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How's it going bros?

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Uh..

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Before this video begins I wanted to share something

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A little bit personal

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It's a project that I've been working on with Arman the goat simulator guy,

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Through the studio double moose

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We're launching our first game animal super squad. It's short for ASS.

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I think you guys are gonna really love it

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It's a really funny game

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I'm gonna link it in the description

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And you should add it to your wish list, to make sure that you get it when it comes out next week on Tuesday

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Let's show some bits of the trailer

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*game music*

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*laughs*

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*laughs*

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NANI?

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You didn't see-

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Today, we're playing a new game that I have invented. It's called...

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Skratta Du?
*You laugh*

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Förlora Du!
*You lose*

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MANNEN!
*Dude*

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The rule is simple....

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You laugh

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You lose :)

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I have never laughed once in my entire life!

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If you laugh

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you lose

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tsshhsh

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No!

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Let's begin,

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The challenge..

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This is not Christian.

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This is not a christian thing

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Get it away from me.

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I'll keep watching just to understand what this is

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Well someone just give her a hamburger

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hehehertshhehs

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husshththuuhe heh

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Okay, okay, that's quite

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*laughs*

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It's quite enough

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although I do agree with message. It's not very Christian,

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so I'm gonna have to stop it there

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Are these streaming is that what's happening here?

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There's stream troll messages?

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*laughs*

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Now that's just offensive.

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buhuuhuHAHAHAH

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*silent laughter*

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I feel bad I feel bad

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...but I didn't laugh!

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not even for a SECOND

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What you calling me a liar now?

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get outta here

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yuh

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As i can--

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I think this is a facebook group that collects..

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Just- Really bad english.

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From people trying to hit on women.

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"F you as I can" as you can.

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...put my ass,

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in your asshole...

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*X-theme plays*

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*Shitty prank with baby flying away on balloons.mp4*

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(Not my problem.gif)

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[prank guy in disbelief]

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Is that Asian Jesus?

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(Cant do shit about it anyway.)

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*lit af rap music*

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(Have a joint brotha)

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(wut)

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(uhhh...)

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(whazit?)

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*inspects*

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(k.)

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*SMOKE WEED EVRYDAY!*

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(CLAP)

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Oh mah god,

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*laughs*

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what a legend!

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This guy.

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A baby is falling up with balloons
(What??)

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[Video] Um-

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[Video] Prank guy: Oh, help!

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*smol chuckle*

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(music in video) *hold up,*

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[Felix] He's was like:

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"OOH  WHAT DO YOU GONNA DO?"

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"THE BABY IS DYING"

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"OH, Not my issue. :)"

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*AYYayyyy*

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"Hey you wanna smokes?"

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[Felix] What a legendary video

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my god, who is this man?

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I've seen this one this one is insane dude

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Laughing just thinking about it,

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Oh my god.

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*unintelligible*

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*Hysterical laughter*

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*laughter dies out*

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[50-ish woman in background, enthusiastically:] And i have breast cancer!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHh

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*hysterical stupid laughing continues*

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Very good! Very good yaaay :D

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No.
(Same)

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I understand that people have different ways of..-

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Dealing with stress,

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but surely..

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playing it off as something that it's not..

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and  what do I know?

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It uh- it just looks- doesn't ne- It doesn't-- Look nice..

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Okay?

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Just listen to her She says it like it's a funniest thing in the world.

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AND I HAVe BREAsT CANCER.

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YAAA

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*Snickers*

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AAAAAAAHAHAHAH

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Okay.

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so it's another one of these Eastern European..

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That looks disgusting!

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Is it Polish?

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Ew!

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Just ew!

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Who would wanna dance in that?

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[Its just muddy water, pewds.]

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[not sewage]

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Not me D:(

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What's the point of this?

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To make me feel disgusted?

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*LOTR music begins*

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Oh

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(Suddenly, Golem)

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*Le gasp*

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*pewds realizes* Oh x2

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*wheezing*

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Oh x3

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*LOTR music*

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*HHEEAAGH*

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*More LOTR music*

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*myyy preecious*

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What the f*ck is that?

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What a fine editing work there with the music well done that was hilarious

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What in the world I think it's real like the guy is just probably just really cold

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Maybe on drugs as well, but my god. He looks insane if I did is filming a random party and incomes Golum out of nowhere

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*speaking in japanese*

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*Throws up in japanese*

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(look of disapproval)

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NO!

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NOT FUNNY!

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The short one's ischch(is just) stupid

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It's like you don't expect to see that

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I don't know

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Why am i sti~

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I still want to see this one again.

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*Chuckling*

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*Shaking*

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*so... Cold...*

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I don't know why that was so funny to me

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He just looks so weird

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*MYYY PREECIOOUUSSS!*

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Just look at it

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What is wrong with him?

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Goddamn boi.

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*Swedish Mumbling*

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Wait this guy is Swedish, I think he's an author or something like that

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*Speaking the actual Swedish language*

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Yeah, he is Swedish

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*more Swedish*

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I- I- i-

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-Is it weird that I understand some of these like oh yeah, it's like oh yeah

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Oh YEadadaaddadeadeaaoeaoedeaoeadebit

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See i- if you're swedish you can understand what I sai- I think you know what I said there.

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I badaaeib...

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*Swedish nonsense, with a couple actual Swedish words mixed in.*

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*Trap music*

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Wha DA Fuuc-

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*climax*

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*Earrape.mp3*

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*in nasally voice* OH! I got trolled, I got to see guys make out instead of girls

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UHH!

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*nasally voice* i Haat guys making out. It's discusting cuz I am NOT a homosexual.

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*in pewds normal loudish voice* cuz it's not Christian! That's why!!

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No other reason!

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MONETIZE MY CHRISTIAN VIDEOS!

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Thank You.

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How was work?

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Sucks

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Awhhh

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Can I ask you a quick question?

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Yeah, sure. What up?

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I just been noticing that everytime I leave to go out

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The next time I open the computer.

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The browser history's been cleared?

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*Oh shit.jpg*

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NGHAhaha

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Guy in video: *feigns ignorance*  Hmm. Thats weird.

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"Yesterday, I went food shopping for like 15 minutes

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I used the computer before I went to the store and when I came back my history was gone

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The cache was cleared and the cookies had been reset."

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Pewds: Oh wow, that's-- that's crazy!

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*SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC*

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Well, I think sometimes the computer runs in an automatic software update automatic update

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so maybe that just kind of clears~

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OF COURSE, IT'S THE AUTOMATIC UPDATE!

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~except when you update the software a little window pops up

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And you click OK and then it gets installed so

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Hmmm... *please don't catch on, Please don't catch onn...*

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*SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC v2.0*

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I don't know maybe there's something wrong with the computer, you know

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And it's one o' those things whenever interrupted from the power source it has to reboot and it just totally wipes out the history

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Be honest babe

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It's porn, right?

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*MORE SUSPENSE*

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*The face of a man whos just fucked up*

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Porn?

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What's?~

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Oh? Pornogpraphy?

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No

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It's okay if you look at porn

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I assumed you did, anyways

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I mean every guy does 'em

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Perfectly okay with that

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As long as it's not that weird stuff

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*SUSPENSE MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
HAHAHAHAHA

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Oh

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Alright, well kinky is okay

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I like kinky (really girl??)

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As long as it's not that sick, twisted S&M stuff

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*SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC IS SUSPENSEFUL*

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WOW!

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Uhhhmmm!

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Okay

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I'm not gonna judge your journey

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It is your fantasy

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Just as long as your looking at women, who

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*SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC THAT IS SUSPENSEFUL, INTENSIFIES*

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HAHAHAHA

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NOT WOMEN?

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WOW

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OKAY

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MEN?

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CHICKS WITH D*CKS?

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HORSES?

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WORSE THAN HORSES?

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WOW

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Baby, give me a little credit

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None of that matters

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The only thing that matters

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that when we're doing it

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I'm thinking about you

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and you're thinking about me, right?

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OH!

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What a brilliant sketch that was hilarious, I don't watch any horse stuff just for the re- record

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*GALLONS OF SWEAT*

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LEMME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!!

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SIRR!

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YOU GOTTA WAR FACE?!?!

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*Deep yelling* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THAT'S A WAR FACE!

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NOW, LEMME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!

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*prepubescent yelling synced to music* aAaAAAaaaAAaAAaAaAaAAaaaAaaAaaaaAAAAAaAaAaAaaaaaaAAAA

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Oh!

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*more prepubescent yelling synced to music* aAaAAAaaaAAaAAaAaAaAAaaaAaaAaaaaAAAAAaAaAaAaaaaaaAAAA

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Yeah, UNH-HA-Huh (this my shit, all the boys getting down to dis...)

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*War Scream battle synced to music*

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- AaahhaAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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AWww!

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What a turn, I like that one a lot.

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WELL!

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*Exhales

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That was it for another you laugh, you lose!

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Did you laugh, or did you lose?

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Uhh...

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Be honest!

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leave a comment down below and let me know. I really like this one

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I really like this one!

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There's probably one of the better ones, how about that? How about that?

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How Bout tha?

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How 'bout dat?

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Hopefully this video didn't get copyrighted, claimed,

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age-restricted,

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demonetised.

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And, uh, I can keep making them! leave a like if you enjoyed watching really appreciate it and

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leave a like if you enjoyed watching really appreciate it and

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Feel free to leave suggestions on your life your a lot in the reddit so that more of you can do my work

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for me

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Eventually you will all just merge into one entity that will somehow take over until then this is a pretty sound plan

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Appreciate you guys. Love you guys so much. as always

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so as always, you're- the heart is stronger than the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH