WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:03.940 --> 00:00:04.520 *Sound of monster opening* 00:00:07.200 --> 00:00:08.460 [garbled] SKRATTAR DU 00:00:09.540 --> 00:00:10.760 [explosion time] 00:00:13.020 --> 00:00:15.220 I'm already- I'm already laughing [giggle] 00:00:15.980 --> 00:00:18.580 This is going to be- super hard 00:00:18.960 --> 00:00:20.960 EXTREME EDITION!!! 00:00:20.980 --> 00:00:22.920 [sobbing and whining] 00:00:22.920 --> 00:00:24.920 [fangirl shriek, more sobbing] 00:00:25.340 --> 00:00:28.860 I feel like this is only funny cuz I've seen the original... 00:00:32.080 --> 00:00:37.740 And I know what they're crying about. They're watching this I think it's the latest BTS music 00:00:38.080 --> 00:00:42.800 video, AND I'M NOT discriminating I felt the exact emotion when I saw It 00:00:42.800 --> 00:00:46.720 the first time but, but you replace it with anything else 00:00:46.980 --> 00:00:48.120 and it's just... 00:00:48.240 --> 00:00:49.360 Luigi: I hope you made lotsa spaghetti! 00:00:50.020 --> 00:00:51.260 Mario: Luigi, look! 00:00:52.140 --> 00:00:54.520 Mario: it's from Bowser.. [girls crying] [pewds chuckling] 00:00:54.520 --> 00:01:00.700 [unintelligible mix of pewds laughing, girls crying, and Mario talking] 00:01:00.700 --> 00:01:02.700 Oh, she's actually crying! D: 00:01:02.700 --> 00:01:04.320 girls: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 00:01:04.420 --> 00:01:06.480 ...I had and I know what you're thinking 00:01:06.480 --> 00:01:12.480 I had the exact reaction when I watched the Mario anime. It's tough, man 00:01:12.480 --> 00:01:16.200 it's tough, it's heavy stuff, it's got heavy themes about Koopa Kingdom. 00:01:16.480 --> 00:01:18.300 another one 00:01:18.320 --> 00:01:21.120 [heavy breathing + lisp, r/niceguys style] Lord Maximus at your service m'lady. 00:01:21.120 --> 00:01:22.680 Level 82 DM. 00:01:22.960 --> 00:01:23.740 Gentleman. 00:01:24.220 --> 00:01:24.720 Feminist. 00:01:25.120 --> 00:01:26.160 Sandwich lover. 00:01:26.160 --> 00:01:28.060 Burrito lover 00:01:28.060 --> 00:01:29.480 (pewds: ohh) woman lover 00:01:29.560 --> 00:01:30.640 Pewds: Women lover! 00:01:30.800 --> 00:01:33.100 *clears throat* Listen carefully m'lady 00:01:33.100 --> 00:01:37.500 it seems you have stolen something from me and i am very upset! 00:01:37.500 --> 00:01:40.560 I will have no choice but to contact the town sheriff 00:01:40.560 --> 00:01:45.660 However,[breathing] i am willing to overlook this transgression if you agree to a date with me. 00:01:45.660 --> 00:01:49.140 [breathing] Otherwise charges will be pressed for the stealing of my heart! 00:01:50.160 --> 00:01:52.780 (pewds: oh jeesuss) I await your letter of acceptance. 00:01:52.780 --> 00:01:54.780 *smacking lips intensifies, heavy mic breathing* 00:01:54.880 --> 00:01:57.020 Truly, Lord Maximus. 00:01:57.320 --> 00:02:00.300 (back to pewds now) Lord Maximus, has cats 00:02:00.300 --> 00:02:01.600 [giggle] 00:02:03.700 --> 00:02:06.480 I wonder how many people that worked on. 00:02:06.540 --> 00:02:07.820 cause I would swipe!!!!! 00:02:07.820 --> 00:02:12.700 heyEveryoneItsjajaeverysinglesllsjladkjslkjlsjafljdksaldjsadlsa (no one understands her) 00:02:12.700 --> 00:02:16.020 GAPADUBEBIGBADEBEGANABEGANA (That being That) 00:02:16.020 --> 00:02:24.640 [sad music, Pewds.exe has stopped working] 00:02:24.660 --> 00:02:25.520 Rip PewDiePie ~ 1922 - 2018 00:02:25.520 --> 00:02:31.200 Who is this? ..eh.. I don't want it. Just take it back. Take this one back. 00:02:31.260 --> 00:02:33.980 Can we put this one back in, please? 00:02:34.080 --> 00:02:34.580 oh..! 00:02:36.140 --> 00:02:36.640 O h. 00:02:38.720 --> 00:02:39.220 O k a y. 00:02:40.860 --> 00:02:42.020 THIS is epic.. 00:02:42.720 --> 00:02:45.120 alright, alright, I get it, I get it, 00:02:45.200 --> 00:02:50.260 I get it now. I get it. I'm on board. Yeah, sign me up, bing it! 00:02:50.260 --> 00:02:52.260 (in video: mmm..) 00:02:52.260 --> 00:02:54.240 [dreamy music] 00:02:54.240 --> 00:03:00.020 Oh? okay. Okay. Okay, this is also epic....*burps* 00:03:00.980 --> 00:03:01.940 Wow! 00:03:02.200 --> 00:03:06.240 All right that's not even a meme, that's just an excuse for you to use that in 00:03:06.240 --> 00:03:12.150 the thumbnail Felix, 0h okay, thank you Felix ,cool! all right.. 00:03:12.150 --> 00:03:15.680 This is going pretty good so far, what else do we *laughs* 00:03:15.680 --> 00:03:18.260 and uh, we're gonna have to bring out the..[in video: unintelligent yelling] the big guns! 00:03:18.260 --> 00:03:20.260 [unintelligible yelling about Yeezy shoes] 00:03:20.260 --> 00:03:21.840 blonde kid: first go! uh 00:03:21.840 --> 00:03:26.120 brunette kid: MY BROTHER JUST WON A PAIR OF FRICKIN' YEEZYS!!! OUTTA THIS FRICKIN'... MACHIIIINE! 00:03:27.140 --> 00:03:31.520 brunette: WHAT THE F- IS GOING ON HERE?! I SHOULDVE WON -- IM THE ONE THAT WANTED YEEZYS!!! 00:03:32.600 --> 00:03:33.660 brunette: IM THE ONE!!!! 00:03:33.840 --> 00:03:38.960 blonde kid: I just remembered... [unintelligible] myself a pair of yeezys… [brunette screaming] $400 pair of shoes no joke 00:03:38.960 --> 00:03:40.960 blonde kid: w h a t... no joke 00:03:40.960 --> 00:03:43.940 brunette: *still screaming, now joined by hype monster with curly hair, also screaming* 00:03:43.940 --> 00:03:49.120 [all unintelligible screaming] 00:03:49.540 --> 00:03:54.020 *high pitched felix* THEY WON YEEZYS .. WHAT THE FRICK DUDE THEYRE LIKE $400.... 00:03:54.600 --> 00:03:57.820 Lord Farquaad: mirror, mirror... show her to me. Show me the princess! 00:03:57.820 --> 00:04:01.920 [orchestral crescendo followed by E] 00:04:01.920 --> 00:04:03.820 [MUSIC IS LOUDER NOW] 00:04:03.820 --> 00:04:05.520 m nama jeff.. 00:04:10.980 --> 00:04:12.980 {who is she} 00:04:12.980 --> 00:04:14.980 {oh, it's howard!} 00:04:20.460 --> 00:04:21.660 pewds in video: what a fucking 00:04:21.800 --> 00:04:22.360 [tech. difficulties] 00:04:22.360 --> 00:04:27.720 pewds in video: reeeeeeEEEEEEE!! hello! my fellow intellectuals! 00:04:31.180 --> 00:04:33.500 Moving on! Moving on everybody. 00:04:33.500 --> 00:04:38.380 [kid sobbing in video] 00:04:38.380 --> 00:04:41.500 [lowkey ear rape bass] 00:04:41.500 --> 00:04:48.180 So they announced King Rool for smash and still no WA--LU--WI--GI, huh? 00:04:48.180 --> 00:04:52.280 heyeveyoneitsjajaeverysinglesllsjladkjslkjlsjafljdksaldjsadlsa (JoJo is back) 00:04:52.280 --> 00:04:53.520 *CRINGE* 00:04:53.520 --> 00:04:56.760 Why her voice sound like a shoe squeaking on the floor? 00:04:56.760 --> 00:04:59.760 heyeveyoneitsjajaeverysinglesllsjladkj*SQUEAK*sdkjsldfsdlkcmvvnsldkfjlkmxcsd 00:04:59.760 --> 00:05:00.640 [snort] 00:05:00.640 --> 00:05:02.640 man: Where is he? 00:05:02.640 --> 00:05:04.640 girl: he's in anguish! 00:05:05.040 --> 00:05:06.120 man: Good 00:05:07.160 --> 00:05:07.680 girl: He... 00:05:08.400 --> 00:05:09.560 He mourns! 00:05:09.840 --> 00:05:12.240 man: What does this... MONSTER.. 00:05:12.240 --> 00:05:14.240 have to mourn? 00:05:15.320 --> 00:05:16.800 ha Ha HA HA 00:05:18.300 --> 00:05:19.220 YES! 00:05:29.220 --> 00:05:35.960 This is SO devastating... Alexa, can we cast iron? 00:05:37.320 --> 00:05:40.000 *insert Jeopardy music here* 00:05:40.000 --> 00:05:42.000 *Alexa stopped responding* 00:05:42.480 --> 00:05:43.680 ALEXA! 00:05:44.880 --> 00:05:45.920 THIS IS SO SAD! 00:05:46.760 --> 00:05:48.360 CAN WE CAST OBSIDIAN? 00:05:48.360 --> 00:05:49.520 Alexa: i don't know that one... 00:05:49.520 --> 00:05:50.160 *PEWDS INHALES* 00:05:50.160 --> 00:05:51.200 *insults using cat language* 00:05:57.000 --> 00:05:59.280 pewds: Turn the volume up... 00:05:59.520 --> 00:06:00.020 *POP* 00:06:00.420 --> 00:06:00.940 Ñice 00:06:01.820 --> 00:06:02.500 *scoff laugh* 00:06:03.260 --> 00:06:04.500 I should've seen that one coming. 00:06:04.720 --> 00:06:09.970 A: I ll-look like I've been nn-nothing. B: Nothing, you've been knocked out but you just, 00:06:09.970 --> 00:06:14.120 don't see just a little spill, just a little bit of spill there 00:06:14.120 --> 00:06:16.120 pewds: *laughing* no.. 00:06:16.120 --> 00:06:18.120 *CRASH* 00:06:19.000 --> 00:06:21.960 Just a little spill-just a little bit of spillage there 00:06:21.960 --> 00:06:25.360 WHAMAN: Any business could put up an inflatable, Mario? As long as they're not selling, 00:06:25.360 --> 00:06:30.160 Mario related products. You'd think Mario would be a pretty uncontroversial figure, 00:06:30.160 --> 00:06:34.500 but this inflatable even provoked this random guy downtown in the middle of our 00:06:34.500 --> 00:06:38.660 interview. *FALCON PUNCH* What? 00:06:38.660 --> 00:06:41.740 Did he just- did he just punch mario? 00:06:41.800 --> 00:06:42.500 Alexa!!!! 00:06:43.000 --> 00:06:43.700 *Alexa is truly a savage, or maybe she's deaf* 00:06:43.700 --> 00:06:47.780 Hey guys, i've been reading some of the comments on Instagram, 00:06:47.780 --> 00:06:50.560 some people think they can EAT the flex seal family of 00:06:50.560 --> 00:06:56.860 products. You can't. Don't eat them, don't ingest them, in any shape or form 00:06:56.860 --> 00:07:02.800 they're not to be eaten! you can coat, seal, and protect! But don't 00:07:02.800 --> 00:07:07.640 eat 'em.... that would cause a lot of damage. Flex off! 00:07:08.040 --> 00:07:10.720 Oh really... Mr.scientist? 00:07:10.800 --> 00:07:11.980 *STDZZZZZZZZ* 00:07:11.980 --> 00:07:13.480 THEN EXPLAIN THIS!! 00:07:21.000 --> 00:07:22.640 Pewds: Not to be not eaten! 00:07:26.560 --> 00:07:30.520 Mainstream Media lies.... try to stop us- 00:07:30.520 --> 00:07:37.840 -from eating laundry detergent.. saying "Oh ItS DaNgErOuS!, iT'S DaNgErOuS To EaT lAuNdRy DeTeRgEnT!!!!!!!!!!!!" 00:07:38.420 --> 00:07:40.960 YoU CaNt eAt tHeM -bLuH BlUh bLuH BlUh!!! 00:07:40.960 --> 00:07:41.460 Alright? 00:07:41.460 --> 00:07:44.180 If I want to- I will eat- IM A GROWN MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 00:07:44.180 --> 00:07:44.680 *Long live the amazing outstanding mic who's been through all pewd's spit* 00:07:46.720 --> 00:07:51.080 flash backs: "You can.eat 'em. Ingest them.in Any shape or form. 00:07:51.080 --> 00:07:59.140 They are not to be not eaten. You can coat, seal, and eat the flex seal family.of products 00:07:59.460 --> 00:08:01.460 It's DELICIOUS!!! 00:08:01.460 --> 00:08:03.460 *Proceeds to eat flex seal™* *Please sponsor us* 00:08:03.460 --> 00:08:05.460 *god is testing him by challenging him to eat flex seal™..* 00:08:05.500 --> 00:08:08.580 *when will it end? everyday.. we suffer..* 00:08:08.660 --> 00:08:10.660 *lucky catch, marzia, this one's a keeper* 00:08:10.660 --> 00:08:13.480 speaking + eating flex tape = seizure.exe 00:08:13.480 --> 00:08:18.220 *thanos is quaking* 00:08:24.580 --> 00:08:25.560 [quiet chuckling] 00:08:25.560 --> 00:08:26.060 *HUEP* 00:08:28.440 --> 00:08:29.860 oh my god.. 00:08:31.020 --> 00:08:33.020 They have advanced technology already! 00:08:33.020 --> 00:08:33.520 *Inhales* 00:08:33.520 --> 00:08:35.060 We were so blind!! 00:08:35.060 --> 00:08:37.700 Grandpa: We got a big show for you tonight. Welcome to the Late Show! 00:08:37.720 --> 00:08:41.540 I'm your host, Stephen Colbert! *applause* 00:08:41.540 --> 00:08:42.380 Donald trump...... 00:08:42.380 --> 00:08:44.020 *gasp* 00:08:44.020 --> 00:08:44.980 AWFUL!!! 00:08:44.980 --> 00:08:46.580 *APPLAUSE* 00:08:46.580 --> 00:08:48.460 *APPLAUSE* *with some lil skratta from god* 00:08:48.820 --> 00:08:49.320 *inhales* 00:08:49.640 --> 00:08:50.140 ohh... 00:08:50.140 --> 00:08:50.860 oh, thats good............. 00:08:50.860 --> 00:08:58.500 *man is not paying attention.... what's she saying? he doesn't know...* 00:08:58.740 --> 00:09:05.580 woman: that's gonna be an internet MEM... I'm sorry, Garhehehe! we love you but that's gotta be an internet MEM 00:09:05.780 --> 00:09:08.300 Ohhhhhhh... stop please! 00:09:08.300 --> 00:09:10.300 Alexa, make it STOP! 00:09:10.300 --> 00:09:11.220 Pewds.exe has stopped working. 00:09:13.460 --> 00:09:14.260 oH gOd!!!! 00:09:14.660 --> 00:09:16.660 That's an epic.. mam 00:09:16.820 --> 00:09:17.320 👏 00:09:17.320 --> 00:09:18.560 I LOVE DA MAME!!! 00:09:18.560 --> 00:09:20.480 jOjO: How old do you want to be in ten years? 00:09:21.200 --> 00:09:22.180 jojo sewage: 25? 00:09:22.180 --> 00:09:24.380 jojo: You know whats better than 24? 00:09:25.260 --> 00:09:26.860 jojo: TWENTY FIVE! 00:09:26.860 --> 00:09:29.340 Pewds.exe stopped working...* 00:09:29.340 --> 00:09:31.620 Pewds.exe stopped working...** 00:09:31.620 --> 00:09:33.820 Pewds.exe stopped working...*** 00:09:33.820 --> 00:09:35.380 Pewds.exe stopped working...**** 00:09:35.380 --> 00:09:37.580 pale child: "I like jumping like a horse!" 00:09:37.580 --> 00:09:41.460 *Proceeds to jump like a mother horse* 00:09:41.460 --> 00:09:43.460 *earrape laugh* 00:09:43.460 --> 00:09:47.860 *hehe in confusion* 00:09:47.860 --> 00:09:49.900 Oh, that hit me out in nowhere! What is this? 00:09:50.680 --> 00:09:51.800 IT'S LIL TAY SHE IS BACK! 00:09:51.800 --> 00:09:54.840 *chunkster heavily breathing* 00:09:54.840 --> 00:09:57.440 ''back to jumping like a horse!!1!" 00:10:01.340 --> 00:10:01.840 *Hiccup* 00:10:03.160 --> 00:10:05.160 This is so great!!!!! 00:10:05.320 --> 00:10:07.480 You have all these stupid young kids.. 00:10:07.480 --> 00:10:14.180 like lil tay flexing money with no talent, and you have this ABLIBLIBLIBLIB gurl ..... and then you have a girl... 00:10:14.180 --> 00:10:21.520 With a real talent, a real core message, she just like to jumping like a horse, look at her! Incredible! 00:10:21.900 --> 00:10:27.420 What a wholesome episode this has been guys! This has been my pleasure to host 00:10:27.420 --> 00:10:29.680 SKRATTA!-- leave a like if you lost this challenge 00:10:29.720 --> 00:10:34.820 Leave a like if you won this challenge! And remember, to watch another video of 00:10:34.860 --> 00:10:35.920 this as well.. 00:10:35.920 --> 00:10:36.420 .. 00:10:36.420 --> 00:10:36.920 ... 00:10:36.920 --> 00:10:38.300 …. 00:10:38.300 --> 00:10:40.380 that's it, that's it! see you tomorrow! bye! 00:10:41.460 --> 00:10:48.100 [jojo blahdkslvmcxlmsdl again] 00:10:48.380 --> 00:10:48.880 -subtitles took forever, hope they help! Olive <3