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*Cue absolutely amazing music*
(JuSt MoNiCcA)

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hello hello Monika , hello to you Monika(blame google translate)

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*Still going...*

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*Now I got some epileptic*

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Uhhhhhhh

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Hell yeah

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It's time for another week of

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LWIAY

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Where I go through your submissions

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You as the content

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I have the questions

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Roll the intro!

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*INTRO BROS*

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*Rip off YIAY*

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Let's see what you posted this week

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I wonder if there is going to be any

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CHAIRMEMES

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in there and yes

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And yes I did er... I did recently break out of prison

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You are correct

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Who would win?

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I have better graphism {English 101 with pewds}

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BuT CaN YOu Do ThIS?!?!

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WOW

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Could barely even get started

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*weird laugh*

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Logan Paul makes a video showing a dead body?

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Youtube puts it in the trending list

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Pewdiepie makes a 15 second response video

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that doesn't show a dead body? Violates terms of service

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Uh-I'm not gonna call out YouTube

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For their blatant

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Favouritism

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When infact their

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People uploading Logan Paul

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got taken down

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and flagged {DUNDUNDUNN}

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with a strike but

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Logan Paul's video was approved

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and not even age restricted

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that's not favouritism

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that's just errr-

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tha-

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I-

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I'm just-

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I'm just glad YouTube is keeping the, you know

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the same rules for everyone

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and it makes sense

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it seems fair

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to me

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im sure

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Logan Paul's video, the Thinning (???) will be

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cancelled just like my show was

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cancelled as soon as

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media attention got into..

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Somebody toucha ma idea *laugh*

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*inhale*

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although I'd being seen this meme just appear

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In uhh... lotta different

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Places, I saw it on twitter

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Somebody
ToUchA Ma SpAgHeTtE

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SoMeBoDy T o u c h  a Ma SpAgHeTe

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Skrattar Du (me)
Forlorda Du (also Me)

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Just can't help yourself

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I gotta say this are pretty good M e m e s

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You guys are learning

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You guys are improving

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You like... An A.I.

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You can be taugh, well done :)

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My heart, Resting, Exercising

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When Somebody Toucha your Spaghet

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*it seems the switch of Pewd's Christian channel has turned on*
Take all this horrible things that happened

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Sexual Harrasment

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Murder

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But If someone touch ya' spaghet

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Thats you  know you must stand up  and use your voice

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S o m e b o d y
ToUcHa
mA
SpAgHeT

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Ethan and post did it before

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Goddamnit

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O yea?

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bUt Can yU Du DiS?

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*Chair mode Activated*

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Eyyy? I dont Think so
aaaaafefrebeib

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It's learn the different

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Learn the different

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This is high quality (Oh no, not again)

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$399 Chair..... Ok?

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How much you paid for your apple product

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Huh?

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Suddenly a nice chair isn't so expensive

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Isn't it?

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F*cking hypocritical scumbag

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Real life doki doki

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I gently open the door

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I felt like we gonna see this meme for a long time

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Long time

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2018

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it's a good start

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oh, my door was ringing

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Excuse me

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Excuse me while I open my door.

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*Intermission*

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I  don't need this

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uh, explain this, Youtube? huh?

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Uh, why you touch my

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Spaghet?

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SpAgHeT

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sPaGhEt

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That's pretty cool

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I loved the design so much I had to put it on mah nails :)

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Very Nice

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you know this is... (ads)

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High quality Design

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by yours trully....., Pewwds

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And have you seen my chair

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It's $399

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You welcome
(NO)

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If marzia and felix don't work out, I think I found pewdiepie Go to girl

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why?

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Cause she has a sledgehammer, everybody

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Great

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It's Definitely Brad

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How to talk to short people

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*another $399 Chair memes*

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Hey Marzia, I want to talk with you

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*quote*