WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:04.840 --> 00:00:07.800 Youtube has a problem that I absolutely hate 00:00:08.520 --> 00:00:09.480 which is drama. 00:00:09.480 --> 00:00:13.040 I cant think of anything more stupid to waste your time on..on..on.on... 00:00:13.040 --> 00:00:15.040 00:00:15.040 --> 00:00:17.040 00:00:17.040 --> 00:00:17.560 00:00:17.560 --> 00:00:18.680 Tze - tze - tze - tze - TZE 00:00:20.400 --> 00:00:20.900 No. 00:00:20.900 --> 00:00:22.720 Couldn't have been more wrong! 00:00:23.080 --> 00:00:24.200 I take it all back! 00:00:24.420 --> 00:00:25.540 I changed my mind! (I like bananas) 00:00:25.580 --> 00:00:26.080 Damn it! 00:00:26.080 --> 00:00:28.760 What do people on YouTube want more than anything? 00:00:29.280 --> 00:00:32.220 Creative, original...content? 00:00:33.260 --> 00:00:35.240 No, fuck that they want views, damn it! 00:00:35.240 --> 00:00:37.120 And I think you know where I am going with this (Clickbait?) 00:00:37.560 --> 00:00:39.500 What gives views more than anything? (Clickbait) 00:00:39.500 --> 00:00:41.500 (Epic stare) 00:00:42.020 --> 00:00:42.900 That's right. 00:00:44.460 --> 00:00:44.960 Drama. 00:00:44.960 --> 00:00:47.920 Past Pewds: YouTube has a problem that I absolutely hate... 00:00:48.280 --> 00:00:49.240 Past Pewds: ...which is drama. 00:00:49.240 --> 00:00:51.220 How could I have been so wrong??? 00:00:51.300 --> 00:00:53.180 You know I watched that video and - just 00:00:54.280 --> 00:00:54.980 Disgusted. 00:00:55.640 --> 00:01:00.520 Now, you've probably seen some drama going on from one YouTuber to another 00:01:01.400 --> 00:01:03.260 Left Hand: Hey I don't like your - I don't like you. 00:01:03.480 --> 00:01:04.620 Right Hand: No - ha... 00:01:05.040 --> 00:01:06.560 Righh Hand: Oh, I'm gonna roast ya! 00:01:06.560 --> 00:01:08.320 And then they - and then they roast back 00:01:08.320 --> 00:01:10.960 and the views - the views just go back and forth 00:01:11.160 --> 00:01:12.360 like a tennis ball 00:01:12.360 --> 00:01:13.520 Why a tennis ball? 00:01:13.520 --> 00:01:15.120 The monster feeds itself... 00:01:16.200 --> 00:01:16.700 Listen. 00:01:17.320 --> 00:01:17.960 Me! 00:01:18.600 --> 00:01:19.100 I 00:01:19.100 --> 00:01:22.960 aren't gonna just start some petty drama with some other shitty YouTuber. 00:01:23.180 --> 00:01:24.760 Anyone can fucking do that!!! 00:01:25.020 --> 00:01:25.520 Ok??? 00:01:25.760 --> 00:01:28.460 I'm gonna start drama with EVERYONE! 00:01:28.660 --> 00:01:30.420 All the YouTubers you like! 00:01:30.440 --> 00:01:31.000 FUCK em' 00:01:31.000 --> 00:01:32.780 I'm gonna make them feel so bad 00:01:32.860 --> 00:01:33.780 So shitty 00:01:33.780 --> 00:01:37.580 That they're gonna - they're gonna make a "The PewDiePie rant" video. 00:01:37.580 --> 00:01:38.280 Hopefully... 00:01:38.620 --> 00:01:41.400 And then FINALLY, I'll be relevant 00:01:41.500 --> 00:01:42.220 Here we go! 00:01:42.220 --> 00:01:43.000 FIVE! 00:01:44.080 --> 00:01:44.900 FOUR! 00:01:46.060 --> 00:01:46.860 THREE! 00:01:47.820 --> 00:01:48.660 TWO! 00:01:49.880 --> 00:01:50.680 ONE! 00:01:50.980 --> 00:01:52.180 (Victim #1) CinammonToastKen 00:01:52.180 --> 00:01:52.680 Fat. 00:01:53.080 --> 00:01:53.700 (Victim #2) Scarce 00:01:54.120 --> 00:01:54.620 Fat. 00:01:54.940 --> 00:01:55.440 (Victim #3) Cry 00:01:55.900 --> 00:01:56.780 Probably fat. 00:01:56.780 --> 00:01:58.800 I'm not gonna have any friends after this *laughs* 00:01:59.100 --> 00:02:00.380 (Victim #4) JackSepticEye 00:02:01.000 --> 00:02:02.080 Irish cunt. 00:02:02.080 --> 00:02:03.700 00:02:03.700 --> 00:02:04.380 (Victim #5) RiceGum 00:02:05.820 --> 00:02:07.020 North Korean cunt. 00:02:07.220 --> 00:02:08.060 (Victim #6) iDubbbz 00:02:08.420 --> 00:02:09.820 25 and balding. 00:02:10.160 --> 00:02:10.660 (Victim #7) KSI (with Deji's picture) 00:02:10.660 --> 00:02:12.020 Triggered by anything. 00:02:12.200 --> 00:02:13.200 RihannaVEVO 00:02:13.240 --> 00:02:13.740 Ugly. 00:02:13.800 --> 00:02:14.600 (Victim #9-10) Dan and Phil 00:02:14.700 --> 00:02:15.820 Are they dating? 00:02:15.820 --> 00:02:17.340 No, we won't fucking tell you! 00:02:17.340 --> 00:02:19.040 Fuck you, you'll never know! 00:02:19.040 --> 00:02:19.880 (Victim #11) Edgar 00:02:19.900 --> 00:02:21.280 Worst fucking dog. 00:02:21.280 --> 00:02:21.800 (Victim #12) SeaNanners 00:02:21.800 --> 00:02:24.820 I laugh at everything... as long as it gives me views. 00:02:25.040 --> 00:02:25.840 SeaNanners 00:02:25.900 --> 00:02:28.780 I laugh at anything to sh- hide that I'm unfunny. 00:02:28.940 --> 00:02:29.820 (Victim #13) Shane Dawson 00:02:29.820 --> 00:02:31.520 Wishes he could come out twice. 00:02:31.800 --> 00:02:32.600 (Victim #14) JacksFilms 00:02:32.620 --> 00:02:33.260 Gay vibes. 00:02:33.260 --> 00:02:34.060 (Victim #15) Taylor Swift 00:02:34.060 --> 00:02:34.820 Ugly. 00:02:34.820 --> 00:02:35.340 (Victim #16) FouseyTube (with a Tupac picture) 00:02:35.340 --> 00:02:36.980 Worst channel on YouTube. (laughs) 00:02:37.600 --> 00:02:38.860 (Victim #17) SkyDoesMinecraft 00:02:38.940 --> 00:02:41.720 Definitely still enjoying Minecraft. 00:02:41.720 --> 00:02:42.720 (Victim #18) DanTDM 00:02:43.700 --> 00:02:46.260 Definitely still enjoying Minecraft. 00:02:46.340 --> 00:02:47.100 (Victim #19) KickthePJ 00:02:47.660 --> 00:02:49.200 Needs to be kicked. 00:02:49.360 --> 00:02:50.280 (Victim #20) Markiplier 00:02:50.780 --> 00:02:51.720 Cry baby. (still best youtuber though) 00:02:51.940 --> 00:02:53.240 (Victim #21) h3h3 00:02:54.040 --> 00:02:55.100 Too many chins. 00:02:55.100 --> 00:02:56.000 (Victim #22) EgoRaptor 00:02:56.120 --> 00:02:57.140 Too many chins. 00:02:57.340 --> 00:02:58.180 (Victim #23) Leafy 00:02:58.220 --> 00:02:58.880 Chin implants. 00:02:59.920 --> 00:03:01.040 Think about it. 00:03:01.140 --> 00:03:02.820 Oh I could go all night son! 00:03:03.360 --> 00:03:05.040 I could go aaallll night... 00:03:06.060 --> 00:03:07.320 (Music intensifies) (Victim #24) EmmaBlackery 00:03:07.720 --> 00:03:11.080 More like EmmaBoo-hoo-my-life-is-so-hardery. 00:03:11.080 --> 00:03:11.920 (Victim #25) Dillon the Hacker 00:03:12.560 --> 00:03:14.080 Can't even fucking hack! 00:03:14.120 --> 00:03:15.160 (Victim #26) Roman Atwood 00:03:15.320 --> 00:03:16.580 Quality content! 00:03:16.740 --> 00:03:17.760 (Victim #27) Jenna Marbles 00:03:17.760 --> 00:03:22.360 More like I am ten times hotter than all my profile pictures than what I really am (voice strains from all the roasts) 00:03:22.460 --> 00:03:23.660 (Not even a victim) KEEMSTAR! 00:03:23.860 --> 00:03:25.060 He's a nice fellow... 00:03:25.640 --> 00:03:26.900 He's a NICE fellow. 00:03:27.280 --> 00:03:28.000 (Victim #28) Lilly Singh 00:03:28.000 --> 00:03:29.540 The definition of trying too hard. 00:03:29.780 --> 00:03:30.500 (Victim #29) FilthyFrank 00:03:30.840 --> 00:03:31.800 I love him.. (laughs) 00:03:32.820 --> 00:03:33.580 (Victim #30) Philly D 00:03:33.580 --> 00:03:36.600 Oh yeah, I've been on YouTube longer than you so you can fuck off! 00:03:37.080 --> 00:03:37.940 (Victim #31) TobyTurner 00:03:38.340 --> 00:03:39.140 Drug issues. 00:03:39.240 --> 00:03:40.160 (Victim #32) Marina Joyce 00:03:40.300 --> 00:03:41.800 Drug... issues... 00:03:42.040 --> 00:03:44.200 Who said that - Who said that?! 00:03:44.340 --> 00:03:45.540 (Victim #33) Video Game Dunkey 00:03:45.940 --> 00:03:46.940 Not black. 00:03:47.220 --> 00:03:48.160 (Victim #34) Zoella 00:03:48.180 --> 00:03:52.140 The worst content I've seen but still... doing pretty well. 00:03:52.360 --> 00:03:53.080 It's pretty good. 00:03:53.180 --> 00:03:54.640 (Victim #35) CaseyNeistat 00:03:54.640 --> 00:03:57.640 The only person on YouTube with a bigger nose than I have. 00:03:57.640 --> 00:04:00.320 (Victim #36) Hey, I'm Boogey and I wanna be everyone's friend. 00:04:00.420 --> 00:04:01.340 (Victim #37) FaZe Clan 00:04:01.340 --> 00:04:03.420 Almost as relevant as Call of Duty. 00:04:03.440 --> 00:04:04.260 (Victim #38) Syndicate 00:04:04.260 --> 00:04:09.160 Made the slimiest move on YouTube that I have ever seen and somehow still making videos. 00:04:09.220 --> 00:04:10.200 (Victim #39) Kwebbelkop 00:04:10.620 --> 00:04:12.320 Head almost big as ego. 00:04:12.320 --> 00:04:13.380 (Victim #40) Hillary Clinton 00:04:14.160 --> 00:04:14.900 Dying. 00:04:14.940 --> 00:04:15.680 (Victim #41) YouTube 00:04:16.420 --> 00:04:17.160 Dying. 00:04:17.260 --> 00:04:18.160 (Victim #42) PewDiePie 00:04:18.240 --> 00:04:19.400 Wish I was. 00:04:19.400 --> 00:04:21.400 (Music stops after Pewdiepie sets the world record for the most people roasted in one video with a total of 42 people) 00:04:21.780 --> 00:04:23.760 Was that a good - Was that a good exit? (Kisses Mic intensely) 00:04:24.040 --> 00:04:25.660 I got em' good, didn't I? 00:04:26.080 --> 00:04:29.540 I can't wait for all the drama, I can't wait for all the dr-views. 00:04:29.920 --> 00:04:30.820 Oh boy... 00:04:31.160 --> 00:04:32.600 I roasted them hard. 00:04:32.600 --> 00:04:34.100 I'm just gonna sit back here... 00:04:34.100 --> 00:04:37.200 Don't forget to check out my Patreon, link is in the description 00:04:37.200 --> 00:04:38.420 Thank you so much for watching 00:04:38.420 --> 00:04:39.380 Leave a like because 00:04:39.420 --> 00:04:46.620 All the phans are gonna hate on me now so I need you to leave a like to protect me and not just because I want more likes, okay?