WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:02.320 * gilligan you filthy mut* 00:00:03.940 --> 00:00:05.940 Just casually browsing YouTube... 00:00:06.580 --> 00:00:08.500 Nothing surprises me anymore, 00:00:08.500 --> 00:00:10.520 there is nothing new, nothing interesting. 00:00:11.220 --> 00:00:13.300 Wait a minute? Videos for kids! 00:00:13.680 --> 00:00:16.000 "5 Little PewDiePie Jumping on the Bed" 00:00:18.180 --> 00:00:18.680 No. 00:00:19.680 --> 00:00:20.180 NO! 00:00:21.540 --> 00:00:22.880 God no, god no! 00:00:23.820 --> 00:00:24.320 AAAAHHH! 00:00:24.820 --> 00:00:25.640 PLEASE! 00:00:25.860 --> 00:00:27.320 (I actually thought this was a real advert...) 00:00:27.460 --> 00:00:27.960 Stop. 00:00:28.160 --> 00:00:30.400 To re- to react..to review this channel, 00:00:30.500 --> 00:00:32.580 I need help, I need a meme expert. 00:00:32.680 --> 00:00:33.640 Who do I call? 00:00:33.960 --> 00:00:34.920 Calling Ethan! 00:00:34.920 --> 00:00:35.580 Computer: Calling ethanbradberry 00:00:35.580 --> 00:00:37.220 Ethan from h3h3 productions 00:00:37.540 --> 00:00:40.100 Computer: Calling Ethan h3h3 00:00:40.100 --> 00:00:51.160 *Epic music* 00:00:51.540 --> 00:00:53.100 Yeah dude! What up, man? 00:00:53.100 --> 00:00:55.700 Yeah, someone summoned me! What's going on here? 00:00:55.780 --> 00:00:57.200 I found this channel. 00:00:58.020 --> 00:00:59.140 It is too weird. 00:00:59.140 --> 00:01:00.980 It's the weirdest thing I have ever seen. 00:01:00.980 --> 00:01:03.000 I've definitely seen some weird stuff. 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:04.980 I think that I am probably up for the job. 00:01:05.100 --> 00:01:05.600 Uhhm 00:01:05.600 --> 00:01:08.940 Why don't you give me a look, and then let me get my initial reaction here. 00:01:08.940 --> 00:01:10.720 I don't think you are ready for this, but okay! 00:01:11.020 --> 00:01:11.980 Are you, are you? 00:01:12.140 --> 00:01:15.420 I mean, I- look dude, I have seen some of the weirdest stuff out there. 00:01:15.420 --> 00:01:17.020 This cannot possibly shock me. 00:01:17.020 --> 00:01:20.320 (Famous last words) 00:01:20.320 --> 00:01:22.000 ♩5 little monkeys♩ *Pewds laughs* 00:01:22.060 --> 00:01:23.660 ♩jumping on the bed♩ *Ethan: Woah wha-* 00:01:24.240 --> 00:01:26.840 ♩one fell off and bumped his head♩ 00:01:27.760 --> 00:01:29.000 What the f*ck is this, dude? 00:01:29.000 --> 00:01:30.360 That shocked me, dude. 00:01:30.640 --> 00:01:32.020 i can't watch anymore. 00:01:32.020 --> 00:01:33.820 Pewds: I can't watch. Ethan: All right well, that's it. 00:01:33.820 --> 00:01:35.140 That's it for us, this is it. 00:01:35.140 --> 00:01:37.540 Ethan: For this episode of meme dissection, here Pewds: Thank you, um 00:01:37.540 --> 00:01:39.620 Thank you so much for coming, I appreciate your help on 00:01:39.620 --> 00:01:40.720 the meme experts. 00:01:40.720 --> 00:01:43.800 ♩Five little monkeys jumping on a bed♩ Pewds: This is just the tip of the iceberg. 00:01:44.600 --> 00:01:46.360 This got, the jumping PewDiePies 00:01:46.360 --> 00:01:48.300 it has a very nice form on the jump, like. 00:01:48.340 --> 00:01:50.700 I like how it says rap in the title. *Laughs* 00:01:50.780 --> 00:01:53.660 Oh yeah dude, this is some gangster sh*t. 00:01:53.800 --> 00:01:56.040 This is some f*cking Ricegum shit. *laughs* 00:01:56.040 --> 00:01:56.820 Dude, 00:01:56.820 --> 00:01:58.980 Made in production with Ricegum. 00:01:58.980 --> 00:02:02.420 Ricegum's hottest new hit, "Five Little PewDiePie Jumping on a Bed". 00:02:02.420 --> 00:02:04.000 ♩Jumping on the bed♩ Why are they calling me a monkey? 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:06.640 ♩One fell of and bumped his head♩ 00:02:07.380 --> 00:02:07.880 Rude. 00:02:07.940 --> 00:02:10.340 Like, I have heard a lot of new hip hop, this year 00:02:10.340 --> 00:02:11.360 in 2016 *Pewds chuckles* 00:02:11.360 --> 00:02:13.160 Kendrick Lamar's come out with some 00:02:13.160 --> 00:02:16.760 really great tunes. This is probably the best rap song, I have heard all year. 00:02:16.760 --> 00:02:20.560 That's why i wanted to show it to you, because I know you would love, and 00:02:20.580 --> 00:02:22.260 appreciate gangster rap. 00:02:22.260 --> 00:02:24.560 That's not even a meme, that's just good music, if I'm 00:02:24.560 --> 00:02:26.160 being honest. *Pewds chuckles* 00:02:26.160 --> 00:02:27.840 They have my actual shirt. 00:02:28.760 --> 00:02:29.560 Oh yeah, dude. 00:02:30.080 --> 00:02:31.280 Tthey did research. 00:02:31.280 --> 00:02:34.380 They figured this out, this wasn't something they just put together, you can tell. 00:02:34.700 --> 00:02:35.920 There is way more. 00:02:35.920 --> 00:02:37.040 Are you seeing this? 00:02:37.040 --> 00:02:37.700 *Ethan coughs* 00:02:37.700 --> 00:02:40.100 Oh my god! You're taking on Hitler! 00:02:40.100 --> 00:02:41.580 As a... 00:02:41.580 --> 00:02:43.540 Pewds Animation: Ah, Ah. Pewds: He punched me right in the throat. 00:02:44.100 --> 00:02:45.120 Pewds Animation: Ah, ah (What the...) 00:02:45.480 --> 00:02:47.400 What is with the sound effects? 00:02:48.300 --> 00:02:51.940 Ethan: This guy is just in his base- his grandma's basement. Pewds: It sounds like me, it sounds like me. 00:02:51.940 --> 00:02:53.820 *Action music* Hitler: Argh! 00:02:53.820 --> 00:02:55.980 Why does Hitler sound like me, too? 00:02:55.980 --> 00:02:56.860 Hitler: Argh! 00:02:56.860 --> 00:02:58.220 I beat Hitler, though! 00:02:58.220 --> 00:03:00.300 I beat Hitler, everyone! *Ethan claps* 00:03:00.300 --> 00:03:01.600 You saw it, first 00:03:01.600 --> 00:03:02.800 World War 2 is done, dude 00:03:02.800 --> 00:03:04.420 Thank you! 00:03:04.420 --> 00:03:08.020 Learning Colors with Far.. haha I didn't read the title. Ethan: "Learning 00:03:08.020 --> 00:03:10.100 Colors with Farting PewDiePie" What? 00:03:10.100 --> 00:03:14.040 You wish you could dance like that, you wish you had those moves. 00:03:14.040 --> 00:03:16.040 Ethan: I don't- *Fart sound* Oh, god! 00:03:16.040 --> 00:03:19.040 Green.. Toxic.. P- poop farts! 00:03:19.040 --> 00:03:21.940 What would you say if you walked in on your kid watching that? 00:03:21.940 --> 00:03:24.340 Uhh, I would- part of me would be disappointed, 00:03:24.340 --> 00:03:26.120 but then I'd just realised 00:03:26.120 --> 00:03:28.840 it'd be... Equally worse if you watch a PewDiePie video 00:03:28.940 --> 00:03:29.700 Ouch! 00:03:30.400 --> 00:03:32.500 Shots fired at yourself! 00:03:32.500 --> 00:03:33.500 *Pewds laughs* 00:03:33.500 --> 00:03:34.860 Ethan: That's the first time. Pewds: Come on, 00:03:34.860 --> 00:03:37.940 it would be the same thing, if they- like, if you had a kid and they would watch.. 00:03:37.940 --> 00:03:39.980 your channel you'd be like, "what the f*ck are you doing?" 00:03:40.300 --> 00:03:43.380 Ethan: SON NO! Pewds: Ok, so I found this channel, 00:03:43.680 --> 00:03:45.840 through these, "Farting PewDiePie" 00:03:45.980 --> 00:03:47.740 PewDiePie nursury rhymes, 00:03:47.860 --> 00:03:49.220 but little, did I know... 00:03:49.800 --> 00:03:51.880 So, this channel was made in 2011 00:03:53.160 --> 00:03:54.760 Oh wow, they're classic. 00:03:54.860 --> 00:03:56.540 They're old school, but! 00:03:57.020 --> 00:03:59.880 Their first video is uploaded 2015 00:04:00.880 --> 00:04:01.880 Oooooh! 00:04:02.020 --> 00:04:03.380 I smell a conspiracy. 00:04:03.580 --> 00:04:06.220 Ethan: They've been sitting on that property. Pewds: No, they bought 00:04:06.220 --> 00:04:07.400 the channel! 00:04:07.400 --> 00:04:09.280 Woah, was it something before? 00:04:09.300 --> 00:04:10.260 I think so 00:04:10.260 --> 00:04:11.500 Why the f*ck would they name- 00:04:11.500 --> 00:04:13.820 Have a channel called, "Toys in Japan", 00:04:13.820 --> 00:04:15.100 and- and name it, "Seadoco"? 00:04:15.100 --> 00:04:18.060 Interesting, can we fig- can we look that up somehow? 00:04:18.160 --> 00:04:20.240 Pewds: I don't know but I wish we could! Ethan: Can we super slit that sh*t? 00:04:20.800 --> 00:04:23.540 Ethan: Let me, Pewds: I wanna- There is something going on here! -_- 00:04:23.540 --> 00:04:27.860 I r- I roam the memes, and I'm gonna do some reasearch for you right now, dude. I am 00:04:27.860 --> 00:04:29.860 on this main frame, and um.. 00:04:31.000 --> 00:04:32.080 I didn't find anything. 00:04:32.080 --> 00:04:33.720 *Pewds laughs* Ethan: I didn't find 00:04:33.720 --> 00:04:34.800 any answers, for ya 00:04:34.800 --> 00:04:36.800 they making bank and uploading these, and 00:04:36.800 --> 00:04:37.780 If you look at their 00:04:37.780 --> 00:04:38.920 channel, literally 00:04:38.920 --> 00:04:40.880 they uploaded another PewDiePie one... 00:04:40.880 --> 00:04:42.580 "Gorilla VS PewDiePie", FIVE 00:04:42.580 --> 00:04:43.340 hours ago. Ethan: You see that, "Gorilla VS 00:04:43.340 --> 00:04:45.740 PewDiePie Superhero Battle Fingers" 00:04:45.740 --> 00:04:47.740 They literally upload 7 videos a day! 00:04:48.560 --> 00:04:51.280 The fact that this guy can make 5 hour 00:04:51.280 --> 00:04:52.820 long videos a day... 00:04:52.820 --> 00:04:53.580 yeah, yeah. 00:04:53.580 --> 00:04:54.980 Is- is creepy! 00:04:54.980 --> 00:04:55.880 and it's weird 00:04:55.880 --> 00:04:57.200 What 00:04:57.200 --> 00:04:58.760 is going on? In 00:04:58.760 --> 00:05:00.760 this guy's grandma's basement? 00:05:00.760 --> 00:05:01.520 *Pewds chuckles* 00:05:01.520 --> 00:05:03.800 There's a sweatshop of Pixar 00:05:04.420 --> 00:05:05.660 rejects. 00:05:05.660 --> 00:05:07.420 Pewds: sitting... Ethan: Yeah! 00:05:07.420 --> 00:05:09.660 Keemstar's evil... Indian twin 00:05:09.660 --> 00:05:13.600 brother... Is in the basement... Working 00:05:13.600 --> 00:05:15.600 on these videos. Pewds: That son- that son of a b*tch 00:05:15.600 --> 00:05:16.560 I knew it all along. 00:05:16.560 --> 00:05:19.600 ♩Sister finger, sister finger, where are 00:05:19.600 --> 00:05:23.900 you?♩ ♩Here I am, here I am, how do you do?♩Ethan: The f*ck! 00:05:23.900 --> 00:05:25.900 I can't tell if they're trying 00:05:25.900 --> 00:05:30.900 to be weird, or if they just are weird. Or if they are 00:05:30.900 --> 00:05:32.900 trying too hard to be weird. 00:05:33.480 --> 00:05:35.900 You know what I mean? Ethan: That's a really interesting question, 00:05:35.900 --> 00:05:38.900 and I have to say, that this is just 00:05:38.900 --> 00:05:41.900 This guy thinks, in my opinion, that this very normal. 00:05:41.900 --> 00:05:43.900 Honestly, there's a- there's definitely a- a 00:05:43.900 --> 00:05:47.900 metaphor here, because Trump is riding with like a, huge d*ck 00:05:48.320 --> 00:05:51.000 With a syringe tipped d*ck. So he's like, 00:05:51.000 --> 00:05:57.000 "That's like a metaphor for power, and male, uh and- and male genital", If I'm being quite honest. 00:05:57.000 --> 00:05:59.000 Oh my god, what is happening? 00:06:02.020 --> 00:06:04.020 I'm beating the sh*t out of a cat! 00:06:04.020 --> 00:06:08.000 Oh god, that cat is like, freaky. Looks like he just had a load 00:06:08.000 --> 00:06:10.000 in his pants. 00:06:11.260 --> 00:06:15.200 What the f*ck is this? What the f*ck is this? 00:06:17.220 --> 00:06:21.200 What am I singing all of a sudden? I want to see Ke- Oh my god stop! ♩Father finger, father finger, where 00:06:21.200 --> 00:06:23.200 are you?♩ Pewds: No! 00:06:23.640 --> 00:06:27.200 ♩Here I am, here I am, how do you do?♩ Pewds: No! I can't do it anymore 00:06:27.200 --> 00:06:35.100 ♩Mommy finger, mommy finger, where are you? Here I am, here I am, how do you do?♩ 00:06:35.100 --> 00:06:40.100 There finger, momma finger, where are you? Here I am, 00:06:40.100 --> 00:06:42.500 Here I am, how do you do? 00:06:42.500 --> 00:06:49.500 OOOOOAAAAAAAAHHH! *Intense music plays* 00:06:49.500 --> 00:06:51.000 *slow mo* 00:06:51.000 --> 00:06:53.000 Ethan! No! 00:06:53.800 --> 00:06:55.800 Ethan! 00:06:56.500 --> 00:06:58.500 Come back to me! 00:06:58.500 --> 00:07:01.500 *coughing* Hila do something! 00:07:04.500 --> 00:07:09.500 Felix you gotta warn me before you put on little black babies like that. Pewds: I'm so sorry. 00:07:09.500 --> 00:07:13.400 I didn't know. Ethan: You ca- you can't just pop that on, you gotta give me a trigger warning or something, man 00:07:13.400 --> 00:07:15.400 I need to hold on and brea-. Pewds: How was I 00:07:15.400 --> 00:07:17.400 supposed to know? 00:07:17.400 --> 00:07:23.400 What the f*ck was that? Pewds: You never know what you're gonna get in "Toys in Japan", that's the thrill. It's like a riot. 00:07:23.400 --> 00:07:27.400 This is my new favorite channel. Uh, I started this off, thinking it would be 00:07:27.400 --> 00:07:30.400 something horrific but, I'm into this content. 00:07:30.400 --> 00:07:36.200 Ethan: Dude seeing Hulk, with like, get a grab of that huge, syringe. Pewds: I'm into it. 00:07:36.200 --> 00:07:41.200 Nothing's hotter than seeing Hulk skull f*ck Mickey, with a syringe. 00:07:41.200 --> 00:07:43.200 Can we show this? 00:07:43.200 --> 00:07:47.200 Pewds: I don't know! Ethan: I don't even know how to describe what I'm looking at without, 00:07:47.200 --> 00:07:50.700 like, f*cking up. What if this was actually what's happening on the moon? 00:07:50.700 --> 00:07:54.700 Ethan: Like, how do we know this isn't what's happening on the moon right now? Pewds: Uhhm... There's no evidence. 00:07:54.700 --> 00:07:56.700 Th- eh, the thing though, 00:07:56.700 --> 00:07:58.900 is that, even if I studied to animate, 00:07:58.900 --> 00:08:01.400 I could probably not pull this sh*t up! 00:08:02.420 --> 00:08:04.900 Pewds: Yeah, this is, this is a lot of talent Ethan:This is... 00:08:04.900 --> 00:08:08.900 This is something special.I don't know how I'm gonna sleep at night, dude. Like I 00:08:08.900 --> 00:08:11.900 appreciate you coming out here, like, I see it's a big project, 00:08:11.900 --> 00:08:13.900 you asked me for help, that's cool. Pewds: Mhm 00:08:13.900 --> 00:08:17.900 I'm... I feel this has damaged me, permanently. 00:08:18.460 --> 00:08:22.400 Can I ask, by the way, how did Hitler make his way into a children's show? 00:08:23.460 --> 00:08:27.300 *Pewds chucles* Like of all the things they had to choose from in the world, they chose Hitler? 00:08:27.300 --> 00:08:33.300 This says, "Videos for Kids", let's watch it. "Five Little Kim Kardashian" *Ethan laughs* 00:08:33.300 --> 00:08:35.300 What's with the nursery rhymes? 00:08:36.060 --> 00:08:38.100 That thumbnail, agai- OH MY GOD! 00:08:40.180 --> 00:08:43.500 ♩Five little monkeys, jumping on the bed♩ 00:08:43.500 --> 00:08:45.500 ♩One fell-♩ Oh my god! 00:08:45.500 --> 00:08:48.000 Felix I need a minute, just to watch this by myself 00:08:48.000 --> 00:08:50.000 Now that is some 00:08:50.940 --> 00:08:54.900 weird sh*t. Ethan: What the hell am I looking at? 00:08:54.900 --> 00:08:55.400 *Felix laughs* 00:08:55.840 --> 00:08:57.840 *Ethan screams* Pewds: Ooooah! 00:08:59.340 --> 00:09:01.340 It looks like he doesn't have skin on! *Felix chuckles* 00:09:02.800 --> 00:09:05.800 Where are you, little monkey? Aah! Pewds: Eww! Ugh! 00:09:07.320 --> 00:09:09.400 How is this for kids? It's a dinosaur 00:09:09.400 --> 00:09:11.500 with a pacifier versus a giant dog. 00:09:12.200 --> 00:09:17.200 *Dog barks* It's basically a me- oh it farts. Ethan: What the hell? 00:09:17.200 --> 00:09:18.760 *Dog barks* *Baa sound* 00:09:18.760 --> 00:09:21.700 ♩Here I am,♩ Stop, stop, stop! Pewds: I- 00:09:21.700 --> 00:09:22.300 Okay, okay. I- 00:09:24.160 --> 00:09:26.160 What the f*ck? Yea, so this is the ♩Five little 00:09:26.160 --> 00:09:28.160 monkeys jumping on the bed♩ original monkeys jumping on the bed. 00:09:28.160 --> 00:09:30.160 Pewds: This is the OG one! Ethan: This one is actually good. ♩One fell off and 00:09:30.160 --> 00:09:31.680 bumped his head♩ 00:09:31.680 --> 00:09:33.680 They did it! Oh my god! Momma! ♩Momma called the doctor 00:09:33.680 --> 00:09:35.400 and the doctor said♩ Oh my, momma momma. *Pewds laughs* 00:09:35.400 --> 00:09:37.400 I don't see what's confusing about this. 00:09:37.400 --> 00:09:45.400 This is straight up, content. ♩Father finger, father finger, where are you?♩ Oh my god, oka- okay Ethan:*screams* 00:09:45.400 --> 00:09:46.740 *Pewds laughs* 00:09:46.740 --> 00:09:52.800 ♩Mommy finger, mommy finger, where are♩I can't imagine any kid watching this and not just like, crying their eyes out. 00:09:52.800 --> 00:09:58.800 Alright, so that was react to "Toys in Japan", or nursery rhyme videos, with Ech- Ethan 00:09:58.800 --> 00:10:05.800 from h3h3. Check out his channel if you want more- do you do react videos anymore? Ethan: Not really, but I mean 00:10:05.800 --> 00:10:09.400 you know, we've got stuff, we talk about stuff, we look at stuff. 00:10:09.400 --> 00:10:12.400 Well, check out Ethan and the link in the description. 00:10:12.400 --> 00:10:15.400 And thanks so much for watching, leave a like if you enjoyed, and as always... 00:10:16.120 --> 00:10:17.280 Stay awesome, bros! *BROFIST* 00:10:18.120 --> 00:10:21.600 If you want to make it on YouTube these days, just make long *ss videos. 00:10:21.600 --> 00:10:27.100 F*ck any type of pacing, quality, ain't none of that. F*ck that, get out! 00:10:27.100 --> 00:10:30.600 Get the f*ck out, quality! I told you! 00:10:30.600 --> 00:10:35.600 I told you, I don't want you! Get th- I n- I never have to say that. *Pewds laughs* 00:10:35.600 --> 00:10:38.400 You wanna make it on Youtube these days, you gotta have watch time, 00:10:38.400 --> 00:10:43.400 and if you don't know what watch time is, it's basically, you just gotta make long *ss f*cking videos.