WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:03.280 --> 00:00:03.780 *awkward silence* 00:00:04.280 --> 00:00:05.940 Just casually browsing YouTube 00:00:06.880 --> 00:00:10.480 Nothing surprises me anymore, there is nothing new, nothing interesting... 00:00:11.280 --> 00:00:13.120 wait a minute...videos for kids 00:00:13.700 --> 00:00:15.880 5 little pewdiepie jumping on the bed 00:00:16.080 --> 00:00:17.660 *extravagant but slightly enriching music plays* 00:00:18.440 --> 00:00:20.520 no....NO *music intensifies* 00:00:21.680 --> 00:00:22.540 GOD NO GOD NO! 00:00:22.740 --> 00:00:23.540 *Music from your childhood nightmares* 00:00:23.780 --> 00:00:25.480 *Pewds being tortured in the distance due to intense music* 00:00:25.480 --> 00:00:27.360 *Distorted horrors* 00:00:27.360 --> 00:00:27.860 STOP 00:00:28.520 --> 00:00:31.120 To re- to react- to review this channel, I need help 00:00:31.340 --> 00:00:33.420 I need a meme expert. Who do I call? 00:00:34.020 --> 00:00:37.260 Calling Ethan *Calling Ethan Bradberry* 00:00:37.420 --> 00:00:39.640 Ethan from H3H3 *Calling Ethan from H3H3* 00:00:39.800 --> 00:00:51.260 *Superman theme music* 00:00:51.900 --> 00:00:53.720 Yeah, dude. Waddup, man? Yeah. 00:00:54.020 --> 00:00:55.600 Someone summon me? What's going on here? 00:00:55.940 --> 00:00:57.100 I found this channel (Nice hat Pewds, you look fab) 00:00:57.780 --> 00:01:00.880 It is too weird, it is the weirdest thing I have ever seen. 00:01:00.880 --> 00:01:02.720 I definitely seen some weird stuff. 00:01:02.720 --> 00:01:04.680 I think that I'm probably up for the job. 00:01:05.120 --> 00:01:08.900 Um... why don't you give me a look and then lemme get my initial reaction here. 00:01:08.900 --> 00:01:11.800 I don't think you're ready for this but okay. Are yo- re you..? 00:01:12.640 --> 00:01:16.760 I mean, look dude. I have seen some of the weirdest stuff out there. This cannot possibly shock me. 00:01:16.760 --> 00:01:18.760 * watches video while remembering how disturbing it is * 00:01:22.640 --> 00:01:23.500 OH WHA-.. 00:01:27.560 --> 00:01:29.240 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, DUDE? 00:01:29.240 --> 00:01:30.640 That shocked me dude! 00:01:30.640 --> 00:01:33.200 I can't watch anymore. I can't watch 00:01:33.260 --> 00:01:36.660 Alright, well, that's it. That's it for us. That's this episode of meme dissection here 00:01:36.660 --> 00:01:40.260 Okay, thank you so much for coming. I appreciate your help on the meme expert 00:01:40.640 --> 00:01:42.880 This is just the tip of the Iceberg 00:01:45.460 --> 00:01:47.740 The jumping PewDiePies have a very nice form on the jump. 00:01:48.220 --> 00:01:49.840 I like how it says "RAP" in the title *laughs* 00:01:51.180 --> 00:01:53.660 Oh, Yeah dude, this is some gangster shit. 00:01:53.660 --> 00:01:55.360 This is some fuckin' Ricegum shit! 00:01:57.200 --> 00:01:59.020 Made in Production with Ricegum 00:01:59.420 --> 00:02:02.240 Ricegum's hottest new Hit: Five little PewDiePie Jumping on the bed 00:02:02.240 --> 00:02:03.560 Why are the calling me a monkey? 00:02:07.060 --> 00:02:07.560 Rude. 00:02:08.200 --> 00:02:11.020 Ethan - Like, I've heard a lot of hew Hip-Hop this year in 2016 00:02:12.220 --> 00:02:13.960 Kendrick Lamar came out with some really great tunes 00:02:13.960 --> 00:02:16.660 This is probably the greatest rap song I've heard all year. 00:02:17.280 --> 00:02:21.440 That's why I wanted to show it to you. I know you love and appreciate Gangsta rap 00:02:22.160 --> 00:02:25.640 That's not even a meme, that's just good music if I'm being honest. 00:02:26.220 --> 00:02:28.000 They have my actual shirt. 00:02:28.860 --> 00:02:29.420 Oh yeah, dude. 00:02:29.880 --> 00:02:30.760 They did research. 00:02:31.220 --> 00:02:34.580 They figured this out. This wasn't something they just put together. You can tell. 00:02:34.580 --> 00:02:35.600 There's way more 00:02:35.600 --> 00:02:36.700 Are you seeing this? 00:02:37.720 --> 00:02:39.660 Oh my God, you're taking on Hitler! 00:02:41.100 --> 00:02:41.940 - video - AGH 00:02:41.980 --> 00:02:43.560 He punched me right in the throat! 00:02:43.900 --> 00:02:45.400 * repition of throat punching * 00:02:45.620 --> 00:02:47.320 What is with the sound effects? 00:02:47.560 --> 00:02:49.440 This guy is just in his ba- 00:02:49.460 --> 00:02:51.700 - Pewds interrupts - It sounds like me! x2 Ethan (overlapping) - in his grandma's basement! 00:02:52.900 --> 00:02:53.640 - Hitler moan - 00:02:54.100 --> 00:02:55.580 Why does Hitler sound like me too? 00:02:57.080 --> 00:02:58.060 I beat Hitler though! 00:02:58.680 --> 00:03:00.160 I beat Hitler everyone! 00:03:00.160 --> 00:03:01.040 *Ethan clapping* 00:03:01.040 --> 00:03:02.580 WW2's done, dude. 00:03:02.980 --> 00:03:03.700 Thank you! 00:03:05.460 --> 00:03:07.580 Learning colors with far- I didn't read the title. 00:03:07.580 --> 00:03:10.540 Learning colors with farting Pewdiepie what? 00:03:11.360 --> 00:03:13.500 You wish you could dance like that- you wish you had those moves. 00:03:14.900 --> 00:03:15.600 Oh God! 00:03:15.600 --> 00:03:18.640 Green, toxic- poop farts. 00:03:18.920 --> 00:03:21.900 What would you say if you walked in on your kid watching that? 00:03:21.900 --> 00:03:28.520 Uh, I- well part of me would be disappointed- but then I just realized it'd be equally worse if you watched a Pewdiepie video. 00:03:28.960 --> 00:03:29.580 Ouch! 00:03:30.400 --> 00:03:32.400 Shots fired- at yourself. 00:03:32.400 --> 00:03:33.080 *laugh* 00:03:33.320 --> 00:03:34.300 That's the first time- 00:03:34.300 --> 00:03:40.340 C'mon- it would be the same thing- like- if you had a kid, and they would watch your channel- then you'd be like 'What the fuck are you doing?' 00:03:40.680 --> 00:03:41.240 Son, NO! 00:03:41.240 --> 00:03:49.060 Okay, so I found this channel through these farting Pewdiepie- Pewdiepie nursery rhymes, but little did I know... 00:03:49.060 --> 00:03:49.560 *dramatic music* 00:03:49.560 --> 00:03:51.860 So, this channel was made in 2011- 00:03:53.260 --> 00:03:54.820 Oh, wow, they're classic! 00:03:54.820 --> 00:03:55.320 *laughs* 00:03:55.320 --> 00:03:56.160 They're old school. 00:03:56.160 --> 00:03:56.660 BUT! 00:03:57.200 --> 00:03:59.840 Their first video was uploaded 2015. 00:04:00.700 --> 00:04:01.200 Oooh. 00:04:01.780 --> 00:04:03.380 I smell a conspiracy. 00:04:03.380 --> 00:04:05.440 They been sittin' on that property. 00:04:05.440 --> 00:04:06.840 No! They bought the channel! 00:04:06.840 --> 00:04:09.220 Whoa! Was it something before? 00:04:09.620 --> 00:04:10.400 I think so. 00:04:10.420 --> 00:04:15.500 Why the fuck would they name- have a channel called Toys in Japan and name it Seadoco? 00:04:15.500 --> 00:04:18.540 Interesting. Can we fig- can we look that up somehow? 00:04:18.560 --> 00:04:19.340 I don't know but I- 00:04:19.340 --> 00:04:21.620 Can we super sleuth that shit? Let me- 00:04:21.620 --> 00:04:23.740 I wanna- there is something going on here. 00:04:23.740 --> 00:04:31.860 I- I run the memes, and I'm gonna do some research for you right now, dude. I'm on the mainframe, and um- I didn't find anything. 00:04:31.860 --> 00:04:32.460 *laughs* 00:04:33.180 --> 00:04:34.420 I didn't find any answers for ya. 00:04:34.780 --> 00:04:36.420 They're making bank and uploading these 00:04:36.420 --> 00:04:38.420 and-- if you look at their channel 00:04:38.420 --> 00:04:40.480 literally- they uploaded another PewDiePie one 00:04:40.840 --> 00:04:42.420 GORRILLA VS PEWDIEPIE, 5 hours ago 00:04:42.420 --> 00:04:44.420 I see that, Gorilla vs PewDiePie superhero battle. 00:04:44.420 --> 00:04:45.680 Fingers 00:04:45.840 --> 00:04:48.200 They literally upload 7 videos a day. 00:04:48.380 --> 00:04:50.240 The fact that this guy can make 00:04:50.240 --> 00:04:52.240 five, hour long videos a day 00:04:53.080 --> 00:04:54.580 Is-is, creepy. 00:04:54.960 --> 00:04:55.620 And it's weir-- 00:04:56.000 --> 00:05:00.200 What-- is going on in this guy's grandma's basement. 00:05:01.360 --> 00:05:02.440 *giggles* There's a sweat-shop 00:05:03.000 --> 00:05:06.860 Of.. Pixar-uh.. rejects. (that shade) 00:05:07.360 --> 00:05:08.860 Pixar's evil 00:05:09.020 --> 00:05:10.620 Indian twin brother. 00:05:11.080 --> 00:05:12.520 is in the basement 00:05:13.360 --> 00:05:14.660 Working on these videos. 00:05:14.660 --> 00:05:16.640 That son of-- That son-a-of-bitch, i knew it all along 00:05:20.360 --> 00:05:24.080 WHAT THE FUCK 00:05:24.400 --> 00:05:27.040 I can't tell if they're trying to be weird 00:05:27.140 --> 00:05:28.980 or if they just are weird. 00:05:29.300 --> 00:05:32.620 or if they are-- trying too hard to be weird 00:05:33.380 --> 00:05:34.460 you know what I mean? 00:05:34.540 --> 00:05:36.460 That's a really interesting question, an.. 00:05:36.780 --> 00:05:41.840 I have to say, that is just--- this guy thinks in my opinion that this is very normal. 00:05:42.000 --> 00:05:45.120 Honestly, there's- there's definitely a metaphor here, 00:05:45.120 --> 00:05:47.920 because Trump is riding with like a huge dick 00:05:48.300 --> 00:05:50.260 with a syringe-tip dick 00:05:50.400 --> 00:05:57.340 So he's like - that's like a metaphor for power, and male uh, and male genitals if I'm being quite honest 00:05:57.340 --> 00:05:58.680 Oh my god what is happening 00:06:02.260 --> 00:06:03.900 I'm beating the shit out of a cat 00:06:04.520 --> 00:06:06.980 Ethan - Oh God that cat is like freaky! 00:06:06.980 --> 00:06:08.980 Looks like he just had a load in his pants 00:06:09.900 --> 00:06:12.300 Oh! What the fuck is this? 00:06:13.060 --> 00:06:14.620 What the fuck is this? 00:06:17.340 --> 00:06:20.140 What am I singing all of a sudden? *inaudible* 00:06:20.260 --> 00:06:21.780 Oh my God stop! 00:06:21.780 --> 00:06:26.180 NO! NO! 00:06:26.180 --> 00:06:27.540 I can't do it anymore 00:06:35.080 --> 00:06:38.480 Left-finger, Momma finger, where are you? 00:06:38.940 --> 00:06:42.480 Here I am! Here I am! How do you do? 00:06:42.580 --> 00:06:46.060 *Ethan screams* 00:06:51.160 --> 00:06:51.660 Ethan! 00:06:52.480 --> 00:06:52.980 NO! 00:06:53.800 --> 00:06:54.300 Ethan! 00:06:56.480 --> 00:06:57.680 Come back to me! 00:06:59.720 --> 00:07:01.120 Hila do something!! *Ethan has coughing fit* 00:07:04.400 --> 00:07:08.220 Felix you gotta warn me before you put on little black babies like that, dude! 00:07:08.340 --> 00:07:10.060 I'm so sorry, I didn't know. 00:07:14.540 --> 00:07:15.120 You can't- you can't just pop that on you gotta give me a trigger warning or something man I need to hold on and breathe- 00:07:15.120 --> 00:07:16.560 How was I supposed to know? 00:07:17.580 --> 00:07:19.200 What the fuck was that? 00:07:19.280 --> 00:07:21.440 You never know what you're gonna get in Toys In Japan, 00:07:21.440 --> 00:07:23.440 that's the thrill. It's like a ride 00:07:23.660 --> 00:07:24.860 This is my new favorite channel 00:07:24.860 --> 00:07:29.160 Uh, I started this off thinking it would be something horrific, but 00:07:29.240 --> 00:07:30.500 I'm into this content. 00:07:30.580 --> 00:07:34.660 Dude seeing Hulk, like get a grab of that huge syringe 00:07:34.940 --> 00:07:35.620 I'm into it. 00:07:36.220 --> 00:07:41.440 Nothing's hotter than seeing Hulk skull fuck Mickey with a syringe. 00:07:41.860 --> 00:07:43.200 Can we show this? 00:07:43.300 --> 00:07:44.120 I don't know! 00:07:44.620 --> 00:07:48.340 I don't even know how to describe what I'm looking at without, like, fucking up 00:07:48.480 --> 00:07:50.540 What if this was actually what's happening on the moon? 00:07:50.640 --> 00:07:52.980 Like how do we know this isn't what's happening on the moon right now? 00:07:53.100 --> 00:07:54.660 Um, there's no evidence 00:07:55.680 --> 00:07:59.080 The thing though, is that even if I studied to animate, 00:07:59.320 --> 00:08:01.320 I could probably not pull this shit off. 00:08:02.120 --> 00:08:04.620 Yeah, this is- *Pewds interrupts* This is- This is a lot of talent. 00:08:05.040 --> 00:08:06.080 This is something special. 00:08:06.460 --> 00:08:10.360 I don't know how I'm gonna sleep at night, dude, like I appreciate you coming out here, like, 00:08:10.720 --> 00:08:13.660 I see it's a big project, you ask me for help, that's cool 00:08:14.180 --> 00:08:17.820 I'm, I feel this is damaged me permanently. 00:08:18.300 --> 00:08:22.320 Can I ask, by the way, how did Hitler make his way into a children's show? 00:08:23.380 --> 00:08:25.700 Like of all the things they had to choose from in the world, 00:08:25.860 --> 00:08:27.020 they chose Hitler? 00:08:27.400 --> 00:08:30.380 This, says videos for kids. Let's watch it. 00:08:30.520 --> 00:08:32.120 5 Little Kim Kardashians. 00:08:32.120 --> 00:08:34.540 *Ethan giggles* Pewds - What's with the nursery rhymes? 00:08:35.800 --> 00:08:38.460 Ethan - That thumbnail, I ca- OH MY GOD! *Pewds laughs off screen* 00:08:40.160 --> 00:08:43.300 "Five little Monkeys, jumping on the bed 00:08:43.300 --> 00:08:45.060 Oh my God! 00:08:45.400 --> 00:08:47.760 Felix I need a minute, just to watch this by myself 00:08:47.920 --> 00:08:51.940 Now that is some good shit 00:08:52.060 --> 00:08:54.740 What the hell am I looking at? *Pewds giggles* 00:08:55.640 --> 00:08:57.640 *Ethan screams at the abomination that crawls on screen* Pewds - Ohhh!! 00:08:59.300 --> 00:09:01.500 Ethan - It looks like he doesn't have skin on!! *Pewds laughs* 00:09:03.340 --> 00:09:06.120 Ethan - Where are you little- Pewds - EWW!! *Ethan screams* 00:09:07.180 --> 00:09:08.440 How is this for kids?! 00:09:08.680 --> 00:09:11.780 It's a dinosaur with a pacifier VS. a giant dog. 00:09:13.820 --> 00:09:15.780 It's basically a met- Oh it farts. 00:09:15.780 --> 00:09:17.220 What the hell?!? 00:09:19.820 --> 00:09:21.480 Stop, stop, stop this. 00:09:21.480 --> 00:09:22.300 Okay, okay 00:09:24.060 --> 00:09:27.940 What the fuck? Yes, so this is the original Monkeys Jumping on the Bed. 00:09:28.580 --> 00:09:30.340 *Both talking at the same time* Ethan - This is the one that's actually true. Pewds - This is the OG one! 00:09:31.600 --> 00:09:35.380 It did it! Oh my god, mama monkey! Ethan - Oh God, mama monkey! 00:09:35.520 --> 00:09:38.700 I don't see what's confusing about this. This is straight up content. 00:09:38.720 --> 00:09:42.240 "Mother finger, Mother finger, where are you?" Pewds- Oh my god... 00:09:42.240 --> 00:09:46.220 Ethan - Ohh!!! 00:09:46.440 --> 00:09:49.360 *Pewds laughs* 00:09:49.360 --> 00:09:52.840 I can't imagine any kid watching this and not just like crying their eyes out. 00:09:52.960 --> 00:09:56.020 Alright so that was React to Toys in Japan 00:09:56.140 --> 00:09:57.840 or Nursery Rhyme videos 00:09:58.000 --> 00:10:00.000 with Each- Ethan from H3h3 00:10:00.280 --> 00:10:04.280 Check out his channel if you want more *laughs* do you do react videos anymore? 00:10:04.340 --> 00:10:09.040 Not really, but I mean, you know, we've got stuff, we talk about stuff, we look at stuff 00:10:09.520 --> 00:10:12.540 Well, check out Ethan and, link in the description 00:10:12.540 --> 00:10:14.780 Thank you so much for watching leave a like if you enjoyed 00:10:14.780 --> 00:10:17.020 and as always, stay awesome bros *brofist*