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Mass Effect 1 and...

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1 and 2 is...

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A game...

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Are games that I really, really love.

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[Mozart's Requiem plays in the background] They were so... Immersive.

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[Mozart's Requiem plays in the background] Being part of the...

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[Mozart's Requiem plays in the background] Spaceship...

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[Mozart's Requiem plays in the background] Going far out in the galaxy...

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[Mozart's Requiem plays in the background] Where? Where did it go wrong?

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[Music: "Requiem Mass in D minor (K. 626)" by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart]

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[Requiem Mass in D minor (K. 626) by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart]

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Th- The new Mass Effect: Andromeda is coming out.

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And it's uh.. It's looking pretty interesting.

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*laughing*

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What happened? What happened? Where did it go wrong?

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These are the template faces for any female characters.

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We have... What the fuck? And...

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What the fuck? We also have what the shit?

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And... What the fuck? And... What the fuck?

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And... What the shit?

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What... Okay. Listen. I get it.

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They look like normal people,

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but take Final Fantasy, just an example. Look at-

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Just compare their facial expression. Alright?

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She's making- She's even making a face.

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It looks... It looks... Attractive. It looks interesting.

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What the actual fuck? Would you call this then?

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2017! The peak... of video gaming...

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How much is- How much does this game cost?

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40 million.

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40 million dollars.

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40, million.

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Where did those 40 million dollars go? I don't-

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*laughing*

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It gets better... It gets better.

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So th- the main character, in this uh... In this one.

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Her face is uh...

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What should we call it? Uh... Special.

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It's uh... It's- *laughter*

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She makes uh... She makes interesting, you know.

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She's an interesting character.

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It really feels like a human character that I can relate to.

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Finally! Thank you Bioware!

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Now this... This is what I always wanted in gaming.

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*laughter*

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Jesus.

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My god.

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What happened?

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Bioware, I wanna know. I wanna know what happened.

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2008.

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2017! *laughter*

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Now those are just the facial expressions.

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Let's take a look at some of the... Pixar-worthy animations.

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This face.

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What are you...

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What is happening there?

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She must be constipated.

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Maybe... Maybe they haven't solved that in... in the future, in space.

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Constipation has always and will always

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be a problem for humanity.

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It's ironic because the faces she makes it's the

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same faces I make when I see these animations.

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This one, I love.

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*laughter*

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What is happening?

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*laughing* Oh.

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Hell yeah. It's terrifying, it's fucking terrifying.

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I used to love Mass Effect

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The best-- one of my favourite games ever.

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Was so good.

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I have-I have like 200 hours in those games

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What is that face Bioware?

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what is she-look at her eyes

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I think she just realised that she's a shitty animation.

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What is he doing?

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He's beginning to believe

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(dramatic music)

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It's too beautiful. This is too beautiful

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It makes me happy

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I can't-honestly this makes me-I wasn't-

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Honestly, I wasn't sure if I was going to buy the game

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But now 100%

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I am going to play the game

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Look at that

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Flawless movement

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It feels like I'm there

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And the action

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So intense

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So real it almost feels like I'm throwing the punch myself

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Look at this, Danny

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(Punch sound effect)

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This isn't Hollywood you don't have to fake punches

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You can actually punch them, Bioware.

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I dunno if you were aware of this

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But um

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You can actually punch-- cause they're not real

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they're not real so you can punch them

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I think it's okay no one's going to be

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offended at least you know I can't speak

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for everyone but I-

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I think at least

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I think at least.

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Uh-- the flawless

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The flawless walking animations

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This is how humans walk

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This is how we should be walking

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If you are walking other ways,

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You're walking wrong

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Best game

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The reviews aren't out for this game yet but I can

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imagine it's going to be a

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a metascore of 99 on Metacritic

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Taking over Zelda

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That lip movement

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This is how

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you talk don't you know I imagine that

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they were inspired by Zelda CGI when

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they made this-- Zelda CGI which of

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course has some of the finest animation of all time.

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[Silence]

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They modeled a gun... backwards.

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Is this real? I can't tell. Did they, they model a

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gun backwards? I'm sorry but how is that

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possible? I can't...

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Can you imagine-- can you imagine if someone shows up to you and be like, "Hey...

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give me your fucking money."

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You know, some people have been

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criticizing Mass Effect Andromeda for, uh,

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selling out essentially, you know, li--

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just living off the title and not making

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a great game. Disgusting, it's disgusting

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to even make these claims, because that

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has never been done before ever in

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gaming, all right? Call of Duty gets

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better every single year. Dragon Age, one of my

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favourite games, got better by every title.

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Sonic is like the finest whiskey, the

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more it ages, the better that it gets.

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Actually that's, that's true.

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[Music]

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Halo, first one was garbage, the, the latest

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one was so good, so much better than the

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other ones. Bungie didn't know what they

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were doing with Halo, definitely not.

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[Music]

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And the love scenes...

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*sigh*

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[Music]

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always so beautiful, they speak to my

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very soul. I wish I didn't have a

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girlfriend so I can watch these. I-I with full intent.

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Yes... yes... *laughter* what is that face?

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That's how you show emotion. This is

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why video games needs to be nominated as

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Oscars because there's so much art and

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expression and drama in, in every single frame.

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40 million huh? Can't wait to play it.

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Finally, a character I can relate to...

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finally a game with animation so good...

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it makes you feel like you're there...

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finally a studio that shows the passion in video gaming

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[Dramatic music]

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You should have-- you should, you should

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have killed the game just kill it with,

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you should have killed it with Shepherd.

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God damn I miss Commander Shepard. Let it just be clear, uh, the game might still be

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great, you know, these are-- these are just

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flaws based on you know restricted

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footage so I'm sure like over the

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hundred hours of gameplay there's not

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going to be any more flaws

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exlitalice made a comparison of the two th--

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ten years, was it ten years Mass Effect came out?

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Look at this... Look at the facial expression and the difference

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oh my God

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"Bruh look at this dude wait till you see *laughter* no no no no

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*laughter*

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look at the top of this head

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*laughter*

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look at his lips"

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*laughter*

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This is why I don't play games anymore.

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Thank you Bioware. God bless you

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*Mass Effect game