WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: hi 00:00:00.500 --> 00:00:01.000 uhhhhh 00:00:03.320 --> 00:00:04.100 तुम हँसे 00:00:04.100 --> 00:00:05.520 00:00:05.520 --> 00:00:06.020 तुम हारे 00:00:10.760 --> 00:00:15.940 इसकी एक पूरी तरह से मूल अवधारणा है की मैं सभी का साथ अपने आप को ऊपर आया 00:00:15.940 --> 00:00:18.320 और यहाँ (मैं फिर से, नहीं !) चुनौती हंसी नहीं की कोशिश नहीं की है 00:00:18.400 --> 00:00:20.320 इस तरह से ये बहुत अलग है! 00:00:21.440 --> 00:00:22.400 मुझ पर विश्वास करो 00:00:28.100 --> 00:00:28.700 तुम हँसे 00:00:28.900 --> 00:00:29.780 तुम हारे साले 00:00:30.300 --> 00:00:32.860 आप चुनौती को स्वीकार करने के लिए तैयार हैं? 00:00:32.860 --> 00:00:34.300 ये क्या बकवास है ? 00:00:34.420 --> 00:00:46.460 [पूरा बकवास] 00:00:46.460 --> 00:00:48.020 मैं क्या बकवास देख रहा हूँ 00:00:48.020 --> 00:00:49.660 यह मज़्ज़ाक़ीया मन जाता है? 00:00:49.660 --> 00:00:51.840 उसकी दाड़ी मेरे माइक्रोफोन की तरह लग रही है 00:00:51.840 --> 00:00:53.440 हाहाहाहाहाहाहाहा 00:00:53.500 --> 00:00:55.180 शीट, इसकी गिनती ना हो 00:00:55.240 --> 00:00:56.520 मैं अभी तक हरा नहीं हूँ 00:00:56.780 --> 00:00:58.620 मैं अभी तक हरा नहीं हूँ 00:00:58.620 --> 00:01:00.180 kee suvidha deta hai, ho sakata hai kuchh hota hai .. 00:01:00.260 --> 00:01:07.240 *पूरी बकवास * 00:01:07.340 --> 00:01:19.420 * पूरी बकवास * 00:01:20.840 --> 00:01:22.220 क्या वो सैफ मौत की गाला दबा दिया? 00:01:22.880 --> 00:01:24.480 वहाँ ध्रूमपान था?? 00:01:24.480 --> 00:01:26.740 *बकवास* 00:01:26.900 --> 00:01:28.020 उसने हिट ली .. 00:01:29.880 --> 00:01:31.820 और उसका दिमाग खराब हो गया है 00:01:32.840 --> 00:01:33.900 मुझे कुछ समझ नही आ रहा .. (मुझे कुछ समझ नही आ रहा) 00:01:34.260 --> 00:01:35.420 मुझे कुछ समझ नही आ रहा !!! 00:01:35.900 --> 00:01:37.140 वो क्या पी रहा है ? 00:01:37.400 --> 00:01:38.740 शायद कुछ वह के कचरे के डिब्बे में पाया जाता है 00:01:39.600 --> 00:01:41.360 kaise laal ho jaata hai usaka chehara dekho 00:01:41.700 --> 00:01:45.380 * pewds is video dvaara sir mein gambheer roop se gadabad kee ja rahee * 00:01:47.560 --> 00:01:53.840 * khaansee ke bahut saare * 00:01:53.940 --> 00:01:55.540 oohh kay kee ek aur koshish karate hain 00:01:55.760 --> 00:02:10.560 *sangeet bajaana* 00:02:10.920 --> 00:02:17.620 ♫ sangeet ab bhee khel raha ♫ 00:02:17.960 --> 00:02:18.520 *hasana* 00:02:22.720 --> 00:02:24.080 theek hai, yah majaak nahin hai 00:02:24.220 --> 00:02:25.340 * video mein hansee * 00:02:27.100 --> 00:02:28.220 *miyaanu* 00:02:32.280 --> 00:02:33.360 bachche ko chot nahin pahuchana hai 00:02:34.180 --> 00:02:35.540 billee, bachcheko ko nahin pahuchana chaiye 00:02:35.740 --> 00:02:38.180 OOOOOOOOOOOH 00:02:38.180 --> 00:02:40.240 * suspenseful sangeet * 00:02:41.200 --> 00:02:41.700 * vyangy * 00:02:42.480 --> 00:02:43.600 * daraane chetaavanee * 00:02:44.120 --> 00:02:46.500 * chillaatee * oh yeeshu, kya bakavaas hai! 00:02:47.100 --> 00:02:48.060 phak yoo! 00:02:48.780 --> 00:02:50.980 yeeshu maseeh kamabakht 00:02:50.980 --> 00:02:52.900 is kamabakht chunautee kya hai? 00:02:54.500 --> 00:02:55.160 laanat hai 00:02:55.260 --> 00:03:02.500 *shaant sangeet* 00:03:02.520 --> 00:03:05.500 theek hai * awaisomaily sangraahak kaarravaee sangeet * 00:03:06.360 --> 00:03:07.020 kya 00:03:08.000 --> 00:03:08.720 OOHH 00:03:11.460 --> 00:03:12.300 UMM 00:03:13.040 --> 00:03:14.120 main is sho kar sakate hain? 00:03:15.700 --> 00:03:17.140 main yootyoob par is dikha sakate hain? 00:03:17.300 --> 00:03:18.680 kya kya sirph hap- ch- 00:03:20.580 --> 00:03:23.700 ab is mahaan dhvani injeeniyaring ka ek achchha udaaharan hai 00:03:26.740 --> 00:03:28.680 * hansate * jo ab khone hai, paiwds? hahah (oh yah laanat main hansa) 00:03:29.340 --> 00:03:30.900 yahee kaaran hai ki main hans raha hoon, main bhayaanak raha hoon 00:03:30.900 --> 00:03:32.840 yahee kaaran hai ki main apane aap ko is par hans mahasoos kar raha hoon? 00:03:32.840 --> 00:03:35.560 yah ek bhayaanak vichaar hai, aap bhee hanse hai! 00:03:35.560 --> 00:03:36.940 chup raho bakavaas band karo! 00:03:37.460 --> 00:03:38.440 dont mere baare mein phaisala 00:03:39.200 --> 00:03:42.340 * aspasht * yah sirph ek veediyo sampaadit karen, koee nahin vaastav mein chot lagee ho gaya tha 00:03:44.080 --> 00:03:44.660 mujhe lagata hai 00:03:44.660 --> 00:03:46.160 Donald Trump, abhee pichhale saptaah 00:03:46.160 --> 00:03:50.400 vah neshanal rivyoo ki vah phir se 2016 mein ek ran par vichaar kar raha hai is baat kee pushti 00:03:50.400 --> 00:03:55.680 yah mat karo, yah mat karo, mujhe dekho, yah mat karo 00:03:56.140 --> 00:03:59.900 main vyaktigat roop se aap ek abhiyaan jaanch ab likhenge 00:03:59.900 --> 00:04:03.880 is desh kee or se hai jo nahin aap raashtrapati banana chaahate hain par 00:04:04.020 --> 00:04:06.100 lekin jo buree tarah se chaahata hai aap ko chalaane ke lie 00:04:06.100 --> 00:04:10.020 jo ripablikan ummeedavaar aam chunaav jeetane par sabase achchha mauka hai? 00:04:10.760 --> 00:04:13.720 ab theek ghoshit logon mein se, donald trump 00:04:14.000 --> 00:04:18.540 * hans rahe hain aur veediyo mein jayakaar * 00:04:18.940 --> 00:04:20.420 oooohh gandigee 00:04:20.500 --> 00:04:30.320 * obama embed padhata * 00:04:30.460 --> 00:04:31.800 *has raha* 00:04:32.400 --> 00:04:33.780 @realDonaldTrump 00:04:34.140 --> 00:04:37.360 kam se kam main ek raashtrapati ke roop mein neeche jaana hoga 00:04:37.360 --> 00:04:38.980 * hans aur video * pewds mein jayakaar: ooohhhh 00:04:40.460 --> 00:04:41.100 shiiittt 00:04:42.120 --> 00:04:43.020 *SHIT* 00:04:59.480 --> 00:05:02.260 obama: mera maanana ​​hai ki shree trump adhyaksh nahin hoga jaaree rakhane ke lie 00:05:03.820 --> 00:05:07.580 aur haan, ab theek hai, shree trump, raajaneetik eemaanadaaree ke lie apane phon ka javaab karane ke lie 00:05:07.940 --> 00:05:11.060 main bas chaahata hoon kahate hain, aap adhyaksh hone vaale nahin ho 00:05:11.060 --> 00:05:12.280 theek hai? *has raha* 00:05:12.300 --> 00:05:14.060 yah mazedaar ho gaya. * jayakaar * 00:05:14.940 --> 00:05:15.900 apanee mahaan kiya gaya 00:05:16.900 --> 00:05:17.540 main tumase pyaar karata hoon 00:05:20.360 --> 00:05:22.460 lekin, dost par aate hain 00:05:22.560 --> 00:06:06.460 *pewds cringing* 00:06:06.460 --> 00:06:09.060 aap intzaar kar rakhane ke lie kshama karen, jatil vyaapaar 00:06:15.060 --> 00:06:16.660 kya bakavaas hua? 00:06:18.060 --> 00:06:19.020 kya bakavaas hai? 00:06:19.020 --> 00:06:21.740 yah aashcharyajanak hai ki ek hee samay mein bhayaanak tha 00:06:22.200 --> 00:06:23.640 yeeshu maseeh kamabakht 00:06:23.940 --> 00:06:25.260 ♫ sharmeela glizzy - kriya karm ♫ 00:06:25.300 --> 00:06:25.800 oh 00:06:25.800 --> 00:06:29.560 ♫ sharmeela glizzy - kriya karm ♫ 00:06:29.600 --> 00:06:30.360 bahut khoob 00:06:30.360 --> 00:06:37.220 ♫ sharmeela glizzy - kriya karm ♫ 00:06:37.220 --> 00:06:38.360 bhaad mein jao yeah 00:06:38.360 --> 00:06:44.120 ♫ sharmeela glizzy - kriya karm ♫ 00:06:44.220 --> 00:06:45.360 bahut khoob 00:06:45.360 --> 00:06:50.780 ♫ sharmeela glizzy - kriya karm ♫ 00:06:50.780 --> 00:06:54.600 ♫ sharmeela glizzy - kriya karm ♫ 00:06:54.640 --> 00:06:56.080 thats kamabakht badmaash 00:06:57.740 --> 00:06:59.960 are nahin, ki bhayaanak kamabakht tha 00:07:01.680 --> 00:07:03.100 main apne antim sanskaar ke baare mein apana man badal diya 00:07:03.100 --> 00:07:06.100 main, main har kisee ke mobail phonon ke lie ulloo khel khelane ke lie nahin karana chaahatee 00:07:06.340 --> 00:07:08.600 yah hai ki main kya chaahate hain, yah main kya chaahata hai 00:07:08.600 --> 00:07:11.560 kevin, kevin, kevin, kevin, prakaash dost dekhana 00:07:14.020 --> 00:07:14.520 * prakaash balb tootata * 00:07:15.080 --> 00:07:18.800 * hansate * aaeeem abhee de, main pahale se hee kh 00:07:18.800 --> 00:07:20.360 is kamabakht sundar hai 00:07:21.540 --> 00:07:25.020 kevin, kevin, kevin, kevin, kya bakavaas kevin, tum kya kar rahe, kevin! 00:07:25.100 --> 00:07:26.940 dekho fuchking- * hansate 00:07:27.960 --> 00:07:30.320 nahin koee nahin bata kevin kya bhaad mein jao karana 00:07:30.320 --> 00:07:32.340 koee bhee kelee batao kaise apane jeevan jeene ke lie nahin hai 00:07:32.340 --> 00:07:34.380 agar kisee ko kevin kahata hai "vahaan ek prakaash hai" 00:07:34.380 --> 00:07:36.140 kevin ki prakaash ko bakavaas hoga 00:07:36.200 --> 00:07:36.920 * chakanaachoor * 00:07:36.920 --> 00:07:39.460 agar kisee ko bhee kaha "kevin, he kevin, ki meree kutiya hai!" 00:07:39.460 --> 00:07:40.960 kevin apanee kutiya bakavaas hoga 00:07:41.060 --> 00:07:41.780 * chakanaachoor * 00:07:41.780 --> 00:07:42.900 kya ek kamabakht rokastaar 00:07:44.400 --> 00:07:45.840 oh, main is ek dekha hai 00:07:46.080 --> 00:07:47.120 yah aashcharyajanak hai ki saala 00:07:47.720 --> 00:07:49.480 is aadamee ke saala adbhut 00:07:49.720 --> 00:07:55.340 * prachaar sangeet * 00:07:56.060 --> 00:07:57.820 * saala indradhanush jabtee * 00:07:57.840 --> 00:08:08.660 ♫ prachaar sangeet kamabakht ♫ 00:08:08.660 --> 00:08:09.860 * nrty sthiti mein pakada pewds * 00:08:10.040 --> 00:08:10.540 oh bakavaas 00:08:10.860 --> 00:08:11.360 mera heero 00:08:11.360 --> 00:08:14.140 ♫ hatsunai miku - iaivan polkk ♫ 00:08:14.160 --> 00:08:15.920 oh, yah ek aur mmv, huh hai? 00:08:16.180 --> 00:08:18.200 un hamesha ullasit hain 00:08:18.220 --> 00:08:44.360 ♫ hatsunai miku - iaivan polkk ♫ (goliyon kee aavaaj ke saath) 00:08:44.740 --> 00:08:45.300 *hasana* 00:08:45.300 --> 00:08:48.360 ♫ hatsunai miku - iaivan polkk ♫ (adhik goliyon kee aavaaj) 00:08:48.360 --> 00:08:51.580 theek hai, main sahee fuchking- jahaan meree bandook hai is kamabakht nrty karane kee zaroorat hai? 00:08:52.100 --> 00:09:07.680 * pewds sink mein geet ke saath naach * 00:09:08.140 --> 00:09:11.840 * aatmahatya * 00:09:11.840 --> 00:09:13.640 aur tum kaise ho, thoda saathee 00:09:13.860 --> 00:09:16.180 theek hai, aur yah thoda aagantuk ab hai 00:09:16.180 --> 00:09:17.440 * chak noris hansate hue kahate hain * 00:09:17.440 --> 00:09:19.280 ??????? aap kaise kahate hain ki us mein ????? 00:09:20.100 --> 00:09:21.940 khair, mere phrench maaph karana, lekin 00:09:22.500 --> 00:09:23.460 main shaapit ho jaoonga 00:09:25.940 --> 00:09:27.620 vaakar mujhe bataaya ki main eds hai 00:09:28.760 --> 00:09:30.580 *hasana* 00:09:31.580 --> 00:09:33.500 * eds majaak par hans ek bachche ke baare mein pewds ... 00:09:35.560 --> 00:09:36.840 * oinks aur hansate hue kahate hain * 00:09:38.140 --> 00:09:39.260 * pewd ek hansee karana * 00:09:41.760 --> 00:09:44.400 vokar, kya 00:09:46.400 --> 00:09:48.480 kyon wo- kyon aap kahenge ki? 00:09:48.680 --> 00:09:52.360 sahee chomaidich samay, kamabakht narak, yeeshu, mujhe ummeed nahin thee ki 00:09:52.360 --> 00:09:54.840 gandagee main kamabakht dishavoshar mein mil 00:09:54.840 --> 00:09:56.380 bhagavaan laanat vyanjan karane kee koshish kar 00:09:56.640 --> 00:09:58.400 kya bakavaas hai yah, maan hai? 00:09:58.960 --> 00:10:01.200 kya bakavaas hai yah, kya, kya? 00:10:01.520 --> 00:10:03.000 main samajh na 00:10:03.000 --> 00:10:07.220 aap kaise phir se karane vaale 41 aur ab bhee kamabakht is gandagee khareed kee 00:10:07.460 --> 00:10:08.260 *has raha* 00:10:08.660 --> 00:10:15.920 10 minat ke vigyaapan raajasv 00:10:16.560 --> 00:10:19.600 main samajhata hoon tum kaise 41 kee ja sakatee hain na and- 00:10:19.740 --> 00:10:21.820 mainne socha ki vah pahalee baar mein majaak kar raha tha 00:10:22.120 --> 00:10:24.760 vaastavik krodh ise itana behtar banaya 00:10:30.260 --> 00:10:32.120 * phir hasate hue kahate hain * 00:10:35.400 --> 00:10:36.380 kya tumane kho diya? (seesee lekhak nahin kiya tha, lekin yoo, pewds) 00:10:37.040 --> 00:10:39.560 mujhe lagata hai ki tumhen pata hai, agar aap ise is tarah dekho 00:10:39.860 --> 00:10:41.640 ham sab haare yahan kar rahe hain, to 00:10:41.640 --> 00:10:43.720 mujhe kya main par hanse ke lie nahin nahin hai 00:10:44.000 --> 00:10:51.640 kee ham jo kar rahe hain ke lie kya ham ke lie ek-doosre ka nya ay, ya jo ke lie karate hain, ham 00:10:52.120 --> 00:10:54.680 kya sirph hua usake baare mein bhool jaate hain 00:10:55.580 --> 00:10:57.740 har koee bas ek doosare ko sveekaar 00:10:57.860 --> 00:11:06.400 ke lie unake, main gadabad kar raha hoon, main kaun hoon? main kar raha hoon main gadabad kar raha hoon 00:11:06.400 --> 00:11:06.900 gaddamnit. 00:11:07.360 --> 00:11:09.700 main haal hee mein naatak ke aasapaas ho rahee band nahin kar sakate 00:11:09.700 --> 00:11:12.540 theeke to, tum log sirph mujhe kuchh sust katautee kar sakata hai agar 00:11:12.540 --> 00:11:14.680 theek hai, main madad nahin kar sakate kya main par hansate 00:11:15.400 --> 00:11:16.520 yah meree galatee nahin hai 00:11:16.520 --> 00:11:17.520 kya mujhe lagata hai haasyaaspad hai 00:11:17.780 --> 00:11:20.180 lekin mujhe aasha hai ki tum, tum, tum, tum jeeta? 00:11:20.180 --> 00:11:22.240 mujhe tippaniyon jo ek tum mein kho mein pata hai 00:11:22.680 --> 00:11:24.600 aur baahar ek doosre ke yahaan jaanch 00:11:25.360 --> 00:11:32.380 * PewDiePie dheere-dheere khud ko maarne ke baare mein soch rahee hai * 00:11:32.380 --> 00:11:34.380 sandeshon par checkin, mujhe lagata hai 00:11:34.380 --> 00:11:44.260 * pewdiepie dheere se, khud ko maarne ke baare 00:11:44.260 --> 00:11:46.260