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Heyyyyyy~ (so kawaiii)

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It's me (dazzling sign) another

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video, another day

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another video, you know how all these (beep)

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youtubers just go, "oH GuYs I

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HaVe BEen MakInG VidEos FoR ThrEE yeArs  eVerY siNglE DaY"

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"BoOhOOhoo" EiGhT YeArs Every SingLe Day

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I Don't take BrEaks

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Is it even eight years, How long have I been doing this?

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Motherflipping nine years (beep)

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Lets Begin LWIAY, everyones favourite show (claps) (notice me pewds senpai)

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(Intro begins, the lyrics are there on your screen already)

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(intro)

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(intro)

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I am honoured to be army general of the

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nine year old army and I am ready to host meme review

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(reads the paper) "I am blue shirt kid!" Well anyone

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I think its safe to say that anyone that gets

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100k upvotes will automatically get to host meme review

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(clap, CLAP)

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Blue shirt kid put on your finest

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blue shirt cause it is time to host (claps)

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meme review

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meme review with such hosts as Elon Musk and blue shirt kid

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(laughs) I mean I am down, I will be in touch with you blue shirt kid check out your DMs.

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The forgotten blue shirt kid, I am also on the side of pewdiepie

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because I don't like T-Series personally

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So if I'm in a bad mood, I can just watch him to feel better

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Ah- Ah- (cut off laugh)

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so wholesome and sweet

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that was such a great video I really enjoyed that

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Not the hero we deserve but the hero we need

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captain marzia everyone!

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Daaaaamn!

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An actual superhero with not the flat ass ,am I right?

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Haha sexually object..

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(chuckle)

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Nah, I wouldn't normally pick on peoples appearance but I don't like Brie Larson

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(laugh)

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Ask me anything I'll be answering it on my Youtube channel

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(closes lid) Alright blue shirt kid, relax

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You're getting meme review (hit) and (hit) that's (final hit) final alright?

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Where did you buy the blue shirt, that's what I wanna know

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I like how this guy just got instant internet fame

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Could you lend me the blue shirt?

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Lawful (clap) Good (clap), Neutral (clap) Good (clap),

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Chaotic Good, (lawful turning into laughter)

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This is actually ver- sup- very accurate

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(breathes) They did a good job getting all kinds of people

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(laughing)

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Oh my god is my whole reddit taken over by blue shirt kid

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(weird voice):"Anime, Netflix adaptation",  Incredible

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What about the mangaaaa

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Did you know that the bones in your fingers are shaped (hit) like (hit) penises? (hit)

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Of course! Why else do you think I eat G FUEL with my fingers

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'Cause I'm gay, I'm gay son

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I like d- (cuts to static noise)

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If you can't figure out the name of a song, just upload a video of you singing it to Youtube

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and they'll copyright it

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Oh My God (laughs)

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Modern problems require modern solutions

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I'm pretty sure this would work

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Someone should try this

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My final attempt at posting here, spent 2 months making it; I just want pewds to see it

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Now,

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this guy went all out

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(bgm(background music) starts)

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It's another pewdiepie anime (laughs) Jesus christ

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Well god damn

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(short laugh and pewdiepie making sound effects)

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Nice

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Holy sh-

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Damn!

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Was that a Devilman crybaby(?) reference

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God damn that's awesome

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(short laugh)

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(bgm ends)

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If we do like an animation, it should- I should voice act in swedish

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(short laugh)

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?

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? ? ? ?

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[Is swedish a real language?]

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Just- Just a thought

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Pewds, your sampling rate is set to "4:2:0"

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I fail to see ANY (hit) PROBLEM (hit) with (hit) that

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That's the problem with the video quality, your camera should be able to change it to anywhere in the settings

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Well god damn, beep boop beep boop

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Ah, turns out: It's stuck on 420

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Listen I really try my best uh to fix the quality

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But eh- this is pretty much IMAX

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cinema quality, so I think you guys should be statisfied

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with the quality of this video

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No, stop

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(laughing)

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(breathes) to celebrate international womans day

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Tag the women creators who inspired you-  Gloria (hit?) Borger

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