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Welcome to skrattar du, förlorar du

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Mannen.  You laUgH, you loSe, YouTube's “greatest” show, everybody.

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I wonder how many copystrikes this one will get hmmMMm, keep watching and you will find out

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Usually, I just get the clips from 4chan, but I genuinely think I've seen every single "You laugh,

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you lose."  Congrats to me, ( yay ! ) everybody. So, we're trying something different today.

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I'm re— ( .-. )I'm reacting to meme compilation clips, and we'll see if they make me skratta or not.

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bRinG iT

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Wah pedals have a very famous and recognizable sound.  WA . It, it made a WA sound because of WA-Luigi. I am laughing ( hahahahaha end me )

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internally because 
WOooooOooo

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It's a close one. ( not really ;-; ) WOw. Uh, it set the standard high here. Let's see some more clips. It looks like we have Harry Potter moving on

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What's that? ( your mom. )

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(wE hAve uPdAteD oUr PrIvacY poLICy nOoOooOo D: )

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When was this uploaded, huh? What is this old ass memes? ( old as fossils.. )

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This was uploaded yesterday. Lord KEK?  More like Lord ... Whack.  Goddammit. Now, concentrate

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on how it makes you feel and let your hand drift across the canvass ( what one oF canvas?  (; )

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I can't believe I never played this game.( Are you serious, omfg ) I played literally every single game from, uh, or is it David Cage?

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F***ing weirdo. All right. It will be, what, a minion? Shrek? ( sOmE bOdy oNce tOld mE thE wORld- )

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(FATHER ZUCC)

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(chuckles)

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Oh my God... ( omg in deed. )

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(chuckles) Okay, fine fine, you ma--you made me chuckle. It wasn't a skratta, it was a tch

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Moving on! Have you skratta'd yet? Leave a like if you haven't. Hit the bell button for more funny videos just like this one ( yes. Very funny man (: )

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...has installed a new 18-foot long neon sign along the Route-66 corridor. You can't miss it ( So it’s long and I’m guessing pretty hard (; )

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It's right next to the Tower Theater. Once it's turned on, the sign will spell out Deli-Cat-Essen. ( Is that a porn place? )

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What?  What? ( Confused 0.0)

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Delicatessen

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That is--I thought that was a Swedish word. You can't miss it

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It's right next to the Tower Theater. Once it's turned on, the sign will spell out Deli-Cat-Essen. ( pORn. YEs oR nAh )

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(laff) I don't get it. Deli-Cat. I need to scroll down to see if anyone can explain this joke to me. I don't get it ( Me neither ;-; )

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With the glass ceiling broken, all the oppressed groups shall prosper, especially the most oppressed group of all. Gamers (OH MA GAH EXCUSE ME YOU CUNT )

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What am I supposed to say, huh? Am I supposed to say, "No, Gamers aren't oppressed?" ( They are. I’m one. )Because that would be a lie

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There's been no group, beyond gamers, that has been abused,

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mistreated. Just look at Battlefield 5, just look at Assassin's Creed ( ooooof )

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How DARE they have a woman in an Assassin's Creed game, tch,  I know. Women can't ( I am a woman and I agree ]:< )

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...  rUn. ( Only walk or waddle. ) where am I going with this joke? That's a great quest--hey, Grandayy!

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...pirate I've ever seen. 
So it would seem....

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nOT oNlY doEs fLex tAPe clEAr pOwErfUl AdhIsive

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KEeps aLl the wAtEr oUt oaf the bOat

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iT cReatEs a pOwerfUl bARriEr tHat sEAls oUt tHe elemEnts AND YoU cAN sEE rIghT tHrouGh

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anD eVen iN tHE moST exTreMe cOnDitions, fLEx tAPE cAn TakE a pOundiNg, ANDDD ( the 3rd and ) hOld oN tIGhT!! I thInk I’m gOinG tO nEEds a bIgGer bOat ( You really dont ) WAHOOOO!

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Well done, Grandayy, you did it! (skratta)

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I didn't expect that. That was good meme, good meme. Gary, you need to massage (omigod )

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You need to massage the testicles, the baby oil and you put it in and out. Uh-oh.( When a woman and a man love each other very much- )

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Look at him. Look at this guy, He's like:
Oh, yeah ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( Me as well )

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And you put it in and out. Uh-oh.

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Oh, yeah. Tell me more.

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You put the put p--penis to warm it. In, in, in the cold winter, you warm. This seems like one of those interviews that is faked ( like most of my life ;-; )

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You know, they edit it to make it more awkward, but instead it's the opposite ( I think one guy is having a fucking anyorism )

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Yeah. Make sure all the blood flow

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(weird grunt noises....or is it?)

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Or maybe it is. Category - pets and animals (wait what) moving on

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All I want is a Black Lotus. Here we go

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A Black Lotus?

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Black Lotus live on the stream

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( he gonna pull out a random piece of shit and be like HOLY FUCK BABY JESUS )

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IT IS!?  LOOK!  IT IS! IT'S A BLACK LOTUS!! ( Looks like a hot wheels toy...)

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IT'S A 2014 LOTUS

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(Pewds laughing while a guy is dying inside) ( I’m dying as well brother )

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That's amazing, live on camera. I thought they didn't have many more of the original magic gatherings, It always amazes me

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how adult people can still be interested in Pokemon cards. Pathetic. ( You’re making a YouTube video. YOURE 28 ) Heavily played, it's, uh, completely destroyed

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Wait, Solid Snake is in smash? Has he always been? ( Idk. )

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(Chuckles) Library Cop from Seinfeld. ( O yes )

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Wait, he was racist in that? ( fuck yea man. )

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Oh, hell yeah. ( he looking like a snacc )

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(    E    ) Oh my God, goddammit ( YOU CANNOT ESCAPE )

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It's gonna pause the other video.
(laughs)

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Great. What alphabet letter are--is going to become a meme next, guys? Place your bets down in the description

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I'm thinking a ℚ 'cause it's a bit weird one, isn't it? ( FUCKING F MAN )

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Girl, look how orange you (BLEEP) look, girl

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( CHARLIE THE PUMPKIN. looking like before and after pictures. ) (chuckles) Goddammit! They're too quick. You can't just move on to Maui or whatever, Mona, whatever.

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What? What? No. I'm here... ( My face when something really cringe happens but I still wanna see what it is )

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You now have (  E  )

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You see what I mean?

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I need to process what I just watched. And now there's some FIFA dude in front of me. Lord KEK,

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very disappointed in this compilation. So let's check it out live right now

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( Fucking awesome skills bro. Kill it man )

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Sorry, Dolan, I already made this meme. Goodbye. What does life look like during your period?

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Whats's wrong, baby? It's up to... ( You’re face! D: )

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(laugh)

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Fine, Lord KEK, I will give you (chuckles) a pass

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And here's Rhonda Merkin. She and some girlfriends invented a rug recycling machine called the Carpet Muncher."

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Oh, looks like she's gonna go wall-to-wall, Vic. ( oOoOoF yOU tHOugHt )

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Right you are, Ken

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Awwwww. Everyone, press F on your keyboard right now, please ( FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuck u )

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However, we do have one more announcement. Please, take a look. Daddy Sakurai, I fuckIng love you

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I FucKinG love this man ( Plus Ultra Gay)

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That's the new **** screen right there? Just (weird noise) What is this? Ridley?

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They did it.. They did it. They ******* did it. They did it. They did it. They ***** did it. ( I think he is mentally retarded. )

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Is this a new one?

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They did it. They **** did it.

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Oh my God, if Hatsune Miku was in Smash, then I would have that reaction, then I would understand

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This is a pathetic--look, it even says here "Soy Boys." I can read ( yes. Perfect. 20/20 )

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All right, everybody. That was pretty good

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Had some good skratta. Moving on, however, to

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Smoke Memes Everyday. You know when you have those sidebars, you know it's not gonna be that great. ( Like how I just spent 30 mins already subbing this. )

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But I'm, I'm willing to take--give it a try. I'm willing to give it a good old try ( oLd yELlAr )

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Ama--amaze me. Wow me.

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I'm gay. I'm a lesbian. I am actually pan-sexual. I am transgender.

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I am just grinding out some, uh, victory out to finish off Season 3

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( C A N C E R  K I L L  M E  P L E S )

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Why does he talk like that? I didn't even realize this was Ali-A first. Fine, that was okay

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I'm gay. I'm a lesbian. I am actually pan-sexual. I am transgender.

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I SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF! :D ( wOWw pls don’t kill me with that saw. Fuck me gently ((: )

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The Flex Seal memes, they were keep living ( Like my urge for coffee fucking now. )

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Fine. Some of them are okay. I'm 28 years old ( wOaw yAy )

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What is the joke there?  Some are just so bad that you just ruin all credibility

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Maybe they're planted there to throw me off from the next ( The next is porno. 50 BUCKS )

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SNAKKEE! ( FFFUCKKK. CAN U STFU DUDE I JUST LOST A DAMN BET DD: )

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(laugh) Dammit....

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Dammit! I fell on my own trap!

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( ... )

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( FORNITE DANCES IN REAL LIFE :000 )

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Okay, okay, this is epic

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Of course you remember Zeke, Rufus, Jeke, Billy Bob, Billy Jim, Billy Billy Bo Billy Banana Fana Fo Filly, Doug, Enos, Clem, Fletcher McGee, Rainchild, Jeke ( that’s like my family )

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FINE, I GET IT ( PLUS ULTRA ACTIVATE )

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Loud equals funny, everyone. That's right. Remember, remember those words.

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Hiyah, Sport.

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Your skin is wrinkly

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Yeah? Well, that shirt you're wearing is gay ( Does it have a pic of my on it? )

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Dammit! (laugh)

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Is that real? That can't be real. Scrubs was such a friendly show. What happened?

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It's Master Chef not 
Ｍ Ａ Ｓ Ｔ Ｅ Ｒ Ｂ Ａ Ｔ Ｅ

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(Laugh) what? ( holy fuck savage )

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Sorry, what? I'm gonna need context for that click, please. Are they laughing or crying? 'Cause I would be crying.

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That's the biggest insult he's ever has said

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( oOf )

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Well, I hope you guys had fun today

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Yes, that's right

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Of course you did. Thank you, guys, so much for watching another video of Skratta du

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förlorar du. Leave a like if you lost and leave a like if you--if you're here

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That would be great and maybe a comment. Gah!. Goodbye. That's our new thing in case you haven't realized. Very nice

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Pewdiepie with the six-o win taking over YouTube, tryna get like him. Brofist to the face, can he keep up with the pace? And I'm never gonna switch

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But can you do this?

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How's it going bro? Gotta get it like this
when you wanna hit a flow

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Grinding like hope when I pop a top and never stop, run up in the city and I'm never gonna flop

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Tell me when to go, I'm like whenever, I'm done with this, pass the mic to Edgar

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