WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.030 --> 00:00:02.030 (Degenerate laughing) 00:00:02.030 --> 00:00:04.030 (Continues fake and forced laugh) 00:00:04.030 --> 00:00:06.030 (Extreme coughing and laughing) 00:00:06.279 --> 00:00:11.189 Oh sorry, didn't see you there. I was just laughing at my favorite moving image on the Internet. 00:00:11.340 --> 00:00:14.300 Oh, you like GIFs too? H-How about this one? 00:00:14.620 --> 00:00:15.460 (killmenow.jpg) 00:00:15.460 --> 00:00:17.920 No? All right. Well how about this one, isn't that funny? 00:00:18.400 --> 00:00:19.400 (swedish noises) 00:00:19.400 --> 00:00:21.920 It's a moving image! It's the funniest thing on the internet! 00:00:21.929 --> 00:00:23.620 (More fake laughter) 00:00:23.620 --> 00:00:25.620 WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING?? 00:00:25.620 --> 00:00:27.620 *so much regret and pain in pewdiepie's soul* 00:00:30.100 --> 00:00:36.680 "You guys are not going to believe this. [Stalin] has cancer." "Do you want to win all the giftcards down below?" 00:00:36.680 --> 00:00:39.960 "Pewdiepie has died at the age of 69." 00:00:39.960 --> 00:00:43.180 [Screams from hell] 00:00:43.180 --> 00:00:45.300 Continue? That will be one demonetization, please 00:00:46.480 --> 00:00:52.560 That's right, today we're going to discuss GIFs and why you're a complete low degenerate scumbag for using them. 00:00:52.940 --> 00:00:54.820 mmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMM 00:00:54.960 --> 00:00:56.740 That's right, I said it. 00:00:56.760 --> 00:00:58.760 (Jack spedicy mimic attempt) 00:00:58.760 --> 00:00:59.520 (Failed) 00:00:59.520 --> 00:01:04.140 First thing you need to know about GIFs is that it's an acronym for: 00:01:04.380 --> 00:01:05.040 God 00:01:05.500 --> 00:01:06.260 I 00:01:06.480 --> 00:01:07.440 Flipping 00:01:07.680 --> 00:01:08.440 Suck 00:01:08.760 --> 00:01:12.560 I added the last bit, just kidding guys. It's actually an acronym for: 00:01:12.560 --> 00:01:15.260 Graphic Inter-change Formats 00:01:15.260 --> 00:01:17.540 Hmm, interesting. 00:01:17.540 --> 00:01:22.140 And second of all, more importantly, it's pronounced "gif". Okay, if you're calling a "jif..." 00:01:22.140 --> 00:01:27.340 I don't know what to tell you. There must be something wrong with you. Are you straight-up loco? 00:01:27.340 --> 00:01:28.400 (Angry 12 year-old voice) But Felix 00:01:28.400 --> 00:01:33.440 The creator of GIFs calls them "jif"s so it has to be right to pronounce them "jif"s- 00:01:33.440 --> 00:01:34.960 SSHHTTFFKKFF 00:01:34.960 --> 00:01:40.760 Oh, okay, so just because you invented something means you're the literary scholar of how it's pronounced 00:01:40.760 --> 00:01:43.600 What if I told you the creator of cars pronounced it 00:01:43.620 --> 00:01:44.780 k a a a a r l l l l h h h ' s 00:01:44.780 --> 00:01:48.040 Huh? Because the inventor of "KARLH"s pronounced it "KCH" 00:01:48.040 --> 00:01:51.880 Stupid. Makes zero sense. You're as dumb as you look if you think that way. 00:01:52.420 --> 00:01:53.280 Don't make me laugh 00:01:53.280 --> 00:01:54.353 *Skrattas right away* 00:01:54.353 --> 00:01:57.060 Stop, nope, not the GIFs. I can't, they're just too funny. 00:01:57.480 --> 00:01:57.980 *Bass boost* 00:01:57.980 --> 00:01:58.840 (Mental breakdown) 00:01:58.840 --> 00:02:01.320 Do you even know what the verb of "jif" means? 00:02:01.340 --> 00:02:05.710 Let's just entertain the idea of pronouncing a "jif". Do you do you know what "jif" means? 00:02:05.710 --> 00:02:09.300 Do you know, you don't want to know, okay? Miss me with that gay shit. 00:02:09.300 --> 00:02:09.800 *Demonetized* 00:02:09.800 --> 00:02:16.980 I'm not discriminating for your strange sexual desires, but no. No 'jif'ing allowed. Okay, STOP IT. 00:02:16.988 --> 00:02:21.240 Well, it seems like a bunch of you lobotomites or having trouble pronouncing the word "jif" so listen up. 00:02:21.240 --> 00:02:22.700 You just called me a lobotomite! 00:02:22.700 --> 00:02:23.820 This is- 00:02:23.820 --> 00:02:24.320 [Inner demon speaking] 00:02:24.320 --> 00:02:28.500 Because Dr. ThioJoe is going to lay down some righteous knowledge on you. 00:02:28.780 --> 00:02:29.840 It's "jif." 00:02:29.840 --> 00:02:32.980 It's pronounced "jif," and you know what? I'm not even saying it's 00:02:32.980 --> 00:02:37.200 because that's the way the creator says it, that's not even a factor, just ignore that altogether. 00:02:37.400 --> 00:02:40.220 "There is no 'J' in 'jif,' there's no reason to pronounce it like that!" 00:02:40.220 --> 00:02:42.180 Oh, then what about "gin," "giraffe," 00:02:42.180 --> 00:02:44.720 "gel," "gym," "ginger," "general." 00:02:44.720 --> 00:02:46.440 You must have just forgotten about those, right? 00:02:46.440 --> 00:02:47.160 Hey Joe, 00:02:47.160 --> 00:02:52.260 you seem a bit upset, could I give you a "jift?" Would you like me to "jift" do something? 00:02:52.520 --> 00:02:56.340 Ha! Oh, that's - *proceeds to orgasm* 00:02:56.420 --> 00:03:00.820 Oh I'm sorry, this, the G for the acronym stands for 00:03:01.160 --> 00:03:03.460 "jraphics" or "graphics?" 00:03:03.460 --> 00:03:04.580 [triggered sounds] 00:03:04.580 --> 00:03:06.420 Let's see what other dumb arguments we have 00:03:06.420 --> 00:03:08.180 Yeah, you lobotomize 00:03:08.180 --> 00:03:11.960 There's about 1 million words in the English language and statistically 00:03:11.960 --> 00:03:15.580 about 1.95% of them begin with a G, that's 00:03:15.580 --> 00:03:22.000 19,500 words that begin with a G. On Wikipedia there's an article that's literally a list of words 00:03:22.020 --> 00:03:25.140 where a hard G is used instead of a soft G 00:03:25.140 --> 00:03:30.320 So the fact that you can actually create an article small enough to list them should clue you in a bit. Okay well 00:03:30.320 --> 00:03:32.540 Okay, well let's examine that article. 00:03:32.600 --> 00:03:36.760 Here's the same article, I found it, a list of English words where G is pronounced 00:03:36.780 --> 00:03:40.500 exceptionally. Oh look, gif is in there! (*oof*-ing destroyed) 00:03:40.780 --> 00:03:45.960 Wow, what a great article that you sourced, wow, that really proved your point really well, didn't it? 00:03:46.780 --> 00:03:47.840 👏👏👏 00:03:47.840 --> 00:03:56.280 There are 61 words on that list, let's even round it up to a hundred. A hundred out of 19,500 is 0.5%. 00:03:56.280 --> 00:03:59.560 So you would rather argue that jiff is the exception to a rule that's followed 00:03:59.560 --> 00:04:05.300 99.5% of the time instead of admitting that you never looked up the grammar rule in the first place. 00:04:05.320 --> 00:04:07.760 *angry pewds* oh, just because statistically 00:04:07.760 --> 00:04:12.220 it's less likely to be pronounced some way means that it is pronounced that way. 00:04:12.220 --> 00:04:15.240 Yeah, that definitely makes sense. According to that logic, 00:04:15.240 --> 00:04:19.140 all these words should be pronounced jecko, jeek, jeese 00:04:19.140 --> 00:04:24.760 It's the same idea, right? Now "it's less likely to pronounce that way" you JOOFUS, 00:04:24.760 --> 00:04:26.360 you JUMMY, 00:04:26.360 --> 00:04:30.200 you JUM-JUM, you JUB me don't spank your jubby butt? 00:04:30.200 --> 00:04:31.460 *realization what the oof he just said* 00:04:31.460 --> 00:04:34.900 "Well it stands for graphics interchange format so the G must be hard!" 00:04:35.000 --> 00:04:39.120 This is such a stupid argument that it instantly makes you sound like an idiot. 00:04:39.220 --> 00:04:40.420 No it doesn't, shut up. 00:04:40.520 --> 00:04:44.180 I made a poll on Twitter to see what you guys thought was the best way to pronounce it 00:04:44.300 --> 00:04:49.280 Oh look, most of you think it's pronounced with a hard G. So that means statistically 00:04:49.280 --> 00:04:51.860 it's correct, right? And, of course, 00:04:52.240 --> 00:04:56.820 Wikipedia is the most trusted site of all time to get your sources from 00:04:56.820 --> 00:04:59.520 What if we look up gif in an actual dic(k)tionary? 00:04:59.520 --> 00:05:03.420 Oh look. What's the first thing that shows up? Gif with a hard G. 00:05:03.420 --> 00:05:06.080 Wow, that really sure was hard, wasn't it? 00:05:06.140 --> 00:05:11.080 That's right, got you guys hard on (iykwim) the gif issue, haters gonna hate amirite? 00:05:11.080 --> 00:05:12.860 Sure glad we got that settled 00:05:12.860 --> 00:05:16.180 Now let's move on to the actual issue of the gifs 00:05:16.180 --> 00:05:19.680 Gifs have been around for a very long time, over 25 years 00:05:19.680 --> 00:05:22.260 It started off as cute little baby dancing. 00:05:22.260 --> 00:05:24.560 Wow look at that, that's-you remember that one? (sure do) 00:05:25.229 --> 00:05:27.229 Only 90s kids will remember 00:05:27.229 --> 00:05:28.350 (again with that *oof*-ing fake laughter) 00:05:28.350 --> 00:05:31.900 How about the peanut butter jelly banana that was funny, right? 00:05:32.060 --> 00:05:34.900 Gifs used to be so cute and so innocent 00:05:34.900 --> 00:05:38.340 Look at this, they were used to make websites look good (oh god why) 00:05:38.340 --> 00:05:41.060 I remember I made a website just adding a bunch of gifs 00:05:41.340 --> 00:05:42.540 (ah, the good old daaays♪) 00:05:42.860 --> 00:05:45.300 Oh look at all these great butterflies! 00:05:45.300 --> 00:05:48.820 You don't see gifs like that anymore, you just don't. 00:05:48.820 --> 00:05:53.480 Look at the amazing frame rate of this one, wow, it's like I'm truly there. 00:05:53.480 --> 00:05:55.680 Love Star Wars gifs, they're the best. 00:05:55.800 --> 00:05:59.820 Well now, guess what it is now. It's cancer, it's just cancer. 00:05:59.820 --> 00:06:03.530 So much cancer. If you posted a gif in the last 7 days 00:06:03.530 --> 00:06:05.080 I got news for ya, 00:06:05.080 --> 00:06:07.711 ur mom gay. That's just how it is. I'm sorry. 00:06:07.720 --> 00:06:10.940 I know what you're thinking, how did we go from this 00:06:11.160 --> 00:06:12.100 to this? 00:06:12.100 --> 00:06:12.800 (video begins) "Ever shared this? 00:06:13.560 --> 00:06:14.060 Or this? 00:06:14.420 --> 00:06:16.460 Nothing like a good reaction gif, right? 00:06:16.460 --> 00:06:20.700 But you've probably noticed most popular ones are of black people being dramatic. 00:06:20.880 --> 00:06:21.900 This (is not digital blackface) 00:06:22.320 --> 00:06:23.320 is free real estate 00:06:23.500 --> 00:06:24.560 Guys, it is 00:06:25.120 --> 00:06:27.400 T I M E T O S T O P 00:06:27.400 --> 00:06:31.769 I don't understand why people are so fun of using gifs. They're not funny 00:06:31.870 --> 00:06:34.889 They rarely are funny, or even chuckle worthy 00:06:34.889 --> 00:06:38.580 But it's still, they're spread around everywhere, like a disease. 00:06:38.580 --> 00:06:42.780 I tried myself to look up some cringy examples of people using gifs 00:06:42.780 --> 00:06:46.520 and the only thing that showed up was people cringing. 00:06:46.520 --> 00:06:48.480 Which is cringy in itself. 00:06:48.480 --> 00:06:52.440 You are what you're trying to portray that you're against. 00:06:52.440 --> 00:06:53.380 WAKE UP 00:06:53.380 --> 00:06:56.640 Sharing a gif of you cringing is cringy 00:06:56.640 --> 00:06:58.040 (Marzia in the background) stop hating ;_; 00:06:58.040 --> 00:07:00.260 Go back and post gifs! 00:07:00.260 --> 00:07:02.280 Can't believe this, my own GF 00:07:02.280 --> 00:07:03.980 (Marzia) You mean your own GIF? 00:07:03.980 --> 00:07:04.720 (pun worthy of eyeroll) 00:07:04.720 --> 00:07:05.940 GO 00:07:06.120 --> 00:07:08.680 It's time to stop 00:07:08.680 --> 00:07:12.520 Do you know why gifs are so popular? Because of the toilet of the internet 00:07:12.520 --> 00:07:15.540 No I'm not talking about my channel, I'm talking about tumblr 00:07:15.540 --> 00:07:19.420 It's as if you need at least ten images at all times to stimulate your brain 00:07:19.420 --> 00:07:24.840 to distract you from the fact that you are an angsty depressed teenager, that's tumblr essentially 00:07:25.140 --> 00:07:26.800 Congratulations everyone. 00:07:26.900 --> 00:07:30.640 When someone greets you by name, and you don't recognize them 00:07:30.940 --> 00:07:35.300 (holy heck that was soo fricking funny I'm ROFLMAO'ing on the floor right now) 00:07:35.300 --> 00:07:37.780 [weird grunts] 00:07:37.780 --> 00:07:41.240 When you're seated between two people who are fighting 00:07:41.240 --> 00:07:43.960 (gif speeds up in an attempt to make it funny) 00:07:43.960 --> 00:07:44.460 If this was what YLYL would look like, the internet would be a sad place, even sadder than it is now 00:07:44.460 --> 00:07:47.100 So relatable oh my *gawd* 00:07:47.100 --> 00:07:51.440 When you unexpectedly run into a friend you just heard a rumor about 00:07:51.440 --> 00:07:53.500 *about to lose his will to live* 00:07:53.500 --> 00:07:56.220 Do you have any form of character by yourself? 00:07:56.220 --> 00:07:59.940 Do you really need celebrities to portray your emotions and words? 00:07:59.940 --> 00:08:01.720 You literally you're just so empty 00:08:02.020 --> 00:08:06.100 that you can't even express yourself without using the image in a video (incoming ear rape) 00:08:06.100 --> 00:08:07.760 and a text by someone else. 00:08:07.760 --> 00:08:11.440 Now I know it's like an argument that "oh, you're stealing memes and gifs, it's the same thing" 00:08:11.440 --> 00:08:15.980 but you're not just stealing the joke. You're stealing the whole character of another person. 00:08:16.180 --> 00:08:16.900 It's pathetic 00:08:17.180 --> 00:08:18.900 BFT FELFX WF'RF JST HFVING FFN 00:08:18.920 --> 00:08:21.820 You're not allowed to have fun, not on this channel 00:08:21.820 --> 00:08:22.680 *skratta* 00:08:22.880 --> 00:08:26.760 Buzzfeed, of course, is also a huge problem to why gifs are so popular 00:08:26.760 --> 00:08:29.720 Can you imagine studying for years to become a journalist 00:08:30.240 --> 00:08:33.160 to then work on a new site of writing articles called 00:08:33.240 --> 00:08:36.780 "19 Things Even Healthy People Do That Are Actually Bad For You" 00:08:36.780 --> 00:08:37.280 (gotta get that capitalization right) 00:08:37.280 --> 00:08:40.440 spend up to 75 thousand dollars to get your degree 00:08:40.620 --> 00:08:45.019 to then being told "Hey, this is a great article and what you wrote was really great, 00:08:45.020 --> 00:08:49.400 but can we just add more pictures of celebrities that are moving in there 00:08:49.600 --> 00:08:52.340 because your words were just not adequate enough?" 00:08:52.560 --> 00:08:55.360 (pewds making sassy voice) "Ignoring your body and refusing to make doctor appointments" 00:08:55.560 --> 00:08:56.720 pfffff sssssss 00:08:56.820 --> 00:08:58.100 *DUN* that's just s 00:08:58.360 --> 00:09:01.960 If you're not convinced by my ideas why gifs are bad, don't worry. 00:09:01.960 --> 00:09:04.940 There are straight-up facts to explain this as well. 00:09:05.100 --> 00:09:08.340 Gifs were originally popular because they were efficient. 00:09:08.580 --> 00:09:11.900 Gif uses an image compressing called L Z Wee, 00:09:11.900 --> 00:09:12.820 which stands for 00:09:12.860 --> 00:09:14.860 LOL ZORZ WOW 00:09:15.300 --> 00:09:18.360 Just kidding. Sometimes I just like to make stuff up. 00:09:18.500 --> 00:09:19.980 Elzey Wee 00:09:19.980 --> 00:09:24.380 It's a lossless compression algorithm that lets you download large image 00:09:24.460 --> 00:09:27.260 quickly even if you have a slow bandwidth 00:09:27.400 --> 00:09:28.680 👏👏👏 00:09:28.680 --> 00:09:33.940 Great, yes. It was great 20 years ago. Gifs have now been surpassed by its superior 00:09:34.000 --> 00:09:35.460 PEE ENGIE 00:09:35.460 --> 00:09:37.520 (little crybabies) "But I want moving images!" 00:09:37.580 --> 00:09:41.240 We all know that gits have been around for a very long time, it's an old format 00:09:41.240 --> 00:09:45.320 But now that people popularize it by adding images and moving images to it, 00:09:45.320 --> 00:09:48.200 that's when it's become clearly an outdated format. 00:09:48.400 --> 00:09:52.700 Don't believe me? I'm gonna link two examples in the description just click on them, alright? 00:09:53.120 --> 00:09:56.899 I have a pretty fast internet, and these gifs are not downloading unless 00:09:56.900 --> 00:09:59.840 I open them individually, they'll load quicker that way 00:10:00.260 --> 00:10:03.060 The reason why the video is quicker than the the gif 00:10:03.060 --> 00:10:07.160 is because it's around two megabytes instead of the gif which is 14 megabyte 00:10:07.540 --> 00:10:09.060 DAMN DANIEL 00:10:09.320 --> 00:10:14.360 The video can also start streaming and doesn't need to download the whole thing to start playing the video 00:10:14.640 --> 00:10:18.980 while the gif needs to download the whole file to display properly 00:10:19.080 --> 00:10:20.560 BUT WHY IS THIS? 00:10:20.560 --> 00:10:22.020 (confused pewds and an invisible person) 00:10:22.020 --> 00:10:24.700 Because of video compression, that's right! 00:10:24.720 --> 00:10:30.000 If this setup I have with the camera, for example, takes very little space on your computer 00:10:30.480 --> 00:10:32.840 or at least when on my computer because 00:10:32.960 --> 00:10:36.320 Simple background, I'm not moving a lot. 00:10:36.320 --> 00:10:41.840 The way the video compression works is that it takes only the images that changes in into account 00:10:41.840 --> 00:10:45.380 It doesn't keep having to re-download this background for example 00:10:45.380 --> 00:10:50.380 Unless the background changes which leads to a lot less data to be wasted. Yay! 00:10:50.680 --> 00:10:55.100 But if you start adding a bunch of stuff moving on the screen, and if I go all crazy 00:10:55.100 --> 00:11:02.140 And you add a bunch of confetti and stuff you'll quickly see that the quality of the video goes down quite a bit 00:11:02.320 --> 00:11:07.100 But this is how it's possible that we can have so many videos on YouTube and so long. Thank you 00:11:07.240 --> 00:11:12.460 Thanks to the efficiency of video compression, so many things are made possible. Hooray! 00:11:12.460 --> 00:11:13.440 👏👏👏👏 00:11:13.760 --> 00:11:16.240 It's also very cool when video compression fails 00:11:21.040 --> 00:11:24.220 ♪Datamoshing cool, datamoshing great♪ 00:11:24.660 --> 00:11:27.300 ♪Justin Bieber I move him with my face♪ 00:11:27.540 --> 00:11:30.760 ♪Then use it for an art show, use it for a piece♪ 00:11:30.920 --> 00:11:33.760 ♪Projected on a apple, projected on a peach♪ 00:11:34.120 --> 00:11:37.400 ♪Find me on the internet, I'm making gifs♪ 00:11:37.580 --> 00:11:39.580 Damn it, stop with the gifs! 00:11:39.660 --> 00:11:44.800 But pewds, not everyone has bad internet so we don't need to have an efficient model s-" 00:11:44.960 --> 00:11:48.560 There's no reason to purposely be inefficient, okay? 00:11:48.560 --> 00:11:50.820 There is a better solution. That's right, 00:11:50.820 --> 00:11:53.680 HTML5 elements! 00:11:53.680 --> 00:11:55.680 AAAAHHHHHHHH 00:11:57.740 --> 00:12:02.700 It's got autoplay, it can loop if you want to, look at this beauty 00:12:02.700 --> 00:12:06.400 Oh, plays right away even though the whole thing hasn't buffered yet 00:12:06.780 --> 00:12:09.640 It has sound, it has volume control 00:12:09.680 --> 00:12:15.420 You can pause it, you can choose to loop it if you want to, you can adjust the volume 00:12:15.420 --> 00:12:22.820 You can easily download it, and you can go fullscreen with it and the coding for it is also very simple 00:12:25.140 --> 00:12:25.640 get dunked boi 00:12:25.640 --> 00:12:28.460 HTML5 elements everybody! 00:12:28.720 --> 00:12:33.040 That's right, gif, you just got schooled, oh snap! 00:12:33.300 --> 00:12:39.480 Y'all just got served on the gif topic, what else argument do you have for using that garbage? 00:12:39.720 --> 00:12:43.760 Okay, everybody, now we can finally agree on at least two things, alright? 00:12:43.760 --> 00:12:46.730 It's pronounced gif and you need to stop using them 00:12:46.730 --> 00:12:52.140 I know it's sad, but all things must come to an end at some point and I think it's time that we finally retired 00:12:53.200 --> 00:12:54.720 this outdated format 00:12:55.040 --> 00:13:01.520 I know, how am I going to express my life if I can't express myself through Ariana Grande gifs? 00:13:01.880 --> 00:13:03.400 I know it's going to be tough, 00:13:03.410 --> 00:13:06.340 but you can get through this, I believe in you. 00:13:06.340 --> 00:13:08.680 Just think about what Ariana said herself 00:13:08.960 --> 00:13:13.340 "I just had a bone taken out of my skull. how's ur day." 00:13:13.760 --> 00:13:17.300 That's right. That's how I got out of my gif addiction. 00:13:17.300 --> 00:13:19.480 So stop it, stop with this garbage 00:13:19.480 --> 00:13:23.740 I don't want to see a single gif meme ever again in my entire life! 00:13:24.100 --> 00:13:26.100 Wait what's this? That's hilarious! 00:13:26.100 --> 00:13:27.500 HYEEEH 00:13:27.640 --> 00:13:28.500 *gasp* 00:13:28.560 --> 00:13:29.480 huehuehue 00:13:29.480 --> 00:13:30.500 FFFFFFFFFFFF