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2016年 4月

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YouTube有個問題，且我真的討厭

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就是八卦劇 (Drama)

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我想不到更愚蠢的事
來浪費時間

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如今

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不...有可能比他更錯誤嗎?

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我全部收回來
我改變主意了,可惡

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什麼是人們在YouTube極度渴望的??

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有創意,原創的內容

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不!肏他的
他們只想要觀看數,可惡

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然後我想你知道我要做什麼了

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什麼比其他都還會製造觀看數??

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沒錯

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八卦劇

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YouTube有個問題
我絕對討厭

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就是八卦劇

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我怎能犯下如此錯誤

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你知道我看那影片時

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真噁心

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現在你可能從某些YouTuber那裡，聽到對別人的八卦

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-嘿!我不喜歡你,我不喜歡你
-不!

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我要嗆你

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然後...然後他嗆回去

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然後觀看數...
觀看數來來回回

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就像網球一樣

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為什麼是網球...

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那怪物...自己作梗

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聽著...我...

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本人要開始跟其他爛YouTuber，製造可悲八卦劇

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任何人都可以做到，好嗎??!!

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我要開始跟所有人八卦

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所有你們喜歡的YouTuber...肏他們的

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我要讓他們感到很不好，很爛
他們就會...

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他們就會做嗆PewDiePie的影片

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希望如此

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然後，終於...我會貼題

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開始吧！

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CinnamonToastKen

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胖

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Scarce

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胖

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cry

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可能胖

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在這之後,我可能沒一個朋友

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Jacksepticeye

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愛爾蘭的王八蛋

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RiceGum

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北韓的王八蛋

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iDubbbz

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25歲就禿頭

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KSI （用弟弟Deji 的照片）

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被任何事激怒

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RihannaVEVO

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醜

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Dan and Phil

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他們有沒有在交往

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不，我們才不跟你講哩

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肏你的,你永遠都不知道

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Edgar

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最差的爛狗

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SeaNanners

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只要他給我觀看數
我就會對任何事都笑

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SeaNanners

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我對任何事都會笑
來隱藏我不好笑

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Shane Dawson

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希望他可以出櫃兩次

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jacksfilms

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甲甲的感覺

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泰勒絲

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醜

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fouseyTUBE

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YouTube最爛頻道

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Sky Does Minecraft

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絕對還喜歡我的世界

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DanTDM

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絕對還喜歡我的世界

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KickThePj

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需要被踢

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Markiplier

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愛哭鬼

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h3h3

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太多層下巴了

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Egoraptor

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太多層下巴了

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Leafy

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隆下巴

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想想看吧

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我可以講整夜,孩子

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我可以講整~夜

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emmablackery

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更像是
emma嗚呼我人生好辛苦

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Dillon The Hacker

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他媽甚至不會駭

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RomanAtwood

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高品質

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JennaMarbles

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更像是:我比我所有的頭貼正10倍
比我的真實樣貌

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KEEMSTAR

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他是個好夥伴
他是好~夥伴

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Lilly Singh

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太努力的定義

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FilthyFrank

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我愛他

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Philly D

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喔對,我在YouTube待得比你久

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所以你可以滾了

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TobyTurner

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毒品問題

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Marina Joyce

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毒品...問題

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誰說的??!!誰說的??!!

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videogamedunkey

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不是...黑人

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Zoella

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我所看過最差的內容
但還是...

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還是很不錯...

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很好啊

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CaseyNeistat

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在youtube裡唯一鼻子比我大的

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嘿我是boogie
然後我想跟大家做朋友

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FaZe Clan

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幾乎和決勝時刻一樣

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Syndicate

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做出在youtube裡最滑溜的動作
不知為何還在繼續作影片

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Kwebbelkop

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頭幾乎跟自己一樣大

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希拉蕊·柯林頓

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快死了

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YouTube

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快死了

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PewDiePie

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希望我是

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那是個...那是個很好的退場對吧??

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我有抓到精隨,對吧??

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我等不及八卦劇
我等不及觀看數

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喔!孩子

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我狠狠的嗆了他們

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我只要坐回這裡

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別忘了看看我的Patreon
連結在影片描述裡

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謝謝觀賞,按讚

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因為所有的粉絲現在都討厭我了

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我需要你們按讚來保護我

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不只是因為我想要更多讚,好嗎?