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YouTube ima problem koji ja apsolutno mrzim....

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A to je drama

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Ne pada mi na pamet nista gluplje da se troši vrijeme na to

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tze-tze-tze-tze-tze

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Ne.

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Nisam magao biti više u krivu!

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Povlačim sve što sam rekao!

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Mijenjam mišljenje

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Jebem ti

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Što ljudi na YouTubeu žele više nego išta drugo?

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Kreativan, orginalan sadržaj?

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Ne, zajebi to, oni žele preglede, kvragu!

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I mislim da znate gdje idem s ovim

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Što daje preglede više nego išta drugo?

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Tako je.

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Drama.

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YouTube ima problem koji ja apsolutno mrzim

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A to je drama.

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Kako sam mogao toliko biti u krivu?

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Znate, gledao sam taj video i...

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Gadi mi se.

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Vjerojatno ste vidjeli dramu kako ide od jednog YouTubera do drugog

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Hej, ne sviđaš mi tvoje.. ne sviđaš mi se.

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Ne - ha...

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Oh, spržit ću te

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I onda ovi - ovi prže nazad

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I pregledi - pregledi idu naprijed i natrag

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Kao teniska loptica

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Zašto teniska loptica?

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Čudovište hrani samo sebe...

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Slušajte

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Ja

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Ja

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Necu započeti neku lošu dramu s nekim drugim usranim YouTuberom.

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Svatko to može napraviti!!!

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Ok???

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Započet ću dramu sa svima!!

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Sa svim YouTuberima koje volite!!

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Zajebi ih (posebno JackSepticEyea)

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Natjerat ću ih da se osjećaju tako loše

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Toliko usrano

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Da će, da će, napraviti PewDiePie rant.

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Nadam se..

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I onda ću napokon biti važan..

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Idemo

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PET!

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ČETIRI!

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TRI!

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DVA!

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JEDAN!

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CinammonToastKen

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Debel.

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Scarce

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Debel.

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Cry

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Vjerojatno debel.

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Neću imati više nijednog prijatelja poslije ovoga..

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JackSepticEye

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Irska pizda.

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RiceGum

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Sjevernokorejska pizda.

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iDubbz

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25 mu je i ćelavi.

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KSI

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Sve mu smeta.

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RihannaVEVO

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Ružna.

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Dan i Phill

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Hodaju li?

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Ne, nećemo vam reći!

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Jebite se, nećete nikad znati!

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Edgar

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Najgori jebeni pas.

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SeaNanners

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Smijat ću se svemu, sve dok mi daje preglede.

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SeaNanners

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Smijem se svemu da sakrijem da nisam smiješan.

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Shane Dawson

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Htio bi da može svršiti dva puta.

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JackFilms

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Gay vibre.

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Taylor Swift

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Ružna.

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FouseyTube

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Najgori kanal na YouTubeu. (smijeh)

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SkyDoesMinecraft

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Definitivno još uvijek uživa u Minecraftu.

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DanTDM

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Definitivno još uvijek uživa u Minecraftu.

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KickthePJ

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Treba ga šutnuti.

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Markiplier

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Plačljivko.

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h3h3

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Previše podbradaka.

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EgoRaptor

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Previše podbradaka.

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Leafy

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Implantati u podbratku.

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Razmislite malo.

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Ohh mogao bih ovako cijelu noć, sine!

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Mogao bih cijeeeluu noć...

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EmmaBlackery

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Više kao Emma Boo-hoo-život-mi-je-tako-težak-ery.

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Dillon the Hacker

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Ne može ni hakirati, jebemu!

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Roman Atwood

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Kvalitetan sadržaj!!

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Jenna Marbles

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Više kao Deset sam puta zgodnija na svim svojim slikama profila nego što zapravo jesam

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KEEMSTAR

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On je dobar lik...

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On je dobar lik.

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Lilly Singh

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Definicija za "Trudim se previše".

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FilthyFrank

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Volim ga.. (smijeh)

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Philly D

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Oh da, na YouTubeu sam dulje od tebe, tako da možeš odjebati!

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Toby Turner

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Problemi s drogom.

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Marina Joyce

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Problemi s drogom.

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Tko je to rekao - Tko je to rekao?!

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Video Game Dunkey

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Uopće nije crn.

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Zoella

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Najgori sadržaj koji sam vidio.. i opet joj ide poprilično dobro.

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Poprilično dobro.

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CaseyNeistat

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Jedina osoba na YouTubeu s većim nosom od mojega.

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Hej, ja sam Boogey i svima želim biti prijatelj.

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Faze Clan

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Umalo važno kao i Call of Duty.

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Syndicate

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Napravio najljigaviji potez na YouTubeu koji sam ikad vidio i nekako još uvijek pravi videe.

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Kwebbelkop

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Glava mu umalo velika kao i njegov ego.

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Hillary Clinton

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Umire.

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YouTube

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Umire.

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PewDiePie

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Da sam bar to ja.

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(Glazba prestaje nakon što je PewDiePie postavio svjetski rekord za najviše sprženih ljudi u jednom videu s ukupno 42 ljudi)

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Je li to bio dobar - Je li to bio dobar izlazak?

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Dobro sam ih sredio, zar ne?

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Jedva čekam svu dramu, jedva čekam sve te preglede.

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Čovječe...

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Žestoko sam ih spržio.

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Samo ću ovdje sjediti..

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Nemojte zaboraviti pogledati moj Patreon, link u opisu

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Hvala vam puno na gledanju

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Ostavite like jer..

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Svi će me fanovi mrziti tako da mi trebaju likeovi da me zaštite, a ne zato jer želim još likeova, okej?