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近來如何啊兄弟們? 額..在這影片開始前我想要分享一個有點個人的東西

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是個計劃 關於我和那個羊模擬器的Arman一起合作的 
透過double moose工作室

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我們正準備發表我們第一個遊戲
叫"動物超級小隊" 縮寫為屁股(ass)

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我想你們應該會很喜歡

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這是個非常有趣的遊戲

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我會在影片下方放連結

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而且你應該把它加入購物車，
確保你當它下禮拜二發行時能夠擁有它

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讓我們來看一點預告

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*遊戲音樂*

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ㄎㄎㄎ

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ㄎㄎㄆㄨㄘ

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哪尼~~?

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你沒有看錯!

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今天我們要來玩個我新發明的遊戲
他叫..

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你笑??
(尊崇和膜拜我)

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你就輸!!
(我是個反基督徒)

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(我控制你!!)

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規則很簡單..

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你笑

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你輸

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我這輩子從來沒笑過任何一次!

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如果你笑了

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你就輸了

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tsshhsh

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不!

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讓我們開始..

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這挑戰吧

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[我在我屁眼裡烤蛋捲]

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這不是基督徒。

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這不是一個基督徒的事

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把它從我身上拿開。

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我會繼續看下去,
這樣我就能知道這部影片在幹嘛的了。

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[我的齋屁(女人陰道放的屁,queef)聽起來像哥吉拉拉屎]

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[喔!]

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[我會吃掉這個攝影機]

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[短小的黃人老二?BOO!]

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[粗長的白人老二?YEAH!]

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[趕快滿貫,並歡迎來到日本]

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[拜託餵我吃漢堡]

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誰趕快來餵她吃漢堡吧

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hehehertshhehs

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husshththuuhe嘿

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[你連心愛的女人的大便都不敢吃,還敢說愛她?]

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好吧，好吧，這真的很...

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*笑*

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這真是夠了

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雖說我認為影片裡的內容真的很不基督教

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所以我就在這裡停止觀看了

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她們是在實況嗎？是嗎？

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有人在實況的時候傳一些惡搞的訊息給實況主嗎？

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[我正在緩慢的變成黑人]

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*笑*

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這真是太冒犯了

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[我把我的下巴拿去換米吃]

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buhuuhuHAHAHAH

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*無聲地笑*

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我覺得這樣不好，我覺得這樣不好

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*怪異的音樂*

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但我沒有笑喔!

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甚至一秒鐘都沒有

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你現在叫我是騙子？

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滾出去吧你

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*怪異的音樂*

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*Yeah.*

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*嗨，親愛的，你能把你的椅服解開來嗎？*

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*海辣妹，給我看奶子掰託*

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*你真的好屁亮*

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*傳你陰刀的照片給我*

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*傳你的羅照給我*

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*哈囉，婊子千層麵*

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*妳的耐子真大，我要親妳的耐子*

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*你的超讚老二在內哭裡*

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*來場興感的性愛吧*

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*把椅服脫光光*

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*我現在沒有在上自己的老媽*

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*(我愛媽媽)*

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*用我的老二盡可能的把你弄到升天*

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*盡可能~~*

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盡可能!wwwwwwwwwww

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我猜歌詞是來自一個專門收集那些用破英文來撩妹但是卻出糗的臉書社團

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盡可能的ㄍㄢˋ你...

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*我確定你會很享受的*

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*我想吸你的奶子*

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*把我的屁股放到你的屁眼裡(哪尼?!)*

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把我的屁股放到你的屁眼裡...

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*x-files* *科學是否玩過頭了?以下圖片是真是假?*

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*惡作劇影片*

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*救命!*

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*Smoke Weed Everyday-Snoop Dogg*

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那是亞洲版的耶穌嗎?

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*嘿,要抽一些嗎?*

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*這殺毀?*

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*檢查中*

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*好吧*

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歐買尬!

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wwwwwwwww

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真是個傳奇!

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這傢伙...

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有個寶寶被氣球帶上天去了

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他就像是:[喔,你還能怎辦?有個寶寶要死啦?喔,郭p4喔。]

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[嘿,你要抽一些嗎?]wwww

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真是個傳奇影片

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老天啊

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這男人是誰?

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我看過這部影片,這影片太瘋狂了老兄

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這真是不好笑,老天啊

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*而且我有乳癌!*

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*非常好!*

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**非常好!非常好!*

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*非常好!非常好!耶!*

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不。

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我理解人們有不同方法來處理壓力

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但,說實在的,對某個完全不好笑的事物玩得太過火

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唉,我怎麼知道呢?

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只...只是...這看起來...不太好...OK...

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你看她的模樣,好像這是世上最爆笑的事情

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"而且我有乳癌!"

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"哈!"

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wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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OK,這又是一部東歐的...

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那看起來好噁心!

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他們是波蘭人嗎?

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好噁!

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真的好噁!

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誰會想穿成那樣跳舞啊?

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至少我不會!

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(這影片的)重點在哪?

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讓我感到噁心?

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喔!

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喔...(笑)

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他媽發生啥事了...wwwww

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這音樂編輯的可真不錯,做得好

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這真好笑

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發生了什麼?

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我,我想這是真的,就像...這男的或許真的很冷

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或許也有吸毒，但老天啊。他看起來瘋了

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想像一下,你在一場派對上拍影片
然後看起來像泥人的人不知從何處走了過來

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"我開動了。"

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不!

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不好笑,這短片很笨

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好像你不知道會有這個畫面

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我不知道啦...

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為什麼我還想再看一次這部影片?

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我不知道為什麼這對我而言那麼好笑,
他看起來真的好奇怪...www

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看看，他是有什麼毛病?該死的。

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等等這傢伙是瑞典人，我認為他是一個作者之類的

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對他是瑞典來的

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我理解他說了一些句子是不是很奇怪?就像:*啊!@#!@$%^@#^@#$%*

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!@#@%$^$#^@@!~#$%^&%*$#@!#%^&$#@%^&

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看,如果你是瑞典人的話,你應該會了解我在說啥

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"喔我被整了我看到了男人在親熱而不是女性親熱。"

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"媽的。男人親熱好噁心,因為我不是同性戀。"

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因為這很不基督教!這就是為什麼!

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沒有別的原因了。讓我的基督徒影片賺錢。謝謝。

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"工作如何?"

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"爛~~透了"

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"嘿,我能問個問題嗎?"

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"當然了!怎麼啦?"

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"我注意到每次我出門後回來再打開電腦"

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"裡頭的瀏覽紀錄就被清空了。"

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*喔幹糟糕惹*

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"可真奇怪呢..."

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"對呀,昨天我花15分鐘去買食物,出發之前還用了電腦,"

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"然後當我回來時緩存被清除而cookies也被重置了"

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啥?那-那真是太瘋狂惹

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*Fuck.jpg*

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"嗯,你知道的,我想電腦裡的軟體會自動更新,所以..."

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"...有些東西就這麼被重置了。"

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喔-當然了!是自動更新嘛!

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"要更新時它會跳出一個視窗"

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"然後你按確定，接著它才會安裝,所以..."

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*糟惹.jpg*

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"嗯,我想那電腦或許出了什麼問題也說不定嘛,你知道的..."

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"一旦它重新啟動、電源中斷，它不就會消除歷史紀錄的嗎?"

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"對我誠實點寶貝,是A片,對吧?"

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*哪尼?!.jpg*

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"ㄟ騙?(他口誤,並非翻譯錯誤喲~)"

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"什麼意...喔,色情影片?不是啦。"

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"你看A片沒關係啊,反正我都認為你有了,"

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"我是說所有男人都會看啊,沒關係的,"

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"只要你看的不是些詭異的玩意就好了。"

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"喔!"

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"好吧!淫蕩的還過得去,我喜歡淫蕩嘛,"

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"只要不是什麼病態,扭曲,SM的玩意的話..."

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"哇喔!"

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"好吧!"

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"我不會批評你的嗜好,它只存在於你的幻想裡,只要你看的還是女人......"

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*S-H-I-T.jpg*

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"不是女人?!哇喔!好吧!"

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"男人?"

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"扶他?"

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"馬?"

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"比馬更糟糕?!"(WTF)

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"寶貝,給我點空間嘛,"

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"這一切都不重要,
重要的是當我們在做這檔事時我有想著你,"

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"而你也有想著我,對吧?"

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真是聰明的劇本,可真好笑

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我並不看任何與馬有關的A片的,我澄清一下

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*正人君子.jpg*

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"讓我看看你的戰爭臉!"

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"長官!"  "你有戰爭臉吧?"

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"RRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

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"這就是戰爭臉!"

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"現在讓我看看你的戰爭臉!"

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*Kirin J Callinan-Big Enough*

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哦!

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rrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRrRrRrrrRrRrRRrRrRrRRr

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讚啦!嗯!喔齁齁!

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啊

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可真驚人啊,我非常喜歡這部

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那!這就是這一集的"你笑，你輸了。"你笑了，還是你輸了呢？

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要誠實喔。在下方留言,讓我知道。

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我真的很喜歡這集,雖然可能有更爆笑的,那又如何?

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How 'bout dat?

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希望這個影片不會接到版權問題

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年齡限制

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非貨幣化，這樣我就能繼續做這系列了!

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喜歡這部影片的話就按個喜歡吧!我真的非常感激!

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可以的話,就在你的人ㄕ-

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(立馬訂正)

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在reddit上留下建議

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這樣你們就能為我做我的工作了

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最後你們便會團結成一個個體,
並會不知為何佔領這個頻道

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不過在那之前,這份感謝或許聽起來很平庸

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感激你們。我愛你們,一如既往

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你們的心會比(???)更強

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