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UGH!..

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Family friendly f..(jibberish)

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sorry I didn't think

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Family friendly Felix!

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Welcome!

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Welcome, everyone! Clap it up!
 (applause)

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Clap it up, everybody!

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Family friendly Felix here!

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And I'm just!- I don't know how to make it stop..
(applause stops)

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Um..

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I'm not making any money.

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As you may not know, there's an adpocalypse going on right now.

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There's no ads on Youtube.

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No ads. Okay?

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They're all gone, they all pulled out.

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Because apparently, there was... uh ads on a racist video.

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So everyone was like, "UH I'm out."

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Aright.

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There's, there's what? 9 billion videos on Youtube?

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AH, that one that said racist on it!

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Nope!

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I'm out!

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1 out of 9 billion

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Fuck you!

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If you see an ad on this video...

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You praise that shit, like the fucking sun.

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Okay?

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Praise that shit, boi

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I want you to suck that.... FAMILY FRIENDLY FELIX HERE

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by the way...

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I want you to

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gently...make sweet ....*blanks*

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Family friendly ...

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uhm

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*laughs nervously*

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need to learn how to use this fuckin sound board

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Alright so lets have a look here and see what

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did my last video make

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on ads.

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a hundred dollars?!

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*gun shot*

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the irony here is that i made more on youtube red revenue

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So! check out my new show...uh..

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oh wait, fuck

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uh...they fucked that up too

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the news outlet that broke

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this story about

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uh....the racist video

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was none other...the enemy of YouTube

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*laughs*

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The wall street journal.. I'm not kidding

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they're back at it again

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remember when I... I

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did the whole *fuck you finger*

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try again mother fuckers

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(try again mother fuckers)

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you weren't supposed to actually do it

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WHAT THE HELL MAN

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GODDAMNIT!

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FUCK

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FUCKING YOUTUBE RED. I'm fucked.

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oka ...im just..dont panic

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I'm sure no one else is panicking

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"I declare war on the Wall Street Journal'

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OKAY maybe people are panicking

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just a little bit.....just a LITTLE bit

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thats fine... desperate times call... comes desperate measurements

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and FAMILY FRIENDLY FELIX got a plan

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boi

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I got a..

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I've got a... I've got a plan

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how did we do it back in the day?

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ok?

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HOW did they do it back in the good ol' day of youtube 7 years ago?

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*shows a video from 10 years ago*
THIS is the content we need to go back to

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ok?

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this is..

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10 TIMES BETTER

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"charlie bit me"

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its genius...its brilliant

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its...almost a billion views.

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*knocking* my sound board's not..

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*JACK SPEDICY'S INTRO* OHHHHH...

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MINECRAFT. The game i have been avoiding since i started youtube

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MINECRAFT

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the BEST game in the goddamn world

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MINECRAFT

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THATS what people want.

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MINECRAFT

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more MINECRAFT. we need more MINECRAFT

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FINALLY i am going to play minecraft

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i haven't played it..in i dont know how many years

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i refuse to play it but here..... *look intensifies*

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£18?

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i cant afford that ._.

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LUCKILY im swedish...and i have a secret..secret...uh...secret plan

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for this .-.

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doesn't wait...doesn't windows come with..

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OH it does

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it does okay...

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cool ._.

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HEY ITS CHEAPER

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oh fuck that...free trial

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" Add your microsoft.."

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I DONT HAVE A MICROSOFT ACCOUNT

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its THIS hard to be family friendly

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ok...aw fuck, ok

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toms....toms guide. YES

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this is what i wanted

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YESSS

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I QUIT. I QUIT

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im now living in the minecraft world

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HELLO SHEEP you'll be my new friend

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they do roleplaying when they play minecraft so they do like funny voices

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"hellooo i am sheep. HA! le memes"

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there wa-

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sheep what did you build over there?

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"i dont know"

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See im really good at this..

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im REALLY good at this

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AWH hell AWH...

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GODDAMNIT SHEEP

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you gone get it

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you gone get it....you gone get it boy

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i beat the shit out of you

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fuck piece of shit

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fuck piece of...goddamnit

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NO REGRATS

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*dab to the sad music*

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*switches to minecraft music*

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people play this game everyday?

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alright then

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*breaking grass blocks*

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i guess if im gonna live in the new minecraft world i need to build a house

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this is where i live now

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ok

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alright...goddamnit

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its gonna be...pretty fucking cool guys

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i mean...pretty cool...pretty SWELL (that save tho)

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and also just know that there is not

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a platform and services related to virtual communities in which members interact primarily on the internet

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okay?

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this is NOT that

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you know im actually enjoying the game which makes me think maybe i have autism after all?

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im building a wall!

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im building a wall..

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if trumps not gonna do it

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Family friendly felix is gonna do it

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alright we're gonna build a wall

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you know that concept with family friendliness?

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people aren't just gonna go back on it okay?

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the reason why people love youtube

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is because...

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it's free and it's open

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and you can say whatever you want

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it's not like television where everything is behind executive producers

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and people telling "no you cant say that!"

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because then we'll do this

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and "no you cant say that" sadjhasdjl

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it seems like youtube..

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is forced to turning into television at this point

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thats gonna be bad for everyone

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you want youtube to continue being a free platform

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i would want youtube to be...a free platform

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i understand that advertises need to feel like

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they're spending money and it's not showing up on racist videos

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i understand that 100%

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like..thats a terrible thing, if i was spending money

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and i saw my ads showing up on racist videos i would be like *wtf*

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but the whole thing is just so..massivly overblown

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it's so typical

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for these things to just get way bigger then they should be, in the media

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talking first hand here. It's...its like what?

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5 videos they discovered...i...based on the whole platform?

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there's like what? 9 billion videos on youtube

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and..and people are worried about five

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I agree its.. like its still a problem

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but is it...ugh

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should everyone on the platform be

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affected by 5 racist dudes?

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EGH

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that just doesn't really make sense to me..at least

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im sure youtube will b-bounce back and i hope..

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I PRAY

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for everyone

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thats a smaller channel

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that they can hang in there for now

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uhhh.... because

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i used to be at a point on youtube

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where i was so dependent on my next paycheck

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i didnt have anything set up. i had just started off

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and i-i needed that monthly paycheck so...

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this month, most likely a lot of creators are not gonna get paid

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so its weird to combat that

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just a lil bit

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uh...i wanted to do another shout out competition. ive done a couple in the past.

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so if you're interested in getting a shoutout

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uhhh...they been...they've been successful

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and pretty good so.

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check out the link in the description

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there's specific rules and i really appreciate that you go by them

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uh, make sure that you are quick and concise

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with.. following them

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if theres too much text im not going to have time to read it

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and im just going to have to skip it. no smugness intended

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but im...but im fine

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like...im not going to stop making videos just because im not making money

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i...i meant it when i said

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i-i do it because i love it...and

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THAT BENG SAID

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IF YOU SEE AN AD

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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♫ Praise, Praise, Praise the sun ♫

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also uhm

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going to twitch now...pft *laughs*

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i decided this before. okay?

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before anything, so don't read-ed it the wrong way

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but i-i wanted to start doing streams on twitch

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so uh...we are gonna do a weekly stream

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over at twitch, its starts... SUNDAY

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this sunday i mean...

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so uhm over at youtube.com/netglow

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netglow is the brand that i wanted to create

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thaaahht i wanted revelmode to be

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but no one liked the name

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check the...i mean netglow

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it means cooler on the internet then in person

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i think thats a pretty fucking perfect name

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so its going to be...

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a streaming show once a week

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potentially more... i really want it to be something

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AHHHHH sort of like we did with revel mode or like we did with cringemas cause that was so much fun

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uh so definitely be sure to check that out

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come show your support

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uh...PRAISE..ya know

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and all that stuff-

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*dat face