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haus mank

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*saya habis konten*

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perang dunia 3

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umm, aku udah- aku udah ketawa

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ini bakalan susah banget

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E D I S I   E K S T R I M

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ce: masa gitu..   bowser: huahahaha

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aaaaaaaa

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aku ngerasa ini lucu karena aku udah nonton yang aslinya

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-dan aku tau video apa yang mereka teriakin

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mereka nonton-

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-kayaknya mereka nonton bts

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video musik ----- AKUGA ngE DiSKRImiNasiin MerEKa

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aku ngerasain emosion yang sama pas pertama kali nonton tu video

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tapi

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kamu ganti pake video lain

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luigi: semoga  dia bikin banyak spaghett

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martono: Luigi! Ndelok kae!

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martino: iki dari mas bowser

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tukang pipa kesayanganku

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pewd: yyeaaAAA

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Narto: kupeling dan aku udah menguasai kerajaan jamur!

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oh dia emang nangis! (wtf)

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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aku tau apa yang kau pikirin

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aku punya reaksi yang sama pas aku nonton maryanti the anime

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itu susah, mank

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Itu berat, itu punya topik berat tentang kerajaan koopa

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satu lagi

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Lord Maximus siap melayani anda, nyonya

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pewd: ini tinder?

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jentelmen, feminis, suka gado-gado, suka ketoprak, suka wanita.

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pecinta WANITA! (respec waman)

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dengarkan baik-baik, nyonya

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kelihatannya kamu sudah mengambil sesuatu dariku dan aku kzl bgt!

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aku ga punya pilihan lain tapi mengontak satpam kota

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meskipun begitu, aku bakal nyuekin pelanggaran ini kalo kau mau pacaran sama aku

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atau ga duit pelanggaran harus di bayar karena kau telah mencuri hatiku!

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aku tunggu surat jawabanmu

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muach

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dengan penuh kejujuran, Lord Maximus

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Lord Maximus punya KUCING

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nggffff

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heeerp errrggh

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berapa ya yang seneng

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soalnya aku bakal nge swipe

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HAI SEMWA INI JoJo ASUIJIHUWADWUHSB

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DFGSHJFGH

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DHFJGVKHBGFRDTDYTRFYG

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DKHFBDFDUHFUEEUTGBJDVVBNXVCXLZZLJDVNZIURZUSBRSVIF

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AJDESGDJASBHJGBAAGBHDJBNVQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOPCVBNFGHSD

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*bahasa megantropus paleojavanicus*

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ligma

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whtat's ligma?

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L I G M A N U T S

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siapa ini

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aku ga mau

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BALIKIN

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BALIKIN YANG INI

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BISA GA INI DI BALIKIN KE TEMPAT SEMULA (memenya jelek anyink)

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oh

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oooh

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oke

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ini bagus lah

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oke,oke aku ngerti, aku ngerti sekarang

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aku ngerti! Aku suka!

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yak daftarin gue, HAYUK

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orgasme

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oh oke

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ini- ini juga

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*klimaks*

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WAAAooo

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oke, itu bukan meme

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itu cuma biar thumbnailnya nyambung ama video, felix

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oh, oh oke

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makasih, felix

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keren

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ok

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sejauh ini bagus sih, kita punya apa lagiehfdbvj

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dan kita harus masukin si bro besar ini

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bro: YO GUADaPET YEEZY DARI MESIN PAS SEKALI MAEN

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bro2: YO MANK ABANG GW BARU DAPET YEEEZY DARI NI MESIN

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aAPA YANG TELAH TERRRJADI DISINIII

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*nge vlog masing masing*

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Bocil brisik bat

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mereka menang jejsejes

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sumpah sepasang ttuh kayak 400 dolaaarssss

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kaca kaca tunjukin cewekudonk

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E

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namaku jeff

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Etdah

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kanker

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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halo teman-teman sedayaku

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raja bocil 9 thn

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lanjuuut, lanjut guys

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B A S S

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jadi dia King Rool

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buat smash

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dan ga ada Waluigi hah?

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jojo bizzare adventure

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kenapa suaranya kayak sepatu ngedecit di lantai

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ckit

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dimana dia

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oh ya, oh ya

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thanos menderita

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dia- dia bersedih!

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Apa ini! monster harus bersedih!

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gehahaha

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YA!

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KITE THANOS

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KITA ADALAH TANOS!

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ini sedih bgt

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alexa

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kita bisa nyetak besi ga

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ALEXA

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INI SEDIH bgT

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kkITA BISA NYETAK BATU OBSIDIAN GA

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mboh yo

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BIADAB

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bahasa apa ini

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oh logat british to

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Naikin volumenya

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noice

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harusnya aku tau itu bakal muncul

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aku kelihatan kkayak awikawen

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awas tumpah

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yach

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oh,, tumpah ya

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yach

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ligma

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cuman tumpah dikit ko

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bisnis apapun bisa pake balon Martini asal mereka ga jual apapun yg ada hubungannya dngan Mardjati

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kamu mungkin mengira Marsudiyanto buka figur yang kontroversial

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tapi balon ini tetep bisa bikin ni orang marah di saat kita wawancara

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spaghett

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(ya Allah napa dah)

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barusan

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barusan dia nonjok Maguwono?

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ALEXA

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hai gusy aku udah baca baca komen di instagram

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beberapa pikir mereka bisa makan produk flex o family

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kamu gabisa

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jangan dimakan

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jangan dicerna dalam berbagai bentuk

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itu bukan buat dimakan

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kamu bisa melapis, menutup, dan melindungi

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tapi jangan dimakan

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ntar kamu mati

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flex off

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masa sih, tuan ilmuwan

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MAKA JELASKAN INI

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(plis jangan dimakan)

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(jangan makan ya guys)

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(plis)

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kebohongan media massa mencoba untuk menghentikan kita untuk makan

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deterjen (tide pods, jangan makan itu juga)

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katanya ooooo itu bahayah, itu bahaya buat

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makan deterjen

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jejejejejejeje

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Aku bakal makan

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aku lelaki dewasa

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bocil dengerin

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JANGAN

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MAKAN

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DETERJEN

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JANGAN MAKAN SELOTIP JUGA

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CAMKAN

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ENAO

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BOCIL KALO LU NONTON JANGAN MAKAN DETERJEN AMA SELOTIP

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RAJA BOCIL 9THN

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OMG

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teknologinya dah canggih

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kita sangat buta!

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donald bebek

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parah

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*mantap jiwa*

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a

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itu bagus

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aku ga ngerti mereka ngomong apa

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OOOOoooh stop plis, alexa bikin ini stop

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oorgh

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oorg

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ya ampun, itu bagus memenya

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AKUSUKAMEMENYA

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Berapa umurmu nanti setelah 10 tahun kedepan?

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25?

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mau tau yang lebih bagus dari 24?

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(ya Allah cringe bgt ga kuat aku)

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sugandese

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whats's sugandese

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S U G A N D E S E B A L S

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aku suka lompat kayak kuda

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ahahaha!

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ini muncul tiba-tiba, apaan ini

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INI LIL TAY DIA KEMBALI

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udah pewd

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Ini sangat KEREN

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kita punya bocil somplak tanpa talenta yang suka pamer duit kayak lil tay

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dan kamu punya cewe asdfghjkl

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lalu kamu punya gadis

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dengan talenta murni

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dengan pesan nyata

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dia cuman suka lompat kayak kuda

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lihat dia, menakjubkan

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sungguh episode yang berfaedah,

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ini sudah menjadi kesenenganku untuk membawa acara-

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SKRATATA

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Like jika lo menang, like jika lo kalah!!!!

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Ingat untuk nonton video lain di acara ini.

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itu aja, sampai jumpa besok, daah!

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yak tul

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dogi's out

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salam pramuka

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