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No- yeah, I'm wearing these glasses, unironically. 00:00:02.940 --> 00:00:04.780 I don't have my contact lenses. 00:00:04.780 --> 00:00:06.180 I'm so sorry! 00:00:06.180 --> 00:00:09.220 Let's make all the single fucking comments about it 00:00:09.220 --> 00:00:10.500 and ignore the video. 00:00:10.500 --> 00:00:11.700 Thank you very much. 00:00:11.700 --> 00:00:12.880 It has been a pleasure. 00:00:12.880 --> 00:00:13.500 I'll be going. 00:00:13.520 --> 00:00:18.540 [Harry Potter music] 00:00:18.760 --> 00:00:21.400 We are actually making the video, even though it's completely irrelevant. 00:00:21.580 --> 00:00:22.960 Yahoo Answers. 00:00:23.220 --> 00:00:27.060 [deep bass music] 00:00:27.060 --> 00:00:29.200 You can ask anything in Yahoo Answers. 00:00:29.480 --> 00:00:32.180 Some random person might answer it. 00:00:32.440 --> 00:00:35.240 Well I thought I'll find the PewDiePie questions 00:00:35.240 --> 00:00:36.100 (and...) 00:00:36.100 --> 00:00:37.140 and I'll answer it! 00:00:37.140 --> 00:00:38.220 2013. 00:00:38.500 --> 00:00:44.160 "I was just wondering, and I'm a huge fan. Like, what started him being hated?" 00:00:44.360 --> 00:00:51.540 "I don't get it really. Like, my friend at school say he's gay, stupid, and he- these offensive things 00:00:51.540 --> 00:00:54.300 that got me so angry I punched him in the face." 00:00:54.300 --> 00:00:55.320 "XD?" 00:00:57.980 --> 00:00:58.860 Jesus Christ 00:00:58.860 --> 00:01:02.620 "But if you could tell me in the least insulting way to him..." 00:01:02.900 --> 00:01:03.740 I'll tell you why. 00:01:03.800 --> 00:01:04.440 Oh boy. 00:01:04.440 --> 00:01:05.800 Where do I even begin? 00:01:05.800 --> 00:01:07.680 There are so many reasons. [laughs] 00:01:08.880 --> 00:01:09.760 Number one: 00:01:09.900 --> 00:01:13.900 I started off getting really popular way too fast. 00:01:14.280 --> 00:01:15.080 Never good. 00:01:15.240 --> 00:01:16.220 Never good. ;-; 00:01:16.220 --> 00:01:18.860 Got way too many young fans watching me from the beginning. 00:01:18.860 --> 00:01:25.940 Most of my comedy was based off screaming, yelling, yelling offensive slurs 00:01:25.940 --> 00:01:32.220 and as soon as people started hating on me, I went and acted like the biggest fucking... 00:01:32.220 --> 00:01:34.520 overly defensive idiot about it. 00:01:34.520 --> 00:01:36.580 And then it just kinda took off. [laughs] 00:01:36.820 --> 00:01:39.100 My videos are... 00:01:40.120 --> 00:01:43.660 pretty cringy, not really that funny. 00:01:44.220 --> 00:01:45.240 Uhm... 00:01:45.940 --> 00:01:47.580 Just some young kid 00:01:48.540 --> 00:01:50.680 being way more popular than he should be. 00:01:50.700 --> 00:01:53.360 (poor felix) 00:01:53.360 --> 00:01:54.700 [harry potter tries not to cry] 00:01:54.740 --> 00:02:00.040 [Simple Plan music] 00:02:00.160 --> 00:02:02.160 Let's see what the best answer is. 00:02:02.160 --> 00:02:04.700 "PewDiePie is awesome and I love him, but 00:02:04.700 --> 00:02:08.179 sometimes he doesn't think before he says stuff. They can be racist or 00:02:08.179 --> 00:02:13.160 offensive to some, also people think...." um, I think a lot before I say stuff. 00:02:14.120 --> 00:02:18.709 It's always the question is do we leave the joke in or do we edit it out? 00:02:18.709 --> 00:02:24.050 I really appreciate offensive jokes but a lot of people don't and uh it's just how 00:02:24.050 --> 00:02:25.160 you do it. 00:02:25.160 --> 00:02:31.670 Sometimes you can pull it off, sometimes you can't and uh people um people are way 00:02:31.670 --> 00:02:32.690 too sensitive. [laughs] 00:02:33.280 --> 00:02:35.920 "Also, people think his screaming is annoying, 00:02:36.380 --> 00:02:38.920 in fact that he fails to be funny." 00:02:39.060 --> 00:02:40.940 *realizing its true* 00:02:42.220 --> 00:02:45.700 Yeah. [laughs] Who is better PewDiePie or TobyGames. 00:02:46.160 --> 00:02:47.600 Oh yea, back in the day people 00:02:47.659 --> 00:02:52.939 would compare me to Toby Turner a lot, because we both played happy wheels, but 00:02:52.939 --> 00:02:54.540 I've always clearly been better (at relationships) 00:02:55.040 --> 00:02:57.660 That's right, Toby. [kissy face] 00:02:58.740 --> 00:02:59.420 "Do you watch PewDiePie?" 00:02:59.860 --> 00:03:05.559 "Yes brofist." - "Hell no pewdiepie is a huge massive ARSE hole 00:03:05.569 --> 00:03:10.310 all he cares about is subscribers!" Fucking hell do people really have time 00:03:10.310 --> 00:03:10.950 to write this shit? 00:03:11.420 --> 00:03:14.600 "PewDiePie's channel has just SUB4SUB4SUB4SUB." 00:03:14.920 --> 00:03:15.600 [laughs] 00:03:15.600 --> 00:03:18.530 *high pitched voice* "He only cares about subscribers." 00:03:18.530 --> 00:03:20.330 Stupid kids, kids are so dumb. 00:03:20.580 --> 00:03:22.420 "Who is the worst YouTuber on YouTube?" 00:03:22.940 --> 00:03:24.140 "Best answer - PewDiePie." 00:03:24.680 --> 00:03:29.620 [Simple Plan music] 00:03:29.630 --> 00:03:33.330 Oh man, come on internet when are, when are you going to cut me some slack? 00:03:33.880 --> 00:03:38.590 What did, what did I do to you come on man come on come on. Who is this person? 00:03:39.260 --> 00:03:47.510 Come on Dex, come on Dex. "Likes to help accounting problems," or "What's a good mang-." 00:03:47.510 --> 00:03:50.270 Alright, let's, let's judge you here, alright let's see here. 00:03:50.270 --> 00:03:54.560 "What are some good anime / manga ?" Alright, let's see what you recommended. 00:03:54.560 --> 00:04:00.560 Oh so you recommend "Sword Art Online, Code Guess." All- mainstream anime alert! 00:04:01.000 --> 00:04:04.440 Mainstream anime nerd alert! Alright this has been fun! 00:04:04.460 --> 00:04:07.850 Wow this is going great guys. This is going really good. 00:04:07.850 --> 00:04:10.880 I really feel confident about this, this video 00:04:10.880 --> 00:04:14.900 "PewDiePie VS Markiplier - Who do you think is better?" - "I think PewDiePie is better, because 00:04:14.900 --> 00:04:17.900 he's more funnier than markiplier, but markiplier is awesome too." 00:04:17.920 --> 00:04:22.120 [Music playing] 00:04:22.120 --> 00:04:22.860 That's right, Mark. 00:04:23.820 --> 00:04:25.100 What are you gonna to do? What are you gonna cry? *next roast video* 00:04:26.240 --> 00:04:27.380 [Roast video] 00:04:27.380 --> 00:04:27.940 [laughs] Oh my God. 00:04:29.500 --> 00:04:31.420 [laughter continues] 00:04:31.960 --> 00:04:33.560 [Dramatic music in background] 00:04:33.720 --> 00:04:38.940 [Dramatic music continues] 00:04:39.040 --> 00:04:41.100 [Dramatic music intensifies] 00:04:41.420 --> 00:04:43.280 "PewDiePie is in the top most handsome men." 00:04:44.500 --> 00:04:46.660 "Really there must be something wrong with it." 00:04:46.900 --> 00:04:52.340 [More dramatic music] 00:04:52.700 --> 00:04:58.320 Ohhh! Hey Norman Reedus you got fucked by poodiepie bitch oh! 00:04:58.580 --> 00:04:59.160 OHHH! 00:05:00.240 --> 00:05:02.080 Who's the most handsome? 00:05:02.080 --> 00:05:03.300 "Where does PewDiePie live?" 00:05:05.340 --> 00:05:09.180 They actually fucking added my old address in Italy 00:05:09.480 --> 00:05:10.880 [claps] 00:05:11.160 --> 00:05:14.320 Nice! Nice invasion of privacy. 00:05:14.330 --> 00:05:18.319 Yeah I'm sure you'd like that to happen to you huh. That'd be fucking great. 00:05:18.319 --> 00:05:20.810 "Why is PewDiePie the number one YouTuber when he just posts himself 00:05:20.810 --> 00:05:21.810 playing games?" 00:05:22.580 --> 00:05:24.040 Because that's what you think. 00:05:24.400 --> 00:05:30.380 People will take something - they'll make it into the smallest thing and then be like "WHY, I don't understand." 00:05:30.650 --> 00:05:34.460 Maybe if you looked a little deeper than that if you think I just post videos of 00:05:34.460 --> 00:05:35.560 myself playing games, 00:05:36.169 --> 00:05:37.609 then you're a fucking idiot. 00:05:38.200 --> 00:05:39.199 But don't worry about it. 00:05:39.199 --> 00:05:41.119 Still love ya, please subscribe. 00:05:41.420 --> 00:05:44.940 Alright, this has been Yahoo Answers PewDiePie edition. 00:05:45.060 --> 00:05:46.760 Thank you so much for watching, if you learned 00:05:46.819 --> 00:05:50.539 something new leave a like you can leave a like anyway, because that way I get 00:05:50.539 --> 00:05:54.380 more likes. Subscribe if you're not a bro already and I will see you tomorrow with 00:05:54.380 --> 00:05:57.409 the new video as every fucking single day 00:05:57.409 --> 00:05:59.569 how about that. ...alright. 00:05:59.569 --> 00:06:03.889 Thank you bros so much for watching, and as always stay awesome bros.