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>> PEWDIEPIE CLAPS WHILE WALKING INTO THE FRAME

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We did it, we beat T-series to *Felix's inner demon takes over* 69 million subscribers.

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I've never been more proud.

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I never actually felt a shit of respect for you guys but god damn it you pulled through.

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But I just realized, I made a huge mistake

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Getting 69M subscribers, isn't the most important number that exists

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That's right

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I'm talking about 69696969 subscribers

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And

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A collab with Takeshi69

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So boom.

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I'm with two people

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*Tekashi69 repeats his booms several times in order to assert the ultimate dominance upon everyone else in the room*

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*boom*

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I'm leading the show

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You know what 'persona' means?

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Yeh

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What does 'persona' mean?

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*Tekashi 69 confused as fuck for a minute* UAHHHHH

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What does that mean?

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Awkward silence.

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Like uh.. like an act.

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That's when we know we have done it

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That's when I can throw in the towel and be like

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>> PEWDIEPIE EMITS A LOUD SPITTING SOUND

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Take the spot T-series.

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I DON'T CARE! (I care immensely)

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6969696969 Million subscribers

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Can we hit it?

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Please.

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It will be the last thing I ask you

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Now let's just jump into the memes guys

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>> NOTEBLOCKS RECREATE LWIAY/YIAY INTRO SONG.

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When pewds hits 69 million and brings back bonus meme all in the same- day

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You guys are the man.

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or waman.

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Or whatever you are, no discrimination.

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Cya, Marzia. :')

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When all 7.5 million subscribers are sad.

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So she got as many views as subscribers,

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Oh, and it looks like she's crying too!

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Ayyy, uber eats.

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I'm doing my part, from Bangladesh

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Covered up 3 kilometers

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>> PEWDIEPIE BREAKS OFF AND LAUGHS

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Jesus Christ.

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Thank you, we have people working from the inside!

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This is perfect!

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I've never been more proud indian bros.

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Now a lot of people have been saying

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it's like a "India Versus T-Series"

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No!

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That has never been the case. (Maybe a little bit)

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This is what we need to do, we need more people working from the inside

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It's funny actually, a friend on mine sent me, from London

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This is not from reddit, this is a friend that sent it to me

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I appreciate the Comic Sans, great choice

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This is how we will win.

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Its not over YET

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We need an investigation, T-Series.

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Pewdiepie viewers: watch this

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Kowaiski, analysis.

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I should just review and get done with it.

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Although, bros...

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A N A L Y S I S

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The perfectly balanced meme does not ex-

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Wow, I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say.

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Perfect sequels don't exist

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0 subscriber specal!

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1 subs yas!

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Dane thanks his 1st subscriber... His Grandma. :)

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>> Chuckle

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But where is the one subscriber specal??

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'At least he don't use bots.'

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Goddamn right. Maybe thats what we need to do.

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We need to broaden the nine year old demographic.

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Everyone go ask your grandma to subscribe... (rip headphone users) RIGHT NOW

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If you haven't asked your grandma yet.. i'M wAiTiNg... This video will NOT continue.

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'Hopefully nobody made this joke yet.'

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Yeah well *eh*someone already make the joke, well practically.

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But its a good- its a good one

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My sister drew Pewds in colored pencil, I want him to see it! <3

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*kisses fingers like an italian chef* beautiful

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this is
incredible art but where are all the

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texts? Where are all the info saying
"subscribe to PewDiePie"? What is this?

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Some kind of joke? Don't waste my time...

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Bought 
a small ad space god-*breaks into a chuckle*

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See this is what I'm talking about.
You bought a bottom local newspaper and published it

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Help pewds be the first
one to reach 69- this is how we reached our goal.

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We worked together goddamnit.
I'm proud. I'm actually proud.

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Made some "Bitch Lasagne". That actually looks good.
That honestly looks like a delicious Bitch Lasagna.

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(pls do the rest) When we hit 69 69 69 69 69
million subscribers I'll personally

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deliver this lasagna activity series
smart guys saying that girls can't be

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gamers saying girls can't be video games
so they won't be able to quote him on it

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I mean yeah it's like you have to make
it so blatantly obvious if you make a

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joke these days you can't just say how
girls aren't gamers doesn't matter if it

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was a joke
so yeah you got it congratulations you

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figured me out what are you gonna do huh
turn me into the media doesn't matter

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I'm not scared please don't please don't
turn me into the me please

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when you see baby please honey I got
removed from Spotify yet someone else

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keeps reuploading it it's not my fault
just let you know it's not my fault

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waves don't care about your sandcastle
and clearly not mr. ben shapiro either

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if we be t-series i will bring back
bonus me that's right

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oh well it did came back yes right what
can I say I'm a humble leader I'm a

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humble King if you guys deliver so do I
remember 6-9 6-9 6-9 seconds nine we

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take a she said no not November you not
you lose you're not sweetie so you don't

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understand you dumb ball of balls you
dumb you're just dumb one down two to go

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okay this meme review was epic if we can
get dr. Phil or LMS or Takeshi 69 or

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nearly anyone that would be epic it's
this tracer yep

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and no one currently has tracer
so anyone could choose tracer makes

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sense to me so then I'll be trade sir
I'm already tracer this is why women

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aren't in video games the devil exists
God Satan okay

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I'm seen picture I gotta find this video
it's like a t series mr. beast edition

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how much are they paying you Simon huh
how much are they paying you to do this

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Simon join us whatever a tea service is
paying you I'll double this

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please Simon we need more people working
on the inside next name I am black and

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hereby give you know this is not gonna
be good Peter Pan and pass renewal which

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lets him justify any time he said the N
word in the past this now makes what he

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said at the rich book I expect to see
season 2 of scare PewDiePie soon nice

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tried T series nice try but I'm not
falling for it saw a potential me format

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on the his Twitter felix having a white
screen behind him could be a new meme

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format exclusive to the subreddit yeah
you're right I didn't think about that

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when I posted it oh no what have I done
upgrade perfect oh my god never wanting

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to do that again Conan O'Brien PD PI
okay there's this a good me I'm willing

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to give it one more shot
just one more shot for you have sinned

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for not being a subscriber to my child
PewDiePie for he needs our help to

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banish T series from YouTube for once
and for all it seems to be that's T

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series made a deal with Satan to become
number one so smash that subscribe

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button hit the bell for notifications
and sprint the good news for PewDiePie

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will remain as number one
if we succeed I will forgive all your

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sins oh wow
I'd like to bless valincia and Anisha

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tow for sending their regards Jesus
joins the team now there's no way we can

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lose people's paths being subjugated by
a league of legends world stream oh

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that's awesome this is the power of
everyone working together and doing one

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part they're part it doesn't matter it
doesn't matter if you're losers I never

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leave your computer and doesn't haven't
done anything with your life you now

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finally have a chance to do something
meaningful god damn it

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found a computer I'd work with so much
Google account logged on so I did that

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person a favor
and smashed sir scribe you didn't hit

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the bell button what are you thinking am
I supposed to be thankful now do it

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right and do it again oh wait what is
this Romania Wow hey I didn't know they

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had tape in Romania mad let's everyone
what an absolute medal it a very proud

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thank you I think I think we and dr.
Phil needs to feel each other if you

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know what I mean
do you watch PewDiePie no I don't I

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won't judge but can you sub to him so he
can stay number one you are the second

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guy who has said this to me Oh Lord
well then subscribe already it's not

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that hard it's really not that hard
it looks like marker play Oh mark apply

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another kid these days oh my god that's
weird

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why mark you can't just go around
stealing books

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I wish I saw that that is amazing that's
how you know she's white we made history

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69 million you goddamn right we did but
it's not over yet

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we're so close god damn it so close I
can taste it now go out there tell your

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grandma and do your part thank you for
watching this video thank you for all

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the memes and thank you for all the
amazing support but most of all thank

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you for 69 million subscribers you did
your job

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so here okay alright move on get the ass
outro please