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70 MILLION! SEVENTY! OH YEAH!!!!

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THIS IS EPIC, AND OBAMA

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IS GONE

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Highlight of my carrer. Highlight of everything.

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Who woulda thought, 8 years later

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all you needed was an Indian Channel and you can complete ANYTHING. Thank you guys so much!

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we made history yet again. Guess what I'm doing today guys?

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That's right. We're reviewing memes yet again

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It's nice to see you know that a channel finally has the amount of subscribers

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that reflect the content

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Finally a channel that lives up to his subscriber count

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"Getting him to 70 million was nothing. Come on. Let's make this happen

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Can we start YouTube rewind with PewDiePie cla👏pping👏 and saying...

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👏👏

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YEAR.

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REVIEW

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Oh, how about that a funny original idea for you to rewind. I'm sure they're gonna incorporate that!

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OF C O U R S E! THEY ARE. Yeah, that's definitely going to happen. I can't wait for you to rewind.

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T- Series gains 9000 subscribers in-

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Wait, what?

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proving they use..what?

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So, you had 91 thousand and he went to..whoa

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Is that real? When did this happen? How do you get nine thousand subscribers?

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I mean, I guess it could-it could be fake, but I don't know.

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How do you get nine thousand subscribers like that?

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"Me checking every day to make sure I wasn't automatically subscribed-"

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-to T series."

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69696969

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Takeshi Six Nine, please. Stop pretending like you don't want to host Meme Review.

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Alright, it's not like you have anything better to do.

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Takeshi Six Nine? I'm calling you out

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B   I   G      T  I   M  E

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IT'S   T I M E.

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👏👏

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We need you to review Takeshi Six Nine memes.

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It's for the greater good of the planet.

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do you not care about the E N V I R O N M E N T

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Shake my head shaking and crying right now. I knew it Takeshi step up and man up man

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This could be very epic...EpicGames. It's time to combine forces Felix.

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what if EpicGames teamed up with PewDiePie to defeat t-series by creating a custom Felix Fortnite skin and the only way you can get

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The skin is by subscribing to PewDiePie. YES !

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Yes, of course

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Why wouldn't Epic Games

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agree to do that with me after me trolling them for six month that I don't want to play Fortnite

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Even though I actually don't care I literally--the only reason I don't like Fortnite's because it's so popular

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I'm sure it's a great game. Actually Epic Games. that would be epic.

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Listen anyone willing to extend their helping hand

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I'll take it. I need all the help I can need, cause I know that together we are strong.

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Oh my god

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Yeah, people have been tweeting this to me and-legit, when I saw it the first time, first of all

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we have so many goddamn spiders in that office. Okay, there's so many spiders. I have to kill one at least every single day

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They're nesting they're conspiring against me. I swear to God if they were T-series' CIA bots

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I wouldn't be surprised

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Okay

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but I saw it and I'm like that's

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obviously just like a little bit of, I don't know , string coming out and then I check the shirt and I'm like, oh no

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Oh nO, WHAT IF IT'S STILL ON ME!? It could be anywhere. This is not epic, man

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My first meme be kind please. He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly...

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he takes trolly bacc

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*claps*

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That's right everybody what can I say I'm doing my part

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I'M DOING MY PART

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That's right, I do take my trolley back and you best do as well

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This stupid photo--me and Marzia saw the guy taking a photo of us. We were both laughing at him.

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I didn't think the photo would come out

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Look what you've done

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People treat me like I'm some ancient being that.

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I'm some metaphysical being that just exists on the Internet and you know

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God forbid I buy groceries. What, eh, what is this now? jUSt sToP.

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this is um,

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This is actually bullying

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God, damn it

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I'M NOT A VIRGIN!!!

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Ten subs in two years.

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five mil in six months.

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three mil in 30 days

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It's actually more

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9000 in ONE SECOND.

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👏👏👏👏

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I mean, explain that. someone explain that please I hope he does know we are two completely different nations

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Bangladesh promotes PewDiePie.

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PewDiePie : Thanks Indian for the support

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There's been so many articles about this. Bangladesh Backs PewDiePie

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Battle with T series. Despite him now not realising  it's a country

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I KNOW it's a country. Come on, of course Bangladesh

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It's a place where Bangladesh where they have the the 11 hour flight

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Bangladesh which loves cricket.

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It the largest Bay in the entire world

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How could I not know that C O M E  O N. the fifth most populous country in Asia get out of here, of course

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I know about Bangladesh you had a freaking tiger. As your country's national ahn- animal. How freaking cool is that Bungladesh?

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Thank you for your service. VERY cool. Of course, I know Blangladesh.Get out of here.

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Let's get this epic victory royale guys

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Start YouTube rewind with PewDiePie clapping saying new hero there this again

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It's not gonna happen. Okay, don't worry about it. Dr. Phil. We have a situation here. I'm white. I'm black

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I'm poppy Harlow. Well, one of them is lying

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I mean two of them is like, okay

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I make these videos making fun of these people for having distorted worldviews. Here  I am talking about conspiracy theories

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Thinking I'm a female news anchor

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Population: we are starving. Soviet Union: sends dog to space

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population *am i just a joke to you??*

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How does this make it in here? that relatable moment when your country sends a dog to space.

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YouTube algorithm 100

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Pewdiepie sucks and is gay, read description. I'm not a PewDiePie hater

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I'm a bro But I am a new youtuber so I figured this would be a good way to get views. Please understand.

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I mean pretty much you got it right there

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Feel free to call me suck some gay at any time for views III give you the big suction gay pass

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You geographyn't and you lose

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Some thinks he is the best youtuber

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Others think he is the best youtuber BUT deep down

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We all know that Bangladesh is not inside of India.

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I know that ! I know that ! Stop it !

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It's right next to it that

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This sub right now Peak comedy Pewdiepie goes outside LMAO my friends saw Pewdiepie

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Literally literally, it's so crazy. He exists outside in the world. L I T E R A L L Y

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WTF I am fricking out right now Pewdiepie is a person.

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classic 9 years old

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Pewdiepie does normal human being stuff. 9 year old: uh

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what?! he's not reviewing memes, what are you doing? I get that question all the time. What are you doing here? I'm buying GROceries

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Why the fricc are you here? 70 million? you god damn right the holy Oh God

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Sorry guys. I only get one 9/11 joke a year. Lets just move on as quickly as possible

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I have a restaurant in Mexico. I'm doing my part Pewds

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Thank You Mexico, Very cool

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Can I do a trump reference when I talk about Mexico?

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I can't tell anyway. Thank you. facts don't care about your memes

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It has to be a pewdiepie related meme to post it on PewdiepieSubmissions

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Where is that written ?

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In the name PewdiepieSubmission.Wow. Thank you Ben Shapiro

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if this video gets 300,000 I will do a tik-tok video.

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Did I actually say that. I can't tell anymore?

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Because you guys fake or danker every one of them time to create a TikTok account

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Haha, like so long. It's about time. We have someone else be most subscribe [EVERYONE disliked that]

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[eVeRYonE] [ elxcnnjdncjdnjnjdnx]

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It's okay she was nice afterwards. Okay. She turned around she realized

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Afterwards it was an afterthought. That was necessary. I'm doing my part. Hello. My real name is Amanda

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I'm 21 female (but women don't exist) and really bored looking for someone to talk to

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How old are you 9 subscribe to PewDiePie. (real legend) Thank you very much

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I mean, I hope this says, you know convince you to subscribe to th e channel Our Hero Everybody Oh goddammit

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Oh no laughing at girls saying capital of England is Russia

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Thinks Bangladesh is a city in India

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You know what I just said it as a joke (mhm sure), okay, it was just a meme guys (don't get so shook lads)

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Please someone made a wallpaper showing the battle wallpaper engine. Wait, is this real? Okay?

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Why did I have to be the small one? You clearly got this all wrong. (no, t-series is the B E S T) Wait, I got it

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I can I'm gonna download this that's cool. That's really sick. Damn. You guys are really creative. big props man it syncs

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So well, what is this? There's so much think you have been one when I'm through with you. We're gonna be completely fucking big

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Let me serve your bitch lasagna, ohHOHOHO. (THIS IS AN EPIK BOP)

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yEAH HAHAHA

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Oh yeah Grandayy did this. I saw this, so good (THIS VIDEO MADE ME LOSE NO NUT NOVEMBER!!)

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The beat is good, man

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Alright, i'm gonna leave that. Link in the description, check it out. Grandayy what an angel

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(lies, here's link: t9dDn-N5ccA)

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Absolute mad lad. Thank you very much

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Everybody was so preoccupied with the 6-9 6-9 6-9 6-9 that we forgot how Pewds is actually about to be the first

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Channel to pass a category in subs. Damn. Did I happen already? SCREW YOU YouTube movies!

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Wait, is there any any other YouTube category YouTube Sports?

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YouTube sports, huh? I'm coming for you YouTube sports. You got nothing. You're no one. You're LOSER. Hi

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What is your name

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Her: Monica ( DOKI DOKIIIIIII LMAO PLEASE KILL ME)

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Me:

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Hey mONICA (wide eyes)

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whoa

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Look at that that's sick

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that's an amazing fanart of Brad and Marzia inside.

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Oh

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That's great

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on sleepy Maodraws. Thank you. That's awesome. I'm Jesus, but I think you could already tell

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so everyone I have an announcement to make

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stop bullying (🙏💦)

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No, I'm just kidding what I actually need to tell you about something very serious. It's about PewDiePie you see

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PewDiePie needs your help in the war against T series. (yes. that's right) We don't want India taking over YouTube

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Okay, I watch his Christian YouTube channel every day *nO*. And you should too

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so what I need you to do is sMASH subscribe to PewDiePie's channel or

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You know where you're going (oh no) I'm gonna watch some 👏👏 meme review hope to see you guys well

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Most of you guys hopefully not soon

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Thank you Jesus very cool we have Jesus still on our side

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Absolutely incredible. This is a trap. That's a trap. It's plainly not showed that she's a gamer

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Okay, I guess I was wrong you know what I've learned my lesson here never judge people (nEvEr JuDgE a BoOk bY iT's CoVeR)

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But she's not a video game, okay

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I know that for a fact she's not a video game prove me that there is so many memes this week

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Honestly, the reddit is like bigger than it's ever been

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*PEWDS LOOSES HIS DAMN MIND*

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Wow, I seriously need to make like a two part two just to go through it honestly, thank you guys 70 million times

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You know when Jake Paul came out with this video. I had just moved out of my office

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I had taken a lot of I took a lot of decisions to kind of scale date down what I'm doing

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Just get back to the roots and do what I actually enjoy doing and I felt really weird at the time

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I didn't know what I was doing and you know, you see all these people

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Coming out of nowhere as well. I honestly thought like okay this is it for me

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But whatever at least I'll do what I'm doing, but to see now all the undying support that I'll be getting on this channel

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I'm so lucky to be in this position. I really am so don't think I'm taking it for granted. I really appreciate it!

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That's it, though. That's all the butter you're getting. Bye!

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*smash that subscribe button!* *subtitles by forevarockzz and eva*

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*smash that subscribe button!* *subtitles by forevarockzz and eva*

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Ayo maika was here spicing up the captions lmaoo (also alicia here too, being a tryhard loser kid.

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Also hello, I fixed some stuff. Subscribe to Ok So Basically for content you definitely don't want.

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*next goal-69696969Million Subscriber* (subscribe to alicia's tiktok - @cooldet69. this is not a plug i promise)

