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Я почему раньше вредный был? Потому что у меня кудряшек не было

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Спасибо, largetrap, оч круто

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Но сегодня обойдемся все же без них

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Добро пожаловать, снова в

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МЕМ ОБЗОР!

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Здесь так холодно, что даже больно хлопать в ладошки :(

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НО Я ПРБЛРБРЛБРЛ

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АаААаа, твою ж(9(

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Захостит ли на этой неделе Илон Маск бонусный мем?

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*gasp*

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*под вопросом*

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похоже, придется нам посмотреть последнюю серию, чтобы узнать

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НЕ ПРОМАТЫВАЙ, ты курва,

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если промотаешь - он пропадет

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Это все.. Все это знают!

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госпдь

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Очень подходящий под сегодняшнюю тему, марсоход

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Последний, сочнейший мем

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ВСе в чатике пишут F

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Я хочу видеть ваши F в чате,

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потому что сегодня,

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на самом деле, несколько дней назад,

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НАСА официально попрощается с марсоходиком

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Марсоход  «Оппортью́нити» должен был работать всего 90 дней, но вместо этого трудился 14 ЛЕТ

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Он все же потерял контакт с Землей, после того, как попал под лютую песчаную бурю

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Последнее сообщение, которое он отправил в прошлом июне.

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"Моя батарея разряжена и здесь становится темно..."

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Благодарю за службу, Mars Opportunity Rover.

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Это ли не самая милая вещь, которую я когда-либо видел?

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"Это - самая милая вещь, которую я когда-либо видела!"

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"АХО!"

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"F" в чат

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"Оппортьюнити?"

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"Оппортьюнити, ты должен встать"

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"Красные розы, Мистер Старк, мне нехорошо...

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Моя батарея разряжена и здесь становится темно."

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Слёзка *кап*

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Погодь, так эта штука говорит? Я не понимаю. Так, она послала сообщение....

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...что ей темно?

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Это был такой искуственный интеллект 14 лет назад? Что это?

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Покойся с миром, Mars Opportunity Rover.

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"Когда ты работаешь 15 лет вместо всего 90 дней"

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"Это немного, но это честная работа"

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Аригато госаемасу, Марс-Ровер-сан, твоя помощь неоценима.

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