WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.320 --> 00:00:03.480 If you're watching this I know you clicked on this video 00:00:05.200 --> 00:00:11.160 That's right. I also know you're watching this right now. I also know you're feeling extremely 00:00:11.860 --> 00:00:19.529 Extremely attracted right now to what you're looking at... don't worry. This is all normal. Where am I going with this? NO WHERE 00:00:20.200 --> 00:00:22.760 clickbait yes, my man or 00:00:23.680 --> 00:00:26.000 woman? CLICKBAIT 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:28.000 today's video is all about 00:00:28.140 --> 00:00:33.500 Clickbait. One of my favorite things in the world, after making good videos... 00:00:33.500 --> 00:00:35.920 BUT THIS TIME the roles have reversed.. 00:00:35.920 --> 00:00:42.239 You bros are supposed to click bait ME. The clickbait MASTER. I asked you bros last week to clickbait me. 00:00:42.400 --> 00:00:47.980 Let's see how you did. I will judge your click bait from a scale to 1... 00:00:47.980 --> 00:00:52.460 to 0. It's a lot of numbers in between there, ok. So I will pick 00:00:53.160 --> 00:00:59.520 the best click bait as the click bait for this video. Who's going to win it?? Also for next week 00:00:59.520 --> 00:01:06.140 I want you guys to just draw fanart any sort of fan art no level of skill required 00:01:06.220 --> 00:01:10.140 Ok I just just want fanart doesn't have to be of me 00:01:11.380 --> 00:01:13.380 please be of me. 00:01:14.820 --> 00:01:19.140 "Why am I quitting youtube the truth- I need to tell you something not clickbait." 00:01:20.320 --> 00:01:22.320 that one's actually good 00:01:22.780 --> 00:01:26.940 You know it's real when your eyes are lately just fuckin so over 00:01:27.490 --> 00:01:30.120 Overly edited that they just write that truth 00:01:30.640 --> 00:01:35.760 About me quitting YouTube 10 top 10 pictures that prove Hitler is still alive 00:01:38.260 --> 00:01:44.200 Not quickly. You know it's not clickbait when it says not clickbait very well played. I'll give that one a 0.4 00:01:44.760 --> 00:01:50.540 Is math related to science? click here to find out no click. Maybe this one isn't click bait then 00:01:53.590 --> 00:01:55.590 I like how you cut off my fucking head 00:01:56.560 --> 00:02:03.449 Good job - Beauty Paul joins team 10 billions and millions of dollars money money money and Nasa's him in 00:02:03.970 --> 00:02:06.359 Paul's trick what? you know its 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:10.709 Clickbait because I'm not in team 10 - my girlfriend tried to poison me 00:02:13.690 --> 00:02:20.880 Not clickbait. Well I mean she doesn't make a lot of desserts MOVING ON top 5 youTubers killed on camera 00:02:23.580 --> 00:02:24.480 It's correct. 00:02:26.380 --> 00:02:32.460 Me and Jack are getting married that seemed plausible that seems entirely possible and he said 00:02:33.880 --> 00:02:40.229 He also took my beer congrats. Yeah who knows you know that that's the key of clickbait who knows? 00:02:41.049 --> 00:02:45.239 This is probably clickbait, but I'm going to click to find out anyway 00:02:46.090 --> 00:02:52.229 There's boobs in this thumbnail, and they're probably not going to be in the video, but a is like cancer, bitch 00:02:52.299 --> 00:02:58.319 So I'm going to click anyway. What else am I going to do with my life? literally anything else? 00:02:58.959 --> 00:03:04.559 Think I will find out if there are kids in this video. Thank you very much the floristry 00:03:06.280 --> 00:03:10.320 Well, that's just a meme ok fuck off ok Pewdiepie's nudes leaked okay? 00:03:10.860 --> 00:03:14.539 You know with that amount of emojis it has to be correct in any 00:03:15.780 --> 00:03:23.089 Legitimate evidence file if you don't have at least 20 emojis. It's factually incorrect, okay dab on them haters 00:03:24.030 --> 00:03:26.030 Drugs are bad 00:03:29.519 --> 00:03:34.309 God, I don't think this is for Pewpiepie. But look at that hot dogs- 00:03:34.310 --> 00:03:37.369 Hot dog is hella high! WHAT THE HELL MAN? 00:03:37.859 --> 00:03:41.689 He's just trying to hide his eyes man! Probably the best campaign for drugs 00:03:41.689 --> 00:03:45.828 I have ever seen - oh hi mark your boy Franco gave me a part in the room 00:03:45.829 --> 00:03:53.269 Oh that would be amazing, but they already filmed it fuck you Franco. - My girlfriend cheated on me with hots British Rapper 00:03:54.599 --> 00:03:56.220 No 00:03:56.220 --> 00:03:58.220 Nick crump, did you son of a bitch? 00:03:58.560 --> 00:04:00.979 He's the only one I would let cuck me, okay 00:04:00.980 --> 00:04:02.980 I would be happy to port for Nick 00:04:03.200 --> 00:04:07.480 But that seemed like I was serious and now I regret that joke okay. Pewdiepie caught 00:04:08.000 --> 00:04:10.000 disrespecting women Via 00:04:12.329 --> 00:04:19.608 My God have you bought one of the shirts yet by the way? Link in bio. Merch link in bio. Pewdiepie and Jacksepticeye have fun 00:04:31.320 --> 00:04:36.559 Fuck off. Haha. Get me. Good me 00:04:41.310 --> 00:04:48.379 Yeah, you know, I'm top level you know these these people they can't compare people don't understand that I've been doing this for years 00:04:48.479 --> 00:04:52.729 Okay, it's not some trend that I just jump on around like okay all the sudden 00:04:52.729 --> 00:04:55.818 I respect women now. Just get the tip and cool now 00:04:55.819 --> 00:05:02.598 I've been together since the beginning and you guys know it you followed me my hardcore bros sisters of course have known it for years 00:05:04.289 --> 00:05:06.499 It's in the beer, okay. I am not 00:05:06.840 --> 00:05:14.569 I'm not just respecting women I am growing respect for women this is a visual representation. What's your visual reciprocation for 00:05:15.120 --> 00:05:23.090 Respecting women that's right you don't having your ugly face uh-huh I don't think so. Thank you fuck there. It is again 00:05:24.560 --> 00:05:25.620 I 00:05:25.620 --> 00:05:27.889 Love how to you just flew by both of us 00:05:28.860 --> 00:05:30.860 Completely that that might look weird 00:05:31.680 --> 00:05:35.419 two men undressing and then bending over in front of each other 00:05:36.629 --> 00:05:40.369 multiplier react to top 10 sexy of all time I 00:05:41.339 --> 00:05:42.439 Don't know why this is funny 00:05:42.439 --> 00:05:44.439 I think it is the fact that 00:05:44.699 --> 00:05:51.648 You would cry if anyone looks at you like this get fired from Disney channel welcome to the family no no no he wasn't fired 00:05:51.649 --> 00:05:52.830 it was a 00:05:52.830 --> 00:05:54.120 mutual agreement 00:05:54.120 --> 00:05:57.139 You know just like people break out at the same time 00:05:57.139 --> 00:06:03.288 It is really is this crazy coincidence that both people just come from this point eight two point B 00:06:03.289 --> 00:06:08.959 They meet and then they like hey. We should break up at the exact same time it's incredible 00:06:09.960 --> 00:06:11.960 What are they are? 00:06:12.000 --> 00:06:14.000 Yet, it happens all the time 00:06:14.069 --> 00:06:17.688 my girlfriend is Fergana Nanana seems legit I 00:06:18.689 --> 00:06:20.689 Might go with this one for this video actually 00:06:21.500 --> 00:06:23.500 oh 00:06:24.300 --> 00:06:26.040 Yes 00:06:26.040 --> 00:06:32.779 Recreated Pewdiepie's Nick come Nick crompton portrait in pastels. That's Fuckin awesome. I 00:06:33.330 --> 00:06:37.640 Love it. That's so funny. I did this video where I literally just drew memes 00:06:38.250 --> 00:06:40.970 There it is. That's my version I 00:06:42.030 --> 00:06:46.790 Would buy I always buy the fuck that's a beautiful art that's a beautiful piece of art 00:06:46.790 --> 00:06:50.899 That's the next mona Lisa eating my dog's ass for views 00:06:53.100 --> 00:06:58.279 This is good click face because you know it's possible that I would actually think that low 00:06:58.860 --> 00:07:00.570 So that's how you know it it 00:07:00.570 --> 00:07:04.339 It's something outlandish and insane, but it's still possible 00:07:04.590 --> 00:07:08.000 But that's how you commit to a great click place 00:07:08.000 --> 00:07:13.820 Well, this is just a picture, but it's amazing but I guess I got click baited into clicking into your fine 00:07:13.820 --> 00:07:20.239 Art so I guess account. I don't know okay. Yes. That's what I want on my gravestone zero death 00:07:20.790 --> 00:07:24.290 I'm still here. I'm still I'm still alive I swear 00:07:26.669 --> 00:07:29.899 They buried me alive. I'm still alive someone help me please 00:07:30.480 --> 00:07:36.529 Zero depth all right now. We're on the last page, so this click page has to be good right the only points 00:07:36.530 --> 00:07:41.869 I'm going to give here. Is that everything emoji in the arrow, but that's about it. It's pretty shit 00:07:41.870 --> 00:07:44.840 I'm not Gonna Lie mark my trash. Yeah 00:07:48.780 --> 00:07:52.519 Got naked for Pewdiepie in front of camera. You won't believe what could if I said? 00:07:53.100 --> 00:08:01.040 No, ass shit the best the best the best where man disrespect ur tatum's learn how the swedish man became a millionaire using 00:08:01.040 --> 00:08:08.149 This simple trick that's a pretty good day. I click wait. It's this shit made, but it's good click thing thumbnails actually look hot 00:08:08.880 --> 00:08:10.880 Yeah 00:08:13.020 --> 00:08:14.250 Yes 00:08:14.250 --> 00:08:20.660 So good why am I why I'm joining team ten that's pretty good this could be potential material 00:08:21.510 --> 00:08:24.760 finally after three hundred years I found content I 00:08:29.480 --> 00:08:36.400 Don't understand what you guys have to be so mean to me all the time. Okay. I made four thousand videos, okay? 00:08:36.400 --> 00:08:38.400 I'm sure at least one of them is 00:08:39.230 --> 00:08:41.889 Can qualify haha? 00:08:43.520 --> 00:08:50.230 That is sexual equality me. I like it. That's good shit man. Okay evolution of Pewdiepie content nox a Klay thompson 00:08:52.700 --> 00:08:54.700 God damn it 00:08:56.120 --> 00:09:00.220 It's so accurate - here is where I keep my will - limb 00:09:01.910 --> 00:09:03.910 from his last vlog 00:09:09.770 --> 00:09:15.489 Okay, moving on see how this guy lost weight no clickbait under present real effective 00:09:19.670 --> 00:09:20.930 No 00:09:20.930 --> 00:09:24.100 Mick Ronson doesn't need to lose anyway. He was perfect, okay 00:09:24.100 --> 00:09:25.430 He's a beautiful specimen 00:09:25.430 --> 00:09:30.940 and he doesn't need to change everything about I think I'm going to go with why I'm joining team ten it's a strong title and 00:09:32.420 --> 00:09:39.069 It's an interesting thumbnail okay, and it's relevant. You know it's going to get those views, but thank you again Bros 00:09:40.190 --> 00:09:43.929 For doing my work for me. You've all been tricked ah 00:09:44.750 --> 00:09:51.580 Oh, he doesn't have anything original. Yes, because I don't have to do anything original. You dumb son. - bitches I got 00:09:52.250 --> 00:10:00.100 Foxy let's see if I just got shoot what mixed move bitch, okay next time. Don't forget to do the fan art really appreciate it 00:10:01.660 --> 00:10:03.660 for real though 00:10:03.860 --> 00:10:05.860 bro, sister