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(不要用可悲的google translate 傷害我的眼睛 , 混帳東西)
Hello everyone! bet you didn't expect me to come from there. Welcome to another video!

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What's that? T-Series have been in the lead for the past couple of days?

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*LWIAY Intro*

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Who cares about sub count anyway! Honestly, so lame this is all just a troll! It was a big troll.

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I said it; I don't care about numbers. I don't care. I literally don't care.

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*9 year old swede spazzing out* I don't care! I don't f*cking care!

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*spit flies everywhere due to tantrum*

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Should we just jump into it? Skedaddle! Article 13. Oh god of great. Can Kim something good come out of this life, huh?

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HiT oR mIsS bUt YoU nEvEr MiSs?!

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What goddamn, they just did that. guess why I'm in Japan!

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Think that the annoying part, is that no one knows

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what's gonna happen. If it was clear the rules going like, "okay now you can't do this," or "okay

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Blah blah blah," it would be okay, but now, there's so much doubt and confusion

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So I would wait a little bit before we go full-on *burps* panic

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But I am 100% moving country. It's a subtle move. I could have posted this

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Alright, I saw this meme long ago very long ago. That's why I didn't skratta when I saw this meme. Hi Felix

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I'm 9 years old

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*9 year old Swedish meatball* Damn

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the perfect age

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That sounds weird for me to say. From Norway and I'm in the hospital.

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Your content [makes] me happy in the darkest of times, and I just wanted to say thank you

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brofist

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Hope you're doing well soon, Tat1guy. All the best. The 9 year olds are rooting for you.

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I said we're no nine year old dare to stand in merch!

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An absolute power move. Well done, Random Indian guy. Well, first of all because of the youtube algorithm!

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Guys.. don't tell him, but the 90 million Club merch is out now and it's looking hella sicka dicka! Look at it!

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It's very nice. Look! Very cool.

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Wikipedia changing the most subscribe YouTube channel for the hundred and twenty second time this week.

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heh heh, well, you know it's gonna be the last when we take over!

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Felix should do a 12-hour

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stream at ninety nine million so we can witness the sub count passing 100 mill.

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That is a great idea. But let's get real here.. T-Series have already passed. (Sadly) Let's just acknowledge the situation

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It's over.

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Okay, you've might as well buy the 90 million Club merch now because we's ain't never gonna get to a hundred. This is sad.

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I'm crying and shaking. Ben Shapiro destroys marvel. What if Avengers endgame

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is just three hours of thanos teaching us agriculture?

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it ain't much but it's honest work- *starts giggling like a little swede boy* the weird part about this is I don't actually know if

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this is real or fake.

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Holy crap! I found Markiplier!

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*laughing and wheezing*

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I know where this is from where is this from. It does look strikingly like him. Very nice!

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Chin Goals, is that a subreddit?

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ah, shame.

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What a damn shame.

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Someone needs some create chin goals right freaking now. One subscriber set up; 91 million set up.

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I recorded that on my iPhone, I remember. Okay, stop making fun of my setup. Alright, the quality is the best. Okay?

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Yeah, everyone's saying that the quality is better here in Japan. Oh, there we go. Look at that Felix camera quality!

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Felix camera quality in Japan.

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*anime girl imitation* aaah! wow!

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I think you guys are probably right. I probably use the wrong settings.

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I need to change it when I started OBS here

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It said like hey, do you want to use the best setting for streaming or recording? I'm like well

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recording

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me when I don't skip a pewdiepie ad because that money is my wedding gift to

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Felix and Marzia it aint much, but it's honest work

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Thank you so much. Found an old photo with me with Felix and Marzia. Was great to meet you.

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See, this is what people don't realize that's how I look like

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That's my appearance

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JK Rowling is big gay being gay isn't a choice

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It's an involuntary thing that happens when JK Rowling decides, it's your time.

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JK Rowling's the ruler of gays. Hey look you found me again

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Jesus Christ. Pewds sighting today in Tokyo as I am

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188 I can confirm he's at least 180 the best height of all time

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I'm not insecure about my height. Though I didn't see his Footwear

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Keep it that way

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*laughs and reads at the same time* I wanted to say hello but I was unfortunately too

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far away and wanted to respect his holiday so instead I took a picture of him.

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what the hell that makes no sense

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Sorry have a nice trip in Japan. I like this photo cause it looks like Marzia is completely dead inside

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I'm like showing my phone to her me like hey might see a look at this meme and she's just like oh god

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No

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please not another one. Marzia looks like she's having

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Vietnam flashbacks. As a fellow Italian I can confirm that's the face we make when we see overcooked pasta

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F's in the chat for marzia everyone. To the ranch

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This is the Marvel movie. I want to see if dr. Phil is not in the Marvel Cinematic

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Endgame as beating up Thanos. I don't know how they're possibly gonna defeat him

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Then one meme to rule them all he always joked that there's one meme that's just gonna surpass them all one superior meme

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That's gonna transcend the human race. Could it be could it be Ricardo Milos?

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Only time will tell but so far my god. He's defeated death himself and meme review

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Doing my part in Kristiansand Norway, in the log of the region Bros

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The earth should not be hotter than Shrek. Yeah, I agree. Well done Norway. Subscribe to Pewdiepie yay.

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I am blue shirt kid. Like I play a lot of fortnite. You were the chosen one.

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Thank You blue shirt kid for hosting me review one of our finest meme review so far oh god no, oh god

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Oh god. No, I didn't think it would come to this

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Don't look at this. This is fake memes. That's it these shoes

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They look like they have a big plateau. But really my feet are touching the ground

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It's just an illusion like an optical illusion. The soul is actually this big on the inside. So, thank you

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Yes 180

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confirmed alright glide glide we got that out of the way EU bans memes in Europe, you know, I'm something of a Japanese

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myself, I mean it came at a good time. You did it. I guess I just have to stay here

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It's either that or quit so I don't know man t-series. We're the most subscribed channel, PewDiePie: - man

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this war has been going on for like six months now. I can't believe it's still happening. Oh god, no

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Oh god. Oh god. It hurts. I can't look at it. It's first to 100 million T-series

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You ain't won nothing yet

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That's right I spit on you. Pewds making us feel at home with his usual

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quality while he is in Japan. I'm so thoughtful you guys are why?

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Can you imagine what my camera at home feels like? I use the exact same camera because I brought it here. Then

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how is the quality better in Japan? This makes zero sense!

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You can't make it to LWIAY on a calculator. Me: Sit the f**k down

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How do you even make this that's really though well done normal_wasabi

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What women think men want. What men really want. I cannot read this meme and pretend that I'm okay with it

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Okay

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There are also women watching this channel that are also very much wanting to hit the hundred million now

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I can't speak for all women, but this is exactly what they want. And this is what they only want; 100 million

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alright? Marvel infinity war it's the most ambitious

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crossover event in history. Me: *laughs* Oh god

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god, this f***ing meme never dies, does it? But there's two blue shirt kids?

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Nani?!

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Pewds telling me there will be a brofist that a hundred million. Me at a hundred million. It's not even gonna compare

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Okay, it's gonna be the ultimate one punch experience of your life. You won't live through this bro fish. You don't understand

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skrattar du förlorar du *s, a and d highlighted* sad.

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*screams* AAAAHHH NOO

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This is a really sad episode isn'it? It feels weird

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hey, this is the first LWIAY I record where we're not technically winning. Sad.

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Just sad. Smash like if you were also sad. *reads* "Can we show this man some love?" Oh, I actually saw this this morning

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I posted it on Twitter. It's amazing. It really suits today's episode doesn't it ?

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*talks in the music* It has a blues-ish feeling to it doesn't it?

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aee aee ayy (and some other stuff that I don't understand)

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*pewds making some sounds in between*

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*still does*

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T-Series we already know that, come on

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*sings along* 100 million

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*pewds making louder sounds*

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Alright guys, thank you for watching another episode of LWIAY keep the memes coming

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That's the only thing keeping much alive at this moment

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A hundred mil is coming, check out the 90 million merch and I see you bros-kys on the host-kys

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Brofist at a hundred million. *song getting louder as an end*

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*Tuber Simulator becoming relevant again - outro*

