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Heyyyyyy~（所以kawaiii）

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這是我（令人眼花繚亂的標誌）另一個

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視頻，另一天

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另一個視頻，你知道所有這些（嘟嘟聲）

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youtubers只是去，“哦，是的，我

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HaVe BEen MakInG VidEos For Three yeArs eVerY siNglE DaY“

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“BoOhOOhoo”EiGhT YeArs每個SingLe Day

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我不接受BrEaks

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甚至是八年，我這樣做多久了？

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母親翻身九年（嗶嗶聲）

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讓我們開始LWIAY，每個人最喜歡的節目（拍手）（注意我pewds senpai）

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（簡介開始，歌詞已經在你的屏幕上）

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（介紹）

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（介紹）

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我很榮幸成為陸軍將軍

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九歲的軍隊，我準備主持meme審查

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（讀報紙）“我是藍色襯衫小孩！”好吧任何人

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我認為任何人都可以說是安全的

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100k upvotes將自動獲得主持meme評論

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（拍手鼓掌）

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藍色襯衫小孩穿上你最好的

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藍色襯衫因為是時候主持（拍手）

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meme評論

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與Elon Musk和藍色襯衫小孩等主持人的meme評論

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（笑）我的意思是我失敗了，我將與你聯繫藍色襯衫孩子檢查你的DM。

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被遺忘的藍色襯衫小孩，我也在pewdiepie的一邊

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因為我不喜歡T系列

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所以，如果我心情不好，我可以看著他感覺好些

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啊 - 啊 - （切斷笑）

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如此健康又甜蜜

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這是一個非常棒的視頻，我非常喜歡

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不是我們應得的英雄，而是我們需要的英雄

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隊長marzia大家！

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Daaaaamn！

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一個沒有扁平屁股的實際超級英雄，對嗎？

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哈哈性對象..

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（笑聲）

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不，我通常不會選擇人物，但我不喜歡Brie Larson

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（笑）

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問我任何我將在Youtube頻道上回答的問題

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（關上蓋子）好的藍色襯衫小孩，放鬆一下

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你得到meme評論（命中）和（命中）那個（最終命中）最終好嗎？

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你在哪裡買藍色襯衫，這就是我想知道的

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我喜歡這個傢伙如何獲得即時互聯網的名聲

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你能把藍色襯衫借給我嗎？

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合法（拍手）好（拍手），中立（拍手）好（拍手），

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混亂好，（合法變成笑聲）

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這實際上是非常準確的

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（呼吸）他們很好地接待了各種各樣的人

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（笑）

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哦，我的上帝是我的整個reddit由藍色襯衫孩子接管

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（奇怪的聲音）：“動漫，Netflix改編”，令人難以置信

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漫畫怎麼樣？

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你知道手指骨頭的形狀（擊中）像（擊中）陰莖嗎？ （擊中）

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當然！為什麼你認為我用手指吃G FUEL

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因為我是同性戀，我是同性戀兒子

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我喜歡d-（削減靜電噪音）

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如果你無法找出一首歌的名字，只需上傳一段你在Youtube上唱的視頻

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他們會對它進行版權保護

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哦，天哪（笑）

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現代問題需要現代解決方案

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我很確定這會奏效

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有人應該試試這個

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我最後一次嘗試在這裡發布，花了2個月的時間;我只是想讓披肩看到它

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現在，

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這傢伙全力以赴

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（bgm（背景音樂）開始）

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這是另一個pewdiepie動漫（笑）耶穌基督

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好吧該死的

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（短笑和pewdiepie製作音效）

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尼斯

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神聖的sh-

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該死的！

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那是Devilman愛哭的（？）參考

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真該死的，太棒了

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（短笑）

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（bgm結束）

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如果我們喜歡動畫，它應該 - 我應該用瑞典語發聲

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（短笑）

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？

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？ ？ ？ ？

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[瑞典語是真正的語言嗎？]

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只是 - 只是一個想法

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Pewds，您的採樣率設置為“4：2：0”

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我沒有看到任何（命中）問題（命中）與（命中）那個

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這是視頻質量的問題，您的相機應該能夠將其更改為設置中的任何位置

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好吧該死的，發出嘟嘟聲的嘟嘟聲

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啊，事實證明：它被困在420上

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聽我真的盡我所能呃修好質量

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但是呃 - 這幾乎是IMAX

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電影質量，所以我認為你們應該得到滿足

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與此視頻的質量

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不停

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（笑）

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（呼吸）慶祝國際婦女節

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標記啟發你的女性創作者 - 格洛麗亞（擊中？）博格

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