WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:27.240 --> 00:00:29.060 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 00:00:29.060 --> 00:00:32.140 Hey Swedish man here do you want some "skratta"? 00:00:32.140 --> 00:00:33.120 come then [wierd "skratt"] 00:00:33.840 --> 00:00:35.200 welcome to "You Laugh You Lose" 00:00:35.200 --> 00:00:36.740 YouTube's favorite show!! 00:00:37.160 --> 00:00:39.760 yes yes - ah, we don't do the clapping on this one. That's... 00:00:43.080 --> 00:00:43.740 [depression.mp4] 00:00:44.120 --> 00:00:45.840 let's see how the other video did... 00:00:46.100 --> 00:00:49.340 de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de 00:00:49.340 --> 00:00:50.980 they're all demonetized! 00:00:51.500 --> 00:00:55.780 oh, another company claimed the whole video because of a two-second clip 00:00:56.260 --> 00:00:57.300 aw, that's great !!1! 00:00:57.460 --> 00:00:59.420 that's fine because I especially - 00:00:59.420 --> 00:01:01.260 I don't like earning money, 00:01:01.260 --> 00:01:04.480 but I especially like when my money goes to someone else 00:01:04.900 --> 00:01:06.320 t h a t ' s h o w I l i k e it 00:01:06.320 --> 00:01:08.440 And in that honor, and in that fashion 00:01:08.500 --> 00:01:09.780 we are going to have 00:01:10.200 --> 00:01:13.180 OUR video - that's right - it's OUR video now 00:01:14.700 --> 00:01:15.480 C Y K A B L Y A T 00:01:15.900 --> 00:01:18.360 [Soviet national anthem ;)] 00:01:18.520 --> 00:01:20.020 edition. 00:01:20.020 --> 00:01:20.900 that's right! 00:01:21.180 --> 00:01:23.020 in honor of this new YouTube 00:01:23.520 --> 00:01:26.960 your video is my YouTube, my revenue is your revenue 00:01:26.980 --> 00:01:29.820 please do enjoy - and have a good time 00:01:30.360 --> 00:01:34.580 why earn money, when other people can have that money?! 00:01:34.880 --> 00:01:38.100 YES! - more people should have more money ! 00:01:38.840 --> 00:01:41.480 that's right - people who work for money 00:01:41.820 --> 00:01:43.380 should not have money 00:01:43.600 --> 00:01:45.920 what are you stOUpid? it's OUR money 00:01:46.080 --> 00:01:49.320 shall we start the video or should I just keep ranting about communism [laughing] 00:01:51.300 --> 00:01:51.940 - alright 00:01:56.020 --> 00:02:01.400 tech-technology 2016 [laughing] 00:02:11.960 --> 00:02:13.320 wait, is there more? 00:02:14.100 --> 00:02:15.300 oh there is - great 00:02:19.820 --> 00:02:21.460 why is he walking like that? 00:02:28.740 --> 00:02:30.960 you can tell here immediately that russia 00:02:31.080 --> 00:02:34.120 is at least 20 years ahead of america - finally 00:02:34.740 --> 00:02:38.380 this is some hidden footage that has not yet been released 00:02:42.360 --> 00:02:44.840 we'll see here who can do it faster... 00:02:49.240 --> 00:02:49.880 DAMN IT 00:02:50.480 --> 00:02:52.080 DAM IT - we were so close 00:02:52.500 --> 00:02:54.800 we have not perfected it yet but we are getting there 00:02:54.800 --> 00:02:56.540 it's all in the details don't worry 00:02:56.540 --> 00:02:58.180 it's just a legality issue 00:03:00.000 --> 00:03:01.680 omg - I've seen this one 00:03:04.380 --> 00:03:07.400 Translation: (in a joking manner) Are you ok [lying on the ice]? 00:03:08.620 --> 00:03:09.700 [is everything fine?] 00:03:09.900 --> 00:03:10.540 [huh?] 00:03:10.540 --> 00:03:11.920 [is everything fine?] 00:03:11.960 --> 00:03:12.920 Yeah. 00:03:12.200 --> 00:03:12.820 [fine] 00:03:13.140 --> 00:03:14.064 - Are you fishing? 00:03:14.064 --> 00:03:15.630 - Yeah, I’m fishing(gibberish) 00:03:14.400 --> 00:03:16.100 [yeah, I’m fishing] 00:03:15.630 --> 00:03:17.040 - Well then, keep on fishing. 00:03:16.100 --> 00:03:17.660 [well then, keep on fishing] 00:03:17.360 --> 00:03:19.060 - Are you able to catch any fish at least 00:03:17.660 --> 00:03:19.120 [does the fish bite?] 00:03:19.060 --> 00:03:19.720 - Uhuh 00:03:19.320 --> 00:03:20.040 [yeah] 00:03:20.640 --> 00:03:21.980 *indistinct grumbling* 00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:25.040 yOU CAN'T JUST SLEEP ON THE SNOW, RUSSIA - please 00:03:26.020 --> 00:03:27.140 what are you doing?? 00:03:32.320 --> 00:03:34.140 it's on a lake! he's sleeping - 00:03:35.520 --> 00:03:37.360 a rare russian walrus 00:03:37.360 --> 00:03:38.940 you don't see those everyday 00:03:39.800 --> 00:03:40.680 what a sight. 00:03:40.980 --> 00:03:41.940 what a culture 00:03:41.940 --> 00:03:43.980 who said white people don't have culture? 00:03:44.320 --> 00:03:45.240 [drunken russian mumbling] 00:03:45.240 --> 00:03:46.280 *hits head* 00:03:46.780 --> 00:03:47.620 [ah BLyAt'!] 00:03:48.820 --> 00:03:49.820 [ah blYaT']! 00:03:51.380 --> 00:03:52.520 [ah BLyAt'!] 00:03:53.800 --> 00:03:56.720 [ah BLyAt- ah bly-] 00:03:57.580 --> 00:03:58.220 *hits head again* 00:03:58.240 --> 00:04:00.460 [ah BLyAt!] 00:04:00.900 --> 00:04:05.560 [ah BLyAt!] 00:04:05.900 --> 00:04:07.340 oh! not again! not again! 00:04:07.380 --> 00:04:08.020 [ah BLyAt!] 00:04:08.500 --> 00:04:09.540 [ayh BLyAt!] 00:04:10.640 --> 00:04:11.780 [ayh BLyAt!] 00:04:14.400 --> 00:04:15.660 (and again) 00:04:16.260 --> 00:04:17.740 someone hold his head up! 00:04:17.840 --> 00:04:18.600 please 00:04:21.520 --> 00:04:22.300 [ah BLyAt!] 00:04:23.520 --> 00:04:24.400 [ah BLyAt!] 00:04:26.220 --> 00:04:27.060 [aAYye] 00:04:28.080 --> 00:04:29.420 what is the average IQ in russia? 00:04:29.800 --> 00:04:32.720 it must be at least over... 70 00:04:33.440 --> 00:04:35.620 sorry, I don't mean to generalize, of course 00:04:35.800 --> 00:04:38.580 we are just having fun here, guys. We are just having a little laugh 00:04:38.680 --> 00:04:39.180 00:04:42.320 --> 00:04:44.040 come here, my beloved son 00:04:45.700 --> 00:04:46.580 what is this..? 00:04:57.720 --> 00:04:59.600 who is this dude?is this, like, russian - 00:05:09.080 --> 00:05:09.900 good job. 00:05:11.720 --> 00:05:12.360 he thinks 00:05:13.900 --> 00:05:15.280 give back my bottle- 00:05:26.620 --> 00:05:27.740 what is the plan? 00:05:28.860 --> 00:05:30.700 wha - what is that cat doing? 00:05:33.080 --> 00:05:34.520 oH! oh that's not bad. 00:05:46.200 --> 00:05:47.180 no! poor cat! 00:05:47.720 --> 00:05:48.220 please 00:05:51.300 --> 00:05:52.640 i have only a pan to offer 00:05:54.740 --> 00:05:56.260 everyone have an axe..? 00:05:58.020 --> 00:05:59.780 she just... brought an axe? 00:06:00.760 --> 00:06:02.280 yeah, everyone has an axe. right? 00:06:03.420 --> 00:06:03.920 right? 00:06:03.920 --> 00:06:04.520 of course. 00:06:04.900 --> 00:06:05.680 oh no. 00:06:13.820 --> 00:06:15.840 okay... ehh timber? 00:06:19.560 --> 00:06:20.500 OH NO 00:06:24.860 --> 00:06:29.000 I don't know if I can laugh or not cuz I don't know if the cat is ok or not 00:06:33.340 --> 00:06:34.320 ay aY AY AY! 00:06:34.700 --> 00:06:35.200 WOAH 00:06:37.400 --> 00:06:38.080 HE'S FINE 00:06:38.420 --> 00:06:39.380 the cat is fine. 00:06:39.660 --> 00:06:41.340 ok now we can use this clip. 00:06:46.520 --> 00:06:47.640 what is his job??? 00:06:47.640 --> 00:06:51.040 Translation: [little chicks? how cute!] 00:06:52.100 --> 00:06:55.340 this is too - this is too innocent [lalalalalallaaa] 00:06:56.120 --> 00:06:58.300 [woah, what is that?] 00:06:58.320 --> 00:07:00.120 [hmm, I need to go check this out] 00:07:00.300 --> 00:07:01.540 [there’s no one here] 00:07:01.540 --> 00:07:02.880 can someone translate this?? (yeah) 00:07:02.880 --> 00:07:05.320 [let’s go check it out] 00:07:05.320 --> 00:07:06.920 [what do we have here?] 00:07:06.920 --> 00:07:09.200 [hmmm, looks like someone lives in here] 00:07:12.120 --> 00:07:14.960 [ok, I’m crawling farther eeehh] 00:07:14.960 --> 00:07:16.540 what is he doing? 00:07:18.060 --> 00:07:21.100 [HMMM, where am I?] 00:07:21.340 --> 00:07:22.660 [here is a dead-end] 00:07:23.320 --> 00:07:27.860 [hmm this is just a casual doghou- WTF, WHO IS- NO!] 00:07:30.460 --> 00:07:37.420 [GRANDMA!(and dog's name again(VARYA))] 00:07:39.140 --> 00:07:42.020 [GRANDMA!(and dog's name again)] 00:07:42.700 --> 00:07:43.740 [hell.mp4] 00:07:43.900 --> 00:07:47.280 Translation: [It’s good that they give you these treasure chests] 00:07:47.280 --> 00:07:49.020 what is this, a russian minecraft channel? 00:07:50.880 --> 00:07:55.800 [BLYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!] 00:07:56.660 --> 00:07:57.920 [oh no, my mom's back] 00:07:57.920 --> 00:07:59.980 [Mom: I’ll fucking kick your ass, what the fuck, huh?] 00:07:58.060 --> 00:08:00.380 [I’ll punish you blyat' what the fuck are you doing] 00:08:00.080 --> 00:08:03.180 the kid: mom Mom MOm Wha-?? MOM Oww Oww 00:08:03.260 --> 00:08:06.540 [Mom: Turn this bullshit off right now, fucking sick of it already] 00:08:06.540 --> 00:08:09.100 [but Mom!!!! OWWW] 00:08:11.480 --> 00:08:12.040 yeah 00:08:12.320 --> 00:08:14.000 that's - that's cool man 00:08:14.240 --> 00:08:14.960 that's cool 00:08:16.280 --> 00:08:17.860 that's a really cool building, by the way 00:08:19.080 --> 00:08:20.640 BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT 00:08:23.080 --> 00:08:26.720 Translation: [FUCKIN GERMANS, SUKA, are crawling along BLYAT!!!!] 00:08:26.720 --> 00:08:28.980 [and here is a tank coming, blyat!] 00:08:28.980 --> 00:08:30.380 ah yes! the famous battle 00:08:30.380 --> 00:08:33.680 man versus giant... bulldozer... thing. 00:08:34.300 --> 00:08:36.160 [come on, blyat', you fucking Germans (meaning Nazi army)] 00:08:36.160 --> 00:08:38.100 an important piece of russian history. 00:08:38.760 --> 00:08:43.420 [come on destroy that sUKA COME ON! *throws fire on tank* GOOD JOB] 00:08:43.700 --> 00:08:44.200 woah! 00:08:45.580 --> 00:08:49.140 [caterpillar track fucked up! you fucking explode it!!] 00:08:53.080 --> 00:08:55.080 [AAAARGH!! 00:08:56.420 --> 00:08:58.360 Pizdez blyat! :D] 00:08:58.840 --> 00:09:01.160 oh she - he's on fire! he's on fire! 00:09:01.680 --> 00:09:02.720 jump out!! 00:09:04.520 --> 00:09:05.960 he doesn't even care! 00:09:06.600 --> 00:09:07.860 you're on fire! 00:09:13.220 --> 00:09:15.880 this is what happens when you don't have internet, ok? 00:09:16.660 --> 00:09:23.520 *Russian SWAT team warms up before raiding the club* 00:09:23.720 --> 00:09:25.240 the russian military. 00:09:25.640 --> 00:09:26.760 fearless as any 00:09:28.180 --> 00:09:31.140 some of the strongest fighters on the planet 00:09:34.500 --> 00:09:37.500 this is actually not the army, this is the special forces 00:09:39.380 --> 00:09:41.860 I can't - it's so dumb, the whole thing 00:09:42.000 --> 00:09:43.300 *Arabian Nights in Russian* 00:09:43.340 --> 00:09:44.560 it never ends! 00:09:44.700 --> 00:10:00.280 *Arabian Nights in Russian* 00:10:01.680 --> 00:10:04.440 I think this is probably one of my favorite "you laugh you lose" 00:10:04.440 --> 00:10:06.880 probably we are not using half of these 00:10:08.000 --> 00:10:10.320 but I had a great time at least 00:10:10.740 --> 00:10:15.200 most likely this won't be monetized properly, but hey! 00:10:15.620 --> 00:10:17.880 at least we had fun, everybody 00:10:17.940 --> 00:10:20.240 leave a like if you skratta leave a like if you förlora 00:10:20.420 --> 00:10:23.400 and remember to laugh - if you laugh you lose 00:10:23.400 --> 00:10:25.000 and if you lose you laugh 00:10:25.460 --> 00:10:27.040 and so on so forth 00:10:27.040 --> 00:10:29.200 thank you for watching, I am your host 00:10:29.460 --> 00:10:31.500 PEEEEEEWWWWWDIEPIE 00:10:31.840 --> 00:10:34.600 and this is pewdiepie signing off 00:10:34.860 --> 00:10:36.860 SUUUKAAAAAAA 00:10:37.200 --> 00:10:37.820 BLYAT! 00:10:38.460 --> 00:10:40.640 Jake Hill's Pewdiepie Outro #4: 00:10:40.780 --> 00:10:41.280 Pewdiepie 00:10:41.280 --> 00:10:42.000 with the Sick so win 00:10:42.140 --> 00:10:42.640 Takin' over 00:10:42.640 --> 00:10:43.140 YouTube 00:10:43.140 --> 00:10:43.640 tryna get like him 00:10:43.720 --> 00:10:44.220 Brofist 00:10:44.220 --> 00:10:44.720 to the face 00:10:44.720 --> 00:10:45.340 Can he keep up with the pace? 00:10:45.340 --> 00:10:46.120 And I'm never gonna switch 00:10:46.200 --> 00:10:47.760 Pewds: BUT CAN YOU DO THIIIiiiIIIS?! 00:10:48.060 --> 00:10:48.640 how's it go- ing 00:10:48.640 --> 00:10:49.140 Bro? 00:10:49.140 --> 00:10:49.700 Gotta get it like this 00:10:49.700 --> 00:10:50.700 When you wanna hit a flow 00:10:50.760 --> 00:10:52.620 Grinding like hope when I pop a top and never stop 00:10:52.780 --> 00:10:53.420 Run up in the city 00:10:53.420 --> 00:10:54.340 and I never gonna flop 00:10:54.400 --> 00:10:55.000 Tell me when to go 00:10:55.000 --> 00:10:55.500 I'm like: 00:10:55.600 --> 00:10:56.100 whenever 00:10:56.100 --> 00:10:56.600 I'm done with this 00:10:56.600 --> 00:10:57.920 Pass the mic to Edgar.