Youtube has a problem that I absolutely hate
which is drama.
I cant think of anything more stupid to waste your time on..on..on.on...
Tze - tze - tze - tze - TZE
No.
Couldn't have been more wrong!
I take it all back!
I changed my mind! (I like bananas)
Damn it!
What do people on YouTube want more than anything?
Creative, original...content?
No, fuck that they want views, damn it!
And I think you know where I am going with this (Clickbait?)
What gives views more than anything? (Clickbait)
(Epic stare)
That's right.
Drama.
Past Pewds: YouTube has a problem that I absolutely hate...
Past Pewds: ...which is drama.
How could I have been so wrong???
You know I watched that video and - just
Disgusted.
Now, you've probably seen some drama going on from one YouTuber to another
Left Hand: Hey I don't like your - I don't like you.
Right Hand: No - ha...
Righh Hand: Oh, I'm gonna roast ya!
And then they - and then they roast back
and the views - the views just go back and forth
like a tennis ball
Why a tennis ball?
The monster feeds itself...
Listen.
Me!
I
aren't gonna just start some petty drama with some other shitty YouTuber.
Anyone can fucking do that!!!
Ok???
I'm gonna start drama with EVERYONE!
All the YouTubers you like!
FUCK em'
I'm gonna make them feel so bad
So shitty
That they're gonna - they're gonna make a "The PewDiePie rant" video.
Hopefully...
And then FINALLY, I'll be relevant
Here we go!
FIVE!
FOUR!
THREE!
TWO!
ONE!
(Victim #1) CinammonToastKen
Fat.
(Victim #2) Scarce
Fat.
(Victim #3) Cry
Probably fat.
I'm not gonna have any friends after this *laughs*
(Victim #4) JackSepticEye
Irish cunt.
(Victim #5) RiceGum
North Korean cunt.
(Victim #6) iDubbbz
25 and balding.
(Victim #7) KSI (with Deji's picture)
Triggered by anything.
RihannaVEVO
Ugly.
(Victim #9-10) Dan and Phil
Are they dating?
No, we won't fucking tell you!
Fuck you, you'll never know!
(Victim #11) Edgar
Worst fucking dog.
(Victim #12) SeaNanners
I laugh at everything... as long as it gives me views.
SeaNanners
I laugh at anything to sh- hide that I'm unfunny.
(Victim #13) Shane Dawson
Wishes he could come out twice.
(Victim #14) JacksFilms
Gay vibes.
(Victim #15) Taylor Swift
Ugly.
(Victim #16) FouseyTube (with a Tupac picture)
Worst channel on YouTube. (laughs)
(Victim #17) SkyDoesMinecraft
Definitely still enjoying Minecraft.
(Victim #18) DanTDM
Definitely still enjoying Minecraft.
(Victim #19) KickthePJ
Needs to be kicked.
(Victim #20) Markiplier
Cry baby. (still best youtuber though)
(Victim #21) h3h3
Too many chins.
(Victim #22) EgoRaptor
Too many chins.
(Victim #23) Leafy
Chin implants.
Think about it.
Oh I could go all night son!
I could go aaallll night...
(Music intensifies) (Victim #24) EmmaBlackery
More like EmmaBoo-hoo-my-life-is-so-hardery.
(Victim #25) Dillon the Hacker
Can't even fucking hack!
(Victim #26) Roman Atwood
Quality content!
(Victim #27) Jenna Marbles
More like I am ten times hotter than all my profile pictures than what I really am (voice strains from all the roasts)
(Not even a victim) KEEMSTAR!
He's a nice fellow...
He's a NICE fellow.
(Victim #28) Lilly Singh
The definition of trying too hard.
(Victim #29) FilthyFrank
I love him.. (laughs)
(Victim #30) Philly D
Oh yeah, I've been on YouTube longer than you so you can fuck off!
(Victim #31) TobyTurner
Drug issues.
(Victim #32) Marina Joyce
Drug... issues...
Who said that - Who said that?!
(Victim #33) Video Game Dunkey
Not black.
(Victim #34) Zoella
The worst content I've seen but still... doing pretty well.
It's pretty good.
(Victim #35) CaseyNeistat
The only person on YouTube with a bigger nose than I have.
(Victim #36) Hey, I'm Boogey and I wanna be everyone's friend.
(Victim #37) FaZe Clan
Almost as relevant as Call of Duty.
(Victim #38) Syndicate
Made the slimiest move on YouTube that I have ever seen and somehow still making videos.
(Victim #39) Kwebbelkop
Head almost big as ego.
(Victim #40) Hillary Clinton
Dying.
(Victim #41) YouTube
Dying.
(Victim #42) PewDiePie
Wish I was.
(Music stops after Pewdiepie sets the world record for the most people roasted in one video with a total of 42 people)
Was that a good - Was that a good exit? (Kisses Mic intensely)
I got em' good, didn't I?
I can't wait for all the drama, I can't wait for all the dr-views.
Oh boy...
I roasted them hard.
I'm just gonna sit back here...
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