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Skrattar... Förlorar Mannan

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Hej allihopa vad trevligt att träffas er. 
(Hello everyone! Nice to meet you.)

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Nu är det så att om du skrattar så förlorar du.
(Now, if you laugh, you lose.)

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very well

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the contract as been sealed let's begin the challenge

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of skrattar du förlorar du

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Today we have the sports editon

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of skrattar du förlorar du

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Thats right

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Sports are so funny

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I cant stop laughing

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Sorry i was just thinking about sports

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Let's do the sports edition of skrattar du förlorar du

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thats a definitely a good idea

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jesus

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oh my god

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damn wamen dont play around

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that is not skrattar that is concerna

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meanwhile men playing football

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why is football (voice) "known as soccer"

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just the lamest sport of all time

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thanks to this sort of thing

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sports is just so stupid

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does anyone actually watch sports unironically?

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you know how old people are like why would you watch someone else play a video game

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(Gibberish)

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why would you watch sports then

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thats like 10 times worse

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dont get it

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what am i supposed to do then, huh

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he became a ball

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damn

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wrestling sure is tough

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This is literally me anytime i get in a fight with someone.

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Caption me as the ball, and the wrestler as my responsibilities

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And you got yourself an epic tumblr gif right there.

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Oh, i almost Skrattar

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Sorry, sorry. I was just thinking about gifs (with j)

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Gifs, i thought about gifs

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So funny.. they just make me laugh. Almost as funny as sports.

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Is all of these without sound, like what the heck?

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Zero, three

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Oh here comes the tears.

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Oh no my team is losing.

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It keeps happening.

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Oh yes

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Zero, Five?! Zero, Six

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When did this happen?

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Jesus

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Oh my god

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You're crying.

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Pathetic

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Oh my god

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Why are they crying?

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(mocking voice) You don't get it man, you just don't care about sports.

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Huh, i guess i don't. Jesus Christ Pathetic

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Alright the sports idea clearly isn't worth it

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Aaa...

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Just gonna get a lot hate

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From you scumbags

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Who thinks sports is cool

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I bet you I can beat you in any sports

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I’ll have you know I’m extremely athletic

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Cuckold, a cuckold is a man

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whose wife is promiscuous to his face

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and everybody knows.

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Exactly, exactly.

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Um, in this particular scene um

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This is a

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a genre of film?!

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Uh yeah! Yeah, very popular genre.

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Um, like I said I've done several of these

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Have you played the cuckold?

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I was just recognized for the award

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at the AVN awards for best uhhh cuckold.

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Um uhh

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And uh in this particular scene

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my wife is uh shaming me-

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Who - now who plays your wife?

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Oh uh, my actual wife.

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That's Debbie?!

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Yeah. You can't see with the-

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you can't see her entire face

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uh, it's a, he's a pretty big guy

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Wait a minute, wait a minute

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There's an African American man-

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(Laughs)

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That can’t be real

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That must have been a sketch

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That's so good

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Have you Skrattar yet?

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Let me know in the comments right now

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Maybe the sports bit was a bit too much for youu..

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I know

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We have some pretty funny clips here

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I'm basically the new Ray William Johnson

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But at least I don't throw a black baby around

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That bit was hilarious

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Oh you don't believe me?

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Sive is editing right now

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And he's literally shaking in anger

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I know sive this is some pretty outrageous racism

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Can't believe it

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For my favorite YouTuber Ray William Johnson

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Who inspired me to create this show myself

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By laughing at funny clips

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I love it

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I just love it

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I mean I hate it

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It's upsetting

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That's what I meant

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Sorry..

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I got it all mixed up

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Okay.. alright.. you ta.. you talking to me?

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Oh I didn't recognize him

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I bet brad..  brad is so into D&D

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He would love this soo..

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Brad: Hi everybody

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Brad: Its me Brad Woto

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Brad: We started a D&D sort of collaborative effort...

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(Brad being cut off mid sentence)

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I.. I feel like brad would appreciate this one

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(Laughs)

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Sports and D&D they are equally bad

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That's just how it is

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(Long silence)

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(Still keep going)

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(Almost there...)

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(Just a little more)

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Sorry

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(clears throat)

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Next clip everyone..

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This is Australian Rick and Morty?

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Yup..

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Rick and Morty summarized everyone

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There you go

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Fantastic..

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Is this official?

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That's the Adult Swim on it

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That's awesome

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If it is

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(She is deaf, as she never listen to anything she dosent know how to speak... or sing)

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(Mating call of the Beluga Whale)

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(Mating call of the Beluga Whale continues...)

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(Mating call of the Beluga Whale is still going on strongly)

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(How she is singing something she never listen to? it's because the music comes from her soul)

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What is happening?? (no clue)

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(Crying sound of a Blue Whale dying)

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What is going on?? (idk)

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(The Dying sounds of a Dog :( continues)

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How is this real?? (¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

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The sounds of the Dinosaurs when they met their fate.

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(Laughs? Or in pain? Or Both?)

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(The sounds of a death woman singing a song)

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(Clapping Proud)

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That was beautiful..

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(Continues Clapping Proud)

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What.. in the world?

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I feel like someone is gonna explain to me in the comments

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And they are gonna be like

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"Excuse me Felix she's suffering from bla blalah and I can't believe you’re so insensitive"

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Like what am I.. I.. what is this?

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I don't know!

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They are speaking crazy language!

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Eastern European countries are so weird..

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..you don't know what's happening.. (voice cracks)

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Is it edited?! I don't know?

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Let's watch that one again..

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This is one.. just one more quick little watch..

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I feel like I'm going crazy (Same)

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I don't..

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I can't..

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I can't explain what..

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I don't want to see that ever again

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Fine..

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Okay..

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Fine..

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You made me chuckle..

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What do you want?

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(Laughs)

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Jesus Christ..

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Jesus Christ..

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Jesus!

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Its terrifying

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Oh thank god..

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Great..

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I feel like now I know

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How I'm going to die

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Look good!

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(Felix slowly dying inside)

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("Why are we still here, just to suffer")

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Now I know..

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How I'm going to die..

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(I predicted it.. wow)

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That is genuinely..

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Terrifying.. (Agree)

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(Reads comment on screen)

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(The expression of "A VERY BAD IDEA")

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Ehhh...

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(mocking voice) Screw it I'm gonna do it.. (Your gonna regret it)

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(mocking voice) I don't care about the consequences (Soon you will)

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Okay..

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Oh my god..

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Are you ready? (no)

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(Please take off your headphones for your safety)

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(The sound of suffering souls)

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(RIP headphone users..if any)

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(This is geting out of hand)

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(Sorry to HEAR that)

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Ooo..

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Oooo..

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Ooo..

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Ooo..

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Oooo...

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Oooo yes..

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Yes..

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(Copying the men in the clip)

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(Looks painful..)

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(Copying the men in the clip but in pain)

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(It goes on forever..)

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(Copying the men in the clip but in pain, part 2)

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(Copying the men in the clip but laughing instead)

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What is happening?? (No idea)

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I'm scared (You should be)

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I'm confused (So am I)

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This whole episode (So am I)

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It started off with sports.. (We know)

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What is happening??

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Please..

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No..

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I don't want anymore nightmares.. (Same)

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Please..

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(Finally stopped.. thank god)

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Goddammit..

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That's it for this week..

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Skrattar du förlorar du

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It was a wide range of emotions (Sure was)

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But we made it through everybody (Thank god for that)

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So make sure you leave a like if you skrattar..

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And a like if you förlorar (So either way it doesn't matter)

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And I will see you next time (Ofc you will)

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Goodbye (Bye..)