WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: fil 00:00:27.240 --> 00:00:29.060 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 00:00:29.060 --> 00:00:33.380 [ano daw?] 00:00:33.840 --> 00:00:35.200 maligayang pagdating sa "Tumawa ka Talo ka" 00:00:35.200 --> 00:00:36.740 paboritong palabas ng youtubeee 00:00:37.160 --> 00:00:39.760 ye ye - ah di pala natin ginagawa ang palakpak dito 00:00:43.080 --> 00:00:43.740 yan kase...pare-pareho lang mga videos mo HAHA. <3 00:00:44.120 --> 00:00:48.040 tignan natin kung anong nangyari dun sa isang video... 00:00:48.040 --> 00:00:49.340 de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de 00:00:49.340 --> 00:00:50.980 lahat nademonitized!!! 00:00:51.500 --> 00:00:55.780 ohh inangkin ng ibang kompanya yung video nang dahil lang sa dalawang segundong clip 00:00:56.260 --> 00:00:57.300 aaw, mabagseeeek!! 00:00:57.460 --> 00:00:59.420 okay lang dahil ako mismo- 00:00:59.420 --> 00:01:01.260 ayokong kumikita ng pera 00:01:01.260 --> 00:01:04.480 pero mas gusto ko kapag napunta sa iba ang pera ko 00:01:04.900 --> 00:01:06.320 ganyan ang gusto ko :') 00:01:06.320 --> 00:01:08.440 aaaaat dahil jan 00:01:08.500 --> 00:01:09.780 magkakaroon tayo ng- 00:01:10.200 --> 00:01:13.180 ating SARILING video - tama yan- satin na tong video 00:01:14.700 --> 00:01:15.480 [kung ano man yung sinabi nya] 00:01:15.900 --> 00:01:18.360 00:01:20.020 --> 00:01:20.900 tama yan 00:01:21.180 --> 00:01:23.020 00:01:23.520 --> 00:01:26.960 video mo, video ko; kinita ko, kinita mo 00:01:26.980 --> 00:01:29.820 sana masiyahan kayo - at uhhh masiyahan kayo ulit 00:01:30.360 --> 00:01:34.580 bakit kapa kikita ng pera kung ibang tao naman ang makakakuha?! 00:01:34.880 --> 00:01:38.100 OO! mas maraming tao dapat ay magkaroon ng mas maraming pera 00:01:38.840 --> 00:01:41.480 tama! - ang mga nagtrabaho para magkapera 00:01:41.820 --> 00:01:43.380 ay di dapat magkapera 00:01:43.600 --> 00:01:45.920 ano ha tANga ka ba? pera NAMIN to 00:01:46.080 --> 00:01:49.320 umpisahan naba natin yung video o ipagpatuloy ko lang ang pag palakat [g.trans] tungkol sa komunismo? 00:01:51.300 --> 00:01:51.940 eto na sawakas 00:01:56.020 --> 00:02:01.400 teknolo- teknolohiya 2016 [tawa] 00:02:11.960 --> 00:02:13.320 sandali, meron paba? 00:02:14.100 --> 00:02:15.300 oh meron - great 00:02:19.820 --> 00:02:21.460 bakit sya naglalakad ng ganyan? 00:02:28.740 --> 00:02:30.960 alam mo na kaagad na ang russia 00:02:31.080 --> 00:02:34.120 ay nangunguna sa america ng di kumulang 20 taon - sawakas 00:02:34.740 --> 00:02:38.380 ito ay tagong footage na hindi pa nailalantad 00:02:42.360 --> 00:02:44.840 tignan natin kung sino mas mabilis 00:02:49.240 --> 00:02:49.880 KASUOTAN!! 00:02:50.480 --> 00:02:52.080 KASUOTAN!! - napakalapit na natin!!! 00:02:52.500 --> 00:02:54.800 di pa natin napeperpekto ngunit malapit na tayo 00:02:54.800 --> 00:02:56.540 lahat ay nasa detalya wag mag-alala 00:02:56.540 --> 00:02:58.180 00:03:00.000 --> 00:03:01.680 homayg - nakita ko na to dati 00:03:08.140 --> 00:03:09.520 sabi lang nya, "uUOgGH" 00:03:09.940 --> 00:03:10.600 [dugong] ahh? 00:03:11.960 --> 00:03:12.920 [dugong] uUAaoOGh 00:03:14.480 --> 00:03:15.460 [dugong] wHUahrOGhuhrOUH 00:03:19.120 --> 00:03:19.720 [dugong] aUh Huh 00:03:20.640 --> 00:03:21.980 [dugong] hMn nnM uohough 00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:25.040 di ka pwedeng matulog lang sa snoow russia! - plis 00:03:26.020 --> 00:03:27.140 nong ginagawa mo??? 00:03:32.320 --> 00:03:34.140 nasa lawa sya! natutulog sya - [tawa in disbelief] 00:03:35.520 --> 00:03:37.360 isang bibihirang walrus galing russia 00:03:37.360 --> 00:03:38.940 di mo to makikita araw-araw. oh san kapa? 00:03:39.800 --> 00:03:40.680 00:03:40.980 --> 00:03:41.940 00:03:41.940 --> 00:03:43.980 sinong nagsabing walang kultura ang mga puti? 00:03:44.320 --> 00:03:45.240 sjbhgdkha 00:03:45.240 --> 00:03:46.280 *untog* 00:03:46.780 --> 00:03:47.620 ASDVSNVCAH!! 00:03:48.820 --> 00:03:49.820 ASDHACD ADJBCADSC!! 00:03:51.380 --> 00:03:52.520 asdkdadss 00:03:53.800 --> 00:03:56.720 asbdsj! - aah bel- 00:03:57.580 --> 00:03:58.220 *untog* 00:03:58.240 --> 00:03:59.920 [pewds] oh my g-HAHAHA [tito] ASJFAJFGJAJJ!! 00:04:05.900 --> 00:04:07.340 ohh! wag na naman! wag na naman! 00:04:07.380 --> 00:04:08.020 *nauntog ulit* 00:04:08.500 --> 00:04:09.540 [pewds] XD [tito] AHSDSUWJEDSJJ!!! 00:04:10.640 --> 00:04:11.780 [pewds] hhiikk XD [tito] aahhsbssfjj!! 00:04:15.960 --> 00:04:17.600 [pewds] sino man, alalayan nyo yung ulo nya! 00:04:17.600 --> 00:04:18.100 parang-awa 00:04:21.520 --> 00:04:22.300 *untog ulit* 00:04:23.520 --> 00:04:24.400 haay nakakapagod pala to. byeee :) 00:04:26.220 --> 00:04:27.060 00:04:28.080 --> 00:04:29.420 ano ang average na IQ sa russia? 00:04:29.800 --> 00:04:32.720 siguro mga...70 00:04:33.440 --> 00:04:35.620 pasensya na. Hindi ko ginustong i-pangkalahatan, syempre 00:04:35.800 --> 00:04:38.600 gusto lang natin magsaya, gusto lang namin ng onting tawa! 00:04:42.320 --> 00:04:44.040 lumapit ka, aking mahal na anak 00:04:45.700 --> 00:04:46.580 ano to...? 00:04:57.720 --> 00:04:59.600 sino tong lalaking to? para ba syang, russian - 00:05:09.080 --> 00:05:09.900 magaling 00:05:11.720 --> 00:05:12.360 nagiisip sya 00:05:13.900 --> 00:05:15.280 ibalik mo ang bote ko 00:05:26.620 --> 00:05:27.740 ano ba ang plano? 00:05:28.860 --> 00:05:30.700 a - anong ginagawa nung pusaa? 00:05:33.080 --> 00:05:34.520 oH! ohh pwede naa. 00:05:46.200 --> 00:05:47.180 hindee! kawawang pusaa! 00:05:47.720 --> 00:05:48.220 pliis 00:05:51.300 --> 00:05:52.640 00:05:54.740 --> 00:05:56.260 00:05:58.020 --> 00:05:59.780 00:06:00.760 --> 00:06:02.280 yeah, lahat naman may palakol, diba? 00:06:03.420 --> 00:06:03.920 diba? 00:06:03.920 --> 00:06:04.520 naman. 00:06:04.900 --> 00:06:05.680 00:06:13.820 --> 00:06:15.840 00:06:19.560 --> 00:06:20.500 OH NO 00:06:21.440 --> 00:06:22.020 OH 00:06:24.860 --> 00:06:29.000 00:06:33.340 --> 00:06:34.320 ay aY AY AY!! 00:06:34.700 --> 00:06:35.200 WOAH! 00:06:37.400 --> 00:06:38.080 AYOS LANG SYA 00:06:38.420 --> 00:06:39.380 ayos lang yung pusa 00:06:39.660 --> 00:06:41.340 ok edi pwede na nating magamit tong clip 00:06:46.520 --> 00:06:47.640 ano ba trabaho nya? 00:06:49.760 --> 00:06:51.480 00:06:52.240 --> 00:06:54.400 napaka - napaka-inosente nito [totoy] lalalalalalalalala 00:07:01.540 --> 00:07:02.880 00:07:02.880 --> 00:07:03.380 [di ko keri boss] 00:07:04.000 --> 00:07:04.700 ojusko 00:07:14.700 --> 00:07:15.820 anong ginagawa nya? 00:07:31.220 --> 00:07:33.540 00:07:37.140 --> 00:07:37.640 D: 00:07:47.140 --> 00:07:48.940 ano to, russian minecraft channel? 00:07:51.020 --> 00:07:55.800 BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 00:07:58.200 --> 00:08:09.000 <russian na nanay sumisigaw> 00:08:11.480 --> 00:08:12.040 myeah. 00:08:12.320 --> 00:08:14.000 00:08:14.240 --> 00:08:14.960 00:08:16.280 --> 00:08:17.860 00:08:19.160 --> 00:08:20.640 00:08:28.660 --> 00:08:30.380 ah yes! ang sikat na labanan 00:08:30.380 --> 00:08:33.680 tao laban sa higante...buldoser...ata 00:08:35.600 --> 00:08:38.080 isang importante bahagi ng kasaysayan ng russia 00:08:43.660 --> 00:08:44.160 woah! 00:08:58.840 --> 00:09:01.160 oh shi - nasusunog sya! n a s u s u n o g s y a ! 00:09:01.680 --> 00:09:02.720 talon ka palabas!! 00:09:04.520 --> 00:09:05.960 wala manlang syang pakialam! 00:09:06.600 --> 00:09:07.860 nasusunog ka! 00:09:13.220 --> 00:09:15.880 eto ang nangyayari kapag wala kang internet, ok? 00:09:23.720 --> 00:09:25.240 ang militarya ng russia 00:09:25.640 --> 00:09:26.760 walang takot 00:09:28.180 --> 00:09:31.140 ilan sa mga pinakamalalakas na manlalaban sa planeta 00:09:34.500 --> 00:09:37.340 hindi pala ito ang hukbo, ito ang spesyal na pwersa (? XD) 00:09:39.380 --> 00:09:41.860 I K E N N A T - napakatanga, lahat 00:09:42.880 --> 00:09:44.160 di natatapos! 00:10:01.500 --> 00:10:04.440 ito yata ang isa sa pinakapaborito kong "tumawa ka talo ka" 00:10:04.440 --> 00:10:06.880 hindi namin yata magagamit kalahati nito 00:10:08.000 --> 00:10:10.320 pero at least nagenjoy ako 00:10:11.220 --> 00:10:15.200 pero paniguradong hindi to mamomonetize ng maayos peroo 00:10:15.620 --> 00:10:17.880 kahit papaano sumaya tayong lahat 00:10:17.940 --> 00:10:20.240 magiwan ng 'like' kung nag- skratta ka magiwan ng 'like' kung nag- förlora ka 00:10:20.420 --> 00:10:23.400 at wag kalimutang tumawa - kung tumawa ka, talo ka 00:10:23.400 --> 00:10:25.000 at kung talo ka, tumawa ka 00:10:25.460 --> 00:10:27.040 00:10:27.040 --> 00:10:29.200 salamat sa panonood, ako ang iyong host 00:10:29.460 --> 00:10:31.500 PEEEEEEWWWWWDIEPIE 00:10:31.840 --> 00:10:34.600 aat ito ay si pewdiepie signing off 00:10:35.740 --> 00:10:37.180 [ewan ko :<] 00:10:41.600 --> 00:10:42.340 [ayyeeee]