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SKrAtTADU!!

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Wasap mamen! Ayok kita mulai guys.

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Skratadu Floradu

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Cukup.

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Skratadu Floradu

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Buat kalian anak baru di channel ini, setiap hari jumat kita selalu nonton video-video lucu

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yang bisa kita temukan, dan mencoba untuk nggak ketawa (selalu gagal sih)

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Nah kalo mau ikut challenge ini 'GAES',

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cukup kasih like aja.

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Kasih like kalo kalian menang, kasih like juga kalo kalian kalah

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Ini pertama kali

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ada acara kaya gini (bohong deng)

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Yaudin langsung aja,

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Ayo kita MULai!!

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Minggu lalu, gue nantang si rambut ijo lumut ini ini

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dan AKHIRNYA doi menerima tantangan gue

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Gue sangat menghargai itu. Tapi kalau Mark,

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Ga ngerespon!

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Gue yakin doi merinding sekarang

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Ga bisa tidur malam

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"Aduh aku nga pernah react ke video reaction pewdiepie~~"

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Pasti itu yang dia pikirin

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(Pewds nggak seneng)

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Mark, lu kenapa sih? Ginian doang ketawa? Menyedihkan.

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Jack: Hahaha menyedihkan!

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Alexa, bisa nggak kita dapat 50.000 likes?

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*Nunjuk Alexa* Lu diledek sama Jack tuh!

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Alexa masa lu mau nerima aja?

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Dasar penakut, sama aja kayak Mark lu Alexa

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Ini adalah iPhone paling canggih yang pernah kita bikin. Dan saya ingin-

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NGAMBIL DUIT KALIAN LEBIH BANYAK

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KARENA SAYA RAKUS KAYA LUTUNG

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Ya videonya kocak-

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Eh gue ngga ketawa loh! Gue ngga ketawa!!!

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Tapi itu meme yang kocak. Tiba-tiba ada lutung muncul entah dari mana gitu

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SAYA RAKUS KAYA LUTUNG

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WAH AKU JUGA

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Aq: haai meng
Kucingku:

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*BEBUNYIAN Tirtakun*

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Gue yakin. Gue yakin 99% dari kalian ngakak.

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*BEBUNYIAN Tirakun LAGI*

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*CUKUP WOI UDAHLAH*

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INI ORANG NGAPAIN???

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Jangan jelasin konteks dari video ini

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Semakin gue ngga tau ini video asalnya dari mana,

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Semakin bagus

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Ayo kasih gue yang bagus

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Kasih gue meme segar

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Hei ada akuu!

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*RIP PENGGUNA HEADPHONE*

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GAK!!

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Lu ngapain Felix!?

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Lu mestinya nggak ketawa!!

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Ini kaya nyata banget!

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Rasanya kaya megang pistol beneran

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Harusnya gue gak dibolehin pegang senjata

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Logat lu kenapa bisa gitu sih?

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Gue udah pernah bilang, tapi jujur gue kagum

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Gue kagum sama logatnya

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Bang, korang tak bole pegang-
(ceritanya lagi pake logat ini)

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Tak bisee, saye tak bise cakap logat Swedia lebih dari ini.
(ini juga lagi pake logat)

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Korang paham?

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Korang paham tak?

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Tuh, gue nggak bisa pura2 pake logat sendiri!

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*inginmatiaja*

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Kosongin peluru maneh!

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Masukin satu peluru

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Jadi maneh punya satu peluru dalam pistolnya, kan?

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Muhun

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Oke, aing oge

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Sekarang tutup pistolnya

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Giliran maneh

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Oh, siap

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Giliran aing

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OH AING SELAMAT!

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Giliran maneh

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OHH oke giliran aing

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OHHH oke giliran maneh

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AH! HAHA

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Oke giliran aing

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Giliran maneh

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*dab*

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Pistol aing kosong!!

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Gustiii nu agung

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Eh? Tadi kita ngomong "gusti nu agung" bersamaan? Ah so sweet.

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Ga ada lawan, perfect banget tadi tuh

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'lilfatherfigure', dia selalu bikin meme bagus

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"15 Maret kemarin internet heboh oleh Ninja dan Drake main Fortnite-"

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Gue sangat terganggu sama celana Ninja yang kagak diikat

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Ya gue paham itu bagian dari meme,

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Tapi minimal diikat kek. Liar banget jadi orang

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Artis Hiphop Drake bermain Fortnite

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Gue udah tau

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Gue tau Drake akan segera bangkit

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"Kami telah menginfiltrasi level puncak masyarakat banal kalian"

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"Bersiaplah dan tunduk pada hari para gamers akan bangkit dan menjadi penguasa--

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--dari sesuatu!!" (gak kebaca)

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Hei! Tau nggak? Captain Marvel keliatan bagus! Gue beneran pengen nonton

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Ini trailer beneran?

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Tunggu, tunggu, sori, ini konteksnya gimana? Kenapa bisa gini?

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Ya ampun!

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[Pembawa Berita] Seorang wanita jatuh dari loteng setinggi 25 kaki

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[Pembawa Berita] Pelanggan berteriak

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Astaga kocak

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[Pembawa Berita] Pada saat itu dia sedang mencari halte bus

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Dia LAGI NYARIIN HALTE!

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Dia lagi nyari halte, tentu saja!

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Punten, Pak! Halte dimana ya pak??

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DI LOTENG ANYING!

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Gue terkenal benci Marvel. Oke, gue nggak suka, Tapi ada yang bisa jelasin,

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--iya gue tau, gue paham,

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gue akan bikin pernyataan yang pada akhirnya akan membuat gue kelihatan kaya idiot--

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Tapi kenapa jugak sih dia dipanggil "Kapten Marvel?", Nggakkah itu nama paling t*lol (dedi kobujer intensifies) yang-

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-pernah gue denger buat seorang superhero? Abis ini apaan? Tn. sdr/i. DC superhero? Woy liat! Noh dia nongol.

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Apaan coek? Apa-apaan dah gaes? Gue gangerti. Bisa gak sih lu nongol dengan lebih banyak ide nama?

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Kayak yang nggak ada nama lagi aja. Terus kita harus panggil dia siapa? "Kapten Marvel yang sekarang dicopyright oleh disney" gitu? Paan coek.

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chachaba bububububuh

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*duk plok*

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AYOMULAI PARAL*NTE. HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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*khekbhsukhebhsukhek

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duh mas

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Kreatif bener emang

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Rasanya kayak lo lagi bikin gerakan ngasal dan...

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...gue gak bisa bayangin gimana bisa mereka mengimplementasikan gerakan gue kedalam hal apapun

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HWAAAAAAAAAAA

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khawkhukkhwakhukwawkahk

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mbak

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mbek

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Apa gue baru aja lari ngelewatin domba?

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woh

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uwo (uno bowo)

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Gerakan spesial: Tendangan Tinggi!

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Hyah (do)

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Hyah hyah hyah hyah (remifasol)

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uwah

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Cuman itu yang lu bisa?

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uwo (maruf jokowo) (-paansih gw ni wkowko)

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Oke

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Jadi akhirnya

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Karena lu semua pada nyuruh gue buat nonton video ini [Kizuna Ai: ...youtuber terkenal dunia, PewDiePie]

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[Kizuna Ai: Dia telah menonton video saya]

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yhaaa

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[Kizuna Ai] Wachoooo, Makasih banyak!

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oke gue butuh subtitel

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[Kizuna Ai] Saat menonton 'Hei Monika" coveran saya

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[Kizuna Ai] DIa ikut bernyanyi dengan senyuman

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[Kizuna Ai] dan dia benar-benar menikmatinya

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[Kizuna Ai] saya teramat bahagia

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[Kizuna Ai] saya benar-benar berterimakasih!

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[Kizuna Ai] Berubah!

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Teruntuk pyudipa san, senan berujumpa dunganmu, Yuchuba Virchuar Kizuna Ai dishini. Terimakashi banya

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Senang berjumpa denganmu juga!

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Terimakashi banya karuna terah mungunakan bidioku dimana aku berunyanyi hey monika di daram bideomu

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Makasih!

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Mesuki itu adara sebuah bidio "Torai notto tu lauf charen", dan murihatmu turtawa mumbuattoku turtawa juga

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Oh bagos

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Aku subunarnya burshiapshiap jika kamu akan mara padaku

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nggak kok, kenapa?

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Karuna, aku hannya menyarin bidio itu dari bidiomu

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Gapapa, gue juga gitu mulu kok.

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Gak harus malu.

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Tapi kamu munontonnya dan munurtawainya, dan bahkan mumpurukunarkannya di Yuchub, Aku sunang sukari

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Eyyyyy!

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Aku seneng juga! (Pronoun mendadak berubah jadi 'aku' akibat Kizuna Ai)

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Ini menyenangkan banget!

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aku dungaru karau pyudipa san subunarunya suka sukari gadisu cantik

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khehehekhekhe

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Apa?

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Aku akan mununggu dungan sunang hingga hari dimana kita burkoraborashi bursama. Birtual Yuchuba Kizuna Ai.

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Wohoh, Manis bangat. gw gabisa-

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Tet tet tet tet tet tet tet tet tet tet tet tet tet tet tet tet tet

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ngengg

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MoooooooOOOOMOKO

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Nee nee momoko, anonee momoko

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Nee momoko, anone momoko

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Nee momoko, anone momoko

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nee momoko, anone momoko

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Makasih udh nonton episode lainnya dari 'You laugh you lose"

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GEBUk like kalo kalian seneng

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SKRATADO RAFATARDO

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MANEEEEEEEEEEn

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Nee nee momoko anone momoko

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Nee momoko- eheheh