WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.909 --> 00:00:07.289 what-t-t well well well, it's time for another video slippy. what do you have to say about 00:00:05.600 --> 00:00:08.400 What do you have to say about 00:00:08.139 --> 00:00:12.689 your appearance on this channel so far from a scale to 1 to 00:00:08.400 --> 00:00:14.180 your appearance on this channel so far, from a scale to 1 to 10 00:00:13.120 --> 00:00:18.300 10. be as specific as possible about every single detail. go. 00:00:14.180 --> 00:00:18.360 Be as specific as possible about every single detail, go. 00:00:26.240 --> 00:00:28.560 You changed, man. You fuckin changed, man. 00:00:26.500 --> 00:00:30.500 you changed man. you fucking changed man. you used to be better than that slippy. 00:00:28.560 --> 00:00:33.020 You used to be better than that, Slippy. Don't - don't look at me with those sexy eyes, 00:00:31.000 --> 00:00:35.000 dont - dont look at me with those sexy eyes, its not gonna work again. :( 00:00:35.060 --> 00:00:40.860 As you all know, I love - I love the media, you know, news media I think is a wonderful thing. 00:00:35.500 --> 00:00:41.000 as you all know, i love - i love the media. you know news media i think is a wonderful thing. 00:00:40.860 --> 00:00:43.300 Mainstream news media. It's the greatest thing 00:00:41.000 --> 00:00:44.000 mainstrain news media is the greatest thing... e - e - ever 00:00:43.300 --> 00:00:44.360 E-e-ever 00:00:44.360 --> 00:00:48.680 It's done - It's done me many great things, you know, I owe my entire career. 00:00:44.500 --> 00:00:50.000 its done - its done me many great things you know, i owe my entire career - thats right slippy - i owe 00:00:48.680 --> 00:00:49.720 That's right Slippy. 00:00:49.728 --> 00:00:51.940 I owe my entire career thanks to media. 00:00:50.000 --> 00:00:52.000 my entire career thanks to medium (media?) 00:00:51.940 --> 00:00:53.940 Slippy: But no one cares about the media. 00:00:52.000 --> 00:00:54.000 but no one cares about the media 00:00:53.940 --> 00:00:56.800 Felix: Oh, really? Oh, no one cares about the media Slippy, oh okay 00:00:54.000 --> 00:00:56.000 oh really no one cares about the media slippy 00:00:56.000 --> 00:01:00.500 oh okay what if i told you, that your entire species, is a hate symbol. (rekt) 00:00:56.800 --> 00:01:00.980 What if I told you that your entire species is a hate symbol? 00:01:01.000 --> 00:01:05.000 DRAMATIC.MUSIC.OVER.PEPE 00:01:01.620 --> 00:01:06.840 [Dramatic music] *lol 00:01:07.500 --> 00:01:10.000 thats right, oh now you care? now you care? 00:01:10.000 --> 00:01:13.000 i see how it is slippy. i see how it is. 00:01:12.900 --> 00:01:18.100 As you may know, the media has been trying to find problems with YouTube now, 00:01:13.000 --> 00:01:18.000 as you may not know, uh - the media has been trying to find problems with youtube now. 00:01:18.000 --> 00:01:24.500 you know they went after me, the guy on top. you know - PHASE 2: go after the site itself. 00:01:18.100 --> 00:01:21.460 you know they went after me, the guy on top, you know. 00:01:21.460 --> 00:01:22.580 Phase two: 00:01:22.580 --> 00:01:24.740 Go after the site itself. 00:01:24.500 --> 00:01:28.000 uh - seems to be the case. you know the whole ad boycot thing. 00:01:28.000 --> 00:01:33.500 you know they went on the whole 'restricted mode thing'. it was a big - it was a big thing wasnt it slippy. 00:01:35.500 --> 00:01:39.500 now uh, theres a new video coming out, and its from uh 00:01:35.560 --> 00:01:41.060 Now there's a new video coming out and it's from news channel 10. 00:01:39.500 --> 00:01:41.000 NEWS CHANNEL 10 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:46.000 NEWWS CHANNNEL 10 my favourite - this is where i go, for all my latest info. 00:01:41.060 --> 00:01:42.360 NEWS CHANNEL TEN! 00:01:42.360 --> 00:01:46.080 My favorite - this is where I go for all my latest info. 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:50.000 well they made a report on youtube. its amazing, i love it so much. 00:01:46.080 --> 00:01:47.880 Well, they made a report on YouTube. 00:01:47.880 --> 00:01:48.980 It's amazing 00:01:48.980 --> 00:01:55.280 I love it so much. Keep doing this shit, media, because it's - you're giving me content, essentially. 00:01:50.000 --> 00:01:55.000 keep doing this shit media because its - hil - your giving me content essentially. 00:01:55.280 --> 00:02:00.600 And Slippy, if you weren't outraged before you will - you will be now. 00:01:55.500 --> 00:02:00.000 aand slippy, if you werent outraged before, you will - you will be now. 00:02:01.500 --> 00:02:03.000 ok, here we go 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:07.000 idiot:"seemingly innocent videos are making their way - " 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:10.500 eheh. hehehe. its already making me laugh because 00:02:10.500 --> 00:02:15.000 i can just tell by looking at that these two, that they have no idea wtf youtube is 00:02:15.000 --> 00:02:18.000 like this guy.. does not go to youtube. ok 00:02:15.280 --> 00:02:17.620 like this guy does not go to YouTube okay? 00:02:17.620 --> 00:02:20.740 VIDEO: - way into the homes of families all across the country. 00:02:18.000 --> 00:02:24.000 idiot:" - way into the homes of families all across the country, videos that are disguised, as something else. 00:02:23.680 --> 00:02:25.020 -Conspiracy music plays- FELIX: They're disguised... 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:29.500 theyre disguised, just like pewdiepie was disguised.. as a nazi. 00:02:29.500 --> 00:02:36.000 have you opened your eyes yet? and so, the rest of youtube must be in secret disguise as well. 00:02:29.820 --> 00:02:31.460 Have you opened your eyes yet? 00:02:31.460 --> 00:02:36.280 And so, the rest of YouTube must be in secret disguise as well. 00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:41.500 idiot2:"news channel 10's merry coleman joins us now, with more on how easily accessible they are to children" 00:02:36.280 --> 00:02:40.020 VIDEO: News Channel 10's Mary Coleman joins us now with more on how easily 00:02:40.020 --> 00:02:43.500 accessible they are to children and what you can do to protect them. 00:02:41.500 --> 00:02:43.500 idiot2:"and what you can do, to protect them" 00:02:43.500 --> 00:02:47.280 FELIX: Can someone please protect the children?! 00:02:44.000 --> 00:02:49.500 CAN SOMONE PLEASE protect the children. fuck man, i see this from time and time again. 00:02:47.280 --> 00:02:49.880 Fuck man, I see this from time and time again: 00:02:49.500 --> 00:02:52.500 "well we must protect the children. think about the children." 00:02:49.880 --> 00:02:55.520 'Well we must protect the children. Think about the children. Only children watch Pewdiepie, so we got to be careful.' 00:02:52.500 --> 00:02:55.500 "only children watch pewdiepie so we gotta be careful." 00:02:55.500 --> 00:02:58.500 its like BISH have you seen my demographics. ok. 00:02:55.520 --> 00:02:56.360 It's like BISH 00:02:56.360 --> 00:02:58.600 Have you seen my demographics? Okay? 00:02:58.500 --> 00:03:04.000 13 - 17, the smallest one. 18 - 24, 25 - 34. 00:02:58.600 --> 00:03:00.520 13 to 17?The smallest one. 00:03:05.000 --> 00:03:10.500 65+??? what the fff.. wait i have actually people older than 40 watching me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:03:05.180 --> 00:03:07.540 65 and plus? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What the-? 00:03:07.540 --> 00:03:10.520 Wait-- I have actually people older than 40 watching me? 00:03:10.500 --> 00:03:14.000 what - shoutout to you guys wtf are you doing with your life. 00:03:14.000 --> 00:03:16.000 idiot3:"thousands of youtube videos are re-" 00:03:16.000 --> 00:03:20.500 is she wearing fucking tassels as earrings.. im sorry i cant take you seriously any more. 00:03:16.160 --> 00:03:18.840 FELIX: Is she wearing fucking tassles as earrings? 00:03:18.840 --> 00:03:20.840 I'm sorry I can't take you seriously anymore. 00:03:20.500 --> 00:03:24.000 idiot3:"containing disturbing and even violent content." 00:03:20.840 --> 00:03:25.960 VIDEO: Containing disturbing and even violent content, and your children may be looking at those. 00:03:24.000 --> 00:03:26.500 idiot3:"and your children will (100% defo) be looking at those" 00:03:25.960 --> 00:03:32.180 But just as easy as it is to search for these videos, it's as easy to block them. Felix: Problem solved! 00:03:26.500 --> 00:03:30.500 idiot3:"but just as easy as it is to search for these videos, its as easy to block them." 00:03:30.500 --> 00:03:33.000 PROBLEM SOLVED. hehehe. great 00:03:32.480 --> 00:03:36.560 VIDEO: On the surface, these videos seem innocent and fun, but if you m-- 00:03:33.000 --> 00:03:36.000 idiot3:"on the surface these videos seem innocent and fun" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:03:36.500 --> 00:03:40.000 OHSHIT, courtesy youtube. 00:03:36.560 --> 00:03:39.800 FELIX: Oh shit! "Courtesy: YouTube." 00:03:39.800 --> 00:03:43.900 -Laughing- 00:03:40.000 --> 00:03:47.000 ehHAHAHAHa. eheh. thank you youtube for letting us - uh - use this clip 00:03:46.800 --> 00:03:50.540 VIDEO: The worst part? They are being disguised to lure in kids. 00:03:47.000 --> 00:03:54.000 idiot3:"the worst part, theyre being disguised to lure in kids. and with youtube being so popular, that isnt hard." 00:03:50.540 --> 00:03:53.960 And with YouTube being so popular, that isn't hard. 00:03:53.960 --> 00:03:55.460 VIDEO: And the parents are actually com- 00:03:54.000 --> 00:03:55.000 idiot4:"and the parents are actually complaining - " 00:03:55.000 --> 00:04:00.000 WHAT WAS THAT. what was that? WTF is that shot. what is hap - 00:03:55.460 --> 00:03:59.480 Felix: What was that? What was that? What the fuck is that shot? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What is that? 00:04:00.000 --> 00:04:00.500 THUMBNAIL! 00:04:00.020 --> 00:04:00.820 Thumbnail! XD 00:04:00.830 --> 00:04:03.860 VIDEO: - completely oblivious to it most of the time because they're either 00:04:01.000 --> 00:04:04.000 idiot4:"actually completely oblivious to it most of the time, because theyre either" 00:04:04.000 --> 00:04:04.500 gasp 00:04:04.500 --> 00:04:07.000 idiot4:"far away from the child or the child has headphones on" 00:04:07.000 --> 00:04:11.000 idiot4:"and theyre kinda doing their own thing, and they dont realise that the child is actually watching something" 00:04:11.000 --> 00:04:15.000 idiot4:"really inappropriate so we cant use youtube as a baby sitter" (wtf?!) 00:04:15.000 --> 00:04:22.500 yes you can. theres an app called youtube kids. it has a very strict - ewheyer - guidlines on whats allowed on 00:04:22.500 --> 00:04:28.500 youtube kids. just - uh - download youtube kids app, you dont need restriction mode. just download the 00:04:28.500 --> 00:04:36.000 youtube kids app and stfu honestly. it was made for parents, who have free entertainment, to watch there. 00:04:36.000 --> 00:04:39.000 idiot3:"its unclear why those posting these videos are doing it" 00:04:39.000 --> 00:04:43.500 idiot3:"but there are a few things you can do, to avoid your children being exposed to them" 00:04:44.000 --> 00:04:48.000 idiot4:"make sure you have the parental exclusions - uh - set up in youtube. and you can do that directly" 00:04:48.000 --> 00:04:52.000 idiot4:"on their website. and what that does is it excludes - umm - more adult" 00:04:52.000 --> 00:04:55.000 andrew brandt - all star computer service 00:04:55.500 --> 00:04:57.500 * intense googling intensifies* 00:04:57.500 --> 00:05:04.000 what the fuck is that. this just went to a computer service shop. why. 00:05:04.000 --> 00:05:06.500 idiot5:"you need to make sure your kids are watching disney vid -" 00:05:06.500 --> 00:05:12.000 whats with the god awful earrings im sorry. ayaya - it bothers me more than this whole report at this point. 00:05:12.000 --> 00:05:16.400 idiot3:"youtube also have a specifc kids app, another option for safety 00:05:16.400 --> 00:05:16.900 (dont forget condoms tho)" 00:05:16.900 --> 00:05:18.900 OH YOU NEW ABOUT IT 00:05:30.380 --> 00:05:35.820 Reporting in Amarillo, Mary Coleman, news channel 10. Felix: It's weird because these 00:05:36.140 --> 00:05:42.140 channels exist as some sort of Disney content. It's basically like the Chinese... 00:05:42.480 --> 00:05:47.100 knockoff of Disney that's just made it huge on YouTube. Is Frozen 00:05:58.360 --> 00:06:01.540 [cackling] 00:06:01.540 --> 00:06:03.540 where did they go?? XD 00:06:03.540 --> 00:06:05.540 yashhh!! 00:06:05.540 --> 00:06:07.540 The frozen Elsa video *lol XD 00:06:10.200 --> 00:06:12.000 WTF?! 00:06:12.000 --> 00:06:15.000 did someone actually screen it and was like.. 00:06:15.000 --> 00:06:17.000 THAT ONE IS FINE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:06:45.020 --> 00:06:49.780 This fucking video has Elsa spanking in it! "Spank Elsa Butt"! 00:06:49.780 --> 00:06:52.040 There must have been some fucking mis-flag, 00:06:52.040 --> 00:06:57.740 you know? They must have thought that this is like a Frozen Elsa video like all those fucking Webs & Tiaras and shit. 00:07:04.640 --> 00:07:08.400 "Frozen," "Frozen Games," "Family-Friendly"!! 00:07:08.620 --> 00:07:12.140 [cackling] 00:07:14.600 --> 00:07:22.540 He likes it, boy! Just comparing the revenue between my "Can We Save Youtube" video and my Frozen Elsa video... 00:07:14.620 --> 00:07:22.560 Like it by just comparing the revenue between my can we save Youtube video and my frozen, Elsa video 00:07:26.400 --> 00:07:29.100 Which pretty much have the same amount of views 00:07:26.420 --> 00:07:29.280 which pretty much have the same amount of views... 00:07:29.580 --> 00:07:35.420 five times more five times more on the forbidden, Elsa video the Spank, Elsa butt video 00:08:43.760 --> 00:08:48.240 Did you just assume my gender?? Family-Friendly Felix [singing]... 00:08:48.240 --> 00:08:56.680 [Family-Friendly Felix jingle plays] 00:08:57.000 --> 00:09:02.480 My favorite family friendly game. What should I slap her with? A fucking... blap!! 00:09:08.720 --> 00:09:13.420 Anchor: Parents are being warned about a pastime traditionally seen as innocent. News channel 10's 00:09:13.420 --> 00:09:16.660 Mary Coleman joins us now with more on - Felix: Oh, there's more! 00:09:16.660 --> 00:09:19.520 Anchor: - allowing children to watch YouTube should be aware of. 00:09:25.160 --> 00:09:31.280 I heard that he's a Nazi. I don't want my kids watching no Nazi. I don't even want kids to watch me, all right? 00:09:34.700 --> 00:09:40.320 I think I used to but I don't cater to kids like it's not what I do. All right guys, 00:09:40.320 --> 00:09:47.800 hope you enjoyed that video. If you enjoyed it - always a like is appreciated. Whatever you want to do, check out another video and uh... 00:09:47.800 --> 00:09:53.320 Just thanks for watching! I'll see you tomorrow with another one and as always...I guess I don't really always do it, 00:10:00.320 --> 00:10:06.840 fuck