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Why is no one giving me waves, that's why I'm angry, right

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<very thicc my senpai, keep it up>

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Thank you, LargeTrap, very cool. No wave check today though, welcome back to

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*clap* *clap*

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meme review. It's so goddamn cold in here that it hurts to clap my hands, but I

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AHH

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Goddamn it. Will Elon Musk be hosting bonus meme this week?

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Inconclusive

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Ah, we're just gonna have to go to the last episode to find out! Don't skip ahead, you dangus. If you skip ahead he goes away.

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That's what everyone--everyone knows that!

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my god

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Very on point with the theme today Mars rover

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Latest fattest meme. F's in the chat

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I want to see some F's in the chat because today--

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--Actually a couple days ago, NASA will officially have to say goodbye to the little Rover the

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Opportunity Rover was meant to last just 90 days and instead marched on for 14 years!

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It finally lost contact with Earth after it was hit by a fierce dust storm. Last message sent last June:

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My battery is low and it's getting dark

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*cries in robot*

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Thank you for your service, Mars Opportunity Rover. If that isn't the cutest goddamn thing I have ever seen.

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"That's the cutest thing I've seen in my life! AHAH"

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*claps* F's *claps* in the *claps* chat. Opportunity? Opportunity, come on. You got to get up.

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Bahaha. Roses are red. I don't feel so good, Mr. Stark. My batteries are low and it's getting dark.

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*single tear* Wait this thing can talk? I don't understand this, wait. It sent the message that it's getting dark?

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What is this, some AI from 14 years ago? What is this?

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*claps* Rest In Peace, Mars Opportunity Rover.

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When you work for 15 years instead of just 90 days. It ain't much, but it's honest work.

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Arigatou gozaimasu. Mars Rover-san. Your service will never be forgotten.

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You will never be forgotten until... Give it a couple of weeks. NASA sends a rover out on a 90-day mission to Mars...

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Opportunity, 15 years later: My time has come.

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It has come, everyone, such as it will for everyone, of course.

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But there has never been a tragedy bigger than the Mars Rover disappearance. But here's what I'm thinking, he could still be out there--

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Listen wipe your tears. There is still hope for Opportunity. There is still opportunity and hope for Opportunity. There still are--ok, you know what?

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Listen to this. Elon Musk is on it.

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Okay? He's sending his finest Tesla cars over there to save the Opportunity Rover.

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I'd like to take the Opportunity to press F to pay respects for our fallen Mars rover #ThanksOppy

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The first city created on Mars should be named "Opportunity." He ain't dead. Listen up, you little kids.

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Reasons to live. If Elon gets us to Mars, we will see the Opportunity Rover again.

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We will find him! Elon Musk flies to Mars to check up on Curiosity Rover.

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Elon states, "Nah, she's good fam. She's good. And I installed a few mods. It's now a self-driving car."

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"You're welcome." So, I'm thinking here... Probably the solar panels are covered by dust, right?

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Will they get buried by sand if we wait too long? Like the time is ticking here.

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I want to know, like, how can we find Mars Rover? When everyone talks about a rover on Mars dying...

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..but you left the solar system to never come back. *sadness beep. Oh, yeah. I don't remember what it's called

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it's been out for like

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Voyager 1. Yeah, of course

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BYE

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BYE

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No one cares, Voyager! We're talking about Mars Rover here. Get--Back the F--Oh, ok

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NASA should send another Rover to Mars with a spare battery--

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Spare battery. "DOES ANYONE HAVE A SPARE BATTERY? GODDAMN IT." --so it could revive Opportunity and be friends.

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I think Elon is the man for the job and that's not because Elon is hosting meme review potentially this week

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Let's spin the wheel

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Well, well, well it seems like it's time for *clap* next *clap* meme. The Mars rover memes gets a 10 out of 10. Cuz the Mars Rover will live forever.

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You are welcome everyone. We have great news, not all bad news today

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*PEW NEWS THEME plays*

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Anti-vaxxer kids are rebelling against their parents by vaccinating themselves

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So basically after all the anti-vaccine memes, people are picking up, "Aw sh--I'm not actually vaccinated.

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I should probably go and vaccinate myself now that I'm an adult." I am so proud of this community.

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Memes are actually making a difference in the world. How about that? I swear in the future, memes are just gonna control everything.

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You know, what? What's the dumbest way we can do this? Our moral code will be ruled by memes, our economic system--

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--well it's already being overtaken by memes. I mean it's inevitable at this point

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Memes are gonna take over the planet. *clap* next *clap* meme. Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants?

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Maybe shhh and cum?... Well, then you f-ing normie,

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Maybe you should click on my username on my profile and you should see three dots to the right of my username

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Click those three dots to open a drop-down menu, it reads BLOCK

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Click that option and confirm that you want to block me to avoid seeing my future posts.

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What a goddamn savage. Sorry hamster-san.

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Okay

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I mean this meme is kind of... not the greatest but people did their own version of it and it's just--damn, those legs doe.

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*hiss*

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Can someone explain this meme to me? *wheeze*

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Gonna cry?

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Piss your pants maybe?

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Maybe shh and cuuum?--No, I'm not!

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Not-- Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants maybe? Maybe shh and cum?

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Alright, you know what? Sometimes, at night, I...

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... I wake up in a cold sweat, and I think of Big Chungus Knuckles or whatever

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it's called and I realized what a goddamn awful meme that is and then I

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think, "Could it possibly be any worse?" and here we are everyone here we are

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uhuhuh uhuhuh uhuhuh uhuhuh--God damn it.

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*Joker impression* Gonna cry? hehehe--NOT THE JOKER! Piss your pants maybe?

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NOT THE JOKER! Maybe shh and cum? I'm wha-- I'm not gonna do that! You don't know me!

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I--Goddamn this meme is the shh-level tier

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*Pewds mocking in Patrick voice* Oh, you're gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe? No I'm not. I'm not--I don't piss my pants... anymore

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And I definitely don't shhh--hehehe

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All of the above, please. I have all of them. Thank you

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*bad Kermit impression* Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants--KERMIT! Maybe shh and cum?

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Yeah, maybe I will then! Maybe I will then, unless you smash like on this video right now!

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I never seen a more incentivized reason to do anything in muh duh buh. *clap* next *clap* meme. This meme gets a 2.

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I don't know what to tell you. It's gonna be gone tomorrow

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Another meme that is actually,--I quite like. I know I'm not supposed to give my opinion, but I do enjoy this meeehhmm.

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Let me in... LET ME IINNNNNNNN!!!!!

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That's it, that's literally it.

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Let me in... LET ME IINNNNNNNN!!!!!

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heh

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From the Eric Andre show--ayy, is that a new meme format?

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*clap clap clap*

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new meme format! new meme format!

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*more clapping*

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Your life just became 2% less miserable, thanks to new meme format. No bullying zone. Aqua: LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIN!

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Hackers in movies:

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I'M IIIIIIIN! haha.

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That's good, I like that one. 21 Savage, America LEMME IIIIINNNN! hahahaha

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Takeshi 6-9 in prison: LEMME OOUUUT!

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I'M A SNITCH!

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Your Heart. LET ME IIIIIN aheh

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Oh, that's so sad. Ads, my ad blocker. AHHHAH

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FBI agent wanting some of that action, incognito mode.

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ARGHHHH

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Centuries old diseases, Vaccines

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ARGGHBAH

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Girl Scouts, Boy Scouts of America

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LET ME I-hehe-IIINNN

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Yeah, I know this show is called meme review and it's literally about me giving my opinion

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But I'm not supposed to give my opinion. I rate this 7 7 7 it gets a 7. Do you have any more?

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That's hilarious

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It's Waluigi and Smash

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Hi there! Is this the final straw?

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I hate this channel.

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NO NOOOOOO

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All right, well I watched this "Let me in" montage and I'm sorry I'm gonna have to rate it a five now

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That was goddamn awful. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. *clap* next *clap* meme good

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What are you gonna do? Gonna cry? Shh your pants maybe? maybe shh and fk--I already messed it up

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Goddamnit, next meme. Here's a meme that you've probably seen already, the Aladdin meme! That's right everyone

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The classic genie that we all love, played by Will Smith, that we all used to love and oh god why.

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OH!

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ahah!

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OH!

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ahaha

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ohhhhhhhh noooooo

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NO HO HOOOOO

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OH!

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hahahahaha

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The reveal of the new genie, I mean, who cares, honestly? It's not like I'm gonna watch the film.

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It's just funny to watch Will Smith keep being part of memes for the worst reason

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It's like a weird crossover meme from last month. What should I wish for?

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I wish for... Fortnite and Markass Brownlee.

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He's back with a twist

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Oh come on, don't meme my boy. I miss X. Oh god what is this?

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Guys

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It's my new girlfriend. You look good Oh God

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PEWLADDIN oh Disney! I don't think Disney can do that. Wait a minute that's illegal!

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Ungh

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Oh god.

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I'm a GENIE IN A BOTTLLEE!

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You gotta blow me the right way!

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Oh God no mercy, holy heck guys. They're going all out. They don't even care about Will Smith's feelings

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I bet Will Smith, like, watching this, cried, he's crying right now.

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Why can't he acknowledge the memes? Will Smith? Are you listening? Hello. Can we have a Will Smith meme review?

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We need--people need to see you laugh at this, it just needs to happen. I'm sorry. It's the only Redemption

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THANOS GENIE?

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THANOS GENIE! INCREDIBLE!

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More Will Smith remakes just leaked everyone. We have Hellboy, ah Shrek

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AH! Homer Simpson! Oh Will Smith is just on a killing spree right now. God damn man. What a savage

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FACTS The genie is played by Will Smith. So Aladdin--okay first, okay PAUSE one second pause pause pause pause

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PAUSE

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Everyone says last episode that I pronounced Aladdin wrong.

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It's Aladdin, right? Alladin. Is it Alladin or Aladdin alla-alla-Alladin. Aladdin.

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*bork bork*

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Wha? Edgar it's not Aladdin, it's Alladin.

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Oh god. Now I'm confused. Pics? question mark What sort? What sort of pics usually get sent at 3 a.m?

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Damn, the sonic movie face reveal. Damn. I didn't know Will Smith was gonna play Soonic. Genie:--Alright, alright, I like this one

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I'm not supposed to say that I have two wishes left

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Me: I wish the letter G was the letter P instead. Penie.

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Oh and your final wish? Me: I wish that every E at the end of a word was an S instead. Penis:  Ms: Nics

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ah hahahaha

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*claps*

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Yes, oh you don't like this meme? Oh you don't like it? What are you gonna do? Maybe cry? Piss your pants?

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Maybe maybe ___ and cum? Is that what you're gonna do now?

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Will Elon Musk host meme review? gosh darn. It would be--it would make my life.

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It would make this channel. After everything

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this channel has gone through it would be the best thing that (it) could possibly happen.

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It would save us from T-Series. It would redeem all evil acts of this channel. Now Elon-san, spin the wheel of Elon.

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ELON MUSK

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I dunno what to say. You guys don't want to see me let's just go to Elon, I don't know

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Heyyyyy

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Welcome to meme review, with your hosts, me, Justin Roiland and

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Elon Musk. Yeah, welcome. Welcome. Welcome

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uuWOW!

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Elon: Hi Felix. Justin: Hey Felix. Yeah, we're gonna look at some memes, right? Elon: Yes Justin: and say things that are--say funny things about

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Elon: Oh, I think we rate them. Justin: Oh we rate them. Okay. Elon: That's a review and then-- Justin: We're reviewing them. Elon: out of 10. Justin: of course.

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Elon: I mean there's some good memes here. Justin: Is this the first one? Elon: I believe so. Justin: Okay

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Yeah

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Elon: A spoon is just a small bowl on a stick used to eat from a larger bowl. He's honestly

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presenting this in Congress. Justin: and you can see, you can see how--how--how easy it would be to just replace that text

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Elon: Yeah. Justin: and add anything you want there. Elon: It's almost as though he wasn't saying that heh. Justin: So yeah, I rate this

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Out of--wha--what's the scale? 1 to 10? Elon: Yeah. Justin: Is it 1 to 10? Oh uhhhh

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5 I guess Elon: Yeah, 6 maybe. Justin: Maybe a 6. Elon: Yeah.

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Elon: It's like a mid-range--it's a mid-range meme. Justin: Yeah. I don't think this one's got legs.

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also, it's kind of tipping into the political area, which is like who needs it. Elon: You know what would be funny?

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Get off my lawn

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*laughter*

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Elon: That would just-- get off my lawn. *laughter*

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Elon: Would be great. Justin: That would be really good. Elon: *old man voice* GET OFF MA LAWNN!

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Justin: Okay yeah, that, that, okay yeah I'll bump it up another number cuz that's a good--so I give it a 6.

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Elon: haha Get off my lawn.

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Justin: Madagascar and gas car.

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Justin: Oh, I see. So you love, you love Madagascar because it's just a such a heartwarming, wonderful film.

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But then gas car. You're like, "What?" I've actually never seen this movie. So... Elon: You've never seen-- Justin: No no no.

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Elon: There's a lotta lemurs. Justin: I refuse to watch any movie with the word gas car in it.

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Elon: hahaha

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Elon: It's not bad. I-uhh-6. *Justin speaks over Elon and it becomes unintelligible*

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Elon: Everything is 6.

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Justin: How? How do you-- Elon: ha ha haa.

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Justin: But how do you feel about--is that trippy? Like, for real it--does a meme of--with you in it?

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Justin: Are you sort of like what the hell?

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Elon: Yeah. Justin: Or have you gotten over that, and you're just like yeah? Elon: Well, I mean

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This past uhh couple years have been--particularly last year, it was uhh meme city. Justin: meme city. Elon: Yeah meme city.

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*unintelligible* Elon: So I've seen a lot of memes. Okay. Now this is this is a proper quandary

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*laughter*

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Justin: Okay, okay Elon: Would you step on Stuart Little for 18 billion dollars?

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Justin: uh uhh *Elon laughs*

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Justin: I love how poorly Photoshopped

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*wheeze*

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*Elon laughs*

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Justin: It's like it's like it's like they just they got a gray color and just erased whatever the hell--like, and then just put him in.

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Yeah, you keep the only sen-tee-ent mouse or is it senti*sh*ent or sen-tee-ent? Elon: Senti*sh*ent?

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Justin: Is it sen-tee-ent?

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Justin: Se--I've always said sen-tee-ent.

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Elon: I've said sen-tee-ent.

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Off-camera guy: Sen-tee-ent.

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Justin: Sen-tee-ent

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Proper pronunciation: sen-tee-ent or senshent.

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Elon: hahahaha

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Justin: Okay. What is this? Stop sending me this shh--.

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Elon: hahahahaha

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Justin: Wait. Th--hahaha

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Justin: That's not

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Justin: That's not Post at all.

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Justin: Who is that guy? Elon: That's me.

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Elon: That's me.

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Justin: Oh my god, is that a weird combination of you and Post? Elon: Yes.

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Justin: And this is a real--this--is this a real tweet? Elon: No

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Justin: Oh okay, okay, okay. Elon: hahahahaha

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Justin: Man, dude. Nothing--You can't believe anything-- Elon: That's pretty good, though.

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Justin: err-Yeah. *laughter*

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Elon: This is where I'm facemashed with uhh Post Malone.

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Justin: That's a funny meme. Elon: That's a funny one.

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Justin: You could apply it not only to you but to other celebrities-- Elon: Yes. Justin:---and people so yeah, yeah.

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I think that's a funny meme.

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Elon: I'd, I'd, I'd give it an 8--

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Justin: Cuz it could be, it could be just like a dumb drawing

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It could be any-- Elon: Yeah. Justin: It could be so many wonderful things.

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Elon: I give this, I say 8.

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Justin: 8, yeah 8. Elon: 8-ish. Justin: Yeah, it's a solid 8.

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Justin: Oh. Elon: Woah. Justin: This is-- Elon: This is so meta. Me laughing at the idea of me laughing at me

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*Justin laughs*

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Justin: Jesus Christ.

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Elon: Yeah, most people don't realize that the origin of the word meme is the, I believe, 1976 book by Richard Dawkins.

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"The Selfish Gene," in which he coined the phra--the word meme, but ideas propagated like ge--genes

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Elon: uuh, based on

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sort of like a

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Survival of the fittest paradigm. Only the strongest memes survive. Justin: My wife left her purse on a chair and now it won't stop telling me to bring it Han Solo.

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Elon: Damn

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Justin: It looks a little bit like Jabba the Hutt

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Elon: And I can't stop--

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I actually--first I thought it was like a crab

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*laughter*

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Justin: And then I realized it was a purse!

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Elon: And then I realized it was a purse.

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Elon: It's kinda nutty how much that looks like Jabba the Hutt

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Justin: Yeah, I wonder if the purse company knew what they were doing

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Justin: You know what I mean? They're like we know what we're doing, you know Lucasfilm and Disney is gonna have a--

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--case on their hands with this purse.

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Elon: Ja-Jabba the Hutt is the protagonist.

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Justin: Yeah

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Elon: From his point of view.

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Why? uhhh

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He was owed money.

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Justin: Yeah who were all these characters fucking with him? Leave it--leave the guy alone.

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Elon: He was just trying to collect on some debts. Yeah, you know this, this, this purse probably thinks that it's right

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Justin: All right, I give it, I give it, I give this one a 3.

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Elon: 3 sure

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Elon: This is pretty great.

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Justin: Ha yeah, this, this is the Queen.

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Elon: Have you seen this one?

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Justin: I saw it earlier today

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Elon: Oh you did? Okay.

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Justin: Be aware. She can move in any direction.

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Elon: The queen is very powerful.

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Justin: I like that she's standing perfectly in that black square.

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Elon: Yeah

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Justin: And I--it makes you think she's gonna just only step in--step... in the squares.

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Like almost like Qbert.

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Elon: She's with a bishop.

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Justin: Oh

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She's with a bishop.

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Elon: Yes, and the bishop---

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Justin: So this is like a game of chess.

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Elon: Yes, essentially.

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Justin: And notice, he's also on a black square.

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Elon: Yes a queen and a bishop

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*laughter*

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Justin: And she can-- Elon: On a chess board. Justin: And she can move in any direction, okay, yeah, okay. Elon: It's pretty good. Justin: Oh man

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I feel so dumb that I didn't even--

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Elon: I give this one a nine

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uuWOWWW

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*laughter*

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Justin: Oh my god, dude.

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//Ooh, that's a yikes.//

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Justin: It's a fking dead

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*Elon laughs* Elon: Jesus

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Justin: It's a fuckin--

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Elon: Wait, is that a real picture?

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Justin: I think that's a f--real photo of a deer that probably jumped into a pool and then just fkin thrashed around and drowned

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So that.

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Elon: Jee-hee-heez, is that true?

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Justin: That's delightful

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Justin: umm.

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Elon: wha? *wheeze* What? Is that? That actually happened?

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Justin: Of course it happened! I think I think this is a reflection of how like, just--

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Elon: Oh my GOD!

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Justin: --dark we've become.

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Elon: OHHH *wheeze* haha Oh my god.

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Justin: Lotta, lot of weird forces at odds with the--

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Elon: ooo--Why my doph-dolphin not working? lol

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Elon and Justin: Skip it. Skip.

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Justin: Oh, oh, here's a good one. Here's a good one. Look.

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Elon: The cat ate the melon.

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Justin: Yeah, and now look.

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Elon: The cat, the cat ate a watermelon-- Justin: Look at that cat. Elon: --and now it looks like a watermelon

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Justin: Now the cat looks like a fkin watermelon, are you kidding me?

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Good luck with all this footage (thank you elon, very epically cool)