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India(thats not india-oopsie) ,a country just filled with
wonderful culture

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your bObS very big I kiss your BObs (Pewds miSrEad it)

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a country with men that
finally understands rOmAncE

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when I said I can get you the moon I MEANT IT

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Wowow great looking so hot superb sexy bEAuTyYy

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we have a lot of stuff to learn from India still, so today

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we're going to dwell deeper into its
culture, into its TV shows to try and

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understand what makes India, so great.

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*clap clap* You India you lose, everybody

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SKRATTADU

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*burp* don't laugh

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let's begin the challenge

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Most dramatic scene ever

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okay let's watch

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*EpiC MoOziK*

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WOO HOO !!

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**Epic Zooming** **Amazing FX**

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**Thunder sound + Epic zooming**

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**More effects**

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**Zooming INTENSIFIES**

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Wait! Wait! This can't be real, this can't
be real...

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*Pewds laughing heartily*

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WHAT IS HAPPENING

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Jesus Christ this puts Brad one and Brad
two's editing to shame. What is this!?

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Jesus Christ that was amazing.

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Indian soap
Opera scenes, oke.

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[Translation] The chief of NB Group of Companies....(Apparent gibberish)

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*SLAP!*

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WOAH WOW

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*face zoom in progress*

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oh no

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IT BEGAN *facial zooming noises*

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NO STOP!!

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[Translation] fucking bitch bloody fucking bastard you fucking?

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[Translation] Do you have any idea about that man you have asked help from?

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*Face Zoom*

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[Translation] What the heck you have done!

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jesus

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oh my God, is it beautiful!

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i need to watch some indian dramas, clearly!

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It reminds me of the sound from all- that all the viners use in every single clip

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**really epic sound effects, thanks brad**

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dramatic Indian drama character
introduction, Okay lets watch.

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WAHWAHLUIGI!

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*Disintegration meme*

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we all love indian soap operas

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*Disintegration meme*

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OH MY GOD !!
Why are my intros not that good ?!

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This is some next-level editing

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JESUS CHRIST

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Negative photography + Disintegration

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it's like they just locked an editor in
the room and be like here's $2 and 500 grams of cocaine

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now edit this bit the
coolest way possible

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Indian soap operas are the bomb

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dramatic Indian paper signing

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*Opens Pen*

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**Ghalin Lotangan(Indian song)**

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*Showing everyone's reaction*

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this reminds me of a ...

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it's like a
real-life anime

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it reminds me of Death Note

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when he goes I take a potato chip!

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I'll solve
equations with my right hand and write

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names with my left

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I'll take a potato chip

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AND EAT IT

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if friends were an Indian soap opera

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take the rage take the rage take the rage

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*Face zooming and effects begin*

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oh my god oh my god... this clip... Brad is
gonna Brad 2 it's gonna have to

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do some proper censoring here

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If you wanna go then you go to hill and go down[sic]

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Why you get wild?

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I call you crazy?

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You bloody b*stard b*tch

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[Translation]Sisf*ker

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You running like lady, eh?[sic]

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BLOODY BASTARD BLOODY BOASDFJADSH

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i recommend watching this clip in its full uncensored glory it's
absolutely beautiful

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and yeah it's just a country filled with memes it's
absolutely beautiful here we have a ravi

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posting on Facebook believe in yourself
and he, he made his own book called

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"greatest people" and he placed it next to uhh

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all these other uhh famous people's books

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someone commented "cool" he says "yes am proud of me"

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*pewd's cute giggles aww*

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how to transfer money from

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GTA 5 to our original account help me
I robbed a bank I have

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nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine dollars I want
to transfer this money to my Visa

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debit card account

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people say I look like
Kaneki Ken. I mean he does have the

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eyes just like the same size of the
pupils

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felix you can't do our indian accent because

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thats racist because Apu is racist!!!!

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WHO CARES

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super funny
action scenes of Bollywood movies okay

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bring it on

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so this is a film apparently

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how is this
a movie!?

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what the hecking heck

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did they make this in gmod!?

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WHAT IS HAPPENING

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wait there's Indian matrix

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oh my god is
the same movie

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WHY!?!?

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it's the same sCENE!

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[Translation] Freeze! Surrender yourself!

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pewds: "fReEzE"

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*cute laughter again*

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OHMYGOD ITS LIKE SCENE BY SCENE

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i mean arguably this is better

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in my opinion

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well hello there!

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hello guys it's jovan and you
know what time it is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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disco time!!! hang on

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OH!

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YEAH!

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my newest jam guys!

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pewd's newest jam too!

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I mean there's this is basically me and
there's nothing to rip on here

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"hello!" "what's up buddy" "hi how are you!"

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"good everything okay?" oh i've seen this

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"what's you're name sir?" "isel" "okay"

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"what you doing here sir?"

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"nothing much I'm just waiting for my
friend" "hey what's your friend's name?"

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"my friend's name is Raj" "is he staying at the
hotel here?"

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"no he came to meet someone over here so I'm just here to pick up my
wallet because I forgot my wallet in his car"

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"I can see a driver's license right here" "pull it out, its okay, you can pull it out" "okay"

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"and this is not yours?" "I don't know of that was his identification"

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"uHH what is this" "I have no clue"

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"your story's still a little scattered do you have anything else
illegal on your socks shoes anything

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like that? no okay I know you're high
okay" ((OHHH BUSTED))

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"I smoke weed" *raises eyebrows like a mad lad*

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"you're higher than you
think"

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"no no it's because when I woke up I [had] seen
the lights and stuff and I [had] seen you

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guys and I got nervous"

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"I had a monster drink I don't know if that does it?"

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yeAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH he just had a mONSTER

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"your tongue's pasty white"

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"I just had kebab"

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HAHAHA HE JUST HAD KEBAB

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"that's all I got to say! I don't - unless you want me to make up stuff"

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"absolutely not" "there you go! I'm probably being
honest"

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I trust him I trust him okay he

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was said he was being totally honest all
he did was have a monster energy drink

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and a kebab this is the sort of racist
discrimination that poor demar - de -

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marginalized groups face every single
day in America

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date a girl who wears glasses it's like dating two girls when
she takes them off akaash says wash off

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akaash says "wash off the makeup and then you can date three
women

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SAVAGE 🔥🔥

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ゴゴゴ [JoJo Theme Intensifies] ゴゴゴ

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*mAle bOBs*

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*Pls translate*

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why

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that's all I want to know: why

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hope
you guys enjoyed this video did you

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India or did you lose? 👏🏻👏🏻

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leave a like if
you lose and leave a like if you won

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and I'll see you guys next episode

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now this finishes with my favorite song

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of all time by

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Zahreeli Chummi ((pewd's pronunciation omG AHAHA))

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i just wanna say

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goodbye

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goodbye to the people who hated me 
goodbye to the people who loved me
goodbye to the people who trusted me

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goodbye goodbye to everybooby

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pewdiepie is a virgin (not fake)

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goodbye to the people who fucked me

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yEs and go follow me too thanks bros!