WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.400 (pewds screams in fear of copyright strikes) 00:00:03.500 --> 00:00:10.680 The rule is-a simple, everybody. Say it with me, aha-: YOU LAUGH, YOU LOSE! 00:00:10.780 --> 00:00:13.380 Say it... say- say it! 00:00:13.380 --> 00:00:14.240 SAY IT 00:00:15.020 --> 00:00:15.520 pewds ?? wtf 00:00:16.340 --> 00:00:18.200 Now, last one got taken down. 00:00:18.940 --> 00:00:21.820 From a copyright strike. Two of them. 00:00:21.820 --> 00:00:24.700 I don't really know why I bother even making these! 00:00:24.800 --> 00:00:27.380 All the effort on editing and trying to make it my own. 00:00:27.380 --> 00:00:29.000 It's completely pointless. 00:00:29.000 --> 00:00:34.800 This video will probably be deleted as well. So really the challenge is: you get copyright striked? You lose. 00:00:34.900 --> 00:00:40.719 Like youtube isn't hard enough these days? What the *duck* am I doing? I'm a struggling youtuber now. 00:00:40.719 --> 00:00:42.000 This is what happened. 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:44.000 (in high voice) But you brought this on yourself pewds! 00:00:44.000 --> 00:00:46.000 You're goddamn right I did. You're welcome. 00:00:46.340 --> 00:00:52.000 Let's do this. You laugh, you lose. All right. What do we got here? What, she's trying to do this advanced equation? 00:00:52.840 --> 00:00:58.320 248 minus 200 (208)- oh plus. That's 6,000? (?? what) 00:00:58.320 --> 00:01:00.320 Oh my god... oh my *starts l a u g h i n g* 00:01:00.320 --> 00:01:02.320 She did it! *laughs more* 00:01:03.040 --> 00:01:03.900 *asthma seizure* wtf poods 00:01:04.580 --> 00:01:07.200 Well, she was close, to be fair. She just gotta... 00:01:07.780 --> 00:01:12.340 she gi, she uhhh, she forgot to add the, the one to the four, it's, uh... 00:01:14.000 --> 00:01:19.440 It's pretty cute. It's kind of like the people that mix up spelling- spelling you and you're. 00:01:20.750 --> 00:01:22.750 introducing another 00:01:23.000 --> 00:01:25.000 with your new personal assistant 00:01:25.520 --> 00:01:32.060 Alexa Jones. Whatever you need, all you have to do is ask Alexa Jones. Well. What does it do? 00:01:33.320 --> 00:01:39.060 Alexa what do you do? (Alex Jones) teach people about the sexual pleasure of eating turds. 00:01:40.860 --> 00:01:45.240 SCANNING! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZcontrolZZZZZZZZZ manipulate scientific data *special effects* 00:01:45.860 --> 00:01:48.360 TAKEOVER. BLAST. CONTROL. WORLD GOVERMENT 00:01:48.560 --> 00:01:51.760 SHUT DOWN INFRASTRUCTURE *more special effects* SHIP EVERYTHING TO CHINA 00:01:52.080 --> 00:01:54.080 *homemade special effects* 00:01:54.260 --> 00:01:55.160 Look at this person. 00:01:55.720 --> 00:01:57.140 Love Alex Jones, but like 00:01:57.140 --> 00:01:57.980 What the f. *duck* 00:02:14.920 --> 00:02:16.260 AHAAAAAA *anime boobs* 00:02:37.880 --> 00:02:39.320 Virgins of the world 00:02:39.320 --> 00:02:41.440 Lend me your virginity 00:02:42.160 --> 00:02:42.860 wait that works? 00:02:43.960 --> 00:02:46.860 *pewds raises hands in acceptance of who he truly is* 00:03:09.880 --> 00:03:11.440 creaTE MY VIRGIN BALL 00:03:27.420 --> 00:03:29.680 Was that Dragon Ball Z? 00:03:29.980 --> 00:03:32.520 What an amaZING ANIME, I NEED TO WATCH IT. 00:03:41.240 --> 00:03:48.920 In order to feel inserted this is what you face. Me, or your genetic test. (Pewds) What is happening? 00:03:50.400 --> 00:03:53.500 Face your annihilation *screaming* 00:03:53.980 --> 00:03:55.980 Wait, what is this? 00:03:56.220 --> 00:04:01.040 He puts it puts it on a cow. Oh, okay. That's cool 00:04:03.120 --> 00:04:03.620 *wheeze* 00:04:09.280 --> 00:04:10.800 Eyyhehehehe 00:04:13.720 --> 00:04:15.020 Ohohhh nooo 00:04:16.820 --> 00:04:18.740 Need to play that game again 00:04:18.740 --> 00:04:22.380 God damn it the gif from it is amazing. 00:04:23.900 --> 00:04:30.080 Medieval castles were not easy to break into, they were basically like those jungle gym things at Chuck-E-Cheese's, massive in size 00:04:30.400 --> 00:04:32.260 intentionally confusing layout 00:04:32.260 --> 00:04:38.100 Security everywhere and by the end of your visit you probably end up with some kind of disease so in order to help penetrate 00:04:38.480 --> 00:04:43.239 fortresses medieval armies would often utilize siege weapons one of the most popular of which was the 00:04:43.310 --> 00:04:48.910 Trebuchet now this device is interesting enough on its own, but it gets better so around 1300 ad king 00:04:48.910 --> 00:04:49.460 WTF is this? 00:04:49.460 --> 00:04:53.950 of England was in the process of invading scotland however one fortress known as 00:04:54.200 --> 00:04:56.259 Stirling castle was giving him a lot of trouble 00:04:56.260 --> 00:05:00.700 He laid siege to the building for many months without any real progress then one day 00:05:00.700 --> 00:05:03.429 He woke up and had a revelation hey guys listen 00:05:03.440 --> 00:05:06.640 Why are we wasting our time and building all these regular sized? 00:05:06.710 --> 00:05:09.910 Ricochets where we could just build one giant one and call it a day 00:05:09.980 --> 00:05:16.450 so that's what he did this gargantuan war machine was known as the war wolf and stood at around 6 stories tall to give a 00:05:16.450 --> 00:05:17.090 bit of perspective 00:05:17.090 --> 00:05:23.049 This is about as tall as king Kong was in his largest film depiction so basically picture a giant *duck* ape 00:05:23.150 --> 00:05:24.790 Launching Boulders like they're baseballs 00:05:24.790 --> 00:05:28.899 And you've got a pretty good idea of what the war wolf was capable of. it was so intimidating 00:05:29.000 --> 00:05:32.529 That when the scots saw the English constructing the beasts outside the castle 00:05:32.530 --> 00:05:35.830 They immediately surrendered out of fear, but then edward was like 00:05:35.830 --> 00:05:40.760 Huh that I'm gonna test this bad boy out and proceeded to take Potshots on the castle any 00:05:42.380 --> 00:05:44.780 See we need this is the stuff we need happening. 00:05:45.440 --> 00:05:52.020 there's too many passive aggressive people on social media because no one's out killing each other 00:05:56.700 --> 00:05:59.000 How to make a blockbuster, okay? 00:06:02.460 --> 00:06:05.900 Have you ever wondered about this particular thing? 00:06:09.510 --> 00:06:12.499 Because it turns out that that thing is real 00:06:15.280 --> 00:06:17.280 All right, I get it. They're all the same 00:06:17.600 --> 00:06:20.620 oh... omae wa... classic. 00:06:23.580 --> 00:06:26.060 omae wa mo shinde iru. NANI?! 00:06:51.220 --> 00:06:53.220 great 00:06:55.720 --> 00:07:00.779 What has happened? ENDLESS TRASH! okay great 00:07:08.890 --> 00:07:11.189 Think I've just lost the ability to laugh 00:07:11.620 --> 00:07:17.100 Can I give you a list of historical figures prominent figures from history and you'll tell me whether or not they were white or black? 00:07:17.140 --> 00:07:20.780 -Shoot, give me your best shot. -Where do we start... okay um 00:07:21.180 --> 00:07:23.180 -Beethoven? -Black. 00:07:23.300 --> 00:07:25.020 -Mozart? -Black. 00:07:25.020 --> 00:07:29.100 -Cleopatra? -She looked black, but she was white. 00:07:29.100 --> 00:07:31.820 She looked black but she was white? 00:07:32.440 --> 00:07:33.800 It's not the color of her skin, 00:07:34.540 --> 00:07:37.800 That she's being judge by, but the seed of your father 00:07:37.980 --> 00:07:39.360 William Shakespeare? 00:07:40.120 --> 00:07:42.920 un- unDOUBTEDLY. BLACK. 00:07:42.920 --> 00:07:44.080 without question 00:07:44.080 --> 00:07:46.280 -Abraham Lincoln -that's still in debate 00:07:46.340 --> 00:07:47.320 What do you mean? 00:07:47.320 --> 00:07:51.580 You don't know if he's black or white? (Pewds) I love how confident he is. 00:07:51.960 --> 00:07:53.300 Christopher Columbus 00:07:54.600 --> 00:08:00.020 Whose way Henry the a black? What if they judge it from yeah you? 00:08:01.090 --> 00:08:08.310 Fun drink hot girls you're hot treat more expensive cars a street money you in a tuxedo 00:08:09.780 --> 00:08:17.429 Drink drink drink liquor dragon punch what they do in a Santino vodka drink drink drink big doggy pudding boards Athena 00:08:17.429 --> 00:08:19.429 *this is a ducking mess* 00:08:20.660 --> 00:08:22.660 Please drink responsibly 00:08:22.660 --> 00:08:24.660 *laught your way out Pewd* 00:08:26.030 --> 00:08:27.410 So truth 00:08:27.410 --> 00:08:31.809 Because you have to put that thing in there. God these are so awkward all right one 00:08:31.809 --> 00:08:38.940 Okay, one three three donates $5 hello from Sweden, so I have been watching GDQ for two years now and today 00:08:38.940 --> 00:08:41.460 I just found out that my grandpa died two hours ago 00:08:42.880 --> 00:08:44.720 from three different types of cancer. 00:08:47.540 --> 00:08:48.160 nooo... 00:08:48.920 --> 00:08:51.640 No-ooo.. awww nooo.. 00:08:56.720 --> 00:08:58.720 It's a Vr game 00:09:10.760 --> 00:09:15.700 Well done. That's fine that has to be stage four that is pretty good well done 00:09:31.200 --> 00:09:33.200 oh 00:09:43.940 --> 00:09:45.940 That's great. Oh 00:09:53.380 --> 00:09:54.970 Hell, yeah 00:09:54.970 --> 00:09:58.049 Did you laugh? Oh did you lose? WWWOOOWWW!!! 00:09:59.080 --> 00:10:04.290 Hopefully this didn't get copyright strike check out in the description in the video if you want to check it out 00:10:06.040 --> 00:10:12.629 They'll they may get a strike, but at least you won't get me junk and media. That's right. I'm calling you 00:10:12.630 --> 00:10:17.910 I what you gonna do copyright this what oh I bet. You want to I bet you're trembling off 00:10:17.910 --> 00:10:22.589 Do we have the intellectual property of this one? Nah? I said no not today 00:10:23.290 --> 00:10:28.859 Leave a like if you liked and leave a like if you don't thank you, I'm your host killer keemstar 00:10:29.350 --> 00:10:33.209 But it's wrong with me. Thank you guys so much for watching and as always 00:10:34.060 --> 00:10:35.290 saryunaja(?WTF did you just say Pewd?)