Excuseer me, je ziet er een beetje hongerig uit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Heb je interesse.... in een s n a c c
Heb je de nieuwe 𝖘 𝖆 𝖓 𝖉 𝖕 𝖔 𝖈 k 𝖊 𝖙 𝖘 geprobeerd, ze zijn heerlijk!
Probeer ze mhm
Nee? Niet jouw smaakje?
Heb je de nieuwe VHS 𝖘 𝖙 𝖆 𝖙 𝖎 𝖘 𝖈 𝖍 smaak al geprobeerd?
Oh SeRiEuS, je bent een snob??!?!?!?
Well, how about a hot pocket package pocket (tongue twister right there)
Now that's (idk what he is saying)
OHNO?
Well how about a HOT POCKETS NAILS (nailed it) (no I dont have friends)
That's for my haters (slow down satan)
It's still crispy and buttery (like yo ass( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
NnoOooOOo?
Well how about hot pocket caviar with qual eggs and brie?
*fine kiss right there*
I see
I can tell that you are a person of a
FINER taste
Cause
OHBOII
That looks
DE-LLIC-IOUUUUSS
Okay, now i-i-if you dont want any of these flavours
I dont know what to tell you ok
You just gonna have to just decide on something PLEASE
Bees and used medical needles
Okay we're running out of flavours here
PLEASE
aLLRIGHT I think I know what you want
I can tell by looking you in the eyes (an empty void)
What you want is hot pockets dryer lint (what)
Listen up (x2)
You dont know if you dont like it
unless you TRIED it
Give it a go!
It's nice and steamy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It's nice and soft ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It makes your mouth feel like dust (how is that nice and steamy and soft)
ENJOY
You want gluten free, you want dairy free
You want egg free, you want meat free
You want FOOD free
And you want WATER free
And you want air free
Please enjoy (u cant tell me what to do)
How about the blank png - cutest giggle ever -
Please accept the blank pngncaodhjkaletinvz
Feck (like that dude from detroid: become human LOL)
Excuse me for getting enngry
Youre a *whaman of culture
A man of
the finer
finer
FINER
taste
I know just the thing
ANIME THIGHS (how did you know)
That's right everybody
Anime thighs
HhHmmmMMmm HMM
Doesn't get anymore DELISHH than some anime thighs
Just so nice, who lo- who doen't love a thigh?
Especially if it's from an anime picture
EMOTIONLESS VOID
Because that's what you are (true)
If you won't have my pod pockets
I dont know what to tell ya
Maybe you want the africa flavour edition:
NOTHING
HOW ABOUT THE CANCER CELL HOT POCKETS
how much can I keep going with this (realises this meme will die withing a few days)
LITERALLY
THERE'S JUST AN EFFING (family friendly) DOG IN THERE
*barks like a dog*
IM DONE
I HADENOUGH
There's only so much a man can endure
*clapclap*
The hot pockets meme
This is an older meme
Which is why there is so many iriterations (poods?)
But they really just never end
It's one of those memes that just keep on floating
UNTIL I GOT MY HANDS ON IT
*KSI vs Logan*
*clap*
It get's a 6
I quite like it
*mouthfart*
I never actually had a hot pocket, are they - are they good?
Which flavour would you pick? Leave a comment down below
*CLAP CLAP KILL THE MEMES*
Next meme
This meme guys is blowing up
*dab on them haters*
Prepare for blowing up meme montage
This is going to be GREAT.
''Do you have a better idea?''
''Yes. I do.''
*despacito 2*
Still better than logan paul
If anyone has a question
'Hey do you have a better idea what we can do?'
Just hit them with this
Hit them with the
MINE
CRAFT
Ci
TO
*despacito 2 again*
*senpai singing along*
oOOHOOHhHhhHh
AAaaaAaHAaahHhhhhHh
*poods singing along again*
*Alexa, THIS is epic*
afjkdalhuilnaejklcuidiosoimnotthespan (idk what he sings im sorry)
(this song is LIT)
(I dont even think he tries anymore)
(realises he will never sing better than this legend)
(Points to alexa)
Was she playing this whole time?
ALEXA
Shut the *fortnite sound* up
Jesus christ
no one asked
LITERALY NO ONE ASKED alexa
no one
Where was I?
*clapclap*
''Do you have a better idea?''
''No''
*poods jamming*
Sometimes you just never have a better idea (like your content)
*clapclapclap*
''Do you have a better idea?''
''Yes. I do.''
OPPA GANGNAMSTYLEBABY
*babychuckle*
*heroic music* You're in the trenches
It's WW1
The germans are coming
What are you - Alexa?
PLAY OPPA GANGNAMSTYLE
*alexa answers* idk what she says but prepare for earrape
*agony scream*
(told you)
''Do you have a better idea?''
''Yes. I do.''
*hella lit fornite song*
How do they do the dance?
(repeat of the meme and poods trying to do the dance)
*CLAP*
What is happening help me
Supposed to review the memes
''Do you have a better idea? - Yes, I do.''
(prepare headphone-users)
*Ali-A earrape*
Ohhhmygod the Ali-A meme
SsshsshHHh
never SEEEN THAT ONE
''Do you have a better idea? - Yes, I do.''
DEJAVU
I have been in this space before
ugh
idk this meme is really not working that great
*clapclap*
this meme gets a 5/7 (idk what he says tho)
''Yes. I do.''
(another earrape coming up)
no NO
no
NO
NO NOOOOO
bURP
AAAAHHHHHH
*clap*
Zero. Alexa, play zero.
*alexa saying stuff idk*
*poods mating call*
Alexa, what would you rate this meme?
Alexa: sorry, I'm not sure
Alexa, are you actually *mating call to alexa*
*clapclap*
Alexa
How old is Amy Schumer?
Alexa: Amy Schumer is way too old
okallright
Alexa: have I answered your question?
*poods triggered* shh
Just shut the fortnite up for a second
ALEXA
What is the average life span...
OF A BLUE WHALE? (oh no he didnt)
(a blue whale can be 80-110 years old #themoreyouknow)
*clapclap*
no
NO
NOOOOOOOO
Alexa this is so sad
can we play despacito nr 5, volume to the MAX
(he's lost it)
ALEXA
??
ALEXAAAA
ALEXAAAAAAAAA
quiet please
How old is the rock?
46 years
How long does rocks live?
NO
NOT THE DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSEN
Who am I going to watch
fight a giant creature, climb a giant tower
or just does something i dont really care about
DAMNIT
This is SO sad
Alexa, can we onions? PLEASE
Alexa: Hmm, I don't kno-
I DIDNT ASK (u did)
How long does ice cream last?
No, 2-3 months?
Oh noOO
Why do people have to die?
ALEXA
How old is Lil Pump?
Alexa: Lil Pump is 17 years old
Alexa: He was born on the 17th of Augu-
Alexa shutupshutupshutup
What is the life expectancy of pumps?
18 years (so the planet CAN be saved)
Meh- MAAAhh person everybody
*clapping* can we get a thousand likes on this video?
cause he is about to get smashed
and I bet you he is not even going to heaven
How old is eminem? - 45 years
How long do m&ms live- Nooo
*chuckle*
Do they actually live for- no they dont, that's fake
How old is pittbull - Oh nooooo
Pitbulls live only 37 years
This
isSO
SAD
Wait he's only 37? I thought he was like 57
How long does barry bee benson live?
Only one more day apparently
How old is the 'how old is' mehehehehe
3 days!
How long do memes live in 2018 ?
2-5 days (very accurate)
Well
Bonuspoint for this meme for being extra woke (thought he was gonna say bonusmeme)
Cause thats-ehh that's pretty true
You dont see a lot of memes lasting more than a week these days (you kill them)
Some just sorta come and go idk
Dude that rhymed! (shakespeare is shook)
How old is the girl reading this?
Around 20 years
How long does marzia live
How old is the person watching this video?
9 years (hehehe)
How old does epic people
that smash like on the video live?
FoOreVeR?
tHat'S AmaZiNG
Dude I feel great about this
I have a good feeling about this relationship
How old is Tom Cruise?
*chuckles* average length of a cruise
*inhale*
The average length of cruises
is nearly 7 days
HhhMmM
This makes 0 sense
What the heck?
If a meme is going to be funny
At least. Make it. Funny. (make your own memes then)
*claps* how old is senpai
28 years
How long do pies live?
Ah NOOOO
Ah damnit
Ah alexa
this
isso
sad.
For real, can we play...
an actual sad song?
That makes everyone just feel like
HA
You know what?
This was a bit of a trash meme episode
BUt at least I can embrace this melancholic feeling (that is my life)
*le epic music starting*
THANK YOU GUYS
FOR WATCHING (what else will we do)
ANOTHER EPISODE OF MEME REVIEW
I'M YOUR HOST FELIX KJELLBERG
AND I'LL SEE YOU GUYS
NEXT TIME
idk hoping for bonusmeme
no
yeah
it's gonna be ASS
So hello there
Making subtitles makes you realise that felix says some pretty weird stuff
hope you all have a very nice day
k bye