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Sub to this child now or die tmr

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borgahborgahborgahborgahborgahborgah

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buuga buuga buuga uh

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buuga! buuga! buuga! uh!

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Good evening, everyone! My name's Gloria Borger

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and welcome to Pew News, the most reputable and respected...

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[inaudible]... news site?

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PEW NEWS INTRO!

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That's the sign of the adpocalypse!

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OH MY GOD!

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Not again I can't do another one god dammit

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aA

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the adpocalypse 2

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is upon u s

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why is everyone talking about this??

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Keep watching this video and I will break it down

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but first a **very important** ad midroll will show here

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x

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oH GOd it's the adpocalypse

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oh god whAt arE we gonna dO

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fortnite pulls ads over youtube

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oh god not fortnite

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Nestle pull ads from youtube

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oh god not NESTLE

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the most ethical company of all time

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D I S N E Y

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Disney! pulls ads!! from youtube!

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What am I gonna do without Disney ads

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HUH

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Ads that I'm already not getting on my videos,

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what the f-god dammit

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this is it

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this is the end of pew news

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they're just gonna have to buy the merch

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that is available on *limited time only*

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I guess that's the only way for this channel to survive another adpocalypse

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if everyone buys at least 10 pairs

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then maybe I will survival 👀

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now, adpocalypse II, why are people talking about this

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why are ads pulling away from youtube

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to understand this very complex situation

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we need to go back

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😉🤠🤙

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the way I first heard about this was in regards to another channel

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called Girls Couture Club

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which we will NOT show there

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no pictures

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for those of you who don't know, Girls Couture is a youtube channel

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it's kinda like a modeling agency I think at least

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it's a group of uhm young, girl models

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if you check out their channel page the most popular videos

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are all bikini related (yikes)

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so already that's kinda disturbing

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and at the same time, as people pointed out, that this channel exists

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two, regular family-friendly ((I think at least

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gaming channels got shut down

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by youtube, out of nowhere

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saying: So my channel just went down for community guideline strikes

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for """sexual content""""

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ya'll into pokemon or something

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that's right mystic7 who uploads pokemon go videos

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got his channel terminated

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same thing happened to Vailskibum94:

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woke up with my youtube channel terminated

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GREAT fantastic. Vailski who uploaded club penguin videos

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so people started wondering why did this happen

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is it because it has "CP" in the title

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CP which of course in pokemon means combat points

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but in other terms it could also mean

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p e d o p h i l e

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no wait

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c h i l d p o r n

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and then you have club penguin which stands for "CP" as well

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as pointed out by EmpLemon, youtube vs. CP

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pokemon go

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🚫NO🚫

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club penguin videos

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🚫NO🚫

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young girls dressed in bikinis

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✅aaa✅

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youtube logic, everyone

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now, this isn't necessarily have anything to do with the adpocalypse

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but I think it's important for context after all

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now out of nowhere, this guy named what is is

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