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UHHH

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ENTE KETAWA?

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Ente kalah

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Sebuah konsep asli dari DIRI GUE SENDIRI

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dan ini BEDA DENGAN TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE

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BEDA BANGET !

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percayalah

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LOE KETAWA

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loe kalah

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Lu siap terima TANTANGAN ini?

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Ni apaan coba?

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Cuk gue liat apaan ini?

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Apa sebenarnya ini LUCU?

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Jenggotnya mirip microphoneku *ketawajahat*

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Cuk,ini gak masuk hitungan

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Gue belum kalah

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Gue belum kalah cuk

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Mari,coba lagi

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Dia keselek ampe mati?

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Dia ngerokok?

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Dia isep rokok?

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dan ancurin otaknya apa?

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gak ngerti gua

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GAK NGERTI GUA!!

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Dia isep apaan coba?!

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Liat tu ampe mukanya merah

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oke coba liat yang lainnya

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Oke,jayus ni

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Jangan lukai bayinya

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Jangan lukai bayinya

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OOOOOOOOOOH

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*cengegesan

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OH TUHAN, APAAN ANJRIT?!

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KAMPRET LU

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ya TUHANN

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Tantangan macam apa ini?

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sial

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HAH?!

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OOHH

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Boleh gue tampilin ini?

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Boleh gue tampilin di youtube?

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Ap-Apa yang terjadi

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Sekarang ini adalah contoh yang baik dari rekayasa suara

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Kenapa gue ketawa, jahat banget gue

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kenapa gue bisa ketawa liat beginian?

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ini parah banget, lu juga ketawa kan !

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diem lo,DIEM,JANGAN BANYAK BACOT

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JANGAN NGEJELEK2IN GUE

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itu cuma video edit,gak ada yang terluka divideo itu

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kayanya

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Donald Trump minggu lalu

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membenarkan berita nasional tentang dia akan memikirkan maju sebagai presiden ditahun 2016

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LAKUIN ! LAKUIN ITU ! LIAT GUE ! LAKUIN !

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gue sendiri yang akan ngebantu lo kampanye

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mewakili negara ini yang gak mau lo jadi presiden

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tapi bener2 pengen liat lo nyalonin diri

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kandidat partai republik mana yang paling besar memiliki peluang untuk menang pemilu?

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kalo saat ini,DONALD TRUMP (yey)

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*ketawa dan teriakan*

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OHHH sial

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*Obama baca tweet*

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*ketawa*

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@realDonaldTrump

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setidaknya gue bakal turun sebagai PRESIDENT (BURNEDD)

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*ketawa dan teriakan*
Pewds: OHHHH

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MAMPOS

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NATPS

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Obama : Gue tetep percaya Mr.Trump gak bakal jadi president

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dan saat ini,Mr.Trump bakal ngejawab pertanyaan politik lo pada dengan jujur

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Gue cuma mau bilang,lo gak bakal jadi president

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ngerti gak lo?*ketawa*

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oke ini lucu

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oke ini keren

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aku sayang kamu

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tapi,ayolah

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*pewds kesel gitu dan music intensif*

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sorry ya lo nunggu lama,bisnisnya ribet soalnya

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apa yang terjadi?

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ini apaan jing?

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ini keren dan juga mengerikan disaat yang sama

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ya Tuhan

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♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

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OH

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♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

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Anjayyyy

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♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

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ASIK

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♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

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ASEKKK

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♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

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♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

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ini keren banget

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asli,keren BANGET

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gue ngerubah rencana penguburan diri gue

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gue gak mau orang main game anime yang tetenya gede2

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gue mau ini,GUE MAU INI

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kevin,kevin,kevin,kevin, awas ada lampu oi

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*lampu pecah*

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*ketawa*GUE NYERAH, GUE UDAH KALAH

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INI GOBLOK BANGET

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KEVIN,KEVIN,KEVIN,KEVIN LO NGAPAIN KEVIN,LO NGAPAIN GOBLOK KEVIN !

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APAAN APAAN SIH - *ketawa*

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GAK ADA YANG BOLEH NGATUR2 KEVIN

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gak ada yang boleh ngatur kevin tentang dia ngejalanin hidupnya

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kalo ada seseorang bilang ke kevin "ada lampu"

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kevin bakal ngancurin tuh lampu

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*pecah*

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kalo ada yang bilang "kevin,woi kevin,itu cewe GUE"

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kevin bakal EWE TUH CEWE

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*pecah*

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keren banget coeg

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oh,gue udah liat yang ini

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ini KEREN banget asli

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nih orang KEREN banget

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*orgasme*

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*pewds nari striptis

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oh sial

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pahlawanku

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♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫

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oh,MMD huh?

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itu selalu LUCU *sarcasm?*

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♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫

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*ketawa

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♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫

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okay,gue bakal ngikut sekaran- MANA PESTOL GUE?

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*pewds ikut joget*

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*bunuh diri

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apa kabar nak

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baik,sekarang panggil gue bocah pengunjung

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*chuck norris ketawa*

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gue tau apa yang lo bilang di Jerkey

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maafin bahasa perancis gue,tapi

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mampus dah gue

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Walker bilang ke gue kalo gue kena AIDS

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*ketawa*

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*DARKJOKES*

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*ngakak

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*masih ketawa*

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walker... kenapa....

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kenapa,kenapa lo ngomong begitu

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pas banget komedinya,asli,Tuhan juga gak nyangka itu

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liat apa yang gue temuin di tempat cuci piring

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gue mau nyuci piring padahal

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INI APAAN MAK?

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ni apaan anjing? apaan?

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GUE GAK NGERTI

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LO UDAH UMUR 41 DAN MASIH AJA BELI BEGINIAN

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*KETAWA*

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GUE GAK NGERTI,LO UDAH UMUR 41 DAN -

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GUE KIRA DIA NGELUCU AWALNYA

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kemarahannya bikin ini lucu banget

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*ketawa lagi

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lo kalah gak?

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gue rasa,kalo lo liat dengan cara begini

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kita semua kalah disini,jadi

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jangan hakimin gue pada hal yang gue ketawain

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mending hakimin diri kita sendiri untuk apa yang kita lakuin,kepada orang yang kita ketawain atau untuk siapa

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lupain aja apa yang telah terjadi *nyiapin sinar di MIB

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SEMUANYA PASRAH AJA DEH

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untuk mereka,gue kusut,gue kusut !

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ya TUHANN

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gue gak bisa berenti bikin drama akhir2 ini

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oke jadi,kalo lo gak bisa kasih kerenggangan

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OKEH,GUE GAK BISA NAHAN APA YANG GUE KETAWAIN

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BUKAN SALAH GUE

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APA YANG GUE PIKIR ITU LUCU

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tapi gue harap lo,lo,lo,apa lo menang?

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tulis di commend bawah ya lo ketawa dibagian mana

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dan cek video yang ini nh

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*mukanya udah kaya mau mati aja

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