13.740 Oh, this guy. I can really take - *laughs* this guy. 00:04:13.740 --> 00:04:14.860 00:04:14.860 --> 00:04:16.380 *laughing continues* 00:04:18.320 --> 00:04:21.300 This is not roasting, this is just being mean. 00:04:21.300 --> 00:04:22.580 You guys are just mean. 00:04:22.580 --> 00:04:25.180 You have to be funny, otherwise you're just mean. 00:04:25.180 --> 00:04:26.660 *sad music* 00:04:27.020 --> 00:04:28.560 *groans* 00:04:28.560 --> 00:04:32.000 Not sure why your channel was in my recommended list 00:04:32.000 --> 00:04:35.620 maybe this is what happens when you watch too many animal planet videos. 00:04:35.620 --> 00:04:37.520 *roast worthy music* 00:04:37.520 --> 00:04:38.360 00:04:38.360 --> 00:04:40.900 That's a good roast. You know what? 00:04:41.240 --> 00:04:44.900 Joel Dha - Dharmaraj, I'll give you that one. 00:04:44.900 --> 00:04:51.280 You're pathetic. I can't believe that you fooled everyone that you're gonna delete your channel when you reach 50 million subscribers. 00:04:51.280 --> 00:04:51.880 00:04:51.880 --> 00:04:53.680 Oh. Did I fool you? Is that why? 00:04:53.680 --> 00:04:58.500 But you didn't! Little desperate to reach your milestone of having 50 million subscribers. 00:04:58.500 --> 00:05:01.460 Shows that you're nothing but an attention seeker and a greedy bastard. 00:05:01.680 --> 00:05:09.200 Oh, and btw, I'm glad your neighbor kicked you out of your old home due to the fact that you scream like a little girl whose vagina is getting stretched. 00:05:09.200 --> 00:05:12.980 There needs to be a little bit of comedy. You're just being mean. 00:05:12.980 --> 00:05:15.580 You're just - you're just being mean. Okay? 00:05:15.780 --> 00:05:18.460 I don - what am I supposed to reply? 00:05:19.200 --> 00:05:21.760 to you, Dave? What am I supposed to say? 00:05:22.240 --> 00:05:24.780 The fact that your mustache... 00:05:25.160 --> 00:05:25.880 *giggles* 00:05:25.880 --> 00:05:28.820 Is the saddest excuse of a mustache I've ever seen. 00:05:28.940 --> 00:05:29.980 How 'bout that? 00:05:29.980 --> 00:05:32.540 I bet your blonde hair is fucking dyed. 00:05:32.540 --> 00:05:35.880 Homosexual dicksucking ballsthrumbing faggot. 00:05:35.980 --> 00:05:41.140 Go get a dick. 'Cause apparently you can't get a life. 00:05:41.440 --> 00:05:42.140 00:05:42.460 --> 00:05:43.180 00:05:43.560 --> 00:05:44.920 Dick equals life... 00:05:44.920 --> 00:05:46.140 *angelic chorus* 00:05:49.020 --> 00:05:53.180 Hello, my name is Hristolav Goranov and I'm bangin' my sister. 00:05:53.780 --> 00:05:54.980 *rap music* 00:05:56.100 --> 00:05:58.800 You're so retard that even YouTube - 00:05:59.000 --> 00:06:03.000 Well, if you can't properly conjugate the word 'retarded,' 00:06:03.500 --> 00:06:07.720 Then when you call someone retarded, you kind of failed. 00:06:07.720 --> 00:06:09.100 Couldn't even get three words in. 00:06:09.100 --> 00:06:13.840 Great, Felix's using his viewers to give him new video ideas for his dying channel 00:06:13.840 --> 00:06:19.620 maybe he'll start gaining subscribers, or even, get views through some way outside of clickbaiting gullible viewers. 00:06:19.620 --> 00:06:20.800 *explosion sound* 00:06:21.400 --> 00:06:26.200 You were better in 2012 (oh, wait, that's not a roast, that's the truth). 00:06:26.740 --> 00:06:28.420 50,000 likes. 00:06:30.680 --> 00:06:31.520 00:06:31.520 --> 00:06:32.800 *explosion sound* 00:06:32.800 --> 00:06:34.600 Let's watch a video from 2012. 00:06:34.600 --> 00:06:35.240 I'm ju- 00:06:35.240 --> 00:06:36.860 A random video. Let's just see. 00:06:36.940 --> 00:06:38.700 Here we go. Here's a video. 00:06:39.180 --> 00:06:41.560 From 2012. Smack them titties. 00:06:41.820 --> 00:06:43.500 [Video Pewds] Hello? Ah! 00:06:44.060 --> 00:06:46.380 [Video Pewds] Okay. Back off! Power of Satan! 00:06:46.440 --> 00:06:49.800 [Video Pewds] Smack that! Oh, I can't smack you with the cross 00:06:50.780 --> 00:06:52.700 [Video Pewds] There we go! The dark sha - 00:06:53.060 --> 00:06:55.100 You know what, they're right. That's hilarious. 00:06:58.340 --> 00:06:59.140 [Video Pewds] Gotcha. 00:06:59.300 --> 00:07:01.380 [Video Pewds] Dog shaped gong of justice. 00:07:03.580 --> 00:07:05.500 It's just - it's just cringe. 00:07:05.500 --> 00:07:07.320 I don't get it. I don't get it. 00:07:08.540 --> 00:07:10.620 *groan* why? 00:07:10.620 --> 00:07:11.360 * sniff * 00:07:11.360 --> 00:07:19.480 You have 50 million subscribers. Each video, you have at least 3-4 million views. That's like 46 million people ignoring you every day. 00:07:20.180 --> 00:07:22.580 *laughing* 00:07:23.460 --> 00:07:24.500 You fuckin' bitch. 00:07:24.500 --> 00:07:28.960 Remove 'Pew' and 'Pie' and you'll get the future of your channel. 00:07:30.400 --> 00:07:31.140 00:07:32.400 --> 00:07:33.460 00:07:33.460 --> 00:07:37.960 I miss the old Pewds, you know. The one that wasn't driven by the sub count or the youtube awards. 00:07:37.960 --> 00:07:41.340 The simple Pewds who made me laugh hysterically. Seems like you killed him off. 00:07:41.340 --> 00:07:44.580 Here's like one of those whiny comments for no reason. 00:07:45.020 --> 00:07:48.680 Like, I genuinely don't care about subcounts anymore. 00:07:48.680 --> 00:07:50.480 Like I - I've never watched it. 00:07:50.560 --> 00:07:55.800 Like, back in 2013-14, I would watch my subcount literally every single day. 00:07:55.800 --> 00:07:58.380 Like I don't even care anymore. 00:07:58.560 --> 00:08:03.700 Like it's cool that we've hit 50 million, but I mean it when I say it's irrelevant. 00:08:03.700 --> 00:08:08.300 And it's weird to me that for some reason people pick up that it's the complete opposite. 00:08:08.660 --> 00:08:10.580 Like, this Eugene Choi guy is like - 00:08:10.580 --> 00:08:11.080 00:08:11.080 --> 00:08:15.260 You've killed this old Pewdiepie. All you care about is subs now. 00:08:15.260 --> 00:08:15.860 00:08:15.860 --> 00:08:18.820 Before you were - before you were different. 00:08:18.820 --> 00:08:21.080 But literally it's the complete opposite. 00:08:21.080 --> 00:08:24.020 I don't know - I think people just like to complain. 00:08:24.020 --> 00:08:27.920 I think people like to whine and make up their own reason why. 00:08:27.920 --> 00:08:32.120 Oh, hey, Pewdiepie. I noticed recently you've been standing up for the little guys on youtube. 00:08:32.440 --> 00:08:36.120 Pity you need RedTube to get your little guy to stand up. 00:08:36.660 --> 00:08:37.560 00:08:38.120 --> 00:08:39.260 *laughing* 00:08:40.800 --> 00:08:42.160 See, that's a roast! 00:08:42.160 --> 00:08:43.720 That's funny, at least! 00:08:43.840 --> 00:08:45.520 Thank you, Adam Norwood. 00:08:45.520 --> 00:08:47.720 This is what I expected, like funny comments. 00:08:47.720 --> 00:08:50.280 Literally all I get instead is like - eh 00:08:50.280 --> 00:08:51.580 Hey, I love your videos, man 00:08:51.900 --> 00:08:53.040 Aw. 00:08:53.300 --> 00:08:57.560 Finally, I nice comment. You know, for now, I accept it. 00:08:57.560 --> 00:09:00.560 I love all the livestreams you do. And all the charity you've done. 00:09:00.600 --> 00:09:01.720 Well, thank you. 00:09:01.720 --> 00:09:03.340 I appreciate that you enjoy. 00:09:04.000 --> 00:09:08.640 Especially love your drunk Minecraft and...five nights at Freddie. 00:09:08.700 --> 00:09:10.380 Oh, wait, that's Markip- 00:09:12.740 --> 00:09:13.620 *explosion* 00:09:13.900 --> 00:09:17.020 PewDiePie, more like, shut up, you drama queen 00:09:17.180 --> 00:09:19.580 Are you trying to imitate Leafy? 00:09:20.000 --> 00:09:22.800 Stupid cunt, I hope Idubbbz gets your ass. 00:09:22.800 --> 00:09:25.340 Mark and Jack deserve more subs than you. 00:09:26.540 --> 00:09:28.620 Edgar deserves a better owner. 00:09:28.980 --> 00:09:29.620 *laughs* 00:09:29.900 --> 00:09:32.700 Edgar, what do you say, you love me, right? 00:09:33.340 --> 00:09:35.020 [Edgar] Please adopt me. 00:09:35.020 --> 00:09:36.780 [Edgar] He abuses me. For views. 00:09:36.780 --> 00:09:43.380 YouTube hates you so much that even the Pen Pinapple Apple Pen guy had more screen time in YouTube rewind. 00:09:43.680 --> 00:09:44.680 *laughs* 00:09:47.120 --> 00:09:47.840 It's true! 00:09:49.400 --> 00:09:51.240 Ayyyyy, look at that roast! 00:09:51.660 --> 00:09:55.100 Michelle, are you crying now? 'Cause I roasted you? 00:09:56.540 --> 00:09:57.340 00:09:58.800 --> 00:10:01.040 *muttering* no one fucks with me. 00:10:01.360 --> 00:10:03.760 Yeah, who's - who's crying now, huh? 00:10:03.760 --> 00:10:06.220 That's fuckin right, who's fuckin crying now? 00:10:06.720 --> 00:10:10.340 This is how you actually look like...Got 'em! 00:10:10.340 --> 00:10:14.020 You say you don't like your old videos because you were "trying too hard to be funny" 00:10:14.020 --> 00:10:15.880 Well at least you were trying back then. 00:10:16.480 --> 00:10:18.440 Ooooohh 00:10:18.700 --> 00:10:19.200 Ah! 00:10:20.000 --> 00:10:20.500 Damn! 00:10:21.180 --> 00:10:21.680 Damn. 00:10:22.440 --> 00:10:22.940 Damn. 00:10:25.800 --> 00:10:26.600 My tears... 00:10:29.140 --> 00:10:29.640 Ugh. 00:10:29.960 --> 00:10:30.680 00:10:31.160 --> 00:10:32.080 00:10:33.020 --> 00:10:33.740 *giggles* 00:10:33.740 --> 00:10:35.060 That was good. *laughs* 00:10:35.560 --> 00:10:42.880 If someday a virus kills half of the world's population, you would make a video whining about the fact that you're losing views. 00:10:42.920 --> 00:10:44.220 *laughs* 00:10:45.300 --> 00:10:48.500 That one's good. That was probably my favorite. 00:10:48.640 --> 00:10:49.280 *laughs* 00:10:50.060 --> 00:10:57.740 No need to roast you. You've already made fun of yourself enough times that 50 million people will only watch you to feel better about themselves. 00:10:57.900 --> 00:11:00.060 *sad music* 00:11:00.400 --> 00:11:02.500 *grunting* 00:11:06.900 --> 00:11:09.700 Why did I even bother getting a new office? 00:11:10.400 --> 00:11:11.700 00:11:14.420 --> 00:11:16.740 When my channel is gone, anyway... 00:11:18.760 --> 00:11:20.100 00:11:24.080 --> 00:11:26.560 Ow, ow why does it burn? What the fuck? 00:11:27.820 --> 00:11:29.900 Thank you guys for roasting me. 00:11:30.400 --> 00:11:33.400 I think I need it to stay humble 00:11:33.400 --> 00:11:36.840 But maybe sometimes you could say something nice to me! i will, here i loov u peowds 00:11:38.000 --> 00:11:40.160 Anyway, uh, check out this video (gimme revenue plz) 00:11:40.160 --> 00:11:44.600 Uh, it's another roasting video. It's kind of like this one, but...not really. 00:11:44.600 --> 00:11:49.540 And I made it a long time ago so it's pretty much irrelevant but I think you'd still enjoy it. 00:11:50.540 --> 00:11:52.140 so have a go, have a look. if u want me to get some kool views 00:11:52.140 --> 00:11:56.040 See what you can find. Maybe click on a video even after that one. 00:11:56.040 --> 00:11:58.480 That would be cool. That would just be great. 00:11:58.700 --> 00:12:00.120 *swedish anthem 00:12:00.120 --> 00:12:02.120 *