WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.340 [Ear-exploding Windows XP sound] 00:00:05.700 --> 00:00:10.120 Why is Pewdiepie the dumbest Youtuber? 00:00:10.760 --> 00:00:15.400 Why is Pewdiepie the dumBEST youtuber? 00:00:15.660 --> 00:00:17.740 WHY IS HE THE DUMBEST YOUTUBER? 00:00:18.160 --> 00:00:18.660 WHY? 00:00:19.440 --> 00:00:20.640 I demand an answer! 00:00:20.640 --> 00:00:22.000 Oh wait, there is a video. 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:23.200 There, it's right there... 00:00:23.200 --> 00:00:25.980 Speaking the truth, one video at a time. 00:00:26.200 --> 00:00:27.660 Hey how's it going bros my name is- 00:00:27.660 --> 00:00:28.160 [choking noise] 00:00:28.160 --> 00:00:31.780 Wait, you can't just sample one of my videos as your fucking intro 00:00:32.000 --> 00:00:33.300 Thank you very much 00:00:33.300 --> 00:00:36.160 What if I did that to one of your other videos? 00:00:36.180 --> 00:00:38.180 [Pewds] Oh Jesus Christ! [Sorsha talking almost inaudibly about yoga pants] 00:00:39.400 --> 00:00:41.920 Someone is trying hard... [laughs] Fucking hell. 00:00:42.460 --> 00:00:43.300 [Sorsha] ...Wanna be a slut. 00:00:43.300 --> 00:00:44.820 [Sorsha] Like yoga pants are so slutty. 00:00:45.080 --> 00:00:48.360 So slutty. [Repeated four times.] 00:00:48.360 --> 00:00:50.360 [Slowed down audio] To wear pants that actually fit. 00:00:50.360 --> 00:00:51.480 [Strange distorted audio of Sorsha] 00:00:51.480 --> 00:00:54.500 Kay, this person is insane lets see what she has to say. 00:00:54.500 --> 00:00:57.100 [High pitched song] 00:00:57.100 --> 00:01:02.500 Pewdiepie is the most subscribed to youtube channel with 37 milion subscribers. [high pitched sound effect] ((ALIEN!)) 00:01:02.500 --> 00:01:08.020 Forty- Forty six but this was made in 2015, I'll give you a pass. 00:01:08.260 --> 00:01:11.700 What is he doing with those 37 milion subscribers? 00:01:11.700 --> 00:01:17.680 What is he doing with those 37 million subscribers? [High pitched sound effect] 00:01:17.680 --> 00:01:19.760 What is she looking at when she says that? 00:01:20.260 --> 00:01:22.100 What is he doing with those- 00:01:22.100 --> 00:01:22.740 [Solid Snake sound effect] 00:01:22.740 --> 00:01:29.000 [Metal Gear Solid game music] 00:01:29.000 --> 00:01:31.760 Camera is right here you gotta -wh -wad at are you looking? Don't- 00:01:31.900 --> 00:01:32.400 ...So slutty ! 00:01:34.600 --> 00:01:35.640 Is this a video? 00:01:37.000 --> 00:01:37.500 This is a video! 00:01:39.140 --> 00:01:39.980 What the fuck... 00:01:41.340 --> 00:01:43.140 She... Oh my god... 00:01:44.240 --> 00:01:46.420 Oh my gooood. 00:01:46.420 --> 00:01:48.200 This is done recently! 00:01:48.200 --> 00:01:51.060 Someone discovered the watchtime thing. 00:01:52.000 --> 00:01:53.160 Oh my gawd... 00:01:54.860 --> 00:01:56.740 Oh this makes everything so much better 00:01:56.740 --> 00:01:58.020 I should done more research. 00:01:58.020 --> 00:01:59.320 Th- the video ends... 00:01:59.320 --> 00:02:03.500 [Outro Music] 00:02:03.500 --> 00:02:05.500 The video ends at 7:41 00:02:05.500 --> 00:02:07.980 But she wanted to get it more than 10 minutes 00:02:07.980 --> 00:02:10.440 So that she can add an extra adver- ad in there 00:02:10.440 --> 00:02:12.440 So she just added the thumbnail... 00:02:12.600 --> 00:02:13.300 BRILLIANT. 00:02:13.300 --> 00:02:14.840 I'm not even talking about the vide- 00:02:14.840 --> 00:02:16.380 I need to watch the video, I'm sorry 00:02:16.380 --> 00:02:18.380 What in the fuck is he doing?! 00:02:18.380 --> 00:02:19.400 [Pewds] What am I doing.. [Sorsha] Don't get me wrong- 00:02:19.400 --> 00:02:22.900 [Sorsha] I love the fact that Pewdiepie can make a living off playing video games 00:02:22.900 --> 00:02:24.400 You just answered your own question. 00:02:24.400 --> 00:02:25.400 YA DUMB BI- 00:02:27.180 --> 00:02:30.440 As great as it is to have an income from playing video games 00:02:30.440 --> 00:02:33.040 And to have the most subscribed channel on Youtube. 00:02:33.600 --> 00:02:34.660 What good is it for? 00:02:34.660 --> 00:02:36.020 WHAT GOOD IS IT FOR? 00:02:36.020 --> 00:02:36.700 What? 00:02:36.720 --> 00:02:40.680 Why not influence people to stop exploiting, torturing, raping and slaughtering 00:02:40.680 --> 00:02:42.380 innocent beings for food? 00:02:42.380 --> 00:02:43.400 Wait, raping? 00:02:43.400 --> 00:02:43.900 Raping- 00:02:43.900 --> 00:02:44.900 Wait, wait... Raping? 00:02:44.900 --> 00:02:45.400 Raping- 00:02:45.400 --> 00:02:46.200 Did she say raping? 00:02:46.200 --> 00:02:46.700 Raping- 00:02:46.700 --> 00:02:47.540 For food??? 00:02:47.540 --> 00:02:48.040 Raping- 00:02:48.040 --> 00:02:49.180 Raping animals for food? 00:02:49.180 --> 00:02:51.200 Raping and slaughtering innocent beings 00:02:51.240 --> 00:02:51.740 [Wub] 00:02:51.740 --> 00:02:52.420 What the f- 00:02:53.180 --> 00:02:54.620 If Pewdiepie were to go vegan 00:02:54.620 --> 00:02:56.360 He'd have a meaningful message 00:02:56.360 --> 00:02:59.400 If I went vegan... I would have a meaningful message. 00:02:59.500 --> 00:03:02.060 Are all vegans part of some cult or something? 00:03:02.060 --> 00:03:03.260 Like what's happening? 00:03:03.260 --> 00:03:05.260 Wh- What about all the charity that I do? 00:03:05.260 --> 00:03:08.720 We raised over a million dollars towards many different charities. 00:03:08.720 --> 00:03:10.980 Is that not a meaningful message enough? 00:03:11.040 --> 00:03:12.980 Or does animals only matter? 00:03:12.980 --> 00:03:14.140 Just confused... 00:03:14.140 --> 00:03:16.200 An addition of few million subscribers 00:03:16.240 --> 00:03:17.520 DOESN'T mean shit. 00:03:17.520 --> 00:03:20.840 If you're not a vegan, whatever the fuck you've accomplished 00:03:20.840 --> 00:03:23.740 It don't matter, for shit. 00:03:23.740 --> 00:03:26.460 This is like why no one will take vegans seriously 00:03:26.460 --> 00:03:30.360 'Cause one batshit crazy person comes out and says stuff like this 00:03:30.360 --> 00:03:33.120 And everyone else just get discredited 00:03:33.140 --> 00:03:36.540 If you don't have a core message that is making a positive impact on the planet 00:03:36.540 --> 00:03:38.540 What the fuck are you doing? 00:03:38.540 --> 00:03:39.500 Yeah, what the fuck am I doing? 00:03:39.500 --> 00:03:41.180 What the fuck are you doing? 00:03:41.180 --> 00:03:43.180 Goddamnit, what the fuck am I doing raising money 00:03:43.220 --> 00:03:45.180 Millions of dollars for charity 00:03:45.180 --> 00:03:47.180 WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING? 00:03:47.560 --> 00:03:49.180 What the fuck are you doing? 00:03:49.180 --> 00:03:51.180 I'M NOT A VEGAN!!! [bang] 00:03:52.080 --> 00:03:54.640 GODDAMNIT, I'M NOT A VEGAN. 00:03:55.000 --> 00:03:58.440 If you don't have a core message that is making a positive message on the planet 00:03:58.440 --> 00:03:59.600 [Repeated, distorted track of her voice] 00:03:59.600 --> 00:04:01.340 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? 00:04:01.700 --> 00:04:03.700 Entertaining millions of people 00:04:04.140 --> 00:04:04.900 For years. 00:04:04.900 --> 00:04:07.200 Seriously, what the fuck are you doing? 00:04:07.200 --> 00:04:09.060 [Imitating her] Seriously... 00:04:09.060 --> 00:04:11.060 Wh- What the fuck are you doing? 00:04:11.140 --> 00:04:12.060 Seriously- 00:04:12.060 --> 00:04:14.600 Se- serio- seriously 00:04:14.600 --> 00:04:15.420 Seriously. 00:04:15.420 --> 00:04:17.700 What the f- What the fuuuck are you doing? 00:04:17.700 --> 00:04:19.280 What the fuck are you doing? 00:04:19.280 --> 00:04:21.660 Why aren't you vegan like me man? 00:04:21.660 --> 00:04:24.180 Seriously, what the fuck are you doing? 00:04:24.180 --> 00:04:26.020 Why aren't you vegan like I am? 00:04:26.020 --> 00:04:26.820 Seriously- 00:04:26.820 --> 00:04:27.760 I am a vegan. 00:04:27.760 --> 00:04:28.600 Seriously. 00:04:28.600 --> 00:04:30.600 Alright? I am at least... 00:04:31.140 --> 00:04:34.560 ...20% percent better than you fucking piece of shi- 00:04:34.560 --> 00:04:37.400 How can you eat meat, you fucking dirty- 00:04:37.480 --> 00:04:38.340 ['So slutty' and 'Seriously' layered over eachother. Much Cringe.] 00:04:38.340 --> 00:04:42.320 Even cow's milk, I fucking spit that shit in your fuc- (Wait what?) 00:04:42.320 --> 00:04:44.620 How can you not be a vegan man... 00:04:44.620 --> 00:04:46.160 What the fuck are you doing? 00:04:46.160 --> 00:04:49.340 How can you not see how blind you are? 00:04:49.340 --> 00:04:52.380 How can you not fucking understand? (its Vegan Bro) 00:04:52.380 --> 00:04:55.880 What a piece of fucking low life, piece of shit you are? 00:04:55.880 --> 00:04:57.880 Seriously, what the fuck are you doing? 00:04:57.880 --> 00:04:59.880 [Dark piano music] I don't have a core message... 00:04:59.880 --> 00:05:01.220 [Sorsha distantly] If you don't have a core message... 00:05:01.260 --> 00:05:04.040 ...Raping and slaughtering innocent beings for food. 00:05:04.040 --> 00:05:06.160 [Unintelligible Sorsha noises] 00:05:06.160 --> 00:05:09.020 I don't know my core message but I'm pretty sure what hers is 00:05:09.620 --> 00:05:10.300 Being a c- 00:05:10.300 --> 00:05:12.080 [Metal Gear Solid music plays as Pewdiepie laughs] 00:05:12.080 --> 00:05:15.620 For my core message, I need to show as much of my skin as possible... 00:05:15.620 --> 00:05:17.400 And wear yoga pants. 00:05:17.400 --> 00:05:18.020 So slutty- 00:05:18.020 --> 00:05:19.240 Seriously, what the fuck are you doing? 00:05:19.240 --> 00:05:22.000 Go get a core message and go make a positive impact on the planet. 00:05:22.000 --> 00:05:23.980 She's insane... She's insane. 00:05:24.740 --> 00:05:26.980 I'm scared, she will murder me. 00:05:26.980 --> 00:05:30.560 Go do it, carb the fuck up, harden the fuck up and get a core message. 00:05:30.560 --> 00:05:31.300 What?! 00:05:31.300 --> 00:05:33.100 That's making a positive impact on the planet 00:05:33.100 --> 00:05:34.100 Go do it right- 00:05:34.100 --> 00:05:34.960 [Slowed down] Now. 00:05:34.960 --> 00:05:36.600 [Muffled laughter] 00:05:36.600 --> 00:05:39.640 Go, go! Stop watching this video and go and do it. Go do it. 00:05:39.640 --> 00:05:42.120 Go find a core message that is making a positive impact on the planet. 00:05:42.120 --> 00:05:43.100 Go do it 00:05:43.100 --> 00:05:44.400 Nooooooow. (Sorsha is trying too hard.) 00:05:44.400 --> 00:05:46.820 Go now, you should be gone, why aren't you gone right now. [High pitched slowed noise] 00:05:46.820 --> 00:05:49.520 Go do something positive for the planet. 00:05:49.520 --> 00:05:50.620 Like- Go vegan maybe? 00:05:50.620 --> 00:05:54.040 I don't know, it's not like going vegan is positive or anything like that 00:05:54.040 --> 00:05:56.800 [Audio of Sorsha and high pitched noises] 00:05:56.800 --> 00:05:59.300 No. Go vegan and save the planet. 00:05:59.300 --> 00:06:01.300 [Clapping] 00:06:02.800 --> 00:06:03.300 ♪ Go vegan ♪ 00:06:06.000 --> 00:06:07.000 ♪ Be nice to animals ♪ 00:06:09.060 --> 00:06:10.080 ♪ Treat people like shit. ♪ 00:06:12.200 --> 00:06:14.760 ♪ I'm twe- I'm twe, I'm twenty percent better than you. ♪ (you had one job of not fucking up Pewds. 00:06:16.700 --> 00:06:19.880 [Overdramatic music] My name is Sorsha, and uh, hehe. 00:06:21.040 --> 00:06:24.040 I have nothing to... 00:06:26.040 --> 00:06:27.640 Define me as a human being 00:06:28.260 --> 00:06:30.640 I have no actual personality, hehe. (gg) 00:06:31.440 --> 00:06:35.620 Or anything that makes me stand out from the crowd 00:06:35.620 --> 00:06:40.860 And I can't stand that fact about myself 00:06:40.860 --> 00:06:44.600 So I've decided to label myself as 00:06:44.600 --> 00:06:48.200 something in an attempt to make me feel more valued 00:06:48.740 --> 00:06:52.560 And to make me feel superior over other people... 00:06:53.160 --> 00:06:58.320 I am telling them what a piece of fucking shit they are for not being 00:06:58.800 --> 00:07:00.800 Up here with me. 00:07:00.800 --> 00:07:03.660 The superior being who has... 00:07:03.860 --> 00:07:06.720 [laughs] levitated towards a higher being. 00:07:07.320 --> 00:07:09.080 And, I... 00:07:09.080 --> 00:07:11.080 Fucking hate the world- 00:07:11.320 --> 00:07:12.560 CARB THE FUCK UP. 00:07:12.560 --> 00:07:13.680 Oh my god. 00:07:13.680 --> 00:07:15.020 Do it now. 00:07:15.020 --> 00:07:17.720 [Sorsha's outro] 00:07:18.340 --> 00:07:21.540 I love how she discovered the 10 minute mark thing... 00:07:21.540 --> 00:07:23.780 This is- this is making me so happy 00:07:24.020 --> 00:07:26.020 This is what you did, YouTube. 00:07:26.520 --> 00:07:30.360 This is the kind of shit that happens when people understand how the algorithm work. 00:07:30.720 --> 00:07:33.100 I like how she tells me to find my own core message 00:07:33.100 --> 00:07:37.240 But really, she is just telling me that I am not a vegan and I am piece of shit 00:07:38.820 --> 00:07:42.000 Thank you very much for helping me find my core message 00:07:42.640 --> 00:07:45.940 I will now go on and tell Michael who's in the other room. 00:07:45.940 --> 00:07:47.940 What a piece of shit he is. 00:07:47.940 --> 00:07:49.940 For not finding HIS core message 00:07:49.940 --> 00:07:52.700 And I really appreciate that my 47 million subscribers 00:07:53.240 --> 00:07:56.700 Do y- do- First you turn vegan and then find the person next to you 00:07:56.700 --> 00:08:00.340 And you tell him that "You're a piece a shit, who hasn't found their core message" 00:08:00.340 --> 00:08:02.340 Despite any kind of accomplishment 00:08:02.340 --> 00:08:04.340 Or- Or abilities that they may have. 00:08:04.340 --> 00:08:06.340 If they haven't found their core message, 00:08:06.340 --> 00:08:09.040 Tell them that they need to fucking die. 00:08:09.520 --> 00:08:14.420 Tell them that they need to find it or otherwise, they're a fucking piece of shit. 00:08:14.420 --> 00:08:16.420 And you are 10x better than them. 00:08:16.420 --> 00:08:19.960 Alright also, let's sample her yoga pants, one more time. 00:08:20.000 --> 00:08:22.000 Because she did that shit to me. 00:08:22.000 --> 00:08:22.500 So slutty. 00:08:22.500 --> 00:08:24.500 Thank you very much! This has been a pleasure. 00:08:24.500 --> 00:08:25.780 Leave a like if you have enjoyed 00:08:25.780 --> 00:08:30.020 Ah, I'll do the brofist, I'll go out, we'll add the thumbnail, that's how we do this. 00:08:30.020 --> 00:08:31.360 Thank you bros for watching 00:08:31.360 --> 00:08:33.360 And as always, stay awesome bros. 00:08:34.860 --> 00:08:38.300 oh hey guys here we go again :D 00:08:38.640 --> 00:08:39.640 WTF are you doing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:08:39.840 --> 00:08:41.600 I like his face 00:08:42.600 --> 00:08:43.840 its fabbbuulous ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ 00:08:44.860 --> 00:08:47.360 I know what you guys are staring at (¬‿¬) 00:08:47.940 --> 00:08:49.560 the bewbs !!!---> 00:08:50.260 --> 00:08:50.760 LOlz 00:08:51.580 --> 00:08:52.080 Very Shiny XD 00:08:52.220 --> 00:08:52.740 WTF are you doing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:08:52.920 --> 00:08:54.400 lolz im fuuuunyy 00:08:55.400 --> 00:08:56.480 #dixout4poods 00:08:56.480 --> 00:08:57.400 #dixout4harambe 00:08:57.400 --> 00:08:57.920 Knock knock? 00:08:57.920 --> 00:08:58.700 Who's there? 00:08:59.280 --> 00:09:00.000 Robo 00:09:00.760 --> 00:09:02.140 Rob Who? 00:09:02.140 --> 00:09:02.760 Harambe 00:09:02.760 --> 00:09:03.420 ROBO-BEACH 00:09:03.420 --> 00:09:05.000 FIND YOUR CORe MESSSAGE 00:09:05.440 --> 00:09:05.940 b- 00:09:05.940 --> 00:09:06.440 bb- 00:09:06.440 --> 00:09:06.940 BIATCH 00:09:07.460 --> 00:09:08.180 lolz JK 00:09:08.560 --> 00:09:10.560 no but seriously if your'e not vegan, ur a piece sh*t 00:09:11.060 --> 00:09:11.560 JK 00:09:12.140 --> 00:09:14.140 NOticE ME SeNpaI 00:09:14.800 --> 00:09:15.620 DAnk Memes ヾ(｀ε´)ノ 00:09:15.620 --> 00:09:16.360 soooooooo how is everybody today 00:09:16.360 --> 00:09:18.880 when yo ma told u to wash the dishes and u didn't and now she is goig to 00:09:18.880 --> 00:09:19.720 whip ur A$$ 00:09:20.460 --> 00:09:21.480 *takes out yoga pants* 00:09:21.760 --> 00:09:22.440 Soooo Sluttyy 00:09:23.080 --> 00:09:25.080 so you guys can tell Im cray-cray 00:09:25.360 --> 00:09:25.940 yepp 00:09:26.280 --> 00:09:28.280 Its almost over and your STILL WatChing!? 00:09:29.380 --> 00:09:29.880 lolz 00:09:31.360 --> 00:09:32.080 I can see you have 00:09:32.080 --> 00:09:32.760 NO life AS well 00:09:33.900 --> 00:09:34.460 VOTE TRUMP 00:09:35.360 --> 00:09:36.300 Same fam 00:09:36.800 --> 00:09:37.300 same 00:09:39.020 --> 00:09:40.300 Pokemon go is lit 00:09:40.360 --> 00:09:41.560 mai friend catch a pikachu 00:09:41.680 --> 00:09:43.240 lucky him (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻ 00:09:43.900 --> 00:09:44.460 *sniff* 00:09:45.420 --> 00:09:46.440 I wanna be the very best 00:09:47.320 --> 00:09:47.880 that no one eva Wasss 00:09:48.300 --> 00:09:48.800 (josh) dun 00:09:48.800 --> 00:09:49.300 duun 00:09:49.300 --> 00:09:49.800 DUn 00:09:50.360 --> 00:09:51.360 2 catch dem is mai reel test 00:09:52.460 --> 00:09:54.460 2 train dem i meh cauzz 00:09:55.800 --> 00:09:57.080 phan is real 00:09:58.040 --> 00:09:59.660 dont kill me since Im not vegan 00:09:59.660 --> 00:10:00.780 Poodiepie is da most subscribed channel- 00:10:00.780 --> 00:10:01.280 Final countdown! 00:10:02.080 --> 00:10:02.580 3 00:10:02.980 --> 00:10:03.480 2 00:10:03.800 --> 00:10:04.700 1 kay bye BROS LOVE YA