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*cue mystery music*

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*clap clap*

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Meme review.

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The lore so far. What we have gathered so far:

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Johnny -- he's a compulsive liar. He wants sugar but most importantly,

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he's a hero. He puts up with online abuse, domestic abuse, and he's only two years old.

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That's crazy! Moving on in the family, we have

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Refrigerator, now we don't know a lot about refrigerator.

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We don't know how he became part of the family, but he's what lifts Johnny's up.

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He's one makes Johnny pull through all the abuse.

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We also have Chiya a very important character try not to stare at Chiya for too long.

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He or she will consume your soul, you have been advised. (Jesus Chiya)

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But perhaps most important of all the leader, the mastermind behind it all.

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Yes, I'm talking about papa.

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That's right. We don't say daddy anymore.

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We say yes Papa. If you see daddy you best be running.

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Especially if you're carrying sugar or any sweet items or perhaps toothpaste. Run, run like the wind.

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Because Papa's gonna get you.

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Now. What are you talking about? Oh, I'm talking about this video. By BillionSurpriseToys

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Which apparently has,

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134 million views!!!!

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Okay. *Pewds weird laugh*

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It's pretty decent. I suppose if you haven't watched the video. Don't worry. I will sing it for you.It goes: Papa: Johnny Johnny.

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Johnny: Yes papa. Yes Papa. Papa: Eating sugar?

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Eating sugar?

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Johnny: Nooo papa. *Pewds laughs*

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Papa: Telling lies?

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Telling lies? Johnny: No papa! Papa: OPEN WIDE.

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OPEN WIDE.

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HAHAHAHA

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134 million views everybody.

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What does it take to become big on YouTube? Just make this. Just create this. Now,

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we're trying to understand why this video got so popular.

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Why does Papa want Johnny so badly? We don't know. We're still figuring out all the details. *Pewds reads* Johnny Johnny.

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Yes, Papa. Eating sugar? No papa! Telling lies? No papa! Open wide. Damn. Damn (jimin);)

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That's an open wide mouth. (R.I.P Jimin)

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Incredible, so we have refrigerator.

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Stores things inside of him.

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Why is he sentient? He's not a fan :/

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Mommy. Don't care Johnny: - self innocent,

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manipulative,

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omnipotent. I don't trust him either, okay

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Chiya...

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I don't care.

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We have ice cream. Who apparently sleeps with Johnny.

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There's so much lore involved in this family.

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there's so many different dots that are connected, but they all

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[?] lead back to Papa.

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The entire family could starve to death at any moment because Papa isn't letting them eEAEEAU.

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Apparently,

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Johnny is confirmed for smash.

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That's epic.

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But there's something about Johnny as well that makes me a bit uncomfortable.

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I don't like him. I'm gonna be honest. I don't like him.

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Johnny Johnny. Oh hi Mark

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Hitting Lisa? Hitting Lisa?

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I did naht.

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Telling lies?

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Telling lies?

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Bullshit Mark

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Open mouth. Open mouth.

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Ha ha ha.

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Johnny Johnny.

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Yes papa.

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It's been 10 years already you have to let me go.

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NO PAPA.

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The crash wasn't your fault, Johnny.

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*Pweds screeching noise*

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This nursery rhyme is also very good.

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We have the Johnnyyyy.

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Doo doo doo doo doo do do do.

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Yes Papa. Yes Papa.

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No. Okay. Let it be known if there's one thing

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you know about this meme, I did not chill this meme I have nothing to do with this meme getting

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popular and I'm here to kill it all. I've discovered this meme dark secret.

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Everyone is perplexed why this meme is popular, who made this meme, there's a ton of mystery.

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I will reveal it. But first of all, I must review it.

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To kill it.

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I'm here to save the universe god damn it. (FINALLY)

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First of all.

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I mean second of all. Are we just gonna sit here and pretend like toys in Japan...

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never existed?

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Everyone is looking at the Johnny Johnny nursery rhymes going:

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"oH ItS So weird.I dOn'T UnDErSTAnd thIS?"

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HAVE YOU NOT watched toys in Japan, okay??!

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Are we all of a sudden pretending that this never got a 60 million views?

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Okay

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so don't [nag] me about Johnny Johnny being weird,

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with tHIS,

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Is what kids watch.

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The Vox, of course, Vox dot com, of COURSE

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Another enemy made a meme review,

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of this meme.

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MmmmHmm

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Suspicious..

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Yes, I know. But the message they they point out is that in the essence?

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It seems to be a rare meme that appeals to every kind of meme maker and every kind of audience.

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NOT ME. *echo effect*

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Vox, I hate this meme you have no taste!! You have no integrity if you shkill this meme

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Peh. Peh.

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Okay, and number three.

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Okay, this meme is getting DMCA takedown left and right. Whoever is creating these videos,

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is deleting anyone that is trying to meme it,

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whether it's some Twitter, Dailymotion, or YouTube >:o

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- if you upload with Johnny Johnny, your video will get deleted

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So the tweet announcing my last video, was taken down by the guys who made the Johnny Johnny video.

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The following material has been removed new video Johnny Johnny Yes papa.

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Cyranek's video got removed.

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Great.

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Hey remember when there was a meme that we have to vote for the EU to not

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copyright law around memes so that you couldn't just delete memes? Oh, that's right,

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we are already living it. Laws don't matter because YouTube and Twitter. They don't care

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Oh someone sent a DMCA?

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Well, we better remove the video.

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I even debated whether I should not review this meme because I know it will just get a DMCA takedown.

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And the thing is,

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the most annoying thing about this whole thing is,

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it's not even original content.

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You're making a nursery rhyme.

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You don't own the nursery rhyme. It is a public domain, but YouTube is like oh, okay. Sorry papa. Sorry papa

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Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead and DMCA this video

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Sumimasen. Gomenasai. Papa.

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What the real enemy of this meme is...

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Is Indians, okay.

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This video is clearly made by Indians.

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Now. This is not racism. Let it be clear.

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This is another evidence of the Indians taking over YouTube. (Like T-Series :O)

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First off,

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We had T-Series. They're taking over my channel in subscriber count. Everyone's like well, I never heard of T-Series.

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Oh, you haven't? Haven't you? That's right.

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The Indians are sneaking in on us, and now they're doing it again with this channel,

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being created obviously by Indians and they're attacking us through our memes.

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First, they take our memes.

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And they take our freedom,

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and I'm not just gonna sit here irresponsibly, like Vox News

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pretending like everyone loves this meme when it's clearly killing not just me, but the Internet as well along with it.

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We need to kill papa.

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Papa needs to die. That's why I'm giving this meme.

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*clap clap*

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A Zero.

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Bye papa. Bye papa >:-O

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NEXT. MEME. *mating call off a duck*

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There's a thing that annoys me even more about this super meme is that everyone has been so preoccupied with the Yes Papa meme

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they've been brainwashed,

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and they wasn't been posting any other decent memes.

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We have the,

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Let me guess, your home. It was and it was beautiful.

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It's just sad man. This is sad

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Let me guess your home. It was and it was beautiful. Hey, what's next.

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Minecraft, perhaps?

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Let me guess, your home?  It was. And it was beautiful.

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Another marvel meme. How long has it been?

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They just keep coming. They just keep coming. No, to be fair, Largetrap did a green-screen on it.

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So if you want to meme this,

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The floodgates are open. Enjoy everyone

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You brought you face to face with the master of the mystic arts, where do you think he brought you

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Let me guess... your home?

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It was.

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It was beautiful.

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Eyy, it's Minecraft everybody. Who would've thought?

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Hmm. My favorite one is the one largetrap did.

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Let me guess, your home?

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Like you spend all this time

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Greenscreening out this and you can put anything. So what do you put?

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Peter Griffin. That- I would love to live inside that man.

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*clap clap*

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I'm giving this meme a three.

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Okay.

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Just because I'm desperate to get any other meme out there at this point.

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Last but not least, Ben Shapiro.

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The destroyer of worlds, epic style. (Well, Daniel, I can really only think of one way to answer this and it's in musical form, )

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So I think we're gonna have to do that.

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*music starts playing*

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Okay

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Okay, okay, okay, oKAY.

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You may or may not have seen these videos pop up in your recommended feed going: Ben Shapiro DESTROYS

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every college snowflake,

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delusional leftist CONFRONTS ben Shapiro

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Ben Shapiro CRUSHES,

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Ben Shapiro ANNIHILATES,

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Ben Shapiro DESTROYS.

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My favorite video of Ben Shapiro,

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these are all great by the way

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is Ben Shapiro

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DESTROYS,

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my sand castle that I spent all day making. You just got trolled lig tard. You can't build sand castles.

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They're not real your dumb ball. Ben Shapiro,

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DEMOLISHES woman in line at Walgreens for saying Tuesday is basically Monday too.

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Women, am I right? Brofist the screen right now if you agree. Ben Shapiro

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REACHES such heights of LOGIC he

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INSTANTLY ACHIEVES APOTHEOSIS

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*mumbles random words and laughs*

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Okay, I can't even say it. I don't even want to say it ironically. The meme is  just so du-, okay it's epic

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Is this video going to be ten minutes? I don't know? I still see bananas in my room.

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Can't take back the love that I gave you. It's to the point where I love and I hate you, okay?

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So basically, I am Monky. It's this video ten minutes

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This were really bad memes this week sumimase and everybody like for Eminem ignore for Logan Paul

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That's it for now. I see you guys next time.

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*clap clap*