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Before this video begins

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This video is gonna be played in half the speed

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So for you to watch it it properly

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Hit 2x on your browser

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It should work even if you're on a phone

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Or if you are on a computer

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this is not a desperate void for me to increase my watchtime

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It's because

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I NEED TO DESTROY T-SERIES!!!

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I can't believe this day finally came

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My own audience

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My own nine year olds

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Have turned against me

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How could this happen?

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What led this to happen?

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You don't know what I'm talking about?

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Well look at this

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Top 10 mysteries science still can't answer!

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I do not look like Bigfoot!

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Frickin' stop it!

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And if I had legs, then where are they?

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So stoopid

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I'm gonna tell Susan on you guys

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You guys don't understand

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Think I'm playing?

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If we get this to LWIAY Felix has to say what he stole