Gosh dammit
Where's my video?
I have no video for today.
beep boop beep beep boop
Brad! [You.. his name is Sive 1]
Where's the video? [First pay 100$]
Hello? [Yeah its a wrong number]
You had ONE JOB BRAD [ His name is Sive 1]
Oopsie.
I did an oopsie. [Congrats]
[laughs]
Guess- guess it's time to make one now. [Then make it]
You owe me one.
And then I'll edit it.
[laughing]
Bye.
Bye [even more laughing]
YOU HAD ONE JOB
Oh I have a great idea! Let's review the You Had One Job subreddit.
That's a great idea. [Oh yeah yeah]
Let's review it.
Pewds: Came out of nowhere. [RKO]
Now [laughs] I don't make YouTube videos anymore I don't know what I'm doing
[more laughing]
It turned out really weird that you can tell-
The fact that this isn't working is what makes it work.
So let's just go with it. [REEEEEEEEEEE]
Brad: Yeah, for sure.
We're looking at the one job subreddit.
So you will learn that you have one job, which is to edit videos.
Yes sir.
Sorry sir.
Chocolate now 0.89 dollars.
Wow, what a great price!
A Spunow!
Oh, my favorite!
You ever had a Spunow, Brad?
What the fox - [laughs]
Oh no. This hurts me.
Well skor means shoes in Swedish.
You think that's what it is?
Skor?
Want some skor?
39 grams of shoes. [chuckles]
Do you sell shoes in grams in Sweden?
That's how we know the sizes.
[laughing]
That's probably why it's 87 cents.
Why is it such a specifically-
That's really-
Yeah.
This is fake.
I dunno...
What'd they write here? [They wrote sub to Pewds]
Wait wait, they wrote Nickers.
And Sickers.
[laughs]
What, how?
It can't be real. [Sadly it is]
This can't be real.
Someone picked up that chocolate bar, turned it upside down and went "Oh wait look, it looks like it's the-
It looks like a word."
"Let's make a fake sign."
No way dude.
Real or fake? [Is Maths related to Science]
I vote- I vote fake.
Okay.
I vote real.
Cause I want to believe that people are stupid. [But I'm a Genius]
Who on Earth accepted this as a return [Yeah they are talking about you]
This item is from the summer of 2000
That was almost 17 years ago! Our return policy is 45 days!
[PEWDS LAUGHING]
If you're not sure ,ASK! Management
Pewds: Ah oh Holy SHIRT
[Pewds wonderful laughs]
Oh NO [Oh yeah yeah]
I mean it looks pretty clean tho
It looks they had something more in yet
Yeah it looks pretty fresh [YUMMY]
Who realize outta no where [Yeah it's Randy Orton]
I'm goana return that one shirt [Top 10 lies]
They must have put that away and then gone Oh I never wore this because it's bad and they've outgrown
now or something you know and they were like Oh I'll take it back. But the thing is it work.
They must have got their money back. Yeah. That right
they got the warning for 50 back. Yeah.
I still got the tag on it. I just realized this this is okay by me.
I'd give a guy like what is that 20 bucks I'd give a guy 20 bucks who came in and was
like Hey you guys are good.
I don't know. I'm just the latest guy said now. Yeah yeah.
I mean I was pretty good at where that swag swag
real you wrote you reckon real. I reckon real to it.
Yeah. What the hell am I looking at. This is not a joke. Okay. So there we go.
That's how you know it's real. Yeah. We paid him photographer who claim to be a professional.
250 dollars for a family photo shoot.
Please see these for real photos. OK. It's definitely for real.
She delivered to us she said the shadows were really bad on the
beautiful, clear, sunny day and that her professor never taught
her to retouch photos. Feel free to share.
I literally have not laughed this hard in years.
She says
Oh my God.
Oh my God it looks like that game that you play. What's that game called.
Well you have to go to their house and they have an argument in the kitchen.
All right. No. No. That's it. No you've got to. No I don't.
No I don't. No I don't. Oh facade facade
may look like
Facade. Oh my God. Oh God.
Shit
How did the size of their eyes change if she's retouching the photo.
Could you hand that over to someone. Seriously.
I mean you look you looked further away and it's like you know it's
the guy doesn't look too bad on the right.
Yeah really relatively speaking to the other. The lighting
also it can't be that bad surely. Because look at the dogs.
Yeah I was thinking the same. Yeah. I don't know. I like how she she said my
professor never taught me to retouch photos or you don't say.
I told the truth in it which stream the other day. Right. And it
was. I'm just curious as to whether you'll still sort of
eating the powder of the jet fuel. What do you mean.
You told me that you like the cotton candy flavored so much that
you've been spooning it up in your hand and eating it without diluting it with war
and unrest to he was still doing it because I'm not a guy.
I love jet fuel. I love you if you're more than you love
money and that's a lot bond. Yeah but if you
want anything to happen. If you eat that without diluting it
you are going to die with it.
Secondly this is why I have a gene for sponsorship
and you down brand. So stop trying to trick me.
Let me eat directly in the cotton candy and slowly kill my G fuel.
What do you do to promote eating it. Just like
I'm not promoting it. I just told you I like it.
What if got was gonna make sure you don't breathe it in when you put it in your mouth that's all you get.
Yeah. No. That's what it is. It's just breathing in.
You could eat as much of it as you want in powder form but don't breathe it in.
That's what you get.
Yeah. Clifford the Big Red Dog. He knows a
lot about divorce, dating and sex after 45 \
And he won't spare you the gory details.
Oh my word. Net flags.
What is this Netflix dark reboot of Clifford the big red doll.
That picture looks sexually intended as well. It looks like
something's going on. Yeah it looks like something's going on at the other end of the picture.
The sand buried him in the sand.
But but one part of Clifford is still showing
His big rage. OK Paul. That's
Paul. This one has to be rare. Yeah. They use up all the time don't they.
Yeah they do yeah.
Postman gives a zero fucks
Hundred percent. How did this happened to me already.
Oh my God for sure. Yeah. Yeah.
This is this happens every day. No down whatsoever at the beginning of ice venture
where he's smashing the box up. Oh yeah. On the street is is nice.
It's not him like making a play on postman.
This is just how they are. I think it's what they have to do.
I think it's just places. Yeah. I a hundred percent understand it as well.
If if it was my job I would also do the same thing. Yeah. Whenever there
is signs on the things that says like ok please be
careful or this side up. I'm always
thinking like why bother.
Then it's like when you have luggage and you're like this is fragile. And then you look.
Yeah. No the plane and then launching them into the
Olympics. Germany uses this flag anymore. Moving on I just said
in that one out. Got new doors at work.
Pull push. But that's the sign. They must
have bought that. I guess so. Yeah right.
Hey that's a strange polling technique. Maybe this is the
entrance to the Jedi Temple. Oh force person force post poll.
Yeah it's still kind of doesn't make sense but it's the best
it could. It could be photoshop but I don't think so. Just based on the shadowing
the exact I was gonna say. Yeah this is this is 4 4 for sure real for real.
So many people are awful.
The guy that made it the guy that bought it and the employee that put it up.
The guy that sold that as well. Or the woman.
Well I've seen this one before and I already think it's fake. Don't be silly. Wrap your
Willy take one for free. Yeah. This is for sure just in someone's like
university dorm room. You know like a little mean. Yeah. They were
like Ha ha this is funny. Who writes a smiley face. The wrong sign.
I hope some drunk freshman doesn't act stupidly and use one of these
That's the issue here really is that one person will use one of them.
You know the person who made this is like haha. This is a funny joke but there is a
dumb ass out there who will pick one of those off the wall and use it.
I think what's more likely is that someone picks it off the wall and gave it to someone
because you want to really see that it's broken.
Epic prank. Yes. We've ruined your schedule now.
Just put a fucking comma.
People are eating children in this area. Please leash your dog and clean up after them.
Thank you. What. What am I looking at.
People are eating comma children and in this area.
People are eating children. Oh my God.
People are eating children. People are eating again. It's just like a.
This is inclusive. You gone crazy where we start to accept
cannibals back into society. You know this is a cannibal
society is the cannibal eating children. Yeah. Yesplease.
If you don't mind. This is where cannibals eat their children and
walk their dogs. Okay. And you're discriminating against cannibals if you don't let them.
I do not want any engraving just leave the metal plate blank.
No Engraving.
Oh
Oh no this is real. That's right so
What would you like on your own your metal plates.
I do not want any engraving just leave a metal plate blank no engraving and then that arrives.
Oh God. And suddenly sir. Absolutely.
Good God.
[laughs]
You know this is in America. I mean not just from the look at the Oh my God I didn't even
see it because on a little screen I'm looking at
Oh My God! What are you plugging in you're saying
I've been using an electric sponge since I was a child.
School Free Drug Zone.
[laughs]
What is it supposed to say school free. What it's drug
drug free school zone surely. But the person
who put it out it was just on some drugs that may
have put it up or look at it. It's-
screwed.
dinosaur kids pillow case
I don't see the issue. The issue is that you think you're buying
the pillow case but if you look it's just the image of the kid on the kid.
It took me a moment.
It's great. Would you like this picture of a child sleeping
There's no way.
Surely this is a joke. Like someone has downloaded the
JPEG and printed it on my eye and onto their own pillowcase
dinosaur kids pillow case. I got to find it.
Yeah. Say it's fake. Yeah they changed the photo cinema
just now.
You make it look like this.
Just imagine kids getting stuck at the bottom slide clothes. Yeah that's the wrong.
It's the wrong end. There's been four children in there for 30 years.
put it there for sale they're adults. They just the tunnel people was there and grown up they
managed to come out from the lake. They have to grow tall enough to reach
people have given them food down there. They've been living there for years.
Santa I've been a good girl. Please stop
Moving on.
Next the image. Thank you.
That's not even Santa. He just lied to a creep creeps up
behind that line. It's me Santa.
Oh wow great
Soccer players. Seriously what is wrong with them.
They ruin this sport because everyone just thinks they're a bunch of pussies
because they're all like super rich.
They're like strong and really athletic. If you if you had a fight with one in the
street they would kick they would kick the hell out of you. You can pretend to be
injured but if you if you're injured as an adult male now you just go
oh oh bloody hell my leg.
Oh and then maybe I'll bet you don't you don't like put your hand up to
your head like hey I shake this period right.
I must cover my face now from the immense pain. So no one can see it.
It's so terrible. Oh yeah my leg. You say
you don't do that. You go.
You kick me machines you bastard.
Can You Help Rocco Get Home? NO!
Oh
Oh no. Rocco. Rocco coming home.
This is how you tell kids that dogs run away.
The Washington Post. The perfect Aryan child.
No. This at the end of the video. End of the video. Wow.
We're completely out of time right there. What a shame. If only we want.
Shame on public. Just wanted to see what it was about him.
To do time to time next time due to time. That's it. I guess we'll have to see in the next one in the next video
if we get enough thumbs up and smash like some videos
smashed like and don't g fuel dry.
Remember to use. Code PewDiePie
At the checkout. That's delicious.
You want pyramids. We gotta. Oh you're into castles huh.
We got you covered baby. You want some pants. Easy.
We got it all. This game is still relevant. God damn it.